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PoliticsRe: "We Will Win At The End, Mad People": Kanu Arrives In Court,Confident Of Victory by lionphil(m): 3:53pm On May 22, 2025
helinues:
That's what frustration can lead to which was exactly the game. Just frustrate him with court proceedings

More adjournment loading
The guy isn't frustrