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RedCreme21:
Wallow in ignorance. If you think that woman cant penetrate a vagina thats your business. Doubt you even know the meaning of hermaphrodite. What do you develops into the penis? The labia majora, or it sticks out of the vagina?

Story Story S. T. O. R. Y...!
Mey them give her woman mey she impregnate
does she still have a uterus, cervix, fallopian tube, pussy?
....
Feminist abeg talk something else

nah the one for dick enlargement I dey find

EmptyCoconutHead:
there is no way I can have a girlfriend without hacking into her social media account to uncover her secrets.
this was a girl I trusted with my whole heart, she is an undergraduate, I paid her school fees of 50k, gave her monthly upkeep, made sure she is financially okay even tho I'm a student too, what made me have the money to spend on her was because of my skills which fetched me money on while on campus.
can u believe I hacked into her Facebook account, checked her inbox and found out this girl has been traveling to Lagos to meet her sugar Daddy which bought her a laptop she once lied to me that it's her Aunty that gave her, she spent the weekend with the man who happens to be a Custom officer.
I also saw her chatting with a guy in my school and the guy was asking her out and she told him she's single, but the guy told her he's been seeing her with me but she said he shouldn't worry that me and her we have nothing in common that we are just platonic friends with no strings attached.
so bro after I almost died of high blood pressure that night.
later on I left her, got a new girlfriend and still hacked into her inbox and saw her sharing her nudes with numerous guys.
I wonder why she never deleted them.
now I don't trust this hoes again.
the nudes are still on my phone, waiting for the day I'll expose it to her face.
bro these girls are hoes and there is no way I can date a girl without accessing her WhatsApp or Facebook account
sunkoye chukazu femeto tobby20

Brother abeg help me.....
You no go die young..
weytin be the name of the app

qanda:
There are approved coaching centres. However, the contributor of this article choose the self study route. Yes, you'd need to register online and pay the applicable fees

Ohhhh..! okay
Do you know of any approved coaching centre. I believe this centres should be distributed across the country or perhaps a CIPM centre.. I'm in Imo state presently, Do you know of any CIPM office here I could approach for further inquires..I could take it from there


Pls your reply would help.
Thanks

Nobody answer questions again... Including those ones that have acquired the certificate..... All people just ask for is materials... Not fair at all.... Pls if you have answers to those questions asked above, share with us..

lereinter:
Do not compare China and Europe with Nigeria or Africa
Ogun WA Ni Africa
The devil is sitting in Africa
To succeed na prayers even with all your qualifications and competence

You get point shaa... Bad belle full 9ja

Is there any CIPM center here in Owerri.. or would I have to travel to PH

herlecks:
See, almost all these ones here have taken one or two foolish steps in their lives that has led them to serious heartbreak. They are natural men, the things of God is foolishness unto their deluded minds, they will die suffering if they do not repent. They have sought ways outside of God to make wealth and have only encountered frustration. God's thought about their lives means nothing to them, this is why they will wander until they die in frustration. They ignore their Maker thinking there is any hope somewhere else. I live a purposeful life! I live happily! And I show you a better way, acknowledge your Maker, He designed you for a specific purpose. Don't let your certificate deceive you. Hardly can you find a graduate with a good idea today, they are all picking up bike to ride immediately after Nysc. Why? They have forsaken their God. They will die struggling. Seek God before taking any step! See, He has designed you for something specific. When some see hardship, others see opportunity. How? God's direction! Nigeria only dictate for those who have forsaken their God, as tough as some deem the country to be men are making it, hitting big. Why? They acknowledge the Lord, He shows them the way and they walk therein. Acknowledge God, He will take it upon Himself to prosper you. Your struggles are vain without His blessings. These one seek shortcut, they only seek untimely death. They grumble, they will die grumbling since their Maker is irrelevant. Money is their god, they serve mammon, these ones are vessels unto dishonour, they will perish for they have served other gods. They claim to know God, but God doesn't know them. He even denies them blatantly. He knows nothing about them, they do not commit their ways unto Him, He ignores them. They are fruitless, worthless, clouds without rain! They shouldn't bring you down with themselves and their antiGod ideas.

oga stop typing epistle here......
The Chinese and Europeans don't clinch extremely to this religion you feel is ultimate. but the quality of life of an average Chinese or European is better than yours.
You just saying seek God seek God... what do you mean by that.... Are you trying to say he goan fast 7 days and pray.. Then he has to wait for one imaginary sign to pop up..... Tell us what you meant by seek God...

Drop realistic advice here....
Ideas, business ideas, market steeps, how to raise capital, development programs, et al
Tell him how he would succeed ....

Not saying seek God and when someone counters such advice you go haywire..

haaryobhami:
thanx so much,can u tell me d do documents I'll need to present at abj

You BSc certificate Your O'level certificate Your international passport (stamped) Your residential permit Your transcript.........
NB: All documents should be original. Take some photocopies too

How much?

haaryobhami:
thwtw easy,so far they wont ask me to start quoting Law for nw.
my cousin from hnaub gained admission to school at university of Regina so no prob.
thanx bro.

LMAO start citing laws keh...
Baba even those people sef no too sabi.
Nah just experience be their threshold.
You no get problem biko
Walk in with pride, them go give you respect

haaryobhami:
what was the question like bro ?.I studied law there though am planning to travel to Canada soon and I'll be passing out next month.
what documents will be needed for the exercise and what should I prepare on.
pls I await ur reply,me and my friends really need it

You don't have a problem studying in Europe with your certificate provided its recognized..

