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We nor wan overcome am na

Na by force?

Nice mercedes

Anything else?

banmeandquench:
because I wasn't born to FIND A MAN

finding a man is a Grammy award to some and not to others.

Next

it's not your fault, maybe no man can find you

Banmeandquench

crackhaus:
Have you looked at yourself in the mirror recently?

I mean can you honestly in the presence of God and your loved ones, call yourself smoking hot and sexy?
You don dey madt abi..

dangotesmummy:
this low life crack head been obsessing over this smoking hot and sexy sambarry.

Chaiii painmemt of the century

If you like troll pass that one I no dey do match stick phenese

With herpes for that matter

Miami11:
Show me where she admitted sleeping with the father

Damn this fake wannabe bloggers with fictitious tales

what is this one saying?

He's meeting up with the lady to sort things out?

Once you are a married woman on this section your husband is a “silent“ nairalander

Na so them dey do,them go dey do make up for one hour

But i dont think this would have happened if she own a car

Eyesore

Flat head

Is it by force to look sexy? Or them no get mirror?

The valley of dry bones

Joavid:
Contrary to what you see in nollywood movies, the money doesn't just appear from nowhere.

It goes like this-
You do rituals for money but you have to have a source of income, ie a business, the business flourishes beyond expectations with little effort and lots of money flow in.

So, if you normally have 10 customers a day, after the ritual it quadruples to like 100 customers- and that means more money.

There always has to be a source of income.
When the rituals expire, the business crumbles, in a twinkle of an eye.

P.S don't ask me how I know.

really? Tell me more

EMINEM

hurpeyeahme:
No big deal! Very cute I must say.
It's nothing but memories also pray I will be dis cute even more when preggy

just make sure you have a caked face like hers....... Thats all

Nice

Ordinary Rolex?

Abeg make person hear word

GoodSamaritan:
My neighbour is still a bachelor @ 44 & lives comfortably alone in a flat. He claims to be lazy in cooking this days & very very lonely too. He just told me now that he is looking for a very beautiful housemaid who is tall, slim, busty, very neat, hardworking & a very good cook between 18 & 22yrs old who may be coming from home or living with him.

I am suspecting a fowl play. I strongly think it is a wrong idea. Or am I getting it wrong? Please Nairalanders, kindly send in your advice. Should I stop him or keep calm & look the other way as if I don't send. Candid & mature advice please

Davido and guards

Haywhymido:
dear delishpot, how many av u counted now dat av support d man Stop the hating, u will still get married to one. What is wrong/right will always be wrong/right

leave that one

always crying for no reason

ipledge10:
Mugu with current exchange rate I make more than a million in less than 3months...can you dash the poster above you #1000,000 this morning?

you make more than a million in less than 3months now?

Of course I can dash the poster #1000,000

This guy's poverty is really affecting his numbers

chocolateme:
It is getting out of hand these days.
Guys seems to be loosing it to ladies in the aspect of picture demands. A guy meets a lady on social media, barely introducing himself, he would start demanding for pictures of her even when there is a display picture of hers available there.
And to make matters worst, his own DP will not even be there. Why would they be more interested in the pix than even knowing who she is?
"babe let me see your pix nah"
"cute but I want to see your full pix"
"wow! you look gorgeous though I have not seen your backview pix"
"You are so hawt damn! Do u mind sending me pix of as you are right now and what you are wearing"
Guys!! Why all these assessment? Even when the guy resembles Oby.

lol he wants to see backview

donblade855:
u tire o. #1m na money? If u say na money that means u poor pass church rat

the guy dey surprise me o

ipledge10:
To you now, you have made a point...ALIKO DANGOTE of our time

Empty Barrels make the loudest noise

poverty

Go and make money so that you can also count your millions

See this one o,so if them give you 1m now you think you are rich already ? see mentality

Okay before the end of 6months you shall count your millions, say amen

Number 4 is actually the way

After all the initial gra gra?

This woman is just like most women on nairaland

Tell him he can hardly last for 6mins and you will see the outcome

HateU2:
Naira or nig?
I see no reason why u can't discuss anything with ur husby.
Even counsellors wey dey keep shut about things discuss it with their husby.
You are making him feel insecure.
You can even get advice from him concerning all this stuff you deals with in church

what ever is said in counseling unit stays in counseling unit

tortmistress:
Ladies and gentleman I am at my wits' end and need some help. My hubby of 8 years, who used to be a lovely, generous man, has turned around to become someone I cannot recognize. I myself am not from Nigeria. I have started to wonder if maybe others may have a better sense of what is happening here - that maybe there are some cultural issues that I am missing.

To the meat of the story - my hubby and I have been living quite peacefully with no major problem with our two children. 2015 I started to notice that my hubby seemed concerned if I chat with any brother at church, even briefly. Because of my profession, some people at church will accost me after service to ask 1 or 2 questions and I will often give advice but of course there is nothing bad or immoral being discussed. My hubby has always been aware this happens, and had not problem but recently started being annoyed if the person asking a question is a brother. I tried to discuss with him but also reduced my habit to keep the peace.

Okay, I thought maybe that is all but then things started to get worse - my hubby started to ask me what did I tell this person or that person about him. And I said ah of course I cannot discuss you with this person, if you are mentioned it's just them asking how you are doing and asking to send their regards to you. He started claiming I am discussing him with people and that I am letting people know his business. I try to ask him to clarify what exactly I have said, and to who, and to tell me where he is getting this information but he does not answer. I just say eh sorry but really I don't know what he is talking about.

Things now have gotten seriously out of hand. He is claiming that he has it on good authority that I have conspired with some evil people that are targeting him and I am doing things on purpose to agitate him. I have tried everything I can try to explain to him that this is not true, and that I don't even know how one conspires with evil people. He says someone confirmed his suspicions and told him that I made a deal with the evil people that I will help them to make his life miserable, and in return I will get custody of the children. I have not idea who the person that told him that is and I have not idea where that theory is coming from because God knows my heart, I have never had any evil intent toward my hubby.

His behaviour has become increasingly bizarre and he wakes me up at all times of the night asking me to tell him about the conspiracy that is going on concerning him. When I say I don't know he get agitated and tells me I am such a liar. He claims the children are also being used against him to mock him (our oldest is 6). He says other people outside also mock him. There is no peace in my house, every day is a new story. I cannot have a simple conversation without being accused of mocking him or trying to manipulate him so I can laugh with the evil people. I have informed his family back home and they simply say we should pray for our marriage. I suggested to him that maybe we should try to speak to psychologist and he said a prophet already told him that the evil people and I intend to lie about him and say he is crazy.

Please can someone shed some light on this for me? It is sad and heartbreaking for me to even type this but the truth is that if I cannot understand what is going on soon and see a light at the end of the tunnel I will have to turn my back on my marriage. Please if anyone knows anything that can help me understand him and help him let me know. Thank you for reading this far.

mistake

I guess he didn't get the revelation by asking God if what the prophet said is true

ipledge10:
I laugh people like this...have any of you seen #1million cash in your life?...you come here saying rubbish

Back to the topic....I dont think that is neccessary,but since we are in era of snapchat and IG its allowed

because you don't have 1m you think every other person is in your state right ?

Poverty is really a disease


So which one have you seen? 250k

The rate at which you guys degrade yourselves on nairaland is really alarming

BaebieHot:
Eseoghene, but Ese for short

this is rare Urhobo girl gladly tell you her local name?