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Kandeed:
I dey....what are the offers

You be competent babalawo?

Magnoliaa:
Sighs. Okay. That's...literally like on you? Just say o, that, okay, one mumu girl-child has toasted you (as in the point of this thread), but she's this and that... I refused. I am too big. Something like that. You can modify that comment. Spice it up. I don't know. My own is sha I've made you had, have, whatever your first experience of an average naija girl toasting you.

Wo. Do what you like with that, jare. Goodnight.

The OP wasn't referring to toasting on a faceless forum.. direct face to face toasting

Masturbator2020:
Shall nan every cream I go knw?By the way I m naturally fair,if I don't tell you I use cream you will never knw.

That's what they say until you see their black ass.. .

Magnoliaa:
Mtchew. I've found a new toy to play with. Sorry. Whenever I'm bored to death again, I'll give you my attention.

You can meet up with him and show him the bad girl you are..I'm sure you can deliver..

Please professor of penis affairs biglittlelois should come and analyze if it's real or fake penis..

Magnoliaa:
I gave you an experience... That's the point. Shey you said you've not had one? So now you're not waiting again. It's happened.

That's not the kind I need now..

Masturbator2020:
I don't knw that one o..

You dey use cream and you no know funbact A?

Magnoliaa:
Toor. Oya.

"Heiss. Look here. Your love is like a sniper - pointed at my chest and poured down my throat. Give me the palm oil of your flesh, to drink and kill the piercing poison of your look. This is me popping the cherry of your lips...as it tore in a smile. So be my liquor: bitter, intoxicating, and addicting."

Now, you have been toasted. You can go on to share this experience on the thread; you know how it feels like.

Seriously it's now I'm even reading it well .
Magnoliaa

University friends no dey last.. Oga move on..

A competent babalawo would have been handy at this moment.. but them no dey here

Masturbator2020:
Maybe some of you will think i m lying. Truth to God,it has happened to me about 10times..2Nigerian girls,1 Tanzanian girl and 7Ghanaians.Funny enough I'm short,but very handsome facially..Though I am using cream shall, sometimes I wonder what will happen when I stop using cream and I am less handsome

Cream ambassador I sure say funbact A go follow..

Bola146:
Send me any messages here. Thanks

Lol

I still dey wait Sha.. my problem be say I no dey gree smile maybe na why..

Udoka..Try dey bring good news na.. make we no carry bad news know you abeg...

PlayerMeji:
Did he not buy it with his own money?

If you cannot help the young man, you will do well by not bruising his ego.

If it's true then I think he should forget about it .

All because of j3?

So we should now fry water melon?? Mtchewww

Do you need Godly Christian or a traditional christain?

Na to chop am na.. he's taking care of his future meal..

You for kukuma say make we avoid all girls..

E be like say you wan join the question asking gang..mamagee and friends

Chai...we understand

It won't but you can start with that first..

Justus180:
okay thanks...
na with measuring tape abi?

No Use skipping rope...

No be juju be that??

Just one son and you're complaining..

mariahAngel:
He's a fool for hiding his son!

Lol.. really?