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Romance / Re: A Thread!! How Xmas Is Being Celebrate In Your Area?? by Lilsameey: 7:05am On Dec 06
Me nah anyhow ooo, but I dey plan buy Turkey and other stuffs as well drinks, I go just dey inside dey chop, drink and work.
Romance / Re: The So-called "Self-made" Billionaires (photo) by Lilsameey: 4:30pm On Dec 02
Nah dem sabi.

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Romance / Re: Why Don’t Rich Girls/guys Flirt With People As Much As Broke People? by Lilsameey: 2:06pm On Dec 02
Wahala be like rich and broke people.

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Are Your Experiences With GNLD??? by Lilsameey: 11:54am On Dec 02
KingLarry04:
Let me start with mine, this happened some years ago after my secondary School,I was in search of a job desperately to keep myself busy before gaining admission.. so I saw an advert "factory workers needed.. salary 10k weekly" I was like oh boy work don set.. so I called the number, the receiver told me he is the manager of the factory that I should start coming immediately (gbagada) and I'm staying around ojo alaba (so you can imagine the distance) I told the self-acclaimed manager that I did not have transportation fee to come back,he said I should not worry that I'm starting work immediately,
when I got to gbagada b/stop, I called him to come and pick me, my people, if you see the so called manager,his shoes were begging for freedom.. I thought the manager ask him to come and pick me, so we entered the building, the guy was now telling me all this their bull crap stories, I got angry and told him to give me t-fare to go back, the dude has nothing on him, I had to beg people for money,before I could get back home that day, it was past 12 midnight, so ever since then, if I see them sharing those their papers,the way I do bullsh*t them eehh!!
Infact it was an awful experience..
Op, do you know we have normal GNLD and Abnormal GNLD, I can explain but not in this thread, if I create the thread, can you add the link to this your first page post?

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Romance / Re: I Toasted A Girl And She Sent This To Me! by Lilsameey: 11:41am On Dec 02
Mcslize:


Op wants to prove that he has money. It's guys like this girls store their names with maga.

He said he is going to send the gold digger the money to show he is a millionaire. Ha mazing! According to MC Lively.
And still won't get the coochie, grin cheesy
Romance / Re: Please How Do I Stop MASTURBATING Completely. #advice by Lilsameey: 12:38am On Dec 02
Just learn how to control your sexual urge and you are good to go, tame your divk, don't think with it,

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Romance / Re: She Came And Finished An Unfinished Business [picture] by Lilsameey: 12:28am On Dec 02
iLegendd:


I don't do such. Sex is forbidden in my lineage. We practice purity. Also, I may end up being a one minute man the first day I'll have sex.

This Man..... grin
Romance / Re: Always Investigate Your Girlfriend's Ex Before Marriage by Lilsameey: 12:26am On Dec 02
Hmmmm, This thread is deeper than it appears.

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Romance / Re: I Toasted A Girl And She Sent This To Me! by Lilsameey: 9:55pm On Dec 01
GuyWise:
Nna mehnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn


I acted as a poor nigga and she wanted to get me off of her back by sending this list to me.

She doesn't know I am a young millionaire.
You are dating a fool and it won't do you a good

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Romance / Re: Was King Solomon able to satisfy all his wives and concubines? by Lilsameey: 9:53pm On Dec 01
Seems like fairy tale but who knows

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Romance / Re: How Can I Masturbate Freely by Lilsameey: 6:55pm On Dec 01
Rub aboniki around it and self-service very hard undecided
Romance / Re: I Organize Threeesome For My Girlfriend by Lilsameey: 5:21pm On Dec 01
Should we now start eating bread with watermelon?? undecided

