lol hahahaha so damn true

drown

very nice. i didnt think it wud actually be funny but it is. nice one, keep it up

abi oooooo

jokwoche:

Genial get this and i quit! i like the prayers in your profile though.
Scientists have proven that cats have more hair on one side then their other side. Some people believe that this is because when cats lay on their side they need insulation from the cold on the floor or ground. Which side of a cat has more hair?

jus a guess: the right side

Genial:

Grandmother, mother, daughter.

Two mothers and two daughters.

Genial, how in da world did u get that??

either u r cheating or u r jus too good

gawd, i cant believe i missed it just by a day!! awww, am jealous of u ppl that went but i'll b disappointed if yall dint av fun.

sorry peeps, d files r too big. cant post them.

aaww, its funke. dtd adefunky lol.
prettier in real life mehn.
dts me n her 2getha, am d one in d scarf, n funky is d one in d grey n red top

4 d second pic, she's d buffday chic n am d one beside her in d white shirt

lmao

u forgot:
table manners is the proper way of eating
we should not talk while eating.

n u forgot when u close from school for the day, u say:
now the day is over
night is drawing near
shadows of the living
,

i hope its right cus i used 2 chop mouth when we used 2 recite it.

lmao@ puttin paper into eleganza pens. i did dt but dt stil dint stop the boys from fappin them. they'll remove the paper n bite off d end of it. Gawd, i used 2 buy a pen every monday. i neva finished a pen!!

ofcus now lol

do u remember:
day by day thy Lord of the 3 things i pray
2 see d more clearly
love d more dearly
follow d more nearly
day by day

gosh, 4 a muslim, i no more SOP songs than som christians.

lmao wesleyanA, u knw am right

mer-c n naijacutee, u girls r fine oo, really fine.

as far as am concerned, my future husband will never come on this site. why?? 2 many fine girls. when he first sees hot-angel n mer-c then naijacutee (no offence to the rest, its only hot-angel n mer-c's pics av seen so far), he'll start contemplating whether 2 carry on with me. when he now sees the other girls n hot-angel's pics on hi5, he'll now fashi me.

hell no, he will never knw bout this site!!

lol@ funke, crazy child. wats wiv d story?? lol neways dnt worry, our unis r not so far apart. we'll definitely b seeing each other 4 time 2 time. i told u, when we leave uni, we r goin 2 b room-mates cus i cant bear 2 lose u in my life. u've always been there 4 me since i started studying in this country. thank u girl, I LOVE U.

n mer-c, gurl u r making my head swell. thanx gurl, much love

naijacutee, u piss 4 body?? eyah pele sogbo. i knw a gurl who shat on herself when it was her turn 2 b caned. it wasnt a pleasant sight.

but all in all, d best experience.

hot-angel, mer-c, funke, naijacutee, thanx yall 4 this trip down memory lane. much needed. reply oooo!!!

Quantitative n verbal reasoning?? i passed those things like it was my father dt set d questions. pen is to paper as shoes are to -------- lol remember?? Lacombe?? hahaha

who remembers ilesanmi handwriting book?? dt thing really helped u knw, i think its responsible 4 my beautiful handwriting (emphasis on d beautiful) lol. n i remember d subjects@ integrated science, intro-tech, social studies, home-economics (even thoe it was my fav, i still dnt knw how 2 sew n my cookin aint d best around) etc

who remembers when ur parents will buy u pairs of shoes 2 or even 3 sizes bigger than u so they wnt av 2 buy another one d next year. my mom did dt lots of times lol. she will not put tissue in front 4 me. or on ur birthdays when u'll wear mofty (i hope dts d right spellin) 2 school and u carry cabin biscuits, sweets and ice-lolly. during break time, ur teacher will now call u out so evry1 can sing happy buffday 2 u. but bone o, when i got 2 primary 5 i upgraded 2 takin jollof rice, crates of drinks and cake 2 school.

as 4 d punishments, i had too much of them. dt frog jump was crazy. there was a time i did it in secondary school for a whole 2 periods non stop. i swear i cudnt walk wen i was done, my legs were shaking. 2days later, i was still in pain. dt is really a punishment, very effective. lmao@ stool down, gosh. raise ur hands n close ur eyes. the teachers in ISL were witches n wizards. they had their own version of dt. they will tell u 2 raise ur textbooks, close ur eyes and stand on one leg. if u dare put dt leg down, even ur parents wont recognise u. but i will stil do anything 2 go bk 2 dem days, even if 4 jus a day.

lmao, i cant laugh ne more. check out those jelly shoes gosh am jealous. u r right, they were d SHYT back then. unluckily 4 me, when i was rockin mine in them days, most of the left leg one burnt on okada silencer when my aunty took me on it, i was so pissed!!

who wont remember suwe; ten ten; also remember mummy in the kitchen cooking rice (papapa - clappin); after round one; bubblegum bubblegum, how many bubblegums do u av??

mehn i cant even think of nething more besides school was fun. whoeva dint go 2 school in 9ja surely missed.

P.S: did any1 eva wear these long socks that had holes in them n then rolled them down to make som big round wateva lol. dont even knw how 2 describe it. i miss home n i miss primary n secondary skooling

lmao @ mer-c and hot angel. this is so nice, i am cryin and laughin at d same time. nice thread@ hot angel.

i remember the shoes, i remember the bags (remember wen knapsacks jus came out), i remember the socks, the water bottles. everything!!

do u ppl remember:
i remember when i was a soldier (pshh - dts d sound of shooting) lol

also, i remember the cultural dances. there was a time i was doing cultural dance on my school stage in primary five and i had my aso-oke tied around my chest. n we were dancing to we la pami layo, iro ironla and i was shaking my body so hard (mostly the upper part) dt my aso-oke loosened and fell frm my chest but i dint notice. thank god my boobs were jus starting to grow, so it wasnt so bad

but all in all, i av 2 say school life is the best both boarding n day. if i cud go bk 2 primary school jus 4 a day, i wud. even thoe i was an isansa (child who doesnt wanna go skool, i was always makin up excuses n cryin when d school bus came), i still enjoyed school. definitely d best!!

wow, neva knew so much wud av developed in my absence but hold on, why r som ppl boilin ova this?? spikedcylinder, hell if i care if he's ur friend. u support him, aint my business; u dont, cant b bothered. n if u hold urself 2 b my enemy jus cus u disagreed wiv me once, omo na ur headache, take panadol!!

n celemel, jus cus i asked u 2 not refer 2 me, u r quoting d bible. u ppl in here actually think i giv 10 flyin virgins, ehhh nah!! celemel, if u take offence bcus of wat i said ol' boi, na ur own oo. it dnt take nuthin frm me n it dnt giv me nuthin. u r jus making so big a small issue. wen i asked u not 2 refer 2 me, i wasnt disrespectin 2 u. i jus said it so it wnt b as if i was disrespectin u. u dnt knw me, i dont knw u plz dnt make judgements on wat u've read so far from me, ok?? cus i aint jumpin 2 conclusions that u r a jobless busy-body that nobody likes frm ur posts in here, so plz!!

diddy, it was a joke, sorry if u didnt see it dt way!!

diddy, how u knw efani aint gay?? somthin u wanna tell us??

yup yup, theres definitely som friction btwn nigerians and ghanians. there has 2 b, we av too much in common even thoe we aint next door neighbours. but even wiv that, i dont knw bout other ppl but am cool wiv ghanians. they r my favourite african ppl besides nigerians obviously. they abuse nigerians as being untrustworthy bcus of d scams n all that and i tell them their own problem is they r too burnt. but its all 4 fun. i love ghanian peeps but i dnt knw bout d rest of u'z!!

i know i aint the originator of this thread but i sure av learnt a lot of things. props 2 evry1. beyonce, am jealous of u oo, u knw so much.

neways av neva had a credit card, hell av neva worked, but one thing i knw for sure n this i learnt from my dad goin hysterical anytime his statements arrive, AVOID THEM. they look tempting yea sure but only use them as a last resort n even if u use them as that, it might not help ur situation cus it can add more 2 ur gbese.

walelead, abeg stick 2 ur debit cards. if u avin money problems, ur lifestyle's probably more expensive than ur earnings. so in essence, STICK 2 UR DEBIT CARDS. dts wat i think!!

