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hatbricker:
People often have misconception about us which judge the way they treat us in return....


Startin with me, I have a somewhat 'clueless innocent' look which make people think i must be a slow poke or something until they move closer to me and find otherwise.

Now over to you NLers, can you share your experiences here and how you have been able proved them wrong?

uanda:
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major466:
In a world growing with violence on a daily basis. The need for self protection becomes very paramount, especially for ladies who are usually vulnerable.
Below is a pictorial display of how ladies can defend themselves from possible violent attacks.

https://s5.postimg.org/q3jwg4o8n/1421664919736.jpg
Step 1. Stand your ground. Show no fear.
Step 2. Hold your position and lower yourself below the attacker's chin.
Step 3. Make a surprise thrust with your head on his jaw area. This will disorient him into confusion.
Step4. Consolidate and take advantage of the confusion on the attacker with a nice knee kick on his balls. This will make him lose control.
Step 5. Keep on the offensive by giving the attacker a knock on the back with your elbow.
Step 6. Triple it up with a kick on the attacker's heard as he skampars for breadth.
Step 7. This time your attacker falls on the ground gasping in pains, but don't let go yet. Give him a leg kick to prevent surprise offensive from the attacker.
Step 8. Now your attacker is completely subdued. You may finish him up with kick on his arms and back.

Disclaimer: This is advisable only in life threatening situation. Don't practice this on your husband.

hkidola00:
which of this number will you call first....if you happen to see the missed call and pls call me message of your debtor that has been owing you 1.2million for the past 10 month or the missed call and message from your sister that says "emergency,about your mum,pls call me" lol,so which would you call first......

olafunny:
Marriage, they say, is the union between a man and a woman. No string attached. But for our own personal interests, we have decided to set jamb-like oral questions for our partners to know thier worths. Definately, many ladies wouldnt go for a broke n*gga, CREAM (Cash Rules Everything Around Me). Many guys would also prefer a fresh guys-look-at-when-passing type of ladies. But be truthful to yourself, can you choose an illiterate as your life partner?

lurther:
1.She chats with you and call you:
If a lady does not call you or manages to reply your chats with 'ok', 'yeah', 'good', 'hmmmm'., run ooo. But if a woman calls you just to hear your voice and is always anticipating your chat messages, she is sure in love with you.

2. Inquisitive about your personal life.
If a woman loves you, she would want to know everything about you. Why would a woman who does not love you, ask about whom you are? If a woman is not interested in knowing anything about your personal life, then she has no single feelings for you, just run ooo.

3. She laughs at your stupid jokes:
But, if she laughs at every thing you say, you are winner.If a woman does not find your jokes funny, just run ooo.

4. She admires you often:
She always comment on how you look and is always positive about it, then she is in love. But, if she doesn't care about how you look, just run ooooo. When she makes it a norm to always smile at your looks, then she is in love. Even if you use the best perfume in the world, and she does not compliment you, then there is no feeling of her towards you. A woman in love will compliment the cheapest perfume the guy she loves uses.

5. If you’re with other girls she gets jealous:
She is the habit of always asking you ' who is that girl to you?'. Or If she sees you in a very close interaction with a girl and she begins to act up, she is in love. But, If a woman is not concerned about how many women you carry in a day, my brother run oooooo, she no send you.


6. She likes spending time with you:
It is not a big deal if she wants to meet you nearly everyday to spend some quality time with you. She can even be climbing your family house barb-wired fence to just to see you. But, if she is always giving excuses on why she cant make it repeatedly, lol, just run ooooo.


7. She touches you often:
Do you think it is only guys that do the touching? Once a woman is in love, touching you would be like her in heaven. That urge to always want to feel you and touch you will be so strong in her that she would sometimes unconsciously want to cling herself to you. But, if a woman sees you as repulsive, anytime, you are with her she is distant as if you have body odour, run ooooo.


