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Politics › Re: The 12 Senators That Endorsed Fuel Price Increase by lilytender: 8:00pm On Jun 03, 2017

Do you all noticed that the only Yoruba Sinator that recommended and approved the increase is Sinator Buruji Kashamu representing drug constituency? Very very soon, we shall send him to Trump to explain why he wants to outshine the Ibos in drug pushing.

Celebrities › Re: Grace Essien, Annie Idibia's Mother & Her 2-Year-Old Beolive Curly Hair (Photos) by lilytender: 7:40pm On Jun 03, 2017

forreelinc:
Na wa o so she get mama and she be dey do ashewo that time

That is her destiny, she is a destined prosttitute. Nothing can change her destiny.

Politics › Re: Peter Obi Visits Goodluck Jonathan At His Residence In Otuoke (photos) by lilytender: 7:18pm On Jun 03, 2017

yarimo:
Mtcheeew see as GEJ is claiming celebrity

He is definitely not a celebrity, if he claims to be, let him pose in a private jet like Dammy Kranne grin

Crime › Re: Are You In Oshodi And Environs? by lilytender: 4:46pm On Jun 02, 2017

I am around Shogunle - Ladipo. I work in that region. The situation is calm but I don't have time to chat with the locals to know their mind. I will chat with one or two people and report back.

Politics › Re: Give Me Oduduwa Or I Die - Femi Fani-kayode Calls For Disintegration Of Nigeria by lilytender: 2:42pm On Jun 02, 2017*

Mr FFK, if you want to die please come over to my house, I can help you die quickly. Since it is in the public domain that you want to die, the Law will commend me for helping a needy. Your Biaffraud brothers that have been asking for Biaffraud or death have been dieing in their thousands from the hands of trigger happy Nigerian Police Force men. So, I can help you FFK too.

When the drunk ineffectual buffoon was looting and sharing money, you did not ask for Oduduwa neither did you ask for death then. Now, that the drunk fisherman has been sent back to his Otuoke village, you and your fellow Biaffrauds want death. Well, we shall help you out because your lives are even useless.

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Politics › Re: N19b, $86m Refund Probe Sparks Anti-magu Protest by lilytender: 10:26am On Jun 02, 2017

Corruption is definitely fighting back. But, will Nigerians allow corruption to win this war? The ball is in our court.

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Education › Re: Statistics Of Admissions Into Degree Awarding Institutions By State Of Orgin-nbs by lilytender: 9:14pm On Jun 01, 2017

AmericanQuarter:
Anambra shall continue to lead the rest of Nigeria in all indices of development and human capital development. Oh God Bless the light of the nation.

lalasticlala do justice to this. Thank you

You are right my brethren, Anambra leads in all indices including drug trafficking, armed robbery, fake drugs, baby factory and other organised crimes.

Travel › Re: UK Diplomat Disagrees With Man Who Said There's Nothing Great About Nigeria by lilytender: 9:11pm On Jun 01, 2017

decatalyst:
Its a shame that a foreigner thinks highly of us and we so much detest the entity called Nigeria.

God bless Nigeria,

God make her great again.

Can you see? A foreigner is talking sense into lowlife youths. What will Biafrans that have been calling Nigeria different names that they forgot to call their parents say about this foreigner? Will they say that Buhari and Osinbajo bribed the diplomat?

Celebrities › Re: Fela With His Pet Donkey Named "Yakubu Gowon" (Throwback Photo) by lilytender: 2:37pm On May 31, 2017

conductor2:
You are not entirely useless.

It's just that we expect your people to tow the line of Fela, the greatest Yoruba man ever liveth but you guys seem to be following the path of Awolowo who sold out his brothers over a plate of algae soup and drank poison to get out of misery.

This is the type of statements that made Awolowo to use over three million stubborn goats for pepper soup and suya between 1967 and 1970.

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Politics › Re: Osinbajo Appoints Fashola, Dangote And 34 Others Into Advisory Council by lilytender: 8:54am On May 31, 2017

freshest4live:
Kudos to Buhari for placing so much trust in him.
Osibanjo and Donald Duke for 2019. Would be a nice combination.

You need to present your medical certificate of mental fitness. I doubt your sanity. Two Southerners for President and Vice President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria? Don't anger the North, if you do, they will present a president from the Core North and a Vice President from the Middle Belt and they will win a free and fair election because of their population.

