₦airaland Forum

BRATISLAVA:
Hot, humid, smelly bank and a transaction that exceeded a week.

i upgraded my account. One wk later, i couldn't withdraw. Why? They said my account haven't been upgraded until i go and fill another form.

xynerise:
He is too sarcastic

like rebel wilson

oyaskii:
it's so surreal...he said he was going to do a photo shoot with a 13 year girl, the girl's mother agreed, in between shoot, he said he wanted a topless photo of her and she said no, he proceeded to drug her and performed sexual acts on her. He 100% did all that. Funny enough i saw one of his movies last week here, so he's actively still making movies..The boldness. Nothing is ever black or white in law if you can bend it to your advantage.

he's on the run from the american govt

xynerise:
I would prefer Ryan Reynolds to all three you mentioned. They are not funny

ryan reynold has a mean sense of humor

Ciroelgrande:
Same here, I got a too good tokunbo tv from him too.

I want to buy a small box tv, something like this below. Where can i get it and how much?
https://nigeria.ong.ng/oc-content/uploads/7/1532.jpg

bestmutiu2019:
are you serious right now?

he tries to be funny but he's not funny. Same thing with Kelvin Hart and Tiffany Haddish. They are not funny. There's a difference between being lousy and being funny

bestmutiu2019:
Am addicted to Adam Sandler's movies

he's not funny

So eric Roberts and Julia Roberts are actually siblings. I never knew

fúck her and ejaculate on her face

I used to fúck my mom's friends

illicit:
It's not the drink then

Since she said she has got that a lot

All the guys can't be drunk

Ur story was too good to be true bro

guy you get contraband for there? I hear say you deal in illicit goods

kollinzgee:
She was a nice woman and according to her it's not the first time such is happening,because of her youthful face and stature.

your story no funny. you can do better. yawns

Vinnie2000:
Ogbeni, the movie na Porn.

Not different from those on xvideos!

All the fcvking styles are well represented.

I used to watch it in church

MadeINchenzen2:


Pls who can remembers the plot or storyline again... I watched the movie from start to finish but I wasn't following the storyline... both part 1 and part 2




I need someone to narrate the storyline to me again

I was 9 when I first saw it. i remember cos I used it to defile my neighbors daughter nike. I actually was the one that coached her on how to satisfy a man

Oblongata:
You are a correct guy *return knuckles*

picture me rolling in my 500 benz

Pelumar:
Gbayii I think say na only me notice.. One of my dream is to use 2pac lyric write letter for my mom on her 60th birthday if I throw party na 2pac "dear mama" they'll play all through

picture me rolling

Pelumar:
na 2pac lyric you quote I feel u bruh (chop knuckles)

Tupac or biggie?

Oblongata:
Very guilty as charged

biggie or Tupac

DaddyRochie1642:
You quoted Tupac with that your last sentence

Tupac or biggie?

Nonexisting:
He is right and wrong at the same time. Right because it's the right thing to do but wrong for saying it especially publicly. Wise men don't make such statements because it's a very complicated one.

simp, Omega simp

Biglittlelois:
Lol nairaland boys will cry painful bitter tears tonight they hate anything positive when it comes to women/wives, forgetting their mothers have husbands, if their fathers told them he loves his wife(their mother) more than his own mother, they won't have any problem with that.

will you love your husband more than your dad

Kingsuave:
Lol,

Omoh me and my senior cousin bros been go blunt for front of those Pentecostal church like that for night,

Na only God fit judge us for this world jhoor.

I've fúcked a girl inside an empty church on a Wednesday

Avast:
watin man go do...... Mountain of fire dey adjacent to my house, there is one up coming church in my compound (They don't make noise because they are still new and no musical set for now), and lastly C&S is beside my house very close to my window.

On Sunday MFM will start their fire fire fire from 7am till around10am. C&S is will pick from there till 4pm to 5pm at times.

I dey always enjoy C&S period shaa, because all through e go be like say I dey carnival.

your case is critical

PrimadonnaO:
I only lived close to a church during my undergrad days.

Ironically, it was beneficial for me.

My primary church was a bit far away from my house, but there was an RCCG church sharing a fence with my compound.

*****
It ensured that I never missed service (Sunday and mid-week) during my stay in that compound..

When I didn't go to my primary church, I only needed to wear a simple dress and stroll into the RCCG church.

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It's one of the reasons I started desiring that my primary place of worship not be far from my home.

I'm lazy about going out, but I want to be consistent with physical worship. So the closer the better.

you are a lazy xtian. you need Jesus.

Uzomarrr12345:
This is my last game on my ticket 2.8 million
United pls

holy ghost fire cut it

Ladycewhy:
When a man is ready he is ready. But when a man is not ready even if you date him for ten years ,he will give you excuse why he is not ready the popular one being that he has not attained the kind of life he wants his kids to have.

are you ready for marriage? cos the way you rant, you look someone who is divorced

SILVERLINES:
As e d hot
That pussy will be so creamy

can you lick a creamy pussy

crazygod:
There is no shame in being single. Not everybody is meant yo be married. Why do we make marriage an achievement in this part of the world?

don't you like sex? don't you wanna fúck

Nktessy:
I don't even recognize any of these bottles. But sha, e don tey wey dem born me but I never still marry.

get some guy to get you pregnant. your biological clock I ticking fast

Bayyajidda:
Come to Maiduguri and have a sip of bottled Limca.

bokoharam

goodheart01:
Limca limca limca... with the bottle dancing to and fro

that was me for you