8. She exposes the every single thing of her life:
Women are too emotional by nature. They are created to be so. If a girl begins to share her joys and pain with you. If she give you every detail of her life, like her past relationships, family issues e.t.c, they she is emotionally attached with you. But if a woman tells you, ' why are you asking me?' OR 'what is your business?', run oooo.


9. Staring at you and only you:
she’s is paying full attention on you. If her eyes are totally focused on you while conversation, then congrats bro, it clearly indicates that she is genuinely thinking about you. And she is actually on your radar, when she is licking her lips while deep-eye contact. But, if she is like , Oga, abeg be fast now, i have something else doing, without even a Gaze at you, sorry oooo.


10. She cares for you:
If she always ask about your day and how your day fared. If she ask about your change in mood, to inquire, if everything is fine with you, My brother, you are the king of her heart. But, if she sees you with a bandage and just say sorry and move on without asking what happened,just run ooooo.

This are conscious and and unconscious signs that a woman really loves you.

krall:
I want to use this opportunity to expose this evil I encountered just a few days ago. The reason why I post in this section is because this is where perverted brothers are being bred day and night. Think well and shine your eye before you follow that fine girl to her house and before you know it you will wake up naked tied to a stick inside one bush in calabar.
I don't know if its because of this forthcoming election but one has to be very careful especially this romance section boy looking for one way to catch woman or the other. Before you know it you will be the one inside the net.

This is how it happened, I just went to buy akara early in the morning that I will use for breakfast and was about coming back with my akara when a honda crosstour suv pulled over beside me. I minded my business and was about to leave going before I heard a horn as one fine voice said, "Good morning sir" and turned my head to look.
It was one very pretty young lady not up to 30 inside wearing an expensive suit and I wondered how she is so rich or maybe its her papa connection. She said she was looking for one olu obasanjo road like that and if I know direction. I was about to start explaining as it was not too far but the streets were somewhat confusing and it looked like she was in a hurry so she offered that I join her in the vehicle and lead the way.
I quickly dropped my akara and told the akara woman that I will collect it later. I had already started to plan me move on how to introduce my self as I jumped inside the car.

I don't know how it happened but before we reached the end of the street, I became dizzy and confused as I began consciousness.
I was fighting to keep myself awake, I had no strength in me. I couldn't even lift my hand as this young lady was speeding away. I also don't know how it happened but after like 30 mins and we had gone far I started begging her to release me that I won't tell anybody I know her, that I don't want to die. she just laughed and said "this one wey you never sleep yet, you strong ooo. Don't worry we will soon reach" as I heard that, strenght from no where surged into me and I punched her face, unlocked the door and threw myslef out of the car and landed hard on the pavement. She stopped and started reversing the car but when People on the road we were gathered to see what was happening, she just sped off as I kept pointing the car.
They carried me to a chemist where I later recovered and when I asked where I am they said am in calabar. No money on me except the akara change. I explained what happened and the people helped me to the park where they put me in a car to go back home.

If not that I was vigilant and refused to be shaken, I wonder what could have become of me.

deparagon:
Many Ladies are known to base their marital decisions on things
that will not
endure a life-time. These have led many of them into wrong
marriages and life time bondage. We need to
identify and deal with them:


1) HEIGHT: Every girl’s dream is to marry a tall, dark guy with a
baritone
voice, I wonder where they got the idea that tall guys are better
in marriage. Hey Girls, tall guys can give
you tall problems; it is not the height that matters but the depth
of the guy
in God and in character.


2) MUSCLE: Muscular and heavy looking guys are also
fortunate, they are
seen to be good suitors, and girls do say “they look manly” “they
look like
real men”. Sorry Girls, muscles do not make a real man,
character and ability
to shoulder responsibility do. A guy with muscle without
character will use
his muscles to deal with you and batter your beautiful face.