Now the exercise is relative to your discipline. You might be asked to write a short essay about yourself or about your discipline...Which ever way it's not a difficult thing.....They only want to confirm if you went through the four walls of school or you one of those students that can't express himself/herself......

This isn't far though...
Why allow her serve in the first place.
It isn't all universities in Cotonou that trade certificate for monetary gains. There are still some there that are worth their salt.

I graduated from IRGIB AFRICA UNIVERSITY, Cotonou, Benin Republic and I can say with pride that we can go head to head with some Nigerian top universities. Ask anyone that studied in Cotonou about my institution, they would gist you. we not one of those 3-bedroom flat universities,,,LOLZ

There isn't any pride studying in Nigerian university because your cert is more or less unless outside the Nigerian soil.

I've engaged in conversations both academically and otherwise with alot of Nigerian students that graduated from reputable Nigerian tertiary institutions in camp and I shook my head in disgust. Even when I was undergoing my industrial training in PTI, majority of the students in ND 1 and 2, even my fellow IT students couldn't competite with me... Not boasting though, I'm just trying to correct the narrative that "all universities in Cotonou/ Benin republic are quack.... "

There are still universities in Cotonou you would get quality education....


I did the physical verification exercise in surulere, Lagos and honestly speaking I was so embarrassed when asked to write a short essay.... was expecting something tougher, sturdier.

There are still hundreds of student in UNILAG, UI, UNIBEN, LASU, UNI ABUJA, UNIPORT, et al that can't express themselves verbally and on paper.

Let the girl go to ABJ. Maybe she didn't participate in the physical verification of credentials exercise coz its a new development and every foreign trained graduate must undergo the exercise....

Except she can't defend her cert. maybe nah why she dey fear.....

we using the same model...
I can't download any app, can't use adobe reader, I can't open any document, ppt, PDF, .....
I can use my FB mobile app though but I can't download twitter... I tried downloading the Vivo application store but each time I try accessing it, it refers me back to play store and displays a cascade " this app doesn't support your device"......

pls if you've got any solution. help me out

HarunaWest:
He isn't heartless .. There are just a bunch of weak lazy men out there nowadays..After school,they believe the system owes them gratuity.. No one wants to have hustling spirit again..Every one was born with a talent,but they have failed to realize it,they continue whining, complaining and threatening social media with suicide...Naija is the hardest country in the face of the Earth to live in,but we must always find a way around it and survive..The world wasn't made to be easy from day one, you either conform or abscond into Oblivion.

...and this is you own best way to encourage him
ode oshi

how much?

can I undergo the training here in OWERRI..... ...and hope the price doesn't vary in relation to location?

Nigeria got no value beyond her shores......

superlanny:
Sowore i must admit made a very senseless move and is paying for it, no govt will respond to threats of revolution with kids gloves, Atiku protested at the tribunal and lost in a miserable way, you small boy sowore, naw shouting revolution upandan, because you were non existence during the election, don jazzy better stfu and go and marry.
Nigeria will be great

There's no doubt people like you said worse during Mandela's incarceration.
You're weak and asleep.
Tomorrow it might be you or your family member.
Speak up against injustice...
Take a closer look at those charges, they're very laughable

This girl get Bobby and yansh... Though she no get brain But this is BBnaija nobody cares

donbachi:
It all depends on the table and who set the table..some table leg no gud or stand well and some people no sabi set table...if ur ground no level,no go set table,e go affect ur quest sitting position...because,of dat anything she bring come no go fit stay well 4 d table...so make sure ur table is a matured table.

This answer show you're very unintelligent

Like we don't know

andycoal40:
Can we talk on this palm oil?..my grandfather has a land filled with palms..

Wow....That's a great start
kindly drop your email
we should talk further
I need a team

Inspectahdeck:
I can see the intelligence in your write up. People that voted Buhari also thought about "the wellbeing of the country first".
Understand that everybody has the right to view or air their opinions. We are all right from the position we stand.

Well done sir

"Understand that everybody has the right to view or air their opinions". I can't agree less bro

We really need to stand with one VOICE

How Come nobody is talking about PALMOIL and OIL PALM PRODUCT BUSINESS..Op you can invest in this untapped goldmine. If you have a enough capital you could establish an oil mill where you can produce, extract and process Oil palm into Crude palm oil (CPO) and it's product...

Or you could be a bulk buyer. You buy in large quantity when it's relative cheap mostly between March- May and sell when it's scarce between SEPTEMBER - JANUARY. You ROI would be 150% or more.

With your 2.5M you could make 150-300% gain or even more annually..

Nigeria doesn't even produce enough palm oil to meet the demands of her market....With a solid business plan and excellent expertise you would no doubt attract wealth in no time..


Trust me when you're set buyers won't be a problem.. Before you go close eye open am your oil Don finish and you would be smiling home


Another livestock investment that yielding is PIGGERY FARMING.

Inspectahdeck:
Bitter truth

As a tribe, learn to align with other tribes to be politically relevant.

They purposely, made noise and intentionally voted for akitu therefore they lost the right to any position in the "tyrant, devil and dullard's government".

Next time you talk make sure you do that with intelligence.
So because they want to be politically relevant they should renforce failure and stagnation.
The decision of the Igbos in the just concluded election was out of love and progression. If Buhari had walk his campaign talk, and hadn't retard the country; causing pain, regret, loss ôf lives, negligence of citizenry plight, displeasure and grievances, don't you think the IGBOS would endorse him.

Let's forget about political relevance or party affliction and learn to place the wellbeing of the country first. That the only way we could/would progress....

We have a problem in this country, a very serious one...