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Literature › Re: My Complicated Love Story With My School Mum by linpok: 10:07am On Nov 23, 2013

360prince: .

Menn i dont have any girlfriend oh.
I was heart broken just Because i showed a girl how much i loved her, i respected her, i cared for her and she did something that provoke me. Now she is planning to reconcile but i dont think i can accept her.
Am gonna write story on it.

No tell me say na d same thing wey hapn to Affable do u too o?

Romance › Re: the beauty of nairaland women (reloaded) by linpok: 9:53am On Nov 23, 2013

fidinwala: @ linpok
you don't expect a girl to just say yes when you talk to her, she will more likely tell you that she's taken just like lorretta did. it therefore beckons on you to make further steps that will show truthfully if you have feelings for her.
if you've made moves on ladies you will understand better what I am saying. so @ linpok it is not LUST.

Oh yeah! You quite right buh not exactly,I guess I didn't look at it from your own perspective initially.am sorry about that buddy.I hope something good comes outta this for you though.

Forum Games › Re: Truth Or Dare by linpok: 9:38am On Nov 23, 2013

Mondisweets: which alternative?

I may go for d bigger fish outside grin

Forum Games › Re: Truth Or Dare by linpok: 7:54am On Nov 23, 2013

Mondisweets: by the time she even becomes legal u will require viagra to do anything

CSL!!! Viagra ke! Stop am o...I can try d alternative sha wink

Forum Games › Re: Truth Or Dare by linpok: 7:16am On Nov 23, 2013

Yusphull: Wah will yu do if yu are stalk in a room wiv a prostitute and the gurl is in the mood?..

NB: you r a V oooOoo

Lol!!! Oboy u don waka oo grin

T or D

Education › Re: Irrelevant Punishments You Gave To Your Juniors Back In School by linpok: 6:36am On Nov 23, 2013*

HMmm...BackTheN grin

.
Leme mention just a few of wat I did bak den..
=>flogged a J-Guy at d back of his hand with my leather belt for eavesdropping while I was apolizin to my babe..(D dude was laffin,dat was how I caught him)

=>askd a junior to push d water flowin in d skul gutter back frm its source for pushin me while playin wit his mate.d guy cry no b smal

=>I tot I was d onli senior wit a particular type of palm slippers in d entire skul afta I don package lie giv my guys say na customised slippers(bought it frm yaba market o), not until I saw one J-guy wit same slippers as mine bouncing(ss2)..oboy I no look face o,I waka go I'm bak com Daze am beta slap fr neck wey mak d guy fall fr ground..I colect am sharpli+he did my laundry for a week.

=>I remember seizing d entire sunday food for my tabl (bak den it was a senior to evry juniors table) because dey didn't kip my saturdai nyt food fr me,nd its always egg+bread fr break fast,rice+chicken fr lunch nd spaghetti for dinner..dem no born dem we'll to report bt e pain dem cos J-guys no dey use sundai food play at all,bt who r u to questn me

=>anoda tym was wen u used electricity to shock som ss1 wannabe big boy students..it was bfr wake up on a saturdai since its always an environmental day,so once u hear d bangin of d doors ur brain need not tel u again dat its time..so my guys nd I waited till about 30mins bfr wake,so one went to switch off d light while d other connectd d wire nd touched d bunk bed(d bunks were touchin each other).den we later switched on d light den banged on dia door so in d process of hoppin outta dis sleep majority of dem were shocked nd started screamin,na I'm we turn am Off use dat opportuinity beat d livin daylights outta dem cos it wasn't wake up yet

#I Don Repent.
#I Went To a State School before Moving to a Federal school,so I saw hell#

Education › Re: Irrelevant Punishments You Gave To Your Juniors Back In School by linpok: 5:49am On Nov 23, 2013

GentleMimi: Anyway,back to the topic.My sec school na one kain ajebo school(the only ajebo fed school in Yaba,Lagos) before u bully person,just make sure sey no be one kain senator or minister pikin u dey bully sha.Those days were crazy! I was very petit in school(still am) but i never bullied anyone.But woe betide any junior girl who crossed my path in dorm(we all wore the same day wear)........i was notorious for my punishments,though they were rare.

#LWKM..I rememba when we use to scale fence just to go see some chikala's for una school on sundays backden.
E don tey o..

Literature › Re: My Complicated Love Story With My School Mum by linpok: 5:01am On Nov 23, 2013

bosslife850: I'm 26 a smart average body, good looking, fun guy, a final year student of electrical electronics engineering.
I'm a simple person so i hate drama i love to travel hangout with friends cook listen to music watch movies and i love the internet.
I am here to date a with a woman older than me because they are more understanding caring and matured.
If you know you are above 32 and you would like to hangout with me please do not hesitate to contact me, do not be shy okay. Please you should go straight to the point when contacting okay.
You can call text or add me on bbm... 08065099377, 08167950172, 21CAD793.. Any location in Nigeria.

I'd like to help u out,which way did u come in cos if u had anoda brain it would b lonely.

Literature › Re: My Complicated Love Story With My School Mum by linpok: 4:36am On Nov 23, 2013

360prince: . Linpok were don sleep

U see wetin I tell u abi,,,Jovanna no fall my hand tongue

Literature › Re: My Complicated Love Story With My School Mum by linpok: 4:34am On Nov 23, 2013

Jovanna: Linpok d guy yaff update oya cum o

*ogigbigigbigigbi* in papa ajasco's voice grin

..ori mi iyaff scatter.

