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rokiatu: @Poster so what do you want us to do about it?

Two things for sure, your father in law to be is very immature. Why would he go through your profile in the first place?

Or you are an attention seeking creative liar.



One thing for sure, you are sure to get a lot of attention.


Good luck to you, your father in law and wife to be. Wentie concern me? Lemme make myself a cuppa sef.

lol hun when is NL always get a cuppa before you get online and a few panadol by your side.

LMAO!!!!! this is just a joke, thought it was true until I got to the end of the story but it made my day. By the way thats what you get for being a A-hole on NL, something like that might happene in the real world. hahahahahhahahahahahah

hmmmm

shoes to me is like joy I can not go a month without buying or looking at shoes. I don't seek the love of man but I seek the love of SHOES!!! lol.

very funny

How do you know if a guy is seirous about marrying you. Apart from an encagement ring and asking you to marry him.
How do you know if a guy is telling the truth and seirous about what he says in a realationship?

no one comes on my NL but me, soo talk sh*its

Idowuogbo: STFU! U is spreading ur SARS. Damn! U is getting paid to b a primary school toilet cleaner and u is hia chatting shyte! Are u mad? Answer me! Is u crazy? The problemo u gat is terrestrial, its defo GENETIC. Do u no d meaning of GENETIC? I can bet ur recycled wig on dis u no nada. U can asked ur blunder friend uglytima for definition dats ifs are reply won't boko haramic u.

Gooderluck!

hahah was that Engllish? because I did not remeber my English teacher teaching such bad English. You wanna know something I got my little sister who is in pre-school to read and she couldn't, I even got my older brother to read and he laught at you for using such bad English first time in his life seeing such spelling, poor brother now he is blind. Oh cleaning toilet is better than eating bread and peanut with a bag of pure water. I beg no vex, the truth hurts. As for my sister Tima its not your fault that your woman or future woman is not up to her prettyness.

You know what I can't be f*ck replying your stupid comments. Think what ever you want to think. Since you people are so educated why don't you go write a book. I bet if you go through NL posts you will see there are more stupid posts than mine ( not saying that mine is one). The problem with you sh*it heads is that you look down on people a lot. I should know that Nigerians are like that, thinking that they are the best in everything, I'm sorry to pop your bubbles but you guys are not. 1 more thing negativeness is not going to take you anywhere in this life. FYI I don't live in a hostel, I live in a big beautiful house getting paid with what most of you can't get in a day time not to even say in a life time. So if you think all of my posts are bad and not educated for you than I'm sorry to say but you can take my middle finger and spin on it because I don't give a flying fu*k of your negative thoughts that is not base on my posts.

I sometimes wonder why God give some people senses if they are not going to use them.

slimyem: who is this special person?
A boyfriend,fiance or what?
Are u scared of telling us who he is?
..and why is he staying in your house or why are u staying in his house?
I can only deduce that what happened was a little misunderstanding which shouldnt be a reason for a break-up..
More like you both need to grow up!

I prefer to leave him as " that special someone" and I know right I realizes it was a very stupid thing to fight over and that we are both grown up for that matter, so I tired to make it right "like a grown up" you know the funny things is that a few days I thought that shouldn't be a reason to brake so I asked him again the real reason of the brake up and he said it was because I laugh at him. lol

hahaha very funny kills, I do know how to write and I can write better than this when I'm in the mood. FYI I copy it from nowhere you fool.

Ok here is a story... something that happened a few days ago.... don't know where to start but ok.

Having a bad day outside of my home, I return home feeling angry and sad. Quietly went straight into my room and slept for hours, waking up feeling the same so I decided to go and seek the comfort of a special person but he push me away ( so I thought), feeling more angry, sad and lonely I went back in my room and tried calming my self down by playing a social game which than ended me telling a guy to leave me alone. Mean while outside of my bedroom that special person cleaned his room, put candles and roses around his room and cleaned up him self. He came into my room ( to call me) asking me what was up my ass telling him nothing and that he should go away for I am having a convo with some guy. After a few minuets I thought it was bad of me to treat him like that and that it wasn't his fault that I had a bad day. So I went in his room to find candles and roses everywhere, as curious I can be asking what the hell was going on in his room, with a big smile on his face, told me that it was for me, for us to have quite time together for him hates me stress out and being so busy that we have no time together.

Hearing his explanation, I laughed and couldn't stop laughing, I wanted to cry because it was sweet of him to do so, it touched my heart but all that came out was laughter, I tried explaining why I was laughing but he would listen to my reasons and asked me to leave his room because I made him felt stupid for trying to do something nice. Got angry for kicking me out and not listening to my reason I slapped him and walked away. Feeling ashamed, bad and guilty I apologizes but he refuse to accept my sorry ass. Determine as I were to make it right, stayed up to think of what I could do that will make him feel good and accept me sorry ass ( trust me it was hard, ended up googleing). Waked up very early from my normal beauty sleep time and made him breakfast in bed. A big plate fill with all his fav food and a cup of coffee. He was surprise when he saw me in his room with food, didn't know what to say.