*smiles at davidylan*

hot-angel:

Will u people kiss and make up already. dammit.

kiss n make-up??

*kiss kiss*, hanha itz cool. we r fine

hahaha!!

diddy4:

you aint all that. you are a piece of fucking shiit. a bloody rustic primal. i aint afraid to be me, i aint afraid to have fun, i aint afraid of trynn@ be all cool and calm. that is me and if you think by being 24 and stuff that it makes you mature, no nigga it doesnt. you are just a piece of crap to me, a bloody imp

i second that motion. diddy, u av described him perfectly. gudwork son!!

n celemel, must i remind u that respect is reciprocal. if u do dt, good 4 u but i cant take som1 insulting me n fold my hands smiling sheepishly for d sake of not disrespectin ur elders. d stupid goat is 24 yrs old, 5 years older than me but still, he's exchanging words wiv me n u deemed it appropriate 2 rebuke me instead of him. celemel, forget africanesse or wateva it is u call it, i simply cannot take dt. u call him an elder, an elder yea, a stupid elder, dts what he is. if u can take it, gud 4 u. but me i cant. u av no business wiv me n i av no business wiv u. u wanna squash this, talk 2 d waste of skin, dnt talk 2 me n dts wiv all due respect.

ewo, this nimwad has d guts 2 insult my dressing. you're quite foolish. what is wrong with my dressing?? mayb its cus u know if they sell all the females in your useless family and the ones dt r yet 2 b born, they still wouldnt b able 2 dress that good. but like God said, love thy neighbour, bring them 2 me, i'll dress them 4 free.

u know i look good, be a man and admit it. stop actin like a petty he-bitch. u want to step 2 me, step real good, stop hiding behind those dictionary words. you're jus a sad, skanky, needle-dicked, hopeless mudafkr who needs a log of wood up his rear ass. u want to deviate from talkin bout xyz 2 talkin bout my dressing. you're on boi.

i swear i av suffered. so this gay fool with no sense of fashion too can put mouth against my dressing. ewo mami. but its all good. my offer still stands. bring all the females in your family including those your monkey-lookalike sistas and your female cousins that look like the female-version of wesley snipes, i'll do my best 4 them. its a promise boi!!

hot-angel:

lilnaomi. Love that pictures in your profile. Love d beads and those shades are deadly. Looking hot in pink girl.

thanx gurl, much love!!

lol zebudaya, true. thank u sir!!

lmao damn i cant stop laughin.

davidylan, so now u knw how it feels 2 be made a fool of?? look at u venting 4 no reason, am sure those veins in ur head are tired of poppin. hahaha. e remain make u nack ur head 4 wall.

n u r 24?? jus 24 n yet u chattin like u can giv birth 2 most ppl here. *hiss* nonsense n ingredients!!

lol diddy n desiree, funny ppl.

personally, me i dont mind doin it 4 som1 else but what am scared of is that when his papers are ready, he might not wanna leave. n if u file for divorce n he doesnt agree, n they tell u 2 go on seperation 4 a while 2 work out ur "problems", u kinda regret doin it bcus it delays ur other plans for ur life, right??

or if eventually, u guys divorce n u end up payin 4 d divorce/alimony (dnt really knw bout dis divorce thing, dnt eat me raw o), it does kinda mess u up, doesn it??

does any1 understand wat am tryna say?? n if u do, wat do u do incase dt happens.