MufasaLion:


It's a fish, brother. It's bite is something I'd never wish on anybody. You can read more about the fish.

Piranhas are very deadly.

Stacyomolola:


Guys with open teeth
Toor, be looking like softmadeit

Abeg no dey compare us with that fry pan headed dude.

Chris, chei, chei,chei, There's God ooooo, there's God ooooooo.

So ugly inside.

Lol

Datboredberry:
Defend ourselves because of a scenario a man wrote?

Go to Twitter, Nigerian women are more creative... Should we believe every crap they've written?

Or because of one sex addict in your hostel, women should start sweating?

I've met men who walk around with erections... defend that...

But women are more hornier than men, defend that.

Am coming with my short story

I do change my wifi name from time to time because I do share my hotspot with people around me, I do set weird names, the ones I could remember "Penis, You will die, Hookup available, Lmaoo, Werey ni baba e, Connect and run mad, Connect to Hell fire. "

Nikoooo:
Hello dear Community,

I am a 30 year old guy from Germany. I am in Lagos because of work for about 5 months now. So I met this girl 1 months ago and she told me she is 19. Her body looks very matured. So we exchanged numbers and met some few times. I invited her to Restaurants and bought her new iphone and a lot of nice things. I like her a lot. Her mum sells fish and she works with her mum.

So last week we had sex for the first time and since then had sex several times. Today she came to me and told me she only is 16 years old. I was shocked and told her I dont want to see her anymore and blocked her number on my phone. Please what should I do?

Is it even legal for a 30 year old to date a 16 year old in Nigeria? I am even scared for getting into trouble with the law now too. I still like her but dont knlw what to do now. Maybe you have an idea. Thanks.

Alaye, nah deport Dem deport you if you truely go Germany, Though Germans can speak English but you can still tell if a German speaks or types English.

For, here we go.

God protect y'all.

Imagine the pain Mama Romeo go give guyz wey don get her as sure plug..

Cheiiii, sorry ooo, I can imagine the amount of black soot you have taken into your body system, What's the difference from the lungs of smokers and non-smokers in PH?

Lol,....this is not full nah.

Just imagine a guy walk up to a lady and start hitting her from behind. Or even touch her breast and pussy.

Fatality.

Please someone should clear me on this.
Someone told me the bone is dangerous, is it true?

Nice to see human not loose theirselves to money.

Lmaoooo, one if you mouth is smelling.

Truvelisback:
Dem no let me drink water drop cup ooo. The post didn't go well with 3 or 4 people. They were so hurt that they concluded that i am condemning short girls. My annoyance was that they didn't read to comprehend my story b4 flaming up.

Sorry bruh, I think they are SHORT.

Truvelisback:
Good day, Fellas. To those who might be hurt abt my previous post. I want u to know that i do mean to discriminate or condemn anyone irrespective of ur height. I want u to know that u are all beautiful and handsome the way u are, irrespective of ur height or body stature. U are unique and awesome, the way u are. ONE LOVE.

Lmaoooo, so Dem attack you for that post?.

Lol.

realmatters:
I believe you are a lady...Do you have someone who ticks my boxes or do you tick my boxes? I am on two weeks break from offshore so I have time.

Sir, Am a guy, I get better prick between my legs, Wetin I dey try talk be sey no dey waste time on people like that. When they display, just block.

Who get time dey type all this epistle, can't you save the stress and channel it somewhere else.

Omoh, I for don go write my own for airport run way.

87% of tall girls no dey get sense.

Truvelisback:
Short girls that are actually cool are very rare. Note: They are usually cool when they are in good mood. It's usually very difficult to calm them down when they are angry, most especially those ones with small breasts. Na so her own be.

Lmfaoooooo, Dem plenty for Nairaland Sha, but I like short girls wey get shape, wey carry small, very easy to carry and pound.

Truvelisback:
Good day, Fellas. The reason(s) i find it difficult to date short girls is that, they can be very stubborn, aggressive, hot-tempered, violent(not all) i.e they can fight. When they are angry like dis ehn, just, give them chance. But they are loving, caring, and hardworking. When they love u, they love u for real. When they hate u, they hate u. I once dated a short girl some years ago, she is loving, caring and hardworking. She isn't a stingy type, she can share her only food remaining in her home with u and she rarely ask money from u. She use to bring cooked food and bring to me then. The they i knew this girl truely love me is when she brought the only food she had at home for me to eat. She didn't tell me because she rarely open up issues like that to me. I only sensed it from her facial expression that she wasn't happy or she looked worried. It was after i keenly asked her that she open up to me. I quickly gave her money to quick get food stuffs. If u see us ehn! We were like couples but her lack of anger management and those characters i mentioned above made me lose the feelings i had for her.

There are actually short girls that are actually cool but those stubborn ones are possessed especially those midgets.

I only recieved a project.

Make the store SHORT please.

I will advertise my skills and drop links for them to come and handle their projects to me.

OneCorner:
This is how any great man should be
Hold is woman to high esteem

Which kind picture you out like this, A healthy tiger and a thin, hungry-looking happy woman. Lol.

Op, you again?
If this matter reach fp, I go swim from Lagos to USA.