Went out and came back home just to hear his sister telling me that my "breakfast in bed" wasn't good enough for him. Thinking that he should have said thank you but he did not so I got pissed of and did not speak to him for 3-4 days. Got tired of me being a drama queen I decided to talk to him. I asked what was up his ass and why he wasn't talking to me , he than replied me saying that I wasn't the one talking to him, giving him the "silent treatment" didn't have nothing to say I walked away hearing him shouting "it's over" I replied saying " I think I knew that before God created the world".

I'm not sad, hurt or heart broken in fact I couldn't careless about the brake up. The thing I want to know who fault is it and why is it soo hard for a man to forgive?

This is a very sad and shameful thing to see our Nigerian people like this
Please watch this video and comment your thoughts on it, If you have seen it please place your thought.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMef3Xt0IHk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xw-aaFPLOdw&feature=relmfu

kodewrita: Just to ask the poster. When exactly did Cain get married and where?

lol I have no idea but i think is when he was thrown out of the garden

I want to ask what happens next to the winner after this... do they go to Mr Nigeria or something? lol

90% of them guys looks FINE!!!! and by fine I mean good looking lol my sis Rokiatu would be shock that I look at something worth looking at hahahaha anyway 2 hard for me to pick. Good luck to all the guys.

rokiatu: How did you get hold of this pic?

You sure he's not ur bf?

lol i sometimes wonder that some may have bf and wife on this site

9-zeros:
u're writing trash, go to school.

9-zeros or should I say zero to zero, I beg oo I did not put a gun to your head and say answer my question. So if you don't mind please leave me alone with your stupid comment. foolish man, you don't have nothing better to do but to go around looking for faults or just insults.

Through out my life I have never fought over a man and I'm 100% positive that I'm never going to.
I have seen, heard and know women that fights over a man. My question is .......

Q: Why fight over a man?

To all those women that have or is in the processes of it, haven't you heard a saying that goes " Hakuna Matata" meaning NO WORRIES!
So why fight for something that belongs to you or why fight for something that is not yours and even if you don't get the man there are plenty of fishes in the sea. I'm sure that God in his merciful ways did not make one man.
Beside if the man truly loves you he will stay with you. Don't you think so?

It's just a curiosity of mine to know why would a woman wants to fight over a man.

sexkillz: [color=#000030] I only pity the unlucky dude who makes you his dream woman. . . I pray you don't murder him with your grammatical bullets.[/color]

i pity the same for u 2.

I have notice that it's hard to buy things from Nigeria from an on-line shops when you are over seas.
I would like to know if there is any shop on-line that is reliable and that do shipping internationally from Nigeria.

Please help me because I need some Nigerian cloths and some Gele ( don't know the correct spelling ) and others.

sexkillz: [color=#000030] I see you are yet to resolve your quarrel with Mr English![/color]

i see u r still the jackass that is and always will be...

the way I choose man is different I look inside as well as outside and I look at their history and their music lyrics ( if musician)

OK a friend of mine open the same topic but it was for the ladies... a few of the nairaland man commented saying we have no taste in man.
That is why I've open this forum for man to post their dream girl or or the hottest lady to them.

Mine is Raven Symone and Omotola Jalade... apart from having beauty outside, they have beauty inside as well and you can see it flows from them.

mine is EMINEM!!!! SEXY man that knows his sh*t

bknight: d problem with dis type of relationship is dat at a stage one of the two involved may develop emotions for d other after some time. Open relationships isn't for everybody

Now thats is why I want to know if there is a such thing coz there is a point in that non-emotionally relationship when feelings develop... coz u can not say that i don't care about the person well been of living, that just makes you a he-goat.

slimyem: op,what is the objective of this blah?

lol there is no objective behind it jst wanted to post something coz i was bored lol

Royal-VII:
Easy Gangsta ....Easy ...I admire from a far.

It Takes Immaculate Macking Skills to Seduce a woman with broken english. LmL

I am rooting for you.

dude u make me sick like sick not in a good way either .... u have a dirty mind ( shaking head slowly)

Totoplayer20: All I did for the past three years was just to read the posting

ok its love_me_hate_me5@live.com

Royal-VII:
Mizzgood give my niqqah ToToplayer your number...he has earned it lol

Give him your facebook address..online chat does not hurt lol

Everytime i close my eyes))))

I wake up feeling so horrrnyy))))

I can't get chu outa my mind))))

Sexin' you be all I see)))))



What Muust I say))))))))))

What Must I do)))))

To Show How much)))))))))

I think about Freek'n You))))))))

lol now I know why I hardly come on this site

Totoplayer20: You almost made me miss important gathering
I had to be pull to attend

lol u must be crazy hahahah sorry if I "made you" it wasn't my fault ... anyway sorry for you wrong thoughts

well I'm going to go now and have a nice cup of coffee while I finish my assessment coz if I mind Nairaland i won't finish it before the sun comes up