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One pained Akwa Ibom man above disgracing himself... ..come collect dog meat cool your temper..

MejiLoyon:
Funny though
Then for just dey nack theirselves dey born at will dey sell. Since na Wetin dem wan dey do be that. One child a year before 12 years th go don hammer.

Hollow brained blokos shaped heads

Them fit get luck dey born twins or triplets self..double money

Sounds too good to be true..when Nigerian girls wise like this

SirMichael1:
True. I've always joked with Uyaiincomparabl that her spoken english needs a total overhaul, but she'll toss it aside, laugh and say 'mbom abasi mfon afrupa doye', then I'd sigh and mutter 'there's no helping it'.

Lol

BeautyO:
Keep ur 10k for your sister , I don't need it

Nice one..wetin be 10k self?? The guy go soon cast himself for nairaland..

You don't need help..you need sense..

Useless Robbers..

Problem self ehn..abi he was testing his gun?

Just fries and egg you dey think..nawa oh.. Tinkerbell..

Your story don do abeg..no come confuse my brain this night..wetin be all these self

Just today she die..una don come with 5 things..why not 10 things.. abeg allow her RIP..

Wetin concern us now with their saliva exchange

Girls like rushing into marriage as if they are about to expire like milk.. she doesn't love you..oga move on

Covid is a thing of the past..we just dey wear face mask for formalities..

SmellySperm:

No hard feelings bro..talking from experience

hstar:
There are senses in some of what you typed there

If I get time I go bring out those points

I guess u urself didn't know u made some points there, u just thought u are being sarcastic

I like mixing sarcasm.. do well to mention me when you do that..

If na Nigerian woman...side effect of the vaccine plus depression from being a Nigerian and insults from friends and relatives for don kill the woman..

Block it..don't bother retrieving it..they might have used it to commit crime or scam someone..

Supreme01:
You're not expose at all, you are so local I mean. I can attest to it by that nonsense you are vomiting.

All the ones are see in Ph here proves me right.. take your exposure and shove it..

mrfizy:
Nope!! I was hoping to get you refined a bit.

If e no pain you..you for no add Unam Ikot.. lie lie...

mrfizy:
Every language is funny to non speakers.Learn to respect people's language.Unam Ikot.

Lol.. e pain you abi..

Mikester:
Maybe I gave the wrong notions but the part of phone customization seems really evident. I mean, look at the screenshot! Doesn't seem like that of a random phone user...

You tried.. I just put that 1xbet app to confuse you..and the open heavens devotional..I no sure if I don open am self to read before..

Lol.. nobody dey gree say dem dey watch porn..who come dey give them plenty downloads na?

Mikester:
Ok bros. Here are a few things about you

- You subscribe a lot
- You are a gambler
- You spend too much time on the Internet
- You love customising your phone
- You're too curious at times
- You're a Christian, a redeemite probably
- Majority of the experiences you have learnt are from the internet
- You hate opera mini
- You always try to avoid conflicts
- You're a skit lover
- You get surprised and angry with some people you encounter because you feel they ought to know the right thing to do
- You eat twice as much as your mother

You tried..I'm not a gambler not a Redeemer don't love customising my phone..

Lie lie..

ashybabs:
thats what i am ashamed off

There's no shame in asking for help..unless you weren't close to her before..women dey get connections pass men and are willing to help sometimes..

Oya now..

Call her.. nothing dey there..she fit help you self..

Most of them can't speak English fluently..always speaking their funny language..that's why they cling to their fellow Akwaibomite..