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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Sheffield United Vs Chelsea - (3 - 0) -On 11th July 2020 by Lilkini(m): 5:26pm On Jul 11, 2020
someone should drop link please
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Aston Villa Vs Chelsea (1 - 2) ) On 21st June 2020 by Lilkini(m): 3:53pm On Jun 21, 2020
please can someone tell me the station that would show it on Gotv? abeg
Sports / Re: Timo Werner Has Chose To Reject Liverpool And Will Join Chelsea This Summer. by Lilkini(m): 9:52pm On Jun 04, 2020
crazygod:
Oga just dey make yourself happy. Werner said he will only play for Klopp or no one else

you've got data right?? make use of it, browse!!!
Timo werner is coming to chelsea
Romance / Relationship by Lilkini(m): 10:38pm On May 05, 2020
Just need answers...

You saw your girl giving out her contact to a guy without hesitation... she didn't see you though.

you called and asked her where she was and she told you exactly where then you made her understand u saw her giving out digits. she said she only did that to discharge the guy.

You are angry and dont wanna take her calls or reply her chats... are you wrong or right?
Celebrities / Re: Which Celebrity's Death Pained You The Most? by Lilkini(m): 6:43am On May 04, 2020
SAM LOCO EFE... Rest on sir!!!
Celebrities / Re: Picture Kodak: Video Vixen Dies In Clarence Peters’ Apartment (photos) by Lilkini(m): 4:46pm On Apr 30, 2020
ikemesit4477:
How does charging of phone lead to someone's dead! Please I need some explanation!
charging your phone while its in use is very wrong...
two days ago, i was in the room with my elder bro and all of a sudden he flew(i don't really know how to explain it cos i was dumbfounded) and landed on my body shouting Jesus Jesus!!! Nepa light went off immediately..he kept shouting Jesus,left the room and his phone and went to d sitting room still shouting Jesus. later on, he now told us that he was electrocuted..it threw him up..we laughed over it cos i was also watching movie on my phone while it's charging(i guess my plastic back pack saved me) . we found it funny buh i knew it was serious when he couldnt even come close to his phone for like 1hr.
later that day,his friend called him and said he almost died today... he asked whats up and his friend showed him his hand. same thing happened to him exactly the same time and his friend's own was worse cos it broke his palm and threw him to the wall giving him a head injury.
since that day, everybody became cautious... He wad the first person that saw this kodak news today and showed it to us.

please its a risk charging and operating the phone...
RIP Kodak

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Travel / Re: Sinkhole Appears In The Middle Of A Road In Ogbor Hill, Aba, After Heavy Rain by Lilkini(m): 8:59am On Apr 20, 2020
That place is not ogbor hill... edit that
Education / Re: Lagos Pegs Entry Age Into JSS1 At 12 Years by Lilkini(m): 11:22pm On Apr 07, 2020
lol, this is funny... na now i begin reason some things o. i been enter jss1 @age10 and at that same age i liked one girl ogechi and i tried wooing her with my Primary school results cos i took 1st position all through buh e still no work.

las las i do security for my guy the day im dey bang am for box room...

back to the matter... this move aint cool. 18years -write waec
19yrs-- jamb bleep u up
20yrs-- u write again,e no work
21yrs -- u come say make u hustle small
22yrs-- u come ses say ur niggas dey do guy for u cos dem dey school, you try again and still fail
23yrs-- you finally got it then spend 4-9yrs depending on ya course of study.

u don age be that... after suffering and graduating then the mumu country go say job no dey cos of ya age
Agriculture / Re: Just Killed This Animal But Don't Know It's Name. by Lilkini(m): 7:36am On Apr 07, 2020
we call it "nkwukwa" in my side... it moves in group especially in line as if they are going for a meeting.
ah no sabi d english name
Family / Re: Olden Days Lies Elders Told Us -- Share Here by Lilkini(m): 12:19pm On Feb 22, 2020
That the moon swallowed a woman carrying a baby on her back with firewood on her head cos she went to the farm in an odd hour... i swear till now,i dey see that woman inside moon.

