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I had a very funny experience, i met a girl through my friend. She schools in another city but same state with me. We became Close cos I'd call her for at least 25mins (bonus) each day. Fast forward to the day i invited her to my place. I sent her TF for to and fro, promised to stay for 3days. When she came eventually, i had already prepared better stew and soup wey mad. Na so first night reach o, as i wan touch naso she dey hit my hand, i sha did all i could, finally we just kissed, small Romance she don tell me make i stop. As in, who goes to a guy's place to spend d weekend without shagging? After then, i just dey pray make sunday nack make i discharge am... The worst day was d second night, while i was romancing and it was getting intense, she was moaning a particular guy's name... I had to stop cos i was irritated. As she go like this, i just delete her number... The only enjoyment b say she sabi do 'wife material'.... That experience still dey hunt me till today�

Sometime ago, I had some coursemate come over to my kid sister's birthday. Had plans for my gf to come over perhaps when the guys finish buzzing. They had more than enough till they couldn't even go home again, they weren't even aware of what was going on cos they were practically knocked down after countless shots.
Finally i decided they stay behind, cancelling my babe's comeover. At the middle of the night this guys puked everywhere. In fact i had to roll them off the bed so they don't mess up my bed. Everywhere was filled with vomit and trust me, the stench was real bad. I was really disgusted cos they even rubbed themselves on the vomit. The next day was a hell of a day cos we had to wash everything in the room, it took days for the room to regain it usual smell. It was really a disgusting experience.

This ubunja guy is a writer..... Thanks bro

Congrats baby, i hope to see greater works than you did when campaigning... We love you

I wanna sell 400 worth of paypal.. Interested by should quote me

Infinix zero 5pro 6gig ram and 120gig rom for sale 3 months old,
Location ibadan
Price 110k and negotiable
Contact 08137617002

Infinix zero 5pro 6gig ram and 120gig rom for sale 3 months old,
Location ibadan
Price 110k and negotiable
Contact 08137617002

Dope

Been famous doesn't determine one's maturity.... Good for you anyway

Good for them....

Benekruku:
When re we going to have a Tu Pac and Biggy scenario in Nigeria



Cant Peter just kill Paul and Jude should kill Peter

badt boy

Good, as far as they are compatible

Well, as for me the worst decision i took was investing on the so-called MMM....

Just 35

Talk2Bella:
awwwwwn

this looks like New Orleans

I'm very sure it is..... I just love the uniqueness of the state

Seriously!! I have been trying to ask this question since time memorial

Greyworld:
Devil's pikin... am I right?

see this guy sha

DanXplore:
very well. My secondary school crush. I was just too timid, gosh!

This girl rejected most of the guys that came to her but for some reasons, i felt some kind of strong vibes oscillating periodically between us. whenever we catch glances, she just smiles...i mean, i could see the glow that resulted from the involuntry expansion of her facial muscles and the dilation of the surrounding blood vessels. Towards graduation, she told me with what appears to me utmost sincerity that she hoped to see me again but the guy typing this post was just to timid and dumb to see through this green light that was greener than the Nigerian flag!

It didnt end after grad. She called me twice and i never returned the call not because i was a snub, but because i was a complete Raj Koothrapali when it comes to this lady. I wished i could cut open my brain at such instances and introduce electric sparks to jump start my cerebullum because the region responsible for speech just freezes without warning. I am a natural introvert, but this lady's aura made me atleast 10 times as much introverted as i already was. aswear she made me worse. As i am typing this, i am also scratching my head in regret. It is 10years now and she is a medical doctor, rounding up nysc this year. It was difficult for the person i see in my mirror to get this lady off his mind. Damn it! love could be a terrible thing

wow, you're such a good writer.... Though ur story is quite unique but ur writing captivated me... kudos

ItzWonderz:
wait oh,,it don reach 2 years already... na wa oh
Time dey fly gan

baba i wonder o, just like yesterday.. I could remember i was one of those that tagged her as a mad woman, how time flies. ... Kudos to her courage anyway

redbeans:
forget the cone head.

His bank alert is what some girls fall for


For me, banking with fidelty bank, first bank and UBA. But all the accounts are empty .

I doubt if any bank will send me goodwill messages during christmas or my birthday. I'm not a worthy customer.

badt guy

NwaAmaikpe:
Davido looks like a photo-bomber here.



For once he is not the centre of attention in the group picture

Kiki kiki lwkmd

midehi2:
i wash every every of my body when bathing, even inside .........

smh

iyke926:
I don't like the Hypnagogic Jerk thing. It feels like getting pushed from a cliff though I used to think I was ben abducted by aliens.

Op, thanks for educating me

seriously! You've said it all

PenisCaP:
No make me vex for u oh.
After that big thin u have behind u.
U still want more..

no mind am, she wants more.

Presh900:
I rather die than be poorer than my wife... [url][/url]

smh for the woman to marry your type

G

You mean.....i can't comprehend.... 'Like I'm not understanding' ... Like WTF!!! As unpopular as I'm, i can't collect 20k for 'waka pass'

JayJohnson:
Between yours and the girl's English, which one is better?

person no dey miscalcutate again

calddon:
My current Samsung phone is water resistant according to spec, but the fear of fear never gree me test am.

have faith bro.... But incase any thing goes bad during the process of testing , here is my no 08141905020....i go epp you manage am as condemn

crotonite:
Why should bother my self with water resistant/proof phones when i dont leave in water?

na when your phone fall inside water you go know "y"

Heaven is my destination by God's infinite mercy

ObasanjoQuotes:
If you actually read this post from beginning till the end,then you deserve my respect.You are the heroe of our time.

i tell you