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Food / Cook Like A Pro With These Great Tips by liohan: 9:14pm On Sep 06, 2016
The economy is going on a recession, unfortunately our stomachs is not on a reccession. How then do we cook great meal whilst on a budget?
The following tips would help you to create great dishes that would make lalasticlala wonder how you did it.
#1- Preparation The first thing for you to do before any cooking is to prepare and plan ahead of time- write down what you will do by breaking the task into bits e.g slice vegetable
#2 Store things in the right place Your kitchen is not a shrine, keep things properly. E.g Keep spices in a cool place so they could retain their flavour and not become grasses when using them
#3 Brine or Marinate Meat and Fish To get the full flavour from your meat and fish, soak it inside highly salted water for almost an hour. But if you got no time you could consider using citrus instead.
#4 Read Recipe Try to travel without a map or guide and you'll end up in Sambissa forest, that's also what you get when cooking without a recipe
#5 Use sharp knives If you have never been frustrated with a blunt knife before don't try to experience it cos the story won't be funny
#6 Timing It's the order at which you put the neccessary ingredients that determine how delicious the food would be. For example it is wrong to add vegetable before meat when cooking.
#7 Trust your guts You will never be a great cook when you follow the cookbok like the Bible. Improvise different styles and timing so as to get better.
#8 There is time for everything One way to ruin your cooking journey is to try a new style of cooking when you are cooking for others. Cook what you know so you don't end up presenting sacrifice to the guest.
Season Throughout when cooking Apart from baking or steaming you have a great chance of adding seasoning to the cooking. This works as it helps you to taste the food and know what direction the cooking is going.

Liohan has cooked almost a thousand dishes with some inconclusive and his first ever that have more oil than water.

#Feel free to add yours
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Comedy Video Help by liohan: 8:03pm On Aug 22, 2016
Jonart247:

Meaning?
He was trying to say I shouldn'y limit myself. But the issue is if I got to stuffs I won't come here in the first place
Art, Graphics & Video / Comedy Video Help by liohan: 9:38am On Aug 22, 2016
Hello Fellow Nairalanders,
I have a short comedy idea which I had already scripted it but since I don't have the neccessary equipments or fund neccessary to shoot it, it might be one of those wasted ideas.
I would like to partner with anyone in bringing this short comedy to life. There is also the option of giving full right to the script for a small price which in that case I would send a non-disclosure.
If interested please comment below.

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Politics / Re: I Have Lost Faith In This Government by liohan: 10:20am On Aug 11, 2016
Progressive01:
Okay, president Buhari "has no idea what to do", agreed. Now, my question is: kindly suggest one thing he could do to pull us out of the doldrums.

Recession of this nature where your reserve has been drastically depleted and your major forex earner has lost over 50%
of its value is most difficult to surmount.

If you wanna diversify, where do you get the money to do so (remember you need forex to import the equipment for this since they aren't produced locally)?? You wanna export more of your nearly useless forex earner so you can start taking steps towards diversification and some criminals literally make that impossible.

I'm glad you admitted Jonathan wasn't an option no matter what.
You clearly did not read what you posted...
Funding? What happened to the Trillions recovered from looters?
I will only take you (omenka) serious when you say things devoid of sentiments

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Politics / Re: Budget Padding: Jibrin Releases Documents, Implicates More Rep Members [see Full by liohan: 1:16pm On Aug 01, 2016
nevilbot:



Guy stop being an hater and follow the news. Even me wey no reside in naija know that Buhari has ordered the inspector general of police to begin immediate investigation into d matter. It was news on channels TV since last night. Wat else do u want him to do? To go flog dogara out of d chambers himself?
Haba! Nobody ask you where u dey, you come still for your hand... na police dey investigate corruption case for Naija?
Politics / Re: Budget Padding: Jibrin Releases Documents, Implicates More Rep Members [see Full by liohan: 1:11pm On Aug 01, 2016
tunderay:
When exactly will you grow up? So Buhari have to speak up on everything that happened because he's the President? And I know people like you will be the one to shout blue murder if he interfere.

