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Romance / Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Lillpo(m): 3:47pm On May 16, 2020
I had a very funny experience, i met a girl through my friend. She schools in another city but same state with me. We became Close cos I'd call her for at least 25mins (bonus) each day. Fast forward to the day i invited her to my place. I sent her TF for to and fro, promised to stay for 3days. When she came eventually, i had already prepared better stew and soup wey mad. Na so first night reach o, as i wan touch naso she dey hit my hand, i sha did all i could, finally we just kissed, small Romance she don tell me make i stop. As in, who goes to a guy's place to spend d weekend without shagging? After then, i just dey pray make sunday nack make i discharge am... The worst day was d second night, while i was romancing and it was getting intense, she was moaning a particular guy's name... I had to stop cos i was irritated. As she go like this, i just delete her number... The only enjoyment b say she sabi do 'wife material'.... That experience still dey hunt me till today�

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Family / Re: What’s The Weirdest Thing A Visitor Has Done In Your House/home? by Lillpo(m): 10:02am On Feb 16, 2020
Sometime ago, I had some coursemate come over to my kid sister's birthday. Had plans for my gf to come over perhaps when the guys finish buzzing. They had more than enough till they couldn't even go home again, they weren't even aware of what was going on cos they were practically knocked down after countless shots.
Finally i decided they stay behind, cancelling my babe's comeover. At the middle of the night this guys puked everywhere. In fact i had to roll them off the bed so they don't mess up my bed. Everywhere was filled with vomit and trust me, the stench was real bad. I was really disgusted cos they even rubbed themselves on the vomit. The next day was a hell of a day cos we had to wash everything in the room, it took days for the room to regain it usual smell. It was really a disgusting experience.

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Romance / Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Sweetest Thing In The Universe by Lillpo(m): 6:45am On Oct 04, 2019
This ubunja guy is a writer..... Thanks bro
Education / Re: Record Set! A Lady Becomes The First Female Sug President Of FUNAAB! by Lillpo(m): 8:35am On Mar 08, 2019
Congrats baby, i hope to see greater works than you did when campaigning... We love you
Politics / Re: "PDP Promised To Pay Me 10k If I Attend Lagos Rally. I Did, This Happened'- Lady by Lillpo(m): 10:00pm On Dec 18, 2018
I wanna sell 400 worth of paypal.. Interested by should quote me
Phones / Re: Want To Get A Phone , On A Budget Of 60k, Please Advise by Lillpo(m): 1:35am On Oct 27, 2018
Infinix zero 5pro 6gig ram and 120gig rom for sale 3 months old,
Location ibadan
Price 110k and negotiable
Contact 08137617002
Phones / Re: Infinix Note 3 (x601) Official Discussion Thread by Lillpo(m): 1:34am On Oct 27, 2018
Infinix zero 5pro 6gig ram and 120gig rom for sale 3 months old,
Location ibadan
Price 110k and negotiable
Contact 08137617002
Phones / Re: How Cute Is Your Wallpaper? by Lillpo(m): 1:31am On Oct 27, 2018
Dope

Celebrities / Re: Davido Shows Off Wards Of Cash, Expensive Chains And Wrist Watches On Instagram by Lillpo(m): 10:38pm On Jan 25, 2018
Been famous doesn't determine one's maturity.... Good for you anyway

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Celebrities / Re: Joke Silva's 55th Birthday Party. Patience Ozokwor, Tonto Dikeh, Banky W Spotted by Lillpo(m): 7:58pm On Sep 29, 2017
Good for them....
Celebrities / Re: Bring Your Coffin: P'square Fight Video Details by Lillpo(m): 7:53am On Sep 27, 2017
Benekruku:
When re we going to have a Tu Pac and Biggy scenario in Nigeria



Cant Peter just kill Paul and Jude should kill Peter
grin grin grin badt boy

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Religion / Re: Why Do Nigerian Girls Complain About Deeper Life Weddings? by Lillpo(m): 9:24am On Sep 26, 2017
Good, as far as they are compatible
Career / Re: What Decision You Made That Made Or Marred Your Career? by Lillpo(m): 12:07pm On Sep 23, 2017
Well, as for me the worst decision i took was investing on the so-called MMM....

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Forum Games / Re: Whats Your Score ? by Lillpo(m): 5:33pm On Sep 05, 2017
Just 35
Fashion / Re: Lady Recreates Photo With Man She Met 13-years Ago At The Same Spot by Lillpo(m): 7:21pm On Aug 11, 2017
Talk2Bella:
kissawwwwwn

this looks like New Orleans
I'm very sure it is..... I just love the uniqueness of the state
Health / Re: Why Do Medical Practitioners Use Crazy Writing When Prescribing Drugs? by Lillpo(m): 6:22pm On Aug 09, 2017
Seriously!! I have been trying to ask this question since time memorial
Education / Re: What Is The Name Of This Creature? by Lillpo(m): 10:04am On Jul 20, 2017
Greyworld:
Devil's pikin... am I right?
grin grin see this guy sha
Romance / Re: Guys Have You Ever Regretted Not Telling A Girl, You Have Feeling For Her? by Lillpo(m): 5:49am On Jul 20, 2017
DanXplore:
very well. My secondary school crush. I was just too timid, gosh!

