₦airaland Forum

MduZA:
1.UEFA championship -Porto fc of Portugal won it with Benny McCarthy ,He is amongst the African top 4 goal scorers in the history of European competitions after george weah,samuel etto and a certain Ivorian his name not in my mind at the moment,you see fool you don't know anything about us,I'm here to expose your bitterness ..a popular musical band in the UK was named Kaiser Chiefs courtesy of Lucas Radebe who is the only African player to be given a highest honour of Legends by an English Premier club..Aaron Mokoena was also honoured by the city of Portsmouth for his skills and excellent leadership on the field of play,no African player has ever achieved that(google is your friend).since black south Africans cannot compete against You afonjas,where were you Biafrans when Akani simbine won the men s 100m commonwealth gold medal ?was it because of the whites?how about our men 4by4 relay?olympics champ caster Semenya,another world champ in Long jump luvuyo manyonga..to mention just a few...

Let me tell you this Biafran...we live with white people,we go to school and work with them..Since white people are your Gods dont compete with us because we do have their influence in our DNA..

2.In my last post on entertainment,actually I wanted to say something about the Oscars not Grammys,nevertheless I can Proudly tell you that black mambazo s Grammy award was their 5th...sometime I feel ashamed to discuss this kind of stuff with a Nigerian because I see myself degrading down to the level of foolishness..Indeed dstv is a white south African company,since you Biafrans are so innovative why cant you create your own company which will make you stop relying on a foreign company ?do you expect me not to know your tv and reality shows hence they are all made in SA by a south African company?fool

3.like it or not Jacob zuma is your hero..you erected a stutue to attest just that.

4.i will take you serious when your compatriots stop queuing for asylum daily in Pretoria,from the look of things ..the status quo will remain unchanged untill Jesus comes back

5.As a south African,I will never be proud of seeing young south African flocking to any African country for education however I do understand your situation...

6.The whites on their own decided to leave Nigeria because they did not want to be white nigerians,they only wanted to be south african just like your compatriots going around hanging fake south african identity documents on their necks ,many of your compatriots on this forum are calling for the British recolonization ,understandable so because of the division amongst yourselves to an extent some Nigerians are not wanted in Lagos because they are of a certain tribal group...even if the whites can come back to your shores,nothing will change..remember only black south Africans are close to them in all ramifications...

I notice you only touched noble prize winners where it suits you..Desmond tutu,nelson Mandela and albert Luthuli got the taste of it ,not in literature though..however this is another indication of how influential black south Africa can be...in July Barack Obama will be doing nelson Mandela memorial lecture here in Johannesburg previously done by the likes of bill Clinton and koffi Annan...sani Abacha s memorial lecture can only be done by the Shekaus of this world somewhere in sambisa forest.

I am here for you Fulani herdsboy..1212 lets go bring it on!

Jayceon:
Just let it go.You got beaten black and blue

MduZA:
1.UEFA championship -Porto fc of Portugal won it with Benny McCarthy ,He is amongst the African top 4 goal scorers in the history of European competitions after george weah,samuel etto and a certain Ivorian his name not in my mind at the moment,you see fool you don't know anything about us,I'm here to expose your bitterness ..a popular musical band in the UK was named Kaiser Chiefs courtesy of Lucas Radebe who is the only African player to be given a highest honour of Legends by an English Premier club..Aaron Mokoena was also honoured by the city of Portsmouth for his skills and excellent leadership on the field of play,no African player has ever achieved that(google is your friend).since black south Africans cannot compete against You afonjas,where were you Biafrans when Akani simbine won the men s 100m commonwealth gold medal ?was it because of the whites?how about our men 4by4 relay?olympics champ caster Semenya,another world champ in Long jump luvuyo manyonga..to mention just a few...

Let me tell you this Biafran...we live with white people,we go to school and work with them..Since white people are your Gods dont compete with us because we do have their influence in our DNA..

2.In my last post on entertainment,actually I wanted to say something about the Oscars not Grammys,nevertheless I can Proudly tell you that black mambazo s Grammy award was their 5th...sometime I feel ashamed to discuss this kind of stuff with a Nigerian because I see myself degrading down to the level of foolishness..Indeed dstv is a white south African company,since you Biafrans are so innovative why cant you create your own company which will make you stop relying on a foreign company ?do you expect me not to know your tv and reality shows hence they are all made in SA by a south African company?fool

3.like it or not Jacob zuma is your hero..you erected a stutue to attest just that.

