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PoliticsRe: Buhari's Health: Tinubu Relocates To Abuja? by lilytender: 7:58pm On Feb 08, 2017
Cletus77:
If Jonathan is goatluck that didn't put Nigeria into recession, den wat can you call your Buhari that has thrown Nigeria into recession and ran away to hide/die in UK?
No luck
PoliticsRe: Buhari's Health: Tinubu Relocates To Abuja? by lilytender: 6:47pm On Feb 08, 2017
The Jagaban knows when to strike. Remember when the former Emir of Kano died, the Jagaban and his gang of thieves relocated to Kano to pressurize the then Kano State Governor to name Goatluck Jonathan's nemesis Sanusi Lamido Sanusi as the next Emir. We all know the result. So, at the moment, the Jagaban is calculating his next move, the Jagaban never ever fails. I don't know if I like him or not, but I think God likes him, so whom God has blessed, no man can curse.
PoliticsRe: Chude Jideonwo: Why Are Africa’s Young People Voting For Old Men? by lilytender: 2:32pm On Feb 08, 2017
Because I will never vote for youths like disHonourable Farouk Lawan, disHonourable Demeji Bankole, Goatluck Jonathan, Ayodele Ifayiose, FFK and others because their looting will be worse.
NYSCRe: Determined Car Electrician Who Is Now A Corper Trends Online. Photos by lilytender: 2:15pm On Feb 08, 2017
asumo12:
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thank you for paying attention... Come and beat me. I'm in the house.
post your house address, I will be there with my goons.
RomanceRe: Nigerian Couple Who Met On Twitter Are Engaged (Photo) by lilytender: 1:45pm On Feb 08, 2017
oluwasegun400:
Tonte, an Abuja-based Realtor got engaged to herman last month, five months after they started chatting on Twitter, then Facebook.


See her tweets below:

Source: http://www.flexygist.com.ng/2017/02/08/he-asked-to-be-her-online-friend-nigerian-couple-who-met-on-twitter-get-engaged/
I hope you dont also announce your break on twitter.
FamilyRe: Identical Twin Sisters Who Are Pregnant At The Same Time (Photos) by lilytender: 1:43pm On Feb 08, 2017
Please are they both also prostitutes? Because only prostitutes take pictures with only undies and send same to the public domain.
PoliticsRe: Femi Falana Speaks On Buhari's Health Condition by lilytender: 10:23am On Feb 08, 2017
tomakint:
I doubt if you have eaten today.....you need Jesus.
Under which party is Jesus contesting?
PoliticsRe: Femi Falana Speaks On Buhari's Health Condition by lilytender: 10:22am On Feb 08, 2017
unikprince:
Chief Afonja asslicker
Has he been licking your mama's ass?
PoliticsRe: God Did Not Want A Northerher To Rule Nigeria by lilytender: 10:16am On Feb 08, 2017
You are right. As God's Press Secretary and Senior Special Adviser on Social Media, God informed you to issue a press release and you have done that. Congratulations. Now, take the remaining two fuccks that I have.

PoliticsRe: Bakare: Buhari Told Me He Wants A VP Who Can Hold The Nation Together If He Dies by lilytender: 8:40am On Feb 08, 2017
kahal29:
“He gave me all the reasons, they are written in the book; Strategic Intervention in Governance. He gave three reasons, but the one that made everyone around me that day to dove their hats was when he said: I am not as young as you think, and even Yar’Adua that is younger is dead.

“In case I die, I know you can hold the nation together. That was when Jim (he didn’t give his surrname) removed his cap and said egbon, you must agree.”


https://www.thecable.ng/bakare-buhari-told-me-he-wants-a-vp-who-can-hold-the-nation-together-if-he-dies-in-power
Those are the words of a man who has the love of the nation at heart.
PoliticsICPC Seizes 62 Houses From One Female Officer by lilytender(op): 7:46am On Feb 08, 2017
The Chairman, Independent Corrupt Practices and other related offences Commission, Mr. Ekpo Nta, says the commission has seized 62 houses from a female public officer. According to him, the matter is in the court and the property will be confiscated by the Federal Government after litigation.

The ICPC chairman revealed this while fielding questions from journalists at the Akwa Ibom Anti-Corruption Summit in Uyo on Tuesday.

He said, “How would the commission address unexplained wealth by public officers? The commission has a mandate to ask anybody to explain the source of his or her wealth. The commission has the power to issue an interim seizure order to any public officer to explain the source of their wealth.

“Through that order, the commission has seized 62 houses from one female officer, the matter is still in court and the property will be confiscated by the FG after litigation.”

