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Magnoliaa:
So they won't be doing the bad bad things you were doing at that age.

Imagine the topics the OP creates? Well that's how siofra started too.

Magnoliaa:
So if I call you my Appendix, will we be equal?

Don't they remove Appendix?

Android phone should not be given to children less than 18

Magnoliaa:
And I am on this thread, you're saying this?

Ah, God.

Heartbeat is too extreme na..

Mtcheww

Heartbeat?.. is this a joke or what?

jeromestarks:
No matter the pains this hippopotamus went through before it died, it is nothing compared to the pains you will go through if you didn't marry a virgin woman.

If you want to enjoy your marriage, fvck any girl you want but when it comes to marriage, find a virgin woman.

Lol..

Vrigins will get scarce if everyone follow this advice

After calling her all these names you still end up wasting resources

Kiddogarcia:
Beautiful,na we be your best plug for everything sexual enhancement

Hafa.. drop testimony

Sundayjohn805:
Brand new shoes for sale! Price is 5000# only, location is Oregun, Ikeja, size is 44 .Call or WhatsApp me on 08063162189.

PLEASE,NOTE THAT THIS ITEM IS SUITED FOR PEOPLE NEARBY, UNLESS YOU'RE WILLING TO WAYBILL IT YOURSELF TO YOUR FAR-OFF DESTINATION. I AM TIRED OF PEOPLE CALLING FROM LEKKI, OYINGBO, ETC, ASKING IF I CAN COME TO THAT SIDE.

That person wey test the right leg shoe no try at all..

e come give the right leg belle

Purplish blue

GAZZUZZ:
I am giving this out for free.

Condition is that you must prove that you need it.

If you do not need it and you come pick it up, or resell for gains, you will need one very soon IJN amen.


Location Ogba Lagos

How can the person prove that he/she needs it when they won't be able to move without it?

Abeg make she help me scratch one ticket

Nice one

we need to start having more variety of meats available

RAY44:
stop called someone father a bastard, because of someone who doesn't know you're exist.
stop spraying what you don't have details about it, because of someone who is child's isn't even in Nigeria to leading campaign for his father.
Guys be wise,
Doesn't be mad,
politicians aren't wordily to death for,
So be wise.

Bros. I have to save this comment so that anytime I feel like laughing and rolling on the floor I will check it.. thanks

Post the killer names we need to check something

ahnie:
You don't talk to my honourable noodles that way?
I need you to apologize to my noodles now now.

Stop derailing your thread. This thread isn't about your honourable poundo noodles na.

Nice one. Looks better than the akamu indomie yesterday

Na this your curiosity go give you belle

You can do both of them

One man, one vote and one opinion

Magnoliaa:
How?

A freshly tapped one is not as alcoholic as it will be the next day

Magnoliaa:
Fresh palm wine is not alcoholic?

I read it is just a cultural practice sha. It's nothing that has a medical basis.

The alcohol content increases daily..

Can he drive? Work and feed himself..cos I cannot buy cat for 200k and end up feeding it na

Magnoliaa:
Ma'am, don't listen to this m*d boy o.

Check this thread.. I know people do take palm wine. And I'm not saying she should finish 10litres oh

https://www.nairaland.com/1924102/what-newly-put-bed-mothers

Magnoliaa:
Everyday?

Omo, that's something too o.

Wait make I calculate-

Please, if you have any siblings that are still in primary and secondary schools, abeg, dash them.

Squander it amd comot for my front. And no make I see you for my mention again.

We can never reach a compromise on this matter.

.. maybe we can disagree to agree

GodHatesJews:
Which is it you bipolar osu

Your pain seems much

Magnoliaa:
Anyhow anyhow wey you wan draw the rubbish sha, abeg, no spoil Oxlade for me.

I for talk na. I come dey wonder how him head come reduce size

PlayMaker14:
Your mouth nor go touch my coconut rice.

You go try give me the egusi