4.i will take you serious when your compatriots stop queuing for asylum daily in Pretoria,from the look of things ..the status quo will remain unchanged untill Jesus comes back

5.As a south African,I will never be proud of seeing young south African flocking to any African country for education however I do understand your situation...

6.The whites on their own decided to leave Nigeria because they did not want to be white nigerians,they only wanted to be south african just like your compatriots going around hanging fake south african identity documents on their necks ,many of your compatriots on this forum are calling for the British recolonization ,understandable so because of the division amongst yourselves to an extent some Nigerians are not wanted in Lagos because they are of a certain tribal group...even if the whites can come back to your shores,nothing will change..remember only black south Africans are close to them in all ramifications...

I notice you only touched noble prize winners where it suits you..Desmond tutu,nelson Mandela and albert Luthuli got the taste of it ,not in literature though..however this is another indication of how influential black south Africa can be...in July Barack Obama will be doing nelson Mandela memorial lecture here in Johannesburg previously done by the likes of bill Clinton and koffi Annan...sani Abacha s memorial lecture can only be done by the Shekaus of this world somewhere in sambisa forest.

I am here for you Fulani herdsboy..1212 lets go bring it on!

Saviour22:
that's what it is our leaders are to blame, until we have a change of leadership, for now ignore this South Africans they enjoy seeing us exchange words with them. just ignore them that's the best treatment u can give to them

Saviour22:
let it be don't feed the fool

MduZA:
[b]Oga why are you exposing your foolishness?

1.Sport-compare the two countries medal standings at the recent commonwealth games,SA athletes were featured in every discipline and came top.. your professional soccer league can only be compared with our third division..who is the current world test cricket number one fast bowler?a Nigerian?..

2.Music-Black mambazo won the Grammy award two months ago,no Nigerian musician has ever won it.

3.entertainment -tell us about entertainment when your musicians stop coming to SA for mere music video shootings,your zoo cannot host mere tv shows such as the voice Nigeria and BBN..you only rely on the continent Entertainment hub to host the shows on your behalf..Your big romantic tv drama TENSIL started here...All event awards in your zoo are either sponsored or created by south African companies that's why in every big award ceremony,south Africans are featured as MCs.

4.influence -If Jacob zuma had no influence,I dont think your government would have built his statue..Let me stop right here

5.Business-over 100 big south African companies are operating in Nigeria,including companies owned by Patrice motsepe,Cyril Ramaphosa etc...Only one reputable Nigerian company owned by dangote is operating in SA,Sephaku cement..if selling fake DVDs and cigarettes on the street mean business in Nigeria..indeed we have thousands of Nigerian business men in our streets.

6.Education..you hold two master degree yourself,you got rejected with them here in SA,you know Why?those Nigerian certificates can only be equated with someone holding N6 certificates from south African FET college..Any Nigerian practicing as a medical doctor in SA has been re-trained by a south African institution..what does that tell you Oga?

7.Innovation -Uyanya

the giant of Africa...we don't even want to be the giant of Africa because to be honest with you many of us dont associate ourselves with you that's why we regard you as Amakwerekwere(askies)..

Slave..your compatriots are crying about ill treatment in their own zoo by Lebanese and Indians,your masters...You claim that Nigerians are educated and innovative hence we all know that every development in your zoo is in the hands of your white Masters,the Chinese.


Dream on,bloody kwerekwere!

Jayceon:
This the best you got? This regurgitated poor grammar?

Jayceon:
Haha emotions are running high.Keep pretending to not have seen the FACTS but we both know you felt it.Them facts hit you like a freight train.


Now the only thing you can do is resort to the usual desperate name calling used by every Nigerian when cornered with Facts about his uncivilized zoo? you haven't said anything of substance.

Jayceon:
Let me shrink your bloated ego to the size of your empty nut sack...let's go!!