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Music/Radio / Re: Whitemoney To Release A New Song 'Selense' (Photo) by Lilsameey: 4:58pm On Dec 01
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Romance / Re: Sex Wahala: Her Puna Smells Like Dead Fish by Lilsameey: 5:42pm On Nov 29
SILENTandSMART2:
Shen en gbo werey now send this to your dad !!! ...
TikTok don enter ya head grin grin
Family / Re: At What Age Did You Stop Bathing Outside?? by Lilsameey: 10:43am On Nov 29
Probably 5 yrs. Old
Family / Re: At What Age Did You Stop Bathing Outside?? by Lilsameey: 10:42am On Nov 29
Probably 5 yrs.
Romance / Re: Where Can Someone Find A Brotel In Akungba by Lilsameey: 9:21pm On Nov 28
Hotspotbro:
Yes, there was light All time but we had none.They cut it..
Shey nah una no pay abi nah ur landlord?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Burnley-Tottenham Hotspur Match Postponed Due To Heavy Snow At Turf Moor by Lilsameey: 9:21pm On Nov 28
sammyonal:
it doesn't snow in London.
I think sey nah Man UTD dey home.
Romance / Re: Men: What Are The Sexual Acts You Think Ladies Should Stop During Sex? by Lilsameey: 3:18pm On Nov 28
Never had sex before.

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Romance / Re: Apart From Sex What Else Do You Do With Your Partner? by Lilsameey: 3:17pm On Nov 28
I no get partner. cry

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Romance / Re: Where Can Someone Find A Brotel In Akungba by Lilsameey: 3:15pm On Nov 28
Hotspotbro:
I would have...but the last light we had on Monday night..blew up my two chargers and made me spend money to get a new one..and no light since and almost all my friends don japa go house..
You suppose sabi Akungba tactics nah, Nah when student don go, Dem go dey leave light, Light dey steady steady now but nah mostly evening till d next day Sha but nah everyday.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Burnley-Tottenham Hotspur Match Postponed Due To Heavy Snow At Turf Moor by Lilsameey: 2:34pm On Nov 28
Make nothing happen for man UTD vs Chelsea ooo

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Romance / Re: Where Can Someone Find A Brotel In Akungba by Lilsameey: 1:25pm On Nov 28
Hotspotbro:
I don travel
Cheeiii, all of una just Japa, no chills at all, Akungba don dry Sha,....Till resumption then, if to seh you wait small nih, we for do a week training for you, so when u go house go just dey make money steady steady.
Romance / Re: Is Being A Virgin Guy At 38 Abnormal? by Lilsameey: 4:41am On Nov 28
SundayNightGist:


I'm not the one I wrote about. I'm just sampling opinions on behalf of late-in-life male virgins.
Lol..

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Romance / Re: Where Can Someone Find A Brotel In Akungba by Lilsameey: 4:41am On Nov 28
Hotspotbro:
interested but school don close oo
You still dey school abi u don travel?
Romance / Re: Guyz, Have A Girl Ever Fart While You Kpogiring Her? by Lilsameey: 8:46pm On Nov 27
Michaelfucker:

Can you explain more?
Pussy fart happens when air is trapped inside the pussy while getting duckmatized, as in,..when the dick moves in and out, the force of the air coming outs makes the sound, while anus fart is the regular fart both male and female experience and it comes out of the anus either loud or silently, sometimes super stinking or odourless(this is rare though).

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Romance / Re: Have You Slept With An Asian Lady Before by Lilsameey: 8:44pm On Nov 27
jamesversion:


Your Pikin Papa. cool
Your Papa son. grin
Romance / Re: Why Can't We Last In A Relationship Anymore ? by Lilsameey: 8:42pm On Nov 27
Jayzel:

Our everyday life affect every~thing about our relationship, insecurities u say depend on the enviroment we build our foundation from .
NOTE: Wealthy background makes most relationship last
The bolded is under probability, A mature reasonable girl that has a huge view of the future is what a guy needs not a fool who only knows to flex and do some non sort nonsense sh*ts, girls of nowadays are just about, drip, flex, sex and eat. Eat tomorrow's food today is what they know. There are still reasonable girls though.

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Romance / Re: Have You Slept With An Asian Lady Before by Lilsameey: 8:39pm On Nov 27
jamesversion:


Your Grandmother lipsrsealed
Your grandfather tongue
Romance / Re: Most Handsome Guy On Nairaland: REVEALED!!! by Lilsameey: 7:54pm On Nov 27
Chaiiii.
Romance / Re: Why Can't We Last In A Relationship Anymore ? by Lilsameey: 7:52pm On Nov 27
Everyone is just f*cked this days,from lust to insecurities to being toxic.... Different nonsense.

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