3) A WELL SET HOUSE:
A guy with a well set house is the dream of any girl any day.
Many girls will throw caution into the wind to grab a man who
have
a house with King size; beautiful Italian
Setter, micro wave oven, home theater, refrigerator, gas cooker,
Plasma TV,6 by 6 bed, well stuff Kitchen, Dining table, washing
machine, dish washers, split unit air conditioner etc is a dream
catch for
girls any day. Sorry girl, a well set house is good but it may be a
well set
trouble if the guy is not a man of character, manners or
discretion, he will make the house look like a prison yard for you.


4) FAT BANK ACCOUNT: Girls are fond
of trying to know how rich a guy is by checking the guy’s phones
for bank
alerts. They joyfully decide to marry a guy when they discover
the guy is
very rich with fat Bank balance. What a
mistake? They don’t want to know where the money is coming
from; they
don’t even want to know what the guy does for a living. What
concerns them
is the money that is available to be spent. Many girls ended up
finding
themselves entangled for life in this kind of situation, don’t base
your marriage on GREED, it won’t turn to
GREEN.


5) PLACE OF WORK:
Some of our girls are in the habit of making marital decision
base on the place a guy
works. You dare not talk of marriage to them if you are a
Teacher or civil
servant. You dare not propose them if you are working with a
small firm, or one man business. What an error?
Girls note that, that a guy works in ACCESS BANK does not
mean he will
give you ACCESS to his heart or peace
of mind. A guy that works in SHELL may put your life in a SHELL
forever,
you may not be the FIRST in the life of a guy that works in FIRST
BANK, a guy
that work in GUARANTEE TRUST BANK may not GUARANTEE
your future. He
may be working in NESTLE but not SETTLE you at home, So it is
not about
where he is working but about who is
working in Him, God or devil.


6) ROMANCE: A young lady said, “The guy is romantic, hot and
sexy, i will
marry him” Stop girl!!!!, Romance is not enough for marriage.
The truth is,
most so called romantic guys don’t remain like that after
wedding. Marry a
guy base on qualities that will endure, romance don’t last
forever, go and ask
married women.


7) TYPE OF CAR:
A whole lots of girls will be enticed by a guy driving a big
and expensive car. Some will not even go out with a guy that
does not have a
car. If you want to mess yourself as a guy, ride on a bike to go
and propose
to a lady, you will hear the story of your life. Ladies, a guy that
has a CAR
may not CARE for you, life is not about CAR, it is about marrying
somebody
that will CARE for your future.
AND: Most girls will readily marry anybody with US or UK
passports, Lots
of girls have destroyed their lives in the process of looking for
somebody
with a foreign passport to marry.


RICH PARENT: Children of Rich parents are easy target for
many young girls not because they are in
love with them, but they know they will have access to money
and connection. Many of these guys come
from rich are pompous, cocky, proud and will be terrible and
irresponsible
husbands and fathers tomorrow but girls will not care about
that, Most of
these girls do live to regret their wrong decision.
Don’t marry anybody just because the parents are rich, marry
the person for
who he is and the love you share together.

http://totalfamilylife.com/2014/10/12-wrong-things-girls-check-before-marrying-a-guy/

AINATOLULOPE:
http://www./apps/forums/topics/show/13107736-sex-in-the-church-top-nigerian-pastor-wife-caught-in-a-show-of-shame

ceo4eva:
http://www.thecable.ng/mend-wanted-assassinate-says-jonathan


http://dailypost.ng/2015/01/08/henry-okah-paid-kill-jonathan/

lalasticlala:
[/quote]Must GMB be voted in before he stops Boko Haram

lalasticlala post=29605826:

Must GMB be voted in before he stops Boko Haram[quote author=lalasticlala post=29605826]

