₦airaland Forum

shortgun:
This will never happen here

IT WILL VERY VERY VERY SOON BY THE Grace of GOD ALMIGHTY JEHOVAH HIMSELF.
Let's try always to be positive. I know U are a critic; Try NOT to be a cynic; the end result is cryptic; ALL we have to do it still think.
PEACE. I'M OUT.

Essentials1:
I believe all these Nigerian celebrities should shut the fvck up.. They don't know a damn thing about the country they are in....

Look at Beyonce, Bill Gates, Warren Buffer and Rockefeller.. In fact look at Mark Zuckerberg a man who is worth more than 50bn and he promised to give half of his wealth during his lifetime....

Rockefeller the world richest man gave a lot to research and education... Look at Jackie Chan building school and giving thousands of people scholarships and also funding and participating in sports...

here we have Nigerian celebrities who only show off their wealth and make us feel poor.. Who show off their gold chains, cars and houses and still blame the government...

Psquare is worth more than $100m... which is over 30bn... and yet he still falls back to the government... Even in American celebrities and billionaires and entrerprenuers play a huge role in building the nation. With their charity organizations and giving...

And yet even this is what we have here in Nigeria...

Rich man is blaming government and even poor man is blaming government.. No one wants to give, unless it is for show

May Ur days be looooooooonnnnnnnng my broda and may wisdom be multiplied unto U a thousand fold.

piagetskinner:
spell cucumber.... kukumba

let me try:
kju-kju-m-bęř
hahahahahahahahahaha

nextprince:
Choi, cucumber has become a very expensive fruit

It is not just consumed as food, it has found more useful application among dem.

This state can enter into a trade agreement with those people from that side.

hahahahahahahahahaha.
hahahahahahahahahaha.

Thou art NAT see-ry-aus AT ALL AT ALL.

This people NO send US AT ALL.

Musa Musa Musa!!!
How many times I call U?

This Ur PAIN ain't NO GAIN dude! Watzu?

ollaxworld:
My Bae is more gorgeous

Guys, how many likes for me... today is my birthday

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ollax. WULLNP Bro with one million LIKES.

TINALETC3:
it's very obvious dat sleeping around is nt her destiny, she shud go face her books

instead na FACEBOOK She dey

cricifixo:
1k instead of 20k, make the olosho sell his 2 balls 10k each

SAVAGE.
hahahahahahahahahaha.
U got me cracking.
hahahahahahahahahaha

pocohantas:
The only Nigerian woman, who is hundred percent sure of her husband's location, at every given second...is a widow.

The worst thing about when men cheat is, they can't just fukc around in peace, tell the girl how men are polygamous in nature. They prefer to tell lies and denigrate their wives.

HONESTLY, U R 100% WRONG on ALL MEN being cheats. To the glory and by the grace of GOD I am beating my chest to this. There are several of US who cherishes, values and loves our spouses SO dearly THAN U can know.

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I've been MARRIED for over 5years now and I've NOT, WILL NEVER because I CAN NOT cheat on my wife.

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QUESTIONS:
Have I ever seen a more beautiful woman than my spouse? YES I have.
Is my wife perfect? NO she's not.
Do I face temptation from other women? YES, EVEN IN the Church.
And so on and so forth.

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Remember I mentioned Grace of GOD earlier and also, our commitment, determination and faith in ourselves IS WHAT goaded us ON.

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There are MEN my sister. IF U LOOK WELL/closely/carefully U'll find EVEN better ones than ME.


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GBAM!
It's unfair to believe that there are NO good guys in marriages. It hurts.

lathrowinger:
Ask Cownu

WHAT has he got to DO with this now

policy12:
Hmm I pray he return back alive.

AMEN to that Bro.

Nigeria which way



When will ALL this nonsense end

hahahahahahahahahaha. hahahahahahahahahaha.
This is a slay chair.