That if i hear my name and answer when no1 called then i should start covering myself with the blood of Jesus.

dont lay down immediately after meal or else the food will go to my head.

if i swallow seed of any fruit, it will grow in my tummy

if i see snake, i should call it "eriri(rope) and it would relax and not run away till u kill it

so many stupid lies biko

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Crime / Re: Soldier Shot Okada Rider Dead In Aba Over 100 (Photos) by Lilkini(m): 9:13pm On Aug 07, 2019
MicheyJ1:
When you check you'll see the soldier is an Hausa man.

exactly...happened right in front of me,i ran like never before.. the worst is that the people of ABALA(anyone in aba knows them) aint one to joke with,this aint ending this way.
God help us all
Crime / Re: EFCC Arrests 3 Internet Fraudsters (Photos) by Lilkini(m): 3:33pm On Aug 07, 2019
apcdoncastnaija:
kai see street niggers because of lack of unemployment.


dont say that please...unemployment aint the reason some niggas do fraud.even the employed ones still run it.
if u dont av,go and do menial jobs...u,wont die

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Sports / Re: AFCON: AS Roma Congratulates Nigeria, Super Eagles Responds by Lilkini(m): 11:10pm On Jul 12, 2019
phr0nesis:

He should help us famz Mahrez


feghouli and ounas is out of the game with injury...even with them,we are "The giant of Africa" .we can beat anyone....
my legs dey shake as i dey type this thing�

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Algerians Celebrate In The Streets As President Abdelaziz Bouteflika Resigns by Lilkini(m): 5:10pm On Apr 03, 2019
Just imagine its same in nigeria... staying more than 2tenures.
buhari president for 20years....damn!!! let me stop this imagination please
Education / Re: Stephanie Ofijoyce: Nigerians Refused To Help Me After I Made Success Video by Lilkini(m): 5:56pm On Mar 24, 2019
Her mum promised her 400k but yet she says shes angry cos she needs to know about all the stuffs success is getting and be part of it...
as gini kwanu??
Education / Re: Stephanie Ofijoyce: Nigerians Refused To Help Me After I Made Success Video by Lilkini(m): 5:55pm On Mar 24, 2019
olodo... you made the video out of mockery. you saw her coming back from school angry and you had to get sumfin to laugh about.you posted it on whatsapp so people could just laugh and then your friend told you to post it on fb and others.you did cos you wanna get cheap likes and you got it my dear..
Enjoy your likes and allow the SUCCESSFUL girl to enjoy her destiny.

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Religion / Re: Dr. Intercessor Jehovah Buys His Third Hummer Limousine, Shows It Off In Aba by Lilkini(m): 10:45am On Mar 18, 2019
i saw this limo packed outside the church on wednesday and the painting doesnt look like that of a new car... i guess he repainted his old white limo.

I no dey beef am oo buh just saying
Crime / Re: Man Survives After Being Shot By Thugs During Elections In Akwa Ibom (photos) by Lilkini(m): 11:22pm On Mar 09, 2019
And the policeman is busy writing down statement and asking stupid questions i guess while the guy is still bleeding... i pray he really survives it cos that kinda looks deep
Politics / Re: Nigerian Didn’t Vote Today Because Presidential Election Was Rigged - Atiku by Lilkini(m): 6:18pm On Mar 09, 2019
Hes right...the turn up everywhere was very very low. presidential election, people like me trekked a very long distance just to go and vote buh it turned out it doesnt matter. so today i stayed back cos its not worth it.. i cant stress myself again and still they declare who they want the winner.

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Politics / Re: Okezie Ikpeazu Shares Free Kerosene In Abia Ahead Of Governorship Election by Lilkini(m): 9:41am On Mar 07, 2019
Mkmoney:
Nitwit! Stop wailing and wait for the outcome of the election



Olodo... your gonna hide your face come weekend. keep licking asses with the small small chips ogah and co gives you
Politics / Re: Okezie Ikpeazu Shares Free Kerosene In Abia Ahead Of Governorship Election by Lilkini(m): 12:18am On Mar 07, 2019
sage:


GTFOH with your nonsense propaganda. You think Abia people are fools or what?


ur the mumu amongst the abians.... whether you like it or not, hes gonna stay there till 2023. usu enweghi onu
Politics / Re: Okezie Ikpeazu Shares Free Kerosene In Abia Ahead Of Governorship Election by Lilkini(m): 12:05am On Mar 07, 2019
EmperorWIZLAD:
why try so hard to impress the masses if you truly did well in ur 1st tenure. Ndi Abian Biko kota ezigbo sign. ALEX OTTI