This girl rejected most of the guys that came to her but for some reasons, i felt some kind of strong vibes oscillating periodically between us. whenever we catch glances, she just smiles...i mean, i could see the glow that resulted from the involuntry expansion of her facial muscles and the dilation of the surrounding blood vessels. Towards graduation, she told me with what appears to me utmost sincerity that she hoped to see me again but the guy typing this post was just to timid and dumb to see through this green light that was greener than the Nigerian flag!

It didnt end after grad. She called me twice and i never returned the call not because i was a snub, but because i was a complete Raj Koothrapali when it comes to this lady. I wished i could cut open my brain at such instances and introduce electric sparks to jump start my cerebullum because the region responsible for speech just freezes without warning. I am a natural introvert, but this lady's aura made me atleast 10 times as much introverted as i already was. aswear she made me worse. As i am typing this, i am also scratching my head in regret. It is 10years now and she is a medical doctor, rounding up nysc this year. It was difficult for the person i see in my mirror to get this lady off his mind. Damn it! love could be a terrible thing
wow, you're such a good writer.... Though ur story is quite unique but ur writing captivated me... kudos

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Romance / Re: New Photos Of The Lady Who Used Frame To Get Married In Absence Of Her Groom by Lillpo(m): 6:05am On Jul 13, 2017
ItzWonderz:
wait oh,,it don reach 2 years already... na wa oh undecided
Time dey fly gan
baba i wonder o, just like yesterday.. I could remember i was one of those that tagged her as a mad woman, how time flies. ... Kudos to her courage anyway

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Romance / Re: The Kind Of Men Ladies Long For (photos Included) by Lillpo(m): 7:24pm On Jun 30, 2017
redbeans:
forget the cone head.

His bank alert is what some girls fall for smiley


For me, banking with fidelty bank, first bank and UBA. But all the accounts are empty sad.

I doubt if any bank will send me goodwill messages during christmas or my birthday. I'm not a worthy customer.
badt guy grin
Celebrities / Re: Davido Hangs Out With Usher Raymond And His Crew by Lillpo(m): 12:48am On Jun 14, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
Davido looks like a photo-bomber here.



For once he is not the centre of attention in the group picture
Kiki kiki lwkmd grin grin
Health / Re: 3 Body Parts You Always Forget To Wash (photos) by Lillpo(m): 8:06am On Jun 09, 2017
midehi2:
i wash every every of my body when bathing, even inside .........
smh cool
Health / Re: Interesting Things That Happen When You Sleep by Lillpo(m): 7:58am On Jun 09, 2017
iyke926:
I don't like the Hypnagogic Jerk thing. grin It feels like getting pushed from a cliff though I used to think I was ben abducted by aliens.

Op, thanks for educating me
grin grin grin seriously! You've said it all
Romance / Re: Husband Holding On To His Wife's Big Backside (Photo) by Lillpo(m): 4:42pm On Jun 08, 2017
PenisCaP:



No make me vex for u oh.
After that big thin u have behind u.
U still want more..

angry
no mind am, she wants more.

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Family / Re: When Your Wife Is Richer Than You by Lillpo(m): 3:29pm On Apr 28, 2017
Presh900:
I rather die than be poorer than my wife... [url][/url]
smh for the woman to marry your type

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Politics / Re: Fayose's Aide Lere Olayinka's Late Mum Begins Her Last Journey(photos) by Lillpo(m): 3:32pm On Apr 27, 2017
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Celebrities / Re: N3,000 Led To Toyo Baby’s Removal From ‘Jenifa’s Diary’ By Funke Akindele - TNS by Lillpo(m): 3:19pm On Apr 27, 2017
You mean.....i can't comprehend.... 'Like I'm not understanding' ... Like WTF!!! As unpopular as I'm, i can't collect 20k for 'waka pass'

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Celebrities / Re: Daddy Freeze 'Marks' The English Of His Female Follower After She Blasted Him by Lillpo(m): 7:30am On Apr 27, 2017
JayJohnson:


Between yours and the girl's English, which one is better?
grin grin person no dey miscalcutate again
Phones / Re: Difference Between Water Resistant And Water Proof Phones by Lillpo(m): 9:40am On Apr 25, 2017
calddon:
My current Samsung phone is water resistant according to spec, but the fear of fear never gree me test am. cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
grin grin have faith bro.... But incase any thing goes bad during the process of testing , here is my no 08141905020....i go epp you manage am as condemn cheesy
Phones / Re: Difference Between Water Resistant And Water Proof Phones by Lillpo(m): 9:35am On Apr 25, 2017
crotonite:
Why should bother my self with water resistant/proof phones when i dont leave in water?
na when your phone fall inside water you go know "y"
Religion / Re: Are You Going To Heaven Or Hell? by Lillpo(m): 7:08pm On Apr 23, 2017
Heaven is my destination by God's infinite mercy

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Religion / Re: "N42million Tithe In Benue Is Chicken Feed" - Bishop Kukah by Lillpo(m): 6:53pm On Apr 23, 2017
ObasanjoQuotes:
If you actually read this post from beginning till the end,then you deserve my respect.You are the heroe of our time.
i tell you grin

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