Zulash:
https://9jaexclusive.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/OnlineDating1-300x212.jpg
Here are some reasons why online dating might actually be good for you.
1. It’s Easy
The most popular websites let you scan profiles right away. For example, Zoosk has a one-step sign up; just enter your email and you’re ready to go. You can fill out more profile information later when you’ve found someone interesting.
2. It’s Better Than Blind Dates
Yes, your friends mean well, but blind dates are rough. There’s pressure for the date to be successful. And, if there’s no spark, you end up feeling guilty about it. Online dating puts you in charge. If you’re not interested, you can move on easily without the hard feelings.
3. You Can Always Look Your Best
Online dating lets you always put your best foot forward. From your profile pictures to your email replies, you can plan a perfect first impression.
4. More Options
With so many singles to pick from, you’re more likely to find exactly what you want. Practice makes perfect, and online dating gives you the chance to meet and connect with lots of people, even if you’re stuck with a busy schedule.
5. Dodge Mismatches Right Away
End up on a date with someone you didn’t really like? Online dating lets you feel out potential partners first — even check them out on Facebook— before the actual first date. That way, when you do connect, you’ll have better odds of a successful outing.
6. Find Dates — Anytime, Anywhere
Bored at work? Waiting for friends? Most dating sites have phone apps, butZoosk’s dating app was voted #1 among users. It’s easy to use and lets you take online dating from desktop to mobile seamlessly.
7. Online Relationships Last
A recent study concluded that couples who met online are able to find true love. They also appear happier and have lower divorce rates than people who met through more traditional methods.

Read More at: http://9jaexclusive.net/read-reasons-try-online-dating/

Zulash:
https://9jaexclusive.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/OnlineDating1-300x212.jpg
Here are some reasons why online dating might actually be good for you.
1. It’s Easy
The most popular websites let you scan profiles right away. For example, Zoosk has a one-step sign up; just enter your email and you’re ready to go. You can fill out more profile information later when you’ve found someone interesting.
2. It’s Better Than Blind Dates
Yes, your friends mean well, but blind dates are rough. There’s pressure for the date to be successful. And, if there’s no spark, you end up feeling guilty about it. Online dating puts you in charge. If you’re not interested, you can move on easily without the hard feelings.
3. You Can Always Look Your Best
Online dating lets you always put your best foot forward. From your profile pictures to your email replies, you can plan a perfect first impression.
4. More Options
With so many singles to pick from, you’re more likely to find exactly what you want. Practice makes perfect, and online dating gives you the chance to meet and connect with lots of people, even if you’re stuck with a busy schedule.
5. Dodge Mismatches Right Away
End up on a date with someone you didn’t really like? Online dating lets you feel out potential partners first — even check them out on Facebook— before the actual first date. That way, when you do connect, you’ll have better odds of a successful outing.
6. Find Dates — Anytime, Anywhere
Bored at work? Waiting for friends? Most dating sites have phone apps, butZoosk’s dating app was voted #1 among users. It’s easy to use and lets you take online dating from desktop to mobile seamlessly.
7. Online Relationships Last
A recent study concluded that couples who met online are able to find true love. They also appear happier and have lower divorce rates than people who met through more traditional methods.

Read More at: http://9jaexclusive.net/read-reasons-try-online-dating/

retepmurt:
President Goodluck Jonathan’s younger sister, Mrs. Nancy Jonathan-Olei, is dead. According to a statement by the Special Adviser to the President on Media and Publicity, Dr. Reuben Abati, the deceased died on Sunday at a hospital in Yenagoa, Bayelsa State.She was said to have died during a brief illness.

The three-paragraphaph statement read,

“President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan announces with deep sorrow, the passing away of his beloved junior sister, Mrs. Nancy Jonathan-Olei.“Mrs. Jonathan-Olei passed away earlier today at a hospital in Yenagoa after a brief illness. She was 52 years old.“Burial arrangements will be announced later by the family.”


http://www.punchng.com/news/jonathan-loses-52-year-old-younger-sister/

Ishilove:
Source: http://www.stelladimokokorkus.com/2015/01/new-years-day-chronicles-of-blog.html?m=1

kahal29:
www.dailytrust.com.ng/daily/top-stories/43495-father-mbaka-says-jonathan-courts-corrupt-officials

montestic:
Sauce:http://pulse.ng/gist/super-woman-housewife-disarms-robbers-with-hot-water-id3379088.html

domwas2:
If u were working in a company as a contract staff & u saw another opportunity in a company to work as same contract staff on an MTN project which they will pay 5times d salary u earn at d present place what will u do?