I would not hide under your ugly burned skin,the thought alone makes me wanna puke meals I had five summers ago.I am black South African and I never wished to be anything else,you can't diss me about something I'm proud to be.You say you don't have my time but you still went through my timeline to read all my comments?


Who cares what words you use to express yourself? your expressions,just like your life, all mean NOTHING to me.


You're absolutely right about the levels and guess what..You are the lowest of the lowest low,MENTALLY, SOCIALLY..you name it.go to Hillbrow and see the primitive behaviour of your ape brothers defecating on the walls like the monkeys they are if you doubt what I tell you.You apes occupy the lowest rung of the human evolution and the biggest mistake the entire world ever made was to let you zoo animals infest clean parts of this beautiful green Earth



It disturbs my mind that a vermin like you has the gall to throw the word intellect around when you don't even have primary school education.

Cyynthialove:
I have said this several times that no normal Igbo man with his right senses is interested in Igbo presidency.
All those shouting " Igbo presidency" are APC lunatiics like Orji Uzo Kalu, Senator Hope Uzodimma and their online miscreants like one popular fool here on nairaland hiding under "Igbo presidency" to canvass for Buhari's second tenure. They know that Buhari is a failure, they are ashamed to support him openly, hence they had to hide under " Igbo presidency" to canvass for his support

Sometimes, I wonder when Buhari has become a god that gives presidency to any ethnic group he likes.
The same man that contested to be the President for good three times and failed woefully until SW and NC came for his rescue during the fourth time.

Even the region that has produced the highest number of heads of states are at the mercy of int donors... IDP camps everywhere.

WHAT AN AVERAGE IBO MAN WANTS IS OUTRIGHT BREAK UP OF THIS COUNTRY.
And once they leave, we progressive yorubas are leaving too whether my Yoruba Muslim brothers like it or not. And once we get Oduduuwa, we would send yoruuba musslim back to the caliphate where they belong.
Enough is enough!

frankdoz:
The Convener of South-East Elders Forum, SEEF, and former President General of Ohanaeze Ndigbo, Dr Dozie Ikedife, has said he is not bothered about an Igbo man becoming Nigeria’s President in 2019 or after.

Ikedife said what bothered him was how the Biafran State could be realized, adding that the Igbo had been victims of unfulfilled promises in the past.

Speaking with the Sun over the weekend, Ikedife said, “There are so many unfulfilled promises and our people often fall victims to lies.

“If someone has deceived you for about two or three times, if he comes the fourth time you will have a second thought. One is just tired of this country.”

“What bothers me is how to realise Biafra through legal and diplomatic processes, and through dialogue without fighting or abusing anybody. That’s my position,” Ikedife said.

http://dailypost.ng/2018/04/23/igbo-presidency-worry-achieve-biafra-ikedife/

Jayceon:
[s]This Afonja is hurt deeply hahaha.

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Jayceon:
I could list 50000 influential South Africans if I had all day but their achievements are not mine so I'm not going to be a spotlight thieve like you.Step into the real world and stop trying to compensate for your failed ambitions through other people's hard work.

Oh btw Wale ain't really Nigerian,he was born in Washington DC.what's next? y'all gonna claim Seal and Sade as one of your own?