Nta, who spoke on the theme, “Transparency and Accountability: A Panacea for Good Governance and Sustainable Development,” said the anti-corruption war had yielded good results in the country. He cautioned public office holders not to live above their incomes. Nta said, “There are many facets of corruption in Nigeria. The commission will stop at nothing to bring anyone found to have contravened the anti-corruption crusade to book.”

He noted that the commission had retrieved 40 vehicles that were stolen by some retired directors of the Federal Ministry of Water Resources and warned against trivialising the anti-graft war.

Nta explained that the commission was prosecuting over 400 corruption cases in different courts in the country, noting that those found guilty at the end of the trial would be made to face the full wrath of the law.

He added that the commission had taken a step further by launching the anti-corruption campaign in institutions of higher learning and among the members of the National Youth Service Corps.

He said that an anti-corruption module had long been introduced into the curriculum of the University of Calabar, maintaining that such a measure would go a long way in entrenching moral values in students.

Nta explained that the ICPC had inaugurated anti-corruption clubs in orientation camps, noting that such measures had assisted the commission in detecting and arresting about 42 fake corps members at orientation camps recently.

The Akwa Ibom State Governor, Mr. Udom Emmanuel, lamented that corruption had eaten deep into the fabrics of the Nigerian society.

Emmanuel advised all and sundry to be in the vanguard of curbing the menace of corruption if the country must move forward.

“We must change our mindsets about the way we do things in the country,” Emmanuel said.

The governor frowned on what he described as illicit cash running into over $157bn leaving the shores of Nigeria through fraudulent practices.

He identified corruption as the greatest enemy of development, noting that the repatriation of illicit funds across Nigeria’s borders to developed nations was regrettable.

He said if such funds were used within the shore of the country, the socio-economic life of Nigeria would have been positively impacted.

The governor enjoined all well-meaning Nigerians to join the ongoing crusade to rid the system of corruption and other economic crimes plaguing the country.
SOURCE: http://punchng.com/icpc-seizes-62-houses-female-officer/

PoliticsRe: Court Orders Freezing Of Senior Lawyer, Mike Ozekhome’s Account by lilytender: 6:26pm On Feb 07, 2017
cktheluckyman:
So you think Ozekhome cant afford N75million considering the high profile cases he has handled over the years? I particularly think that value of money found in his account is too small for a man of his calibre.A SAN with many years of law practice!!! Buhari no go die well
But, your own papa just died recently and he did not die well. Sorry for the loss.
PoliticsRe: Recession Will Soon Be Over – Osinbajo Assures Nigerians by lilytender: 5:53pm On Feb 07, 2017
owobokiri:
They keep acting like they have got a masterstroke of a plan up their sleeves..., as if they are bidding their time and will unleash at the appropriate time, a series of plans to finally reign in a wayward economy.., But the stunning reality is that they have ran out of ideas.. They are as empty as they look..It is alarming. These men actually don't know what to do?? Why the desperation for power then?
Osinbajo is a Senior Advocate of Nigeria and Professor of Law. These two titles or positions are not political, they are positions attained through hard work and resilience. If he does not have idea of what he is doing, will you come out with your own genius ideas? My friend, Go and Die. Because you have failed does not mean that others will fail too. We have given them a four year contract, we shall appraise them after the fourth year. The ineffectual buffoon was butted out after six years of looting and not after the first year.
CelebritiesRe: Sharon Rose Khumalo Will Never Have Kids by lilytender: 3:17pm On Feb 07, 2017
verygudbadguy:
Strong woman. It doesn't stop her from actualizing her dreams and fulfilling destiny.