Alex otti?? lol
A criminal that stole from diamond bank
A liar that claims hes ngwa while hes from arochukwu
An outcast that his people barnished his forefathers and they came to my place to settle..

lol, hes not qualified oga....
Politics / Re: Okezie Ikpeazu Shares Free Kerosene In Abia Ahead Of Governorship Election by Lilkini(m): 12:03am On Mar 07, 2019
Mkmoney:
In as much as i am pro PDP I will say that okezie ikpeazu has failed the people of abia state,no good road ,no basic amenities no infrastructure.Total failure




You know nothing oga... do you stay in abia? if you know the state very well then you would know hes actually the best governor they've had.

His first two years in office was wasted in court and yet he made use of two years to fix many roads. stfu if u know nothing
Politics / Re: Okezie Ikpeazu Shares Free Kerosene In Abia Ahead Of Governorship Election by Lilkini(m): 12:00am On Mar 07, 2019
Joybringer:
Average Igbo people in the east can't afford to buy common kerosene to cook cry... Keep coming to Lagos so you won't be starve to death. What a shame!



Are you guys not tired of this stupid tribal war??
That lagos is lagos,its cos of the igbos there.... las las, if na fight igbos go still beat una for una land and nothing will happen.. dirty pigs!!
Politics / Re: Okezie Ikpeazu Shares Free Kerosene In Abia Ahead Of Governorship Election by Lilkini(m): 11:57pm On Mar 06, 2019
Souqwaqif:
The worst governor in the polity of abia state, I pray he is kicked out for refusing to pay my mother who is a teacher her 7 months salary,rather he is using it to buy votes. God punish the devil.



the only reason i would swallow what i wanted to say about the salary is cos its your mother(i respect mothers)....
but for you, will you shut the Bleep up and get a life?? hes actually the best governor abia have had.. its obvious
Politics / Re: Okezie Ikpeazu Shares Free Kerosene In Abia Ahead Of Governorship Election by Lilkini(m): 11:55pm On Mar 06, 2019
StRichard:
That will not stop his defeat come Saturday....the uncircumcised idiat is the worst governor since the creation of Nigeria.





you will die of frustration...believe me.
OVI till 2023
Sports / Re: Female Fan Meets N'golo Kante, Cries (Photos) by Lilkini(m): 9:34pm On Mar 01, 2019
Dandsome:
I thought they said kante is shy?



He's shy... i watched the video.you would notice it in his face,he was even nervous
Sports / Re: Cup Final: Chelsea Keeper Refuses To Come Off, Coach Maurizio Sarri Angry(Photos by Lilkini(m): 11:03pm On Feb 24, 2019
I blame the so-called captain AZPLICUETA for this shit... Terry or even cahill would never let that happen.
Terry would even walk u out the pitch himself, hes a leader buh azplicueta did nothing and just stood there looking like a lost soul.

such embarrassment to the club!!!

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Politics / Re: Buhari Defeats Atiku In Kwankwansos LGA by Lilkini(m): 2:07pm On Feb 24, 2019
ROCKJ1:
I thought kwankwanso was very powerful



oh yes he is.... look at the margin and you would understand.
kano is governed by an APC man buh still atiku got that much vote?? fear kwankwaso.

i served in bunkure lga in kano and i can tell you that kwankwaso is more popular and respected than ganduje in that state.

ka chukwu mezie okwu
Politics / Re: Atiku Wins All 15 Central Polling Units In Mpape, Abuja - Daily Post by Lilkini(m): 7:39am On Feb 24, 2019
Ibcrown:
Someone that cannot win his PU


your professor did not win his own too... so stfu!!

for a president to lose ABUJA which is where he should even have more votes have shown us how much he failed. even in his ASO ROCk, he lost too. damn!! this man is shit

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Politics / Re: Atiku And Wife, Titi Cast Their Votes by Lilkini(m): 11:07am On Feb 23, 2019
chai!! see my president's attire... GREEN WHITE GREEN.

i am #atikulated #obidiently

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