How does one make a 10 page comment and fail to make sense

Jayceon:
Just raw and uncut FACTS,baby

tetula123:
The most difficult time to be in a relationship as a guy is in your early twenties.The period when you are stuck in a limbo, trying to figure out yourself and who you want to be.
At this age, you find it a herculean task asking money from your parents, considering your dad will always remind you of how he was self sufficient at your age. So you are always left with "Nkechiyere" anyone that comes from them willingly. To compound your "woes". You have a girlfriend whom you love so much, you are 24 and she is 23. And guys being wired to want to take control, you are frustrated at your inability to take care of her like you want to.
I mean where is the money??
You are still jobless, still hustling, still finding your feet.
Still putting hands in to many things hoping for good. All of a sudden, she starts acting out and showing attitude. You call, and she takes forever to pick or return your calls. When she finally does pick, the call is like an interview session with those annoying and frustrating one word replies. Yes, no, fine, okay, nothing.
Then finally she ends the call with a flimsy excuse like " wait let me close the fridge", i will call you back. And the call never comes back. Then one day she calls you and asks you "where is this relationship heading to?.
You don't even know where your own life is heading to, not to talk of a relationship. Then she drops the bombshell. Tells you that she met a guy who wants to marry her. And how age isn't on her side, and you are almost compelled to scream "But you are just 23". Can't you wait 3 more years let me make it.
You just hold yourself and play the good guy. You ask her if she loves him, she dodges the question and replies you with " He treats me well". Well since she wasn't informing you to take permission, she was simply telling you.
You have to be the cool guy and wish her well. One week later, she gives you the traditional wedding card. And then you do the math yourself. She was talking to the guy a long time before now.
Then you realise that for every "K" you got on WhatsApp, the guy was getting a long epistle.
You have been played. Worse is you cant even blame her, you are just a prospect who no one knows what will become of your life in 4years time. Would you have made it or not? She has gone for the real deal, someone who has already made it.
In footballing terms, you are a "Anthony Martial" ( prospect) while the guy is a Messi ( has made it already). I mean you were sending her cards of N200, and the guy was telling her to manage 10k for the weekend. No comparison there.
And then you go through that silent heartbreak guys go through, the ones they don't talk about. And unceremoniously you get inducted into the special hall of fame where members are young guys whose childhood loves and friends or girlfriends they thought they would end up with left them to marry someone else. Your heart is broken into smithereens. In this hall of fame, you are all victims. Victims of not having found your path in your early twenties.
At the wedding, no sight is more heartbreaking than seeing "the love of your life" say "I do" to this guy she just met 6 months ago.
To make matters worse, you get an alert from Diamond bank telling you how N13 have been deducted for bank charges. You are mad.Your N4000, is down to N3987 rendering that N1k useless, you can only withdraw N3k now. And that's your home and abroad. Can life be more unfair at this moment?
6 years later. You are 30 now. Congratulations, you finally made it. You are as rich as you hoped you will become. You are one of the happening guys in town. You go to a wedding. With your friends, the men on suit. Those guys that just intimidate everyone in the hall. You are seated scouting the hall, and the bridal train passes by. Of course, bridal train and ashoebi ladies always show themselves. That's part of the job description. Sampling. And you spot one, she is beautiful, elegant and tall. You walk up to her, chat her up. Exchange numbers and you leave. She is 24, ripe for marriage. Three months later, you are sounding marriage to her ears. She loves how it sounds.
You are on chat with her always.
And somewhere else, a 25year old boy still finding his way is wondering why the girlfriend is becoming distant these days.
Why is he getting those one worded replies which is unlike her. Why do there chats seem more like interview. And fast fast, you have proposed and simultaneously she is asking the 25year old boy that question of
"Where is this relationship going to". And then you marry her, and somewhere a boy gets heart broken.
You see we are always going to do this to ourselves.
Written by @jaetomz

idu1:
employed graduates should marry unemployed graduate. That crack me up bro

idu1:
employed graduates should marry unemployed graduate. That crack me up bro

CoolAmbience:
I should be asking you if you know what you are talking about, not the other way round.

You asked how much in % Agric contributes to the GDP and I thought it was objective. How can the same you ask if that constitutes what is shared from the Federation Account monthly?

I would leave the Mining sector contributions to the GDP and stick to your question. Agric contributes over 24% to the GDP and accounts for more than 70% of the jobs in the Nigerian economy. The manufacturing sector depends hugely on the Agric sector more than any other sector for raw materials, therefore making it a major offshoot of the Agric sector. Of what use is an economy without jobs? What percentage of jobs does the oil / gas sector contribute?

In case you don't know the power of Agric, let me give you a little stat. The Netherlands made about $90billion dollars last year exporting meat, vegetables, flowers, diary and eggs etc, which is significantly more than what Nigeria earned from crude oil - almost three times what Nigeria earned.

The abandonment of the Agric sector in Nigeria is chiefly responsible for most of the socioeconomic situations that we face today ranging from unemployment to economic instability and rising insecurity.

Rickyzagy:
This is powerful revelation. Only the wise can understand this


ALL HAIL BIAFRA

veek2:
I listened to him recently. I think he is a young, bright mind with lots of creative ideas. I understand his party is ADP. I hope he gets the needed support.

Nenejeje:
Benin Republic