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GreenMavro:
she meant I came, He Cum and Conquered

hahahahahahahahahaha.
Ur mind dirty.

MrImole:
I commiserate with your parents!

My broda! Like U know wetin dey my mind.

It's a shame really.

sarrki:
Thank you my brother

HAPPY BIRTHDAY Bros.
Wishing U ALL the best things life has in store in JESUS name and also LLNP.

Fineman87:
See your life. Who is the good leader.

Bros enh! The thinking model of the average Nigerian IS warped and upside down.

Fineman87:
Did you say nice one. Gosh. Nigeria is doomed. A governor who should be building power plants to support national capacity is now dashing generators. Is the business of governance to dash generators? Does the police need power more than yourself? Do they need electricity more than SMEs. Gosh, i weep fir our collective stupidity.

We are doomed as a nation, i swear. Both the government and the governed are very useless.

HIGHLY useless and VERY HIGH.

The ones that ONLY screams WE WILL NOT take IT.


The ones that waits ONLY to add more MONEY to appropriation bills.


That ones that WILL and has NEVER passed any bills.
The ones that ONLY screams NAY NAY and STILL watches the AYES having IT.

Oche211:
smh for u.
I doubt if u are even a product of a good sperm...
Honestly, while reading some of ur comments, one will wish that a simple condom would have saved us all this stress.

hahahahahahahahahaha.
hahahahahahahahahaha.

SAVAGE. PURE SAVAGE but unfortunately U r NOT far from the truth

Originality007:
Akure my Akure

Ori e wa nbe.

dionysus7:
honestly of all religions, christianity is the least logical.
God creates humans that he set up to fail from the get-go. Humans fail, even though god set it up that way intentionally. The first family had two sons, so lineal incest is the only way to populate the world. The people piss off god so much that he drowns them all except for 1 family during the flood, leaving them to populate the entire world again through linear incest.

People still make him angry, so god inseminated his child so she can become pregnant with child. who is also god in flesh. God in the flesh walks around on earth for 33 years, and proclaims himself the son of himself. He then sacrificed himself to himself in order to satisfy himself with his grudge against humans.

God dies, but doesn't die because he is god. I guess its just a weekend trip. God comes back from the dead, walks around and says some sh1t for 40 days or so, until he ascended on the day of ascension to go sit next to his own right hand until the end of time, at which time he'll come back to earth to kill everybody who doesn't believe this story, which he has already chosen those who will believe before man was even created. Also that while he creates mankind in his own image for the purpose of having a relationship with him(narcissism just to be clear)the vast majority of said humans being predestined to eternal torment nonetheless.

Now we have Christians flogging imaginary devil who by the way is god's creation to Bleep sh1t up

Christianity is just flat out stup1d...a person would be a chronic slowpoke to take this story seriously

I'll pretend not to have read what U have written.
it's deep BUT inopportune

lomprico:
So the devil resides in their church?

SAVAGERY.

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
that is enh

ishowdotgmail:
Who fit link me up with the other girl wearing black. I don taya to dey live for one-room apartment

U expect say I go dey NL IF I fit link U to dt kind person

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Dablack1:
Liverpool will rule England Like this one day




neverwalkalone

Bros U think say we still get Hope?

GenBuhari:
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Boko what IPOD do they no do in the name of Igbo people, most Igbo people love One Nigeria and all Nigerians.

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GOD ALMIGHTY alone is the supreme leader of all and He is very jealous and doesn't SHARE His glory and even title.

CosmeticChemist:
Don't worry, God will hear your cry and give you another job....

BUT he has not been SENT packing now.

Vivly:
I hope you don't teach English Language to those innocent pupils

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
The peak of SAVAGERY.



BUT my thoughts exactly.

ishowdotgmail:
Wetin concern me

Am here to see the nude pics na


I know most people got disappointed like me on seeing those pics up there

Bros enh!
U can say that again and again.
too much disappointments.

funnynation:
New word has just been added in the dictionary
"Mayweather" :it means to beat up, to discipline

For e.g Liverpool Mayweathered Asernal



Ayam Mc Funnynation

AbjFinestMc

Nairaland official comedian

SAVAGE.