To be specific Remember the MTN project is for a limited time 200k & d present place job is on as d company moving & managing with 40k...

What will be u stand, pls urgent thanks guys

alexdellafonte:
I love this,Nigerians should learn to live in peace with one another irrespective of ethnic or religious differences.

Source: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2014/12/muslim-youths-protect-christians-xmas-service-kaduna/

james669:
Sources:
http://www.thisdaylive.com/articles/fg-isis-in-nigeria-to-recruit-fighters/197555/

e reporter.com.ng/index.php/national-news/item/2406-fg-isis-in-nigeria-to-recruit-fighters

OlamiB:
Please what do I do to reduce it, I am a shy person and I don't feel comfortable when guys stare too much. It would have been better if they were just staring at me but no! Its my butt
I went to church today in long skirt and some brothers were still staring, the stupid people even had the gut to tell me I have big ukwu
I don't wear tight dress or gown just because I don't want it to be noticed, but I am fed up now how do I reduce it?

Thanks

montestic:
In a dramatic scene today, Nigerian policemen on patrol fled for their lives when a group of armed robbers stormed the Access Bank in Agbor, along old Lagos-Asaba road, Ika South Local Government Area of Delta State.

According to SaharaReporters, the suspects, numbering approximately seven and armed with sophisticated weapons, stormed the bank in a Toyota vehicle around 2 p.m., shooting into the air as customers and bank employees scampered for safety. The suspects allegedly killed a policeman said to be working with the bank.

Eyewitness accounts disclosed that the alleged thieves were eventually overpowered by the operatives of the Nigerian army on patrol in the area who also killed one of the suspects on the spot. But when the shooting was on, police on patrol took to their heels, driving off before the soldiers arrived.

A witness told SR:

"The robbers used their guns to force down the bank's door and in the process soldiers patrolling the area engaged the robbers, thereby killing one. On sighting the soldiers, [the suspects] started to run and the soldiers [pursued]. In the process, soldiers killed the driver. This made the car stop and they came out to escape. In the process, one of the robbers was also captured alive while the rest escaped."

At press time, Delta state Police Public Relations Officer (PPRO), DSP Celestina Kalu was unavailable. A police source, who asked for anonymity, confirmed the story but said the escaped members of the gang were already being pursued by the men of the command.


http://www.lailasblog.com/2014/12/photos-armed-robbers-storm-access-bank.html?m=1

chat2deen:
We need to keep celebrating these soldiers so that their deaths are not in vain and people remember that they were here and died trying to keep the rest of us safe. His name was Ayo Oloruntoba, a native of Ilorin. He was among the last troops killed in Adamawa state a few weeks ago. Rest in peace, Ayo!

http://lindaikeji..com/2014/12/another-falling-hero.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed:+/OqshX+(Welcome+to+Linda+Ikeji's+Blog)&m=1

mikron:
Various companies, individuals and parastatals from various sectors donated the sum during a fund raising dinner organized by the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) on Saturday, December 20 in Abuja.

President Goodluck Jonathan’s re-election campaign has received a N21.27 billion boost.

Various companies, individuals and parastatals from various sectors donated the sum during a fund raising dinner organized by the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) on Saturday, December 20 in Abuja.

Read the list of all who made donations below:

Tunde Ayeni - N2 billion

Oil and Gas sector - N5 billion

Real Estate and Building - N4 billion

Transport and Aviation - N1 billion

Food and Agriculture - N500 million
Power - N500m

Construction - N310 million

Road Construction - N250m

National Automotive Association - N450 million

Shelter Development Limited - N250 million

Friends of Jerry Gana - N5 billion

PDP Governors Forum - N1.05billion

21 PDP governors - N50 million each

SIFAX Group - N100 million

PDP stakeholders in Rivers State - N50m.