#U r bester than d best jurr@JOVANNA

Forum Games › Re: Truth Or Dare by linpok: 4:28am On Nov 23, 2013

Yusphull: The nastiest tin hav ever done in sex was hanging the gurl leg on her shoulder (back down) while I cruz in and out faster and the poor gurl was suffering n smiling...
**covers face**

T or D

Chai!!!!! Dis guy u wild oo grin

Forum Games › Re: Truth Or Dare by linpok: 4:26am On Nov 23, 2013

Mondisweets: wen she is old enough

Ah! Mondi u knw my family likey ur daura,so biko mak it fasta..menopause go soon knock nau wink

Romance › Re: the beauty of nairaland women (reloaded) by linpok: 3:59am On Nov 23, 2013*

Whrz my inlaw o?

Romance › Re: the beauty of nairaland women (reloaded) by linpok: 3:57am On Nov 23, 2013

fidinwala: you're 2 charming to be left in the hands of some1 that could break it some day.
dont you think so?
come on beauty think, I known you got the Brain.

#LTIC....guy dat is "Lust" not love anymore

Forum Games › Re: Truth Or Dare by linpok: 9:06pm On Nov 22, 2013

Yusphull: You r a virgin so yu r nt permitted to ask this kind of question.

So na onli non-virgins u dey do wit abi wink

Travel › Re: Desirable Areas To Live In Lagos by linpok: 7:47pm On Nov 22, 2013

planetuzor: WHERE IS [size=20pt]VGC[/size] ON THE LIST

abeg help me ask am o! VGC has all u've written so far,so I wonder why it didn't mak d list...
Mayb d OP has a beta explanation for that.

Technology Market › Re: **PHONE SWAP CENTRE**SWAP IT NOW!!! pin:265DA560 or 08033923897 by linpok: 5:16pm On Nov 22, 2013

funkeyuche: bro i gat work doin xo sis1.5 is a charge just dnt wn to dash my il sis a bod3 cos she is too sma for it

We'll I also wana giv it out as a gfit to ma cousin.so how much if I wana buy?

Literature › Re: My Complicated Love Story With My School Mum by linpok: 3:16pm On Nov 22, 2013

360prince: .
Okay. I go send them come, if only they go gree

Dem go gree we'll we'll grin

Literature › Re: My Complicated Love Story With My School Mum by linpok: 3:09pm On Nov 22, 2013

Jovanna: se i be messenger ni?

Haba! Shey u wan fall my hand ni lipsrsealed

Literature › Re: My Complicated Love Story With My School Mum by linpok: 3:00pm On Nov 22, 2013

360prince: .

You are save oh. Hmmm thanks for coming back my guy.

LINPOK pls gather everyone to sing the national anthem for my guy.

Jovanna or flicky must call me bfr una go hear my angelic voice again tongue

Literature › Re: My Complicated Love Story With My School Mum by linpok: 2:46pm On Nov 22, 2013

360prince: .

Linpok, i don personally call you myself.

I no trust you oh. So he i should send jovanna and flicky to call you, you might physically look them so sexually (PSquare remix version )

I say jovanna or flicky not u cheesy

;

Literature › Re: My Complicated Love Story With My School Mum by linpok: 11:22am On Nov 22, 2013

walahi! How I go dey wait for update lik dis nau....inshort

▶#Unfollows Thread◀

Send Jovanna or Flicky to call me once u r ready to update.

Technology Market › Re: **PHONE SWAP CENTRE**SWAP IT NOW!!! pin:265DA560 or 08033923897 by linpok: 10:20am On Nov 22, 2013

funkeyuche: bro nah d best offer b dat

Guy na festive season b dis o...Deal or no Deal?

Literature › Re: STORY: Babe In Total Control by linpok: 10:17am On Nov 22, 2013

hardie14: CHISTAR! CHISTAR!! CHISTAR!!! Hw many tyms did I call ur name? Kemmystry n her fb group ar @ it again. Sum guy by name stephen osaji is postin dis story on d page n claimin 2 b d writer. Though av warned dem buh sumfin as 2 b done fast cos e b lyk say kemmystry lyk ur stories die. 1st twas my complicated luv story nw dis. A word is enough 4 d wise

I tink d page belongs to Chistar..not sure tho

Literature › Re: The Preacher's Son II: The Other Side Of Life!!! by linpok: 9:05am On Nov 22, 2013

eyezik3: send me an email..linpok

Done..kindli repli leme see

Literature › Re: The Preacher's Son II: The Other Side Of Life!!! by linpok: 8:48am On Nov 22, 2013

eyezik3: sexy sapphire, when u reply the person d person will send msg back to you...that msg u are seeing is jst a link i av sent u a msg and i want u to reply via email so dat i can teach you.

Had d sam issue

Forum Games › Re: Truth Or Dare by linpok: 7:46am On Nov 22, 2013

Yusphull: Huh ?? Yu kidding me right, so mondi don born
That means yu r on a long thing....

T

Iyaf pay bride prize tey tey o!! grin

I wee disvrgin wit her..

can ur gurl twerk?

Forum Games › Re: Truth Or Dare by linpok: 7:44am On Nov 22, 2013

Mondisweets: i dey o. How is ur son? My future son in law

My son is good,BTw wen wil u giv her out nau,,tym no dey again o

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