NO CHILL at all.
hahahahahahahahahaha.

His IS a GREAT destiny indeed JUST THAT I think there's MORE to WHAT WE KNOW AND See about OR ON this fight.




CONGRATULATIONS FMJr.

shamack:
Jollof rice wey no burn for under no dey sweet,,,,,,,shout to my ppl, that will leave the main rice n fight for the burnt pot

hahahahahahahahahaha.
hahahahahahahahahaha

GenBuhari:
not a surprise .

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neoOduduwa:
Ogunlesi really should have followed Kenneth Frazier's footstep to resign from Trump's cabinet. He was probably being used as a mannequin to keep Trump's black quota afloat.



As usual, the pigs and idiots of Kanu are here. Instead of using your energy to plan on how to avenge the thousands of yam-legged hairy women who were raped last year by Fulani herdsmen, you're here trolling a man wealthy enough to buy your entire erosion-ridden wasteland and turn it to a playground.

Flatinōs always making mouth, they threatened Fulani herdsmen online until the fight was brought to their doorstep.

Thousands were raped and killed in Enugu and they only ranted online.

Very weak cowards.

U wicked NO BE small.
hahahahahahahahahaha.
hahahahahahahahahaha

What kind of Rubbish IS THIS


OBJ agba awo.

NOT knowing WHAT to say, type or comment IS NEVER a crime.

MadCow1:
N'abania things loading..


This kind thing na to go beg your neighbour to hold the childrens till tomorrow afternoon because the battle wey wan occur for that house that night no be wetin small children suppose witness.

Na back to back mission/operation the Man go do.. Operation Crocodile smile style..

U SPOIL SPOIL SPOIL no be small.
hahahahahahahahahaha

Chizzyjoyce:
Why not just act like you didn't see this post and save all these Bullshits instead of publicly showing off baseless assertions..



People self. ##Ikegwuru

WORD my sister.
May Ur days be looooooooonnnnnnnng

shortgun:
This will never happen here

IT WILL VERY VERY VERY SOON BY THE Grace of GOD ALMIGHTY JEHOVAH HIMSELF.
Let's try always to be positive. I know U are a critic; Try NOT to be a cynic; the end result is cryptic; ALL we have to do it still think.
PEACE. I'M OUT.

Essentials1:
I believe all these Nigerian celebrities should shut the fvck up.. They don't know a damn thing about the country they are in....

Look at Beyonce, Bill Gates, Warren Buffer and Rockefeller.. In fact look at Mark Zuckerberg a man who is worth more than 50bn and he promised to give half of his wealth during his lifetime....

Rockefeller the world richest man gave a lot to research and education... Look at Jackie Chan building school and giving thousands of people scholarships and also funding and participating in sports...

here we have Nigerian celebrities who only show off their wealth and make us feel poor.. Who show off their gold chains, cars and houses and still blame the government...

Psquare is worth more than $100m... which is over 30bn... and yet he still falls back to the government... Even in American celebrities and billionaires and entrerprenuers play a huge role in building the nation. With their charity organizations and giving...

And yet even this is what we have here in Nigeria...

Rich man is blaming government and even poor man is blaming government.. No one wants to give, unless it is for show

May Ur days be looooooooonnnnnnnng my broda and may wisdom be multiplied unto U a thousand fold.

piagetskinner:
spell cucumber.... kukumba

let me try:
kju-kju-m-bęř
hahahahahahahahahaha

nextprince:
Choi, cucumber has become a very expensive fruit

It is not just consumed as food, it has found more useful application among dem.

This state can enter into a trade agreement with those people from that side.

hahahahahahahahahaha.
hahahahahahahahahaha.

Thou art NAT see-ry-aus AT ALL AT ALL.

This people NO send US AT ALL.