15 states on the board of the Niger Delta Development Commission - N15 million.

Some private individuals also gave donations while the Chief Fund Raiser and Chairman of the Dangote Group, Aliko Dangote, who was out of the country, assured that he would personally see the National Chairman of the PDP, Adamu Mu’Azu, to offer his support.

http://pulse.ng/politics/gej-2015-these-are-the-people-who-contributed-n21-27bn-for-jonathan-s-campaign-id3362917.html

lalasticlala:
In an industry filled with scandals, husband snatching, sexual promiscuity, and reckless life styles, it's worthy to note that some few actresses still conduct themselves in a decent manner.

Controversies and scandals are parts of the entertainment industry. The fact that an actress doesn't have scandals today, doesn't mean she may not have tomorrow.

Here is a list of top Nollywood actresses with little or no scandals.

1 DAKORE EGBUSON-AKANDE
Dakore has never been associated with any scandal even when she was single. The only man that was always seen with her then was her husband who was her fiance then. Dakore has been able to create a positive image for herself.

2 CHIOMA CHUKWUKA-AKPOTA
Chioma has a good girl image. She is a born again too. Chioma is scandal free. The only time she attracted much press attention was at the maiden edition of the Gulder Ultimate Search- Celebrity Edition, where some fans bashed her for her attitude towards Muma G, and also when she was reported to have engaged in war of words with one journalist in an aircraft after one of the editions of AMAA held in Bayelsa. Though, AY later defended the actress.

3 SOLA ASEDEKO
Sola is another Yoruba actress with little or no scandals.

4 DAMILOLA ADEGBITE
The Tinsel star actress is scandal free. She has been able to carry herself well despite her beauty. Although some people questioned why she allowed herself to be impregnated by a Ghanaian actor without being properly married, but that didn't generate any scandal.

5 RITA DOMINIC
Rita has a positive image for herself. Rita conducts herself in a decent manner and as such has been able to stay off scandals.

6 KATE HENSHAW.
Kate has no scandals. Even her separation from her British ex hubby didn't generate scandals.

7 UFUOMA EJINOBOR
Ufuoma hasn't been associated with any scandal. The only time she had little negative press was when she had a problem with the convoy of a top politician in Lagos.

8 STEPHANIE OKEREKE-LINUS
The very stunning actress has been without scandals for years now. She only got some little scandal when she filed for divorce against her ex, Iloanusi, and when she was rumoured to have had a little misunderstanding with co actress, Genevieve Nnaji over access to the presidency.
Of course that could have been a hoax.

9 OMONI OBOLI
Omoni has less or no scandal. The only time she had little scandal was when her name was allegedly mentioned in the adulterous mess of Ruke Amata's wife.

10 DORIS SIMEON
Pretty Doris has little scandals. She had little scandal following her separation from hubby, Daniel, in which she was indicted in a leaked email. But Doris has a good heart as she was able to handle her divorce maturely without running down her ex hubby and Stella Damasus, who was alleged to have caused the separation.

11 OMOTOLA JOLADE EKEINDE
Omotola is not seen any how at events. She rarely makes public appearances and that has helped her image. Omotola has less scandals to her name.
She had scandals just twice. First was when she featured featured in the film "The Prostitute" where she was said to had gone Unclad as her bosoms were shown in the film. It caused much controversies then but Omotola defended herself and said they used another lady to act that particular part. Her hubby was behind her and defended her too.
Then came another scandal that she went to meet one Wale in London, who was her lover.
But the said Wale later turned out to be her cousin as the actress said.

12 NGOZI EZEONU
Ngozi has been off scandals for years. The only time she had little scandal was when she was alleged to have had problems in her marriage.

13 QUEEN NWOKOYE
Queen hasn't been associated with any scandal in the industry.

14 MARY REMMY-NJOKU

The pretty actress married to Iroko TV boss, Jason Njoku is another scandal free actress.


Written By: lalasticlala


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