Romance › Re: Couple Shoot Pre-Wedding Photos, 35 Years After Marriage by lilytender: 7:36am On May 31, 2017

For 35 years these two people have been quarreling, fighting and resolving their differences. They have been happy on several occasions, they have been sad on several occasions, but they are still together. Marriage is real work. Notice the colour of their skin? Neither dark nor light, they have weathered the storm. Marriage is not a bed of roses, only the thick skinned can weather the storm.

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Politics › Re: Video: Former President Jonathan Is Broke EX-PDP Youth Leader Deji by lilytender: 7:24am On May 31, 2017

IhateAfonjas:

I will rather be broke than to be sick (bedridden) with an unknown life threatening sexual transmitted disease

Are you talking about Mama Piss Sheppopo that died and resurrected on the 8th day in Germany, then flew down to Nigeria to hold a 500 million naira thanks giving party? If so, then you are right.

Politics › Re: EFCC Seizes George Turnah's House At 2A9 CITEC Estate, Abuja(photos) by lilytender: 7:18am On May 31, 2017

bro4u:
based on what grounds op

Based on Logistics.

Politics › Re: Osinbajo Inaugurates Nigeria Industrial Policy And Advisory Council (Photos) by lilytender: 7:18am On May 31, 2017

IhateAfonjas:

Osibanjo inaugurates the Nigeria Industrial Policy and Competitiveness Advisory Council with his badluck

The man that brought forth a nonentity like you into this world has worse than bad luck.

Politics › Re: The I.G Of Police Help Need Here In Ikorodu The Police Are Dirty Corps by lilytender: 8:00pm On May 30, 2017

hushpapi:
I refused to unlock my phone because I am a married man and have my wife private pictures on my phone but they said if I don't unlock my phone.

So, Nigerian dirty police officers have been feasting their eyes on your wife's nude pictures. Do you now see that you are not worth being married? Despite several media campaigns against keeping nude pictures on phones you still carry your wife's nude pictures up and down. For what kwa? For masturbbation? A husband that carries his wife's nude pictures all over Lagos, is that one a husband? I think the police needs to search you more and more and as a matter of fact, the police needs to ask you to present your certificate of mental fitness because I doubt your sanity.

Politics › Re: Democracy Has Failed Us In Nigeria.........how????????????? by lilytender: 4:40pm On May 30, 2017

If not for the so call democracy, Buhari would have locked up all Nigeria's politicians.

Politics › Re: Aisha Buhari Leaves Nigeria For London To See Sick President Buhari (Photos) by lilytender: 1:19pm On May 30, 2017

Kondomatic:
Nope but their religion teaches that whatever happens to a man is the will of Allah

And your religion teaches you that whatever happens to you is the will of your grandfather? I think you need to post your medical certificate of mental fitness because I doubt your sanity.

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Politics › Re: Seat At Home – See How Onitsha Looks Like This Morning (photos) by lilytender: 10:24am On May 30, 2017

Please what effect does this have on the Federal Republic of Nigeria? Does it mean that Nigeria is not selling oil at the international market and making money for our looting leaders from the North, West and East to share as usual? If it does not stop our leaders from looting, then this is senseless.

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Politics › Re: Port Harcourt In Total Shut Down- PICTURES by lilytender: 10:24am On May 30, 2017

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Politics › Re: Awolowo's Letter From Prison To Aguiyi Ironsi Pressing For His Release by lilytender: 10:04am On May 30, 2017

Aguyi Ironsi's reply was FUUUK YOU . By now Aguyi Ironsi knows better. After Gowon finally released Awolowo, Aguyi's brethren wanted Awolowo to support them against Gowon's forces. Nah! impossible.

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Celebrities › Re: Mercy Aigbe Shares Swimsuit Photos From London by lilytender: 9:21am On May 30, 2017

Is she now mentally okay? I heard her husband damaged her brain. I cannot come admire a mad woman.

Politics › Re: Tinubu, Fayose And Bode George All Smiles In New Photos by lilytender: 8:36am On May 30, 2017

NwaAmaikpe:

I AM HEARTBROKEN

It's a shame that an ex-governor/party-leader/king-maker and a present governor

Will sit down and laugh with an ex-convict
So shameless..

Where did decency and decorum go to in Nigeria

So Tinubu and Ambode should have slapped, punched and wiped ex-convict Bode George who is like 20 years older than Ambode? If that is how you do in your erosion ravaged village, we don't do that in Yoruba land. Bode George is an ex-convict so we do not make friends with him nor invite him to our houses so that he will not come and steal our properties the way he stole government properties. But then, we shall never disrespect or humiliate him only that we shall not honour him either. Omo Oodua ni wa. We have manners and morals passed over from generation to generation.

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Politics › Re: Igbo Coup Of Jan 15 And The Fringe Group Called IPOB by lilytender: 4:31pm On May 28, 2017

bring it on.

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Islam › Re: Devoted Muslims Praying Under The Rain. Photos/Video by lilytender: 2:01pm On May 27, 2017

MakeWeTalk:
God exists.
It's Allah that we all know does not exist.

If you god is dead, try Allah. He lives forever.

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Celebrities › Re: Anita Joseph Pregnant With Twins, Says "Who Marriage Help? Just Wish Me Well" by lilytender: 1:45pm On May 27, 2017

musingsissy:
No wonder she started covering her body. She for kuku tell us the truth from the start.

Maybe na Mallam Adamu the Bureau de Change mallam give her belle. So, soon Anita will go to Mecca. That is what we call Asewo to re Mecca.

Celebrities › Re: Dija Steps Out In Unique Outfit (photos) by lilytender: 1:34pm On May 27, 2017

Henryyy:
No biggie she dey learn martial art na why
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/0a/fc/c2/0afcc253de3ba7cb65fc841a6a07370c.jpg

I think she is currently going through domestic violence, now she is learning martial art to confront her oppressor. All my children, sons and daughters will learn martial art, any husband that turns to Mike Tyson will have to confront my Bruce Lee daughters.

Politics › Re: Boko Haram Terrorist Who Kidnapped Shettima Ali Monguno Arrested. Photos by lilytender: 1:31pm On May 27, 2017

FieryJustice:
the zoo country will soon release him to negotiate for the nonexistent chibok girls.

stewpid aboki

You can donate your mother, sisters, cousins and nieces to federal government to use in exchange for the Chibok girls. We the good people of Nigeria will all sign an appreciation letter and give it to the United nations to present to you. Children of hate and anger, go and die.

Crime › Re: 2 Nigerian Drug Dealers Caught With Cocaine In Cambodia Jailed For Life by lilytender: 1:26pm On May 27, 2017

NwaObinkita:
Why has Buhari and APC made the crime level increase...

Shame on this administration.

These guys do not deserve a life imprisonment.
They should have just confiscated their goods, withdrawn their visa and deported them.

I can bet they will have a better life in a Cambodian prison than back home on the streets of Nigeria

Here is one drug pusher waiting to be caught and you will be caught and prosecuted in Jesus name, Amen. your brothers and sisters have been doing drugs before Nigerian independence, you can't do without it.

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Politics › Re: Buhari Favouring Yorubas, Done Nothing For The North – Junaid Muhammed by lilytender: 1:24pm On May 27, 2017

Pavarottii:
I still remember travelling on federal roads during the last administration. Where everywhere was a construction yard. Even d east west road was on full gear, even tho setraco bullied Julius Berger out of the construction. Even obj didn't touch ibadan expressway the way heh touched it.

God bless GEJ.

Haaa! E beru Olohun. Ah nokum Lai. Fear God nah. Are you the one that taught Lai Mohammed how to lie? If Goatluck constructed all federal roads, then why are we still complaining of federal roads being death traps all over the country? You even mentioned the Lagos-Ibadan expressway that Obasanjo/Yar'Adua/Jonathan could not do for 16 years. You also mentioned the East-West road that has been used to siphone money over the years. My brethren, fear God nah. I know you hate Buhari, but do you also hate the truth so much?

Politics › Re: Donald Trump And Osinbajo Laughing At G7 Summit (Photos) by lilytender: 1:18pm On May 27, 2017

There is something still hidden about Buhari and Osinbajo. People are always laughing their asses out whenever they (people) are with either Buhari or Osinbajo. Even Donald Trumps that laughs only twice (on his birthday and when he is grabbing a new pusssy) in a year can't help but laugh his ass out while with Osinbajo. God's blessing is really with Buhari and Osinbajo. If you think otherwise, please present your points but first telling me if you are God's Special Assistant on Blessing and Curses.

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