What then are you trying to say? If it was during "clueless" GEJ you would have been ranting
hypocrite continue...
Politics / Re: PDP National Convention And The Future Of Nigeria Youths by liohan: 9:58pm On Jul 27, 2016
madridguy:
PDP is DEAD, no convention will bring back the satanic party alive.

APC ti take over. grin
Guy why? If you no like pdp you no go go roll tyre? Abeg shift
Literature/Writing Ads / Re: I Need A Good And A Born Writer by liohan: 3:28pm On Jun 30, 2016
You don't post without giving full details. What is your email or phone? Please make it clear
Education / Re: 3 Reasons Nigeria Universities Lag Behind by liohan: 2:49pm On Jun 30, 2016
Hello, that was what my first point was all about...
Education / 3 Reasons Nigeria Universities Lag Behind by liohan: 2:25pm On Jun 30, 2016
Sometime ago, I saw a post which compared the universities in Nigeria to it's US counterpart (in pictures) and I was left in wonder to the various replies that the post got.
In lieu of this, I'm writing this short write-up on three observations I made as to why Nigerian Universities are way behind their foreign counterparts.
[b] - You learn everything in school [b]
The major problem I have seen so far in school is when coursemates keep complaining that a lecturer didn't cover his course outline. Mehn! This is university not secondary school that a teacher would teach you everything.
Most of us easily forget that great men like Gate, Jobs, Edison, Einstein didn't learn all what they knew from one department or university. A university is a place of higher learning where it is expected that you crossbreed your knowledge with tutors and students of your university. It is also expected that you do private research and if you are able to visit other universities do so.
[b] - The lecturers are half-baked [b]
After graduation and long frustrated years of looking for job, the Nigerian graduate finally succumbs to the job he detest the most: Lecturing. Although it's not easy to get a lecturing job in top Nigerian universities but it's a lot easier if you had a First Class. The question is: how many FIRST CLASS know well about tutoring?
Mind you some get into the job to add the working experience (One year university lecturing) to their CVs, that is why you see the rate of blocking, cheating, sexual favours in return for good grades increasing. But it all boils down to this:
[b] -Our secondary schools are total crap [b]
This is the biggest cause of the Nigeria's tertiary institutional problems: the FOUNDATION. Our secondary school has finally succeeded in making rubbish of bright Nigeria students. The thing here is you don't expect someone who don't have the neccessary secondary background to perform well in tertiary institutions. It is these guys that can do anything to pass: joining cults, blocking, become sex machines, anything you can name just to pass.
These issues if corrected will go a long way in improving the standards of our universities. Shalom!
Literature / Re: When The Dumb Speaks by liohan: 2:21pm On Mar 19, 2016
The chief of the palace guards waved to Ero who in company of Aifuwa and Idomwina stood aside from the others and spoke in low tones.
A curtain was opened and the delegates all stood up but they were directed to the main palace room where they all sat.
'Kabîosi' The king most senior attendant said waving his horsetail as the king walked into the palace with two guards on his both sides.
'Ero!' the king said
'Kabîosi' Ero and the delegates said prostrating on the ground
'You are welcome' king Oduduwa said 'Ero this one you came with these people, hope you are not here for my daughter?
Because I'm not giving her to you' he added as everyone burst out laughing
'Give them wine to drink' the king tokd the attendants
The maidens served wines to all the delegates with a calabash except for the Elders who they served with lion's skin tightly stretched in a cylinder shape.
'You must be hungry' the king said
'Nobody comes to my palace hungry'
'Serve them good food' he said pullig his robes to his sides
The delegates ate to their fill, Ero was impressed with the way the servant co-ordinated themselves. 'Do the king know why they came' he thought or is he using foresight Ero couldn't tell.
'So why are you here' the king voice switched to a mild baritone which woke Ero from his thought.
'Khhhm... Uhm' Ero cleared his throat 'Long live the king'
'Ise!' the delegates said
'Oh king! When a sheep is lost, it needs it's shepherd to direct it home. A tender chicken needs to be shown it's house before it can decide for itself'
'True' the king said nodding his head
'A hunter never goes to the forest without learning form the masters except he wants to explain to lions how he got bitten by a goat'
'Ero, you are confusing me. What do you want' the king said
'When a child starts to stand, he needs his parents support to make him stand on his feet unless he wants to fall down, we are your children and we need you to give us your support'
'I don't remember when I gave birth to you or any of these gentlemen here. Get clearer, Ero'
'Kabiyesi, our people are suffering, our land is in chaos we are even forced to pay for fetching water from our stream that mother nature has given us freely'
'What am I supposed to do? Fight wars against your invaders?'
'No kabiyesi it's more than that. We need a leader'
'No!' Oduduwa thundered
'I would not leave my palace here and go to Igodomigodo'
'Please! Kabiyesi' the delegates prostrated
'You want me to include Igodomigodo as part of Ife and rule?'
'Yes'
The king stood up walked a pace and two looked around, raise his flowing robe with his left hand, then stop suddenly and went to his throne and starts nodding his head.
'You want me to rule you' he muttered
The delegates looked at each other without saying a word.
'I can't' he said breaking the silence
'What about if we pray you, your son?'
'My son?' he asked
'Yes kabiyesi'
'None of my son can rule a kingdom like Igodomigodo and besides all of them except the youngest one are not with me in the palace'
'The youngest?' Ero said
'Yes he is just a growing man, not sure he can lead a street now'
'Kabiyesi, let him come and help us we'll treat him well' Ero said
'In that case. I'll think about it. The palace guards will lead you to a chamber where you can rest. Come back tomorrow morning' he said