God is indeed incomprehensible, the Almighty. He creates us the way he wants, some beautiful, some ugly, some rich, some poor. All for His glory.
So her dreams include wearing only pants and bra to dance on stage in front of hawks like me. Better advice her to go and get a job. Olosho no pay again.
PoliticsRe: PDP Governments Spent N2.7 Trillion To Put Nigeria In Darkness — Dogara by lilytender: 2:00pm On Feb 07, 2017
babyfaceafrica:
Ok...but you were in PDP then?
Na so my brother. The foolish Dogara thinks that our memory is fading like his.
PoliticsRe: Money Laundering: FG Reviews Ibori’s Case-file, To Amend Charges by lilytender: 10:06am On Feb 07, 2017
jpphilips:
Ibori and Ayiri are the only two individuals who can balance the power struggle in the Niger delta, already the Jonathan's boys are going haywire, it is time to apply a strategic understanding of the situation. it is time to make some friends in the delta.
Looking at the bombing pattern of the Avengers, delta and Escravos are red zones primarily Ibori's jurisdiction of influence.Both Ayiri and Ibori feed from Escravos,apparently, they will never let any harm befall Escravos, on the flip side.
it makes moral sense to jail Ibori but assessing the big picture may require a strategic approach, he may have stolen from us, juxtaposing what he stole from us and what his influence can guarantee security wise, one may come to the sane conclusion that the later outweighs the former, in my opinion, let him go!!
You are mad. But, I hate to say this, you are very very right. It is economically wise for Nigeria to let Ibori be in order to balance the power struggle in the Niger Delta since he is the Niger Delta hero. But that will be too unfortunate for us all, we are petting the thief in order to milk the Niger Deltan oil. I think we are all mad.
PoliticsRe: Take A Look At This Picture And Submit Your Views by lilytender: 7:43am On Feb 07, 2017
When are you all leaving Lagos for your Biafra land flowing with breasst milk and honey pot?
PoliticsRe: Money Laundering: FG Reviews Ibori’s Case-file, To Amend Charges by lilytender: 7:40am On Feb 07, 2017
My fellow pipeline bombers, please get ready to start another round of bombing and destruction of your environment once your lord and saviour is arrested by EFCC. Just bomb, bomb, bomb, destroy, destroy and destroy your infrastructure and environment while other regions are developing their region. The North and West are using your oil money to develop their region while your South-South leaders are keeping your own share in their various personal accounts in America Europe and Asia.
PoliticsRe: Asari Dokubo Live On Radio Biafra Now by lilytender: 7:33am On Feb 07, 2017
frankdoz24:
I was very happy when asari said the whole niger-delta belongs to Biafra and also declared himself a biafran.Listening to radio Biafra live now. All hail Biafra.
When are you declaring another war? I am eager to finish what Obasanjo and Benjamin Adekunle started. A half dead snake is dangerous to every human.
CareerRe: Secondary School Teacher In Kogi Returns N130k After She Was Overpaid By Govt(pi by lilytender: 7:27am On Feb 07, 2017
And retired Air Vice Marshal Olusola Amosu buried stolen one million dollars in a fake soak away pit. What a tale of two citizens.
PoliticsRe: Why Was There No Protest In Any Of The 19 Northern States? by lilytender: 8:44pm On Feb 06, 2017
Yes, the same way there was protest in the six South-South states when Goatluck Jonathan was sharing the nations treasury among his gang of thieves.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Finally Killed Their Country Called Nigeria by lilytender: 7:56pm On Feb 06, 2017
IPOB123london:
This is the reason masses are protesting

and should anyone still believe your country will be revamped from this mess need to visit yaba left

Gen Buhari in nl ; your time is up

now close your eyes

Good bye

say hello to lucifer when you meet him over there

dalu so and tankou
Check your B.P., it is going higher than Union Bank Head Office while Buhari is busy shagging white nurses in U.K>
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Is Cursed Because Of It Injustice Against The Igbos by lilytender: 5:34pm On Feb 06, 2017
Odingo1:
Keep denying it,it is not a personal affair, nobody family is cursed, yours and mine is not cursed in Jesus name,Amen.
I mean the Nigeria as a nation not personal affair.
Since 1970 what has Nigeria achieve as a nation.
What Nigeria have achieved over this years are:
Boko haram
No light
No Job
No good roads
No good hospital, ordinary ear infection your president will fly out for treatment abroad.
No water
Ethnic killing everywhere
Fulani herdsmen
Injustice against is responsible for the failure of Nigeria as a country.
Nigeria is failed state.
Now, tell me what Biafra land has achieved as a region. I will list few for you.
Kidnapping
Human trafficking
Baby factory
Drug pushing
Armed robbery
Fake drug production
e.t.c.
If Nigeria is not developing, why don't you develop you crime infested region?
PoliticsRe: N26m Scam: Fani-kayode Seeks Out Of Court Settlement by lilytender:
engineerboat:
“The case involves the sum of N26 million and the law allows you to explore the option of plea bargain and so many other options rather than go through trial,” Raji said.

He said that if the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) was amenable to plea bargain, the defence would take the option. The prosecuting counsel, Mr Johnson Ojogbane, said he was not opposing the application.