CollinsWeGlobe:
Since them announced the fee, i dey check the guy Instagram page everyday to see if Neymar will make a post or brag about it. i still dey check sha, because if na Davido HEAVEN & EARTH no go hear word again.

WORD.

my broda as in enh!

holatin:
OGA jayz, spirit of god wey dey my heart tell me say you dey nairaland

so I wan ask you for something.
shey you get 1 million dollar wey you no like anymore make you give me make i help you troway

SAVAGE.
hahahahahahahahahaha.


NO CHILL at all.
How much U O gi me if this Ur dream go come TRUE.
hahahahahahahahahaha

Maleeq:
"Taking" is not vandalization...

hahahahahahahahahaha.

Ne0w1zarD:


Chaiii!! All my years on Nairaland, this is my first FTC!!

For your information, I'm using Glo.. so never ever loose hope in life...

Also, Today is my birthday... Pls Nairalanders, show me love!

May matharoo booty fall on us o..

HAPPY BIRTHDAY Bros.
Wishing U thousand Matharoo buutie in Ur new year.

hahahahahahahahahaha.
WULLNP and unimaginable lifting ups and blessing.

This is STEALING not CORRUPTION.

PatriotTemidayo:
Hot combination.
Fayose: SE, SS, SW, Half of NC.
Atiku: The whole North.
Am I drunk? No!

NO. NOT AT ALL.


U SAID IT WELL.

Depreacherman:
hit like if you support this combination and share if otherwise

THE "LIKES' have it.









GBAM.


AND SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
IT
BE.

OgaBuhari:
Beautiful and hardworking igbo lady.
The lazy haters from the waste region won't learn from this nor find something meaningful to do with their lives.
they are busy eating amala and ewedu.

hahahahahahahahahaha.

SAVAGE!

PURE SAVAGE with no chill.

fafambo:
WATS DIS ONE SAYING? stop taking ijebu weed,u won't hear,now u SEE UR LIFE, WEE U KIP KWAYET!

hahahahahahahahahaha.
WORD.

TinaAnita:
APC has always been a divided party right from the formation of it..


There are many factions in APC

We have Tinubu's faction, Atiku's faction, Buhari's faction, Okorocha's faction, among other factions.

I laugh!

Political parties are normally built on factions, BUT the level of the sophistication of the insincerity of the APC is the problem.

methinks it's a matter of time for them to implode.

MasterKim:
Na today? Wich one we neva chop, abi make God heal us.
Dried oo, fried oo, smoked and even spoilt coconut sef

WORD Sir.
who fried or dry coconut epp.

Mathematics.

pocohantas:
Is pregnancy her only worry?

After having unprotected sex, some babes will take postinor2, alabukun, lime, alomo bitters, andrew livers salt...etc
Pregnancy: www.nairaland.com/attachments/5722163_5489808img20170607005156jpeg0ef0fb492e1e6a324602833882c0716e_jpeg_jpeg92ecfec4f86d8a857369c9b92a6f4df5

Nigerians fear pregnancy pass HIV, why?



LOL! Makes it look like pricks are detachable.
If only they were detachable. You just detach your man's dick and go with it when you wanna travel. They will still borrow their friend's own...endtime men!

Ur wickedness and presumptuous pontification no get part 2.

hahahahahahahahahaha.

decatalyst:
Don't be a prodigal son!

hahahahahahahahahaha.

I'm sure he'll be highly intrigued by the level of the sophistication of MEN and women in Computer Village and he'll be shell shocked on the insanity of our ideas for wasting our best brains.

He's having an experience he'll never be able to forget for the rest of his life.

optional1:
Casablanca Morocco
lolzz they don't have militant nah. Abi isis is now there

We are Socials NOT terrorists. hahahahahahahahahaha.

optional1:
aswear
sambisa is bae you need to come join us. The crew members of sambisa.

Naaaah! I rep the Casablanca bloc already.

LuckyWinner:
lol.. NCAN reporting live from Lagos branch

Code name: Ikay!

I repeat code name Ikay!

Over and out..

Roger that.

Over.