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Literature / Re: When The Dumb Speaks by liohan: 7:36am On Mar 19, 2016
When the company of the Igodomigodo delegates arrived at the eastern gate of Ife. They were welcomed by the guards who escorted them to the palace. 'Save for the Elders dressing, the delegates were like the Moor who invaded the Noks but they might be rich people' one guard said to his companion.
The delegates were amazed at the pattern of building in Ife which made them to respect this king the more, they believed their country would soon have when the great king's son became their king. The strets are one of the best they have ever seen even eclipsing the best description that they ever heard.
It was another suspense when they got to the palace. The polished red mud wall shone brighter than moonlight, it was a beauty to behold. Two ferocious guards with wide chests stood at the entrance of the palace which had an antelope skull on the left side and a lion skull on the right side.
'Go in' the palace guards to the delegates whose mouth were agape with the sight they just saw.
Slowly and carefully, they moved into the palace. There was no discussion as everyone was silent so as not to disturb the serenity of the palace.
'Eroo!' someone shouted
'Oyewole' Ero said almost jumping on his feet, he wanted to meet with him but he remembered he was with others, so he motioned to Oyewole that he will meet him later. However, one of the palace guards said the king was busy and would be free in some hours so the delegates should be in the waiting room before he comes in.
Having gotten an ample chance to meet with Oyewole, Ero seized it immediately.
'Old cat, you are here' Oyewole said
'The antelope that gave the lion a hot pursuit. I greet you!' Ero said
'It's been long time since we met, how are you doing?'
'I'm doing well'
'Who are those people with you? Have you come to marry one of the king's daughter?'
'No, it's not about me and beside I don't fancy women again'
'Hahaha' Oyewole burst out laughing.
'You! Don't fancy women, don't say that again. Oyewole said with a smile on his face
'Then why are you here?'
'It would be better not to spill the beans out of the bag now. You will hear once we meet the king'
'Is it a serious issue?' Oyewole said shifting close to Ero
'Yes it is a serious one, infact very serious' Ero said
'Okay, hope you brought some gift for me?'
'After we are through. Let me join the others before it's too late' Ero said adjusting his wrapper on his waist and went to the sit in the waiting room.