https://www.today.ng/news/nigeria/255712/n26m-scam-fani-kayode-seeks-court-settlement
The criminal has accepted that he is a thief and therefore asking for plea bargain. This same thief will come to the Press tomorrow to say that Buhari has ruined the economy and Nigeria useless youths will support him. Please what did FFK do by embezzling 26 million naira, did he build or ruin the economy and his great grandchildren's lives? Mind you senseless youths, this 26 million naira is different from the other 840 million naira that he collected from Dasuki Sambo the ATM, that case is in another court.
PoliticsRe: Breaking News President Buhari Is Back In Nigeria With His Ear Surgery (photo) by lilytender: 5:15pm On Feb 06, 2017
ENDTIMEISNEAR:
Dullard Bubu is back with his new Ear Surgery constructed by Uk Doctors cheesy cheesy grin grin grin
Your brother the ineffectual buffoon and his gang of thieves looted the treasury. Only Jesus can reverse the rape and loot of the economy in a day.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Is Cursed Because Of It Injustice Against The Igbos by lilytender: 5:11pm On Feb 06, 2017
Odingo1:
Take it or leave it,the curse will remain until Nigeria atone for its injustices against the Igbos.
Nigeria will continue to decay.
This protest have no meaning and is a selfish protest.
The injustice must be visited for Nigeria to move forward.
Your family is cursed. Nigeria is not cursed. You can take your curse to your Biafra land.
FamilyRe: PLEASE READ! Eko Electricity Distribution Company (EKEDC) Customerss by lilytender: 8:41am On Feb 06, 2017
laudate:
May God continue to punish Eko Disco (EKEDC) for issuing estimated bills that bear no relationship with the amount of power they have supplied, and for making people pay more for darkness rather than light! Amen!! angry

And for failing to repair faulty pre-paid meters because they prefer to issue estimated bills, may they continue to pay penalty upon penalty and forfeit huge sums to govt.!
Amin, Amin, Amin Loruko Jesu.
PoliticsRe: Twitter Users Report Armed Police Presence Around The National Stadium,lagos by lilytender: 8:09am On Feb 06, 2017
annayawchee:
show Us what you got nigerian lovers..... Ipob was not scared of soldiers threat nor bullet.... Are U guys that scared of death??
We are not ready to sacrifice 3 million of our brethren to the gods the way Ojukwu sacrificed 3 million Ibos to Ogun the Yoruba god of iron and guns. Thereafter, Ojukwu fled to Ivory Coast to suck Ivorien nippples. If your life is meaningless like your fellow brethren, jump to the streets and sacrifice yourself to the god of iron, Nigerian Police Force is ready to send you to hell.
PoliticsRe: Onnoghen Gets Nod To Be CJN by lilytender: 8:00am On Feb 06, 2017
chachanga:
One of the many blessings of the DauraDullard's protracted health maladies.

If he was hale, hearty and mobile now; he'd prolly be all over the place, scheming with his band of gworo-chewers and misguided beasts-of-no-nation Judases angry, shopping for a Mallam-chief Judge but that's done with now.

Not praying for him to kick it though but hope whatever medical wonders they're working on him also gets to re-calibrate his brain sha tongue.
Fayose's attack cat called Lere Olayinka who started Buhari's death rumour just lost his mother four days ago. Beware of what you wish Buhari because it may come back to you.
PoliticsRe: SERAP Writes Trump, Demands Return Of Nigeria’s Stolen Assets by lilytender: 1:43pm On Feb 05, 2017
We love looters. Please don't witch haunt looters. We just gave James Ibori a big welcome.
FamilyRe: What Would You Do In Her Shoes? by lilytender: 7:30pm On Feb 04, 2017
HERE IS THE FULL STORY FOR THOSE WITHOUT MB
but, wait ooo, does MB stand for Muhammadu Buhari?

I was hanging out with my friends yesterday evening oh, so we ordered for fresh fish and drinks, the next person beside us came in with his girlfriend and ordered drinks and fish too. They were drinking and holding their hands together, the lady was resting on the guys shoulder. So these people were having fun, before we knew it, a woman walked in with a baby not more than 4 months. She dragged a chair and came to join the man doing ROMANCE With his girlfriend. The girl was looking at the woman with such a Surprising look, while the man was so quiet.
Then the woman called the Bar attendant "please give me a bottle of malt and Fresh fish" and they served her. Then her baby started crying and she fed her baby and continued eating . She now called the bar attendant to call people in the kitchen which he did, then she ordered for two fresh fish (point and kill), they told her its #1500 each she said she needed two of the fish and ordered for Isi-ewu 3 full mortar, they did and packaged all for her.
She now ordered for 7 cans of malt which dey gave her. All these while the man was kind of scared for the woman not to create a Scene at the joint, while the girl he came with was no longer comfortable.
When she was about to go, the bar man said "Please madam your money" and she replied "My husband here will pay". She quietly Drop her baby on her husband's Laps and went with her Goodies home.
People there started laughing and talking, while the girl was ashamed to leave the joint. I and my crew followed too and laughed oh.
The man now asked of the bill, o boy the bill too big pass d money for the man's pocket abeg.. He now called the bar attendant, gave the guy his ATM card to withdraw money. When the guy came back, he settled the bill and left there in SHAME.
#copied

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