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Literature / Re: When The Dumb Speaks by liohan: 6:38am On Mar 19, 2016
'I was told by some folks who saw you people that you are on this way and my thought is that either you or Ero will be with them so I have to catch up with you' Idomwina said
'You forgot us for years even without sending any message, is that how to do it' Ero said with an indifferent face
'See, my brother! It's my wife people. They made me chief of their community after her father died and since then I've not been able to move like before'
'Ehn ehen, we have heard you' Ero said
'So what are you going to do in Ife?'
'You know before you left, there was a power tussle between Agbonayimwan and the Big Three'
Ero said
'Yes. I know when we have to run out of our house every day and return in the night'
'No, I didn't run with you'
'Ehn, I didn't say you. We all know you're an old cat'
'So, after the Big Three finally agreed to allow Agbonayimwan to lead, they started using him as puppet but it reached a stage where he couldn't be controlled anymore...'
'And Agbonayimwan was dethroned' Aifuwa added
'By the Big Three?' Idomwina asked
'No, they conspired and dropped a forbidden thing in his palace which made him to lose the people's support' Ero said
'You don't mean it!'
'So the Elder decided to intervene by ruling for the interim but we also lost the people's respect when Asemota forcefully collected another man's wife'
'hmmm' Idomwina sighed with his bald head dropping down in a submissive way
'I will go with you. Let me do this for the soil of my birth' Idomwina finally said 'I will only send a message to my in-laws and be with you'
The next morning when they were preparing to leave. Ero called everyone together and charged everyone to be of good behaviour. The young men, he told not not cause trouble. The slaves, to behave like princes. Because, the plan would be jeopadised if anyone misbehaves.
The slaves were all given good robes to put on and they all cut their hair and beards which made them attractive like suitors from the city of Baghdad.
Literature / Re: When The Dumb Speaks by liohan: 11:14pm On Mar 18, 2016
'It's been a long walk from Benin' one of the young men said
The servants carrying the gifts to present to the king of Ife were stopped by the guards guarding the territory round Ife. Ero and Aifuwa went to the guards and starts explaining to the guards about their mission and what they carried along. After an unsuccessful attempt to agree with them, the guards did check the items. When the guards saw the gift items they allowed them to go albeit with three guards leading them.
'We'll make sure you are safe' one of the guards said
'Are we going to prison?' one of the young men of Igodomigodo asked
'No, but let's get to the king first. He'll give his verdict'
The young men looked at each other and started to speak in low tones. They were amazed at the size of the kingdom, even after walking for a long time they still have not gotten to the capital town.
It was almost evening when they got to one small town, on getting there the guards met with the keepers of the village and discussed with them to make sure the visitors are comfortable and well kept.
'We'll be going to join the others at the post, the keepers will make you comfortable' one of the guards told Aifuwa
'We'll try our best to cooperate with them' Aifuwa told the guards
After eating their meal and taking their bath that night. Ero met with Aifuwa to plan on their next line of action since they were very close to Ife.
'We'll present the gift first' Aifuwa said
'You remember I used to visit Ife when I was younger?' Ero said
'Yes. You always brought fishes along with you. Those fishes were really delicious'
'Those period, I used to visit the king while he was much younger'
'Okay'
'You know he liked seeing me around his palace often'
'Yes. What about it?'
'It's about everything. The king doesn't like gifts'
'Why?'
'He said gifts do corrupt people'
'Why didn't you say this in Igodomigodo?'
'Because I want us to have a king'
'Okay you'll talk to him since you closer to him than us'
Ero left the room with one of the big wrappers and went outside the building under the moonlight. Suddenly, he saw the silhoutte of a man coming towards him. Ero quickly hid behind the building, he took care to avoid his shadow from being seen by the approaching figure.
Grabbing the impostor by the right arm, Ero pulled the man towards himself and burst out laughing.
'So it's you'
'Old cat, you have not changed' the man said
'Aifuwa is inside. Let's meet him' Ero said
On seeing him Aifuwa nearly screamed 'Idomwina! What are you doing here?'
Politics / Re: Benin City, The Mighty Medieval Capital Now Lost Without Trace by liohan: 10:25pm On Mar 18, 2016
truthspeaks:
Not jst Benin city, Do we even value our country's history as a whole? I wonder if history of nig is still being taught in skuls not to talk of d preservation of certain artefacts. Countries find inspiration n hope in their history n I pray nig is nt any difft
I'm trying to do that in one literature thread
Literature / Re: When The Dumb Speaks by liohan: 10:14pm On Mar 17, 2016
News filtered round Igodomigodo that a new king would be installed soon. Most of the citizenry were happy, while some others mocked the Elders 'Can anything good come from those old stooge' they said. Some of the citizens donated food items so that those going on the mission would have something to eat, still others gave cowries, beads, bronze articles to the Elders so that everything would be in place.
For the delegates that would be sent to Ife. Ero and Aifuwa were the main delegates, while the young men would carry coral beads and other royal materials. The gifts would be carried by the slaves and servants. The agile and muscular men among them would provide security for the team.
'Lie down' one of the able bodied agile young men said in a whispering manner
The others complied and bent themselves with the small hill covering their body frames except for their faces.
'Who are those people?' one of the young men asked
'Perhaps, they are one of those hill tribe warrior clans who have just returned from battle' the agile young man who doubled as a scout said
'One day our warriors will be feared like these ones' another young man said.
'And also respected' another quipped
The third day on their journey about 30 kilometer from home, they met a river on their way.
'How do we get past?' a young man asked
'Maybe some will swim across with load on their heads and while others would try to wade through the water' a young man said
Meanwhile, why they were still contemplating, Ero and some of the young men went into the woods around the river and start cutting trunks of small trees.
'Why don't we cut bigger ones?' one of the young men asked
'Because we are in a hurry' Ero said 'We'll not be able to wait for days before we make a canoe'
'So what are we making?' he asked again
'A raft. We used to make them when we were younger'
The goods and people were transported in three batches across the raft that was made, with Ero and one young man called Agbondivwin pedaling the raft.
'We still have days till we reach Ife' Ero said after they had crossed the river and made a little campfire to warm themselves from the chilling water that they just crossed.
'May our ancestors guide us as we go to sleep' Aifuwa said before they went to sleep
'Ise!' they all chorused as the agile men went to take position to defend the camp against attack from invaders.
Literature / Re: When The Dumb Speaks by liohan: 2:41pm On Mar 16, 2016
Messengers were sent round the towns and villages to all the elders, some women were invited to cook because meetings like this, they reasoned, are not held on empty stomach.
As planned and expected, the Elders were sitted and tables were arranged.
'Are we cooking stones?' Elder Ero said
'We are on it' the senior lady in charge of kitchen said
'Don't you know our stomach are twitching' he added
The young ladies present were assigned to distribute the dishes.
'It's only to eat goat head that they know' A passerby said while others with him laughed and gave the Elders a mocking look.
One of the Elders presumely the youngest was clearly angry and would have smitten the passerby if he had not been soothed by Elders.
'Just leave him, the excreta they fail to clean up today will soil them tomorrow' an Elder said
A young man was sent to bring kola, on bringing it. He gave the tray to the oldest of the Elders who tool his own and prayed 'This kola will bring blessing to us, our future generation and our allies'
'Ise!' they chorused
'My fellow elders, I greet you all' Ero said
'We all know why we are here. But should incase you don't know why you are here. We are not here to eat but we want to choose our new king' he added
'The people look us as weak people, they never listen to us. The army won't leave their houses for battlefield, daily we lose territories to invaders. We need a king to direct and organise us' Aifuwa said
'Then, who do we make king?' an elder asked
'I will suggest we choose Edoba' another said
'No' Ero said 'We need a conqueror as a leader, not just a commoner'
'Then we won't find any' one Elder called Erumwruese said
'We would' Aifuwa said
'Then who?'
'There is this king who met a kingdom in chaos, reunited them, led them to victory' Ero said
'King, you said? Why will a king leave his better kingdom and settle for a mediocre kingdom like ours?' one Elder asked
'And which king is that'
'Is it the king of Nok'
'Which Nok? You mean those people who are blackened by their smeltings and can't see clearly in the sun. We are better than them'
'No' Ero said 'King Oduduwa, he's one of the greatest king around and he has also trained his sons to be great and feared generals'
'So one of his sons will be our king?'
'Yes' Ero said
'If that's the case we'll send a delegate to Ife tomorrow' they concluded and dismissed the meeting
Literature / Re: When The Dumb Speaks by liohan: 8:23pm On Mar 14, 2016
Long ago, in a time where history books could not reach, in a time of chaos, a kingdom was in the brink of collapse.

The Elders are once again holding a meeting to settle a dispute between two men. The younger of the men had accused the older of claiming a land which belongs to their maternal grandmum. The elder had said that the younger is born of his aunty and therefore don't have access to the land.
After some long argument and rebuttal the elders finally settled the dispute, the land would be shared equally.
'Don't near that land, if you do. I'll kill you' The older cousin said
'You'll do what?' an elder said 'Don't you have respect for elders?
This dispute has been settled here'
'Who gave you power? We know no one rules Igodomigodo after the last Ogiso died' the older cousin said and marched out of the chamber where the meeeting was held.
'You can go. We do what we can to protect you' the Elders told the younger cousin
'This is how they behave. No respect for us, they always oppose us.' an elder called Aifumwan said
'Maybe we need a king' Ero, one of the prominent elder said
'Yes, Ero is right. We need a king' another elder seconded
'A man who'll lead our great kingdom to victory'
'We need a king'
The elders decided to schedule a meeting for the next day on which they would agree on who will be the king and why they choose him to be king.
Literature / When The Dumb Speaks by liohan: 7:56pm On Mar 14, 2016
Hello, Grandpa's about to tell a story...
*clears throat*
ijobaooorun
kayspark27
rhayne
classcaptain
joanee20
Go call your friends
note: no pinging, grandpa will be angry; no popcorn, try to manage oil bean snack.
Now you know the rules... Enjoy

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Celebrities / Re: Bovi's Mother, Margaret Ugboma's Burial Is Today by liohan: 8:52am On Mar 12, 2016
chrisdoller:
RIP TO HIS MUM BUT PLEASE HOW OLD IN BOVI?SINCE HIS MUM IS JUST 58
36. He was born in 1979
Literature / Re: Sè You Don Get Belle by liohan: 10:50pm On Mar 11, 2016
Thanks everyone. I appreciate you all...
This short story is dedicated to all women folk who have been victimised because of a community social norms. It's also dedicated to everyone who didn't allow others judgement to bring them down, rather they became an inspiration for others.
They'll live a happy life like the one Remi lived after on.
Once again thanks all. Thanks everyone. I appreciate you all...
This short story is dedicated to all women folk who have been victimised because of a community social norms. It's also dedicated to everyone who didn't allow others judgement to bring them down, rather they became an inspiration for others.
They'll live a happy life like the one Remi lived after on.
Once again thanks all.

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Literature / Re: Sè You Don Get Belle by liohan: 4:58am On Mar 11, 2016
joanee20:
Y d short updates na??
Ma I forgot to buy popcorn while the wait is on... Just enjoy your zobo while you wear your 3D glasses...
Literature / Re: Sè You Don Get Belle by liohan: 4:51am On Mar 11, 2016
kayspark27:
sharps my cutlass ...gettin ready to cut liohan into pieces if he gives short updates again!!
Bros, me I get Odeshi oh!!!
Literature / Re: Sè You Don Get Belle by liohan: 4:50am On Mar 11, 2016
It's been two weeks since Remi was with her maternal grandmum. After making all neccessary arrangements, her youngest uncle would go with her, as she returns back to her father's house.
After lodging a complaint at the police station for their missing daughter, Remi's parents decided to suspend the lawsuit until Remi is found. Of what use is a lawsuit if the victim is not found they reasoned.
Mama Remi who has grown lean from mourning for days came out of the door, with sadness her husband who also came out was watching his wife as she opens the gate that led to the house.
'Ah brother welcome' Mama Remi said with little excitement trying to cover her glooming look.
'Welcome' Remi's dad said after he has entered the house.
'It's even because of her that I came' Remi's uncle whose name was Dayo said after his sister had told him everything.
'Sorry we didn't call you' Remi's dad said 'I've not been to work for almost 3 weeks now because of this'.
'Okay let's keep hoping' Dayo said as he stood up to take his leave.
'Won't you take something?' Remi's dad asked.
'No. Not this time when everything is alright I'll stop in for a drink'
As the 3 of them walked to the car, Dayo opened the passenger seat and behold! It's Remi.
'Oh Remi' her dad said with tears welling in his eyes 'Thank God'
Mama Remi knelt down and pleaded with Remi to forgive her. Pulling his wife violently from the ground Remi's dad splutted 'How would you?... It is... Forbidden'
'Bro Dayo, thank you' the family said in unison after they have finished eating and drinking.
'I wished mum is here. She would have broken your head' Bro Dayo said jokingly as he turned on his car.
'And don't forget to make her happy again' he said as he drove away.
'Now I can return back to work' Remi's dad said and sighed as he walked into the house.

Liohan 2016
Literature / Re: Sè You Don Get Belle by liohan: 7:33pm On Mar 10, 2016
Meanwhile, some hundreds of kilometres away from Lagos, a village near Ogbomosho in Oyo state. A young girl walks into her grandmother's house.
'Ah Remi oh' the excited old woman said almost falling from her chair
'Grandma Èkunronlè'
'My daughter, this one you came oh. It is unexpected. Nothing to welcome you'
'Mama it's fine' Remi said with a chuckle

'You mean your mother did that' her grandmother asked Remi immediately they finished eating.
'Yes mama. She even threatened to pour hot water on me'
'Ah that's unlike your mother. What did my son-in-law, your father say?'
'Mama, my dad was not around' said Remi in tears
'It's okay' her grandmuum consoled her
'I will do everything I can do to protect you' she added.
'Go and take your sleep' her grandmum said as she put out the light.
'Remi tell me the truth. Are you sure you are innocent?' her grandmum asked her again
'Yes' Remi said bodly
'Okay oh. We will go to Iyä Ömo's place she can help us. At least she is experienced.
That afternoon her grandmum called a meeting and after which they agreed that Remi will stay for at least a week before she returns back. By that time, they reasoned everything would be calm.
Literature / Re: The Day I Did My First Menial Job by liohan: 2:50pm On Mar 10, 2016
Mod don ban the post oh!
joanee20:
waiting
Literature / Re: Sè You Don Get Belle by liohan: 2:40pm On Mar 10, 2016
The door of the single room ward closed with top officers of the hospital standing close to Mama Remi's bed.
'Ehm...Uhm' the CMD cleared his throat
'Madam' he continued 'Your husband was here while you were still unconscious. He said that his...I mean your daughter is still at large'
Mama Remi tried to sit up but it was clear that she doesn't have the strength to do so.
'Madam don't worry, just feel free' one of the doctors said
'What we are trying to say is, Madam please help us to beg your husband, he is very angry and we heard he's filing a court suit against us for the wrong diagnosis'
Mama Remi on hearing that sat up and with lines on her face as a result of discomfort.
'Sir, when my husband gets angry it is very hard to soothe him' she said
With bead of sweat forming on the CMD face he tried to reason with Mama Remi, the doctors there also pleaded with Mama Remi and took their leave.
Mama Remi was not herself again, she thought of what she had done to Remi, who is no where to be found. Now her husband is mad at her, he hasn't visited her since she has been in the hospital, not even a check if she is OK or has eaten. She imagined if she had used a little wisdom things would have been like this.
'God, let Remi be found' she prayed
Literature / Re: Sè You Don Get Belle by liohan: 7:17pm On Mar 09, 2016
'I told you, but you were forming James Bond. See now!' Remi's dad fumed at his wife.
Meanwhile nurses have occupied the lab trying to raise up Mama Remi. Seeing the way Remi's dad was angry, they dare not say anything to him. But one mustered courage and said 'Sir, please let's try to wake her up first before you do anything'
'Shut up! Who told you she is sleeping? Do sleepers talk?'
'Ehn... She lost strength' the nurse said sheeplishly
'Rubbish!' he said and left the hospital.
As if something hits him on the head, he returned back, looked at the nurses and hissed.
'I'm coming back for you people. If my daughter is not found, just know that you're in trouble' he said with anger and left.
'Madam' the nurse attending to mama Remi said 'Thank God you are alive'
'Where is my husband?' she asked
'He went out angrily in search of your daughter'
'Is he angry'
The nurse nodded her head.
'Madam. Please let me go get the CMD , he said he wants to speak with you immediately you wake up. It's urgent' she said walking runningly out of the ward.
Literature / Re: Sè You Don Get Belle by liohan: 6:47pm On Mar 09, 2016
@everyone, please make una neva vex. Na work hold me down. Oya make I proceed.
Literature / The Day I Did My First Menial Job by liohan: 10:52pm On Mar 07, 2016
EPISODE 1

'NDDC project site how much?' I asked the bike rider
'50 Naira'
I hopped on the bike and was ready to go for the job at one of the project site. That day I was well prepared for the job, making sure everything was done right. I even took eba along with me so I don't fall from the top of a building due to hungry. You wan try Naija boi.
When I got to the site I saw people, lots of people at the project site. I was forced to move backward a bit to know if I was not in a refugee camp. I quickly went to one of the recruiters, told him I'd like to work and I was accepted for that day.
Meanwhile I saw people changing their clothes behind any barriers they saw. I quickly did the same and went to work. I was assigned to work under one man. This man ehn, the way he squeezed his face be like 'mehn e no go beta'. I, on my own was angry that I was attached to this kind of junkie.
Work started and everyone was working but I noticed that no one was even talking to each other, it was as if all of them lost their parents that day. Mehn dem no dey even laugh sef.
I was looking everywhere without doing any serious work, the guy I was working with knew that but he doesn't want to disturb me since I was still new there. I saw one girl hawking water below and I payed attention to her. Before I realized what I had done, I was holding a piece of Bros squeeze face shirt. The pliers I was holding did it not ME .
'You dey craze? Wetin you dey look?' he snapped
I opened my mouth but words could not come out. Everybody were watching me. 'Which kind boy be this one' I could hear some say. Just then one guy who was working with a hammer hit his hand as he was looking at me.
'Ouch' he screamed and threw the hammer away
'Sorry oh' I could hear people saying. Me, I was laughing inside my mind
'Mama Basira' someone said 'give him ice block'
'Put your hands inside the block'
'Just calm down. It will be okay'
'Foreman oh' someone called out.
Before you could even say jack everyone was working again
'Young man what's wrong? Why are you not working' the foreman asked
'I wound my hand' the carpenter said with an uncultured Osogbo accent
'Let me see'
'The wound big well well eyoh'
'Okay you can rest for some minutes. Don't forget to return back to work in 30 minutes time'
'Yes sah!'
After some time the guy returned up. I knew he had forgotten something but I kept quiet. I was still laughing inside. The guy started searching and he remembered. So he came down and starts looking for the hammer he had thrown away

EPISODE 2 loading......
Literature / Re: Sè You Don Get Belle by liohan: 10:43am On Mar 07, 2016
'Let's go to the hospital' Remi's dad said
'But. Why na' Mam Remi said raising her eyebrow
'Will you stand up and let's go' he barked while he was going to get a shirt inside his room
'Ah woman!' he said when he returned to meet her still sitting down 'Are you standup-phobic'
Getting up grumbling, she went inside, changed and met him while he is reversing the car.
'What happened to your face?' he asked
'Nothing' she snapped with her squeezing her face like a bread compressd by trailer.
'We even ought to look for Remi' he said while he was driving 'Her whereabouts is unknown for now'
'She knew road abeg' she said.
'Why is her husband behaving like this' she thought 'Do he think that she is lying'
Remi's dad maintained his cool until they got to the hospital. He knew what he would do once he got there.
When they got to the hospital, Remi's dad went straight to the CMD who he told everything.
'If the test was done and it confirmed that she is pregnant then it means she is. What do you think?' the CMD said
'But, she is a good girl. I would vouch for her anywhere'
'Okay if that is the case go to the lab, I would send a reference ahead'
After about 1 hour of almost no activity. The lab assistant broke the silence.
'Remi Adegoke you say?'
'Yes that's my daughter' Remi's dad said
'Ehn' the lab assistant said scratching his head 'You said that the test said she was pregnant?'
'It's that not what you people said?'
'If this is true...'
'Then what?' Remi's father interrupted him
'It would mean... That she is not pregnant'
'What! Are you stupid! Do you know what you just said?'
'I'm sorry sir. Her result was interchanged with another person. Same surname but her name is Kemi.
'Probably it's the nurse error'
'You are crazy! Do you know the stigma my daughter was subjected to?
'No you won't know'
Meanwhile Mama Remi has fallen to the ground. Probably she has fainted. But no, her tiny voice could still be heard and she was shouting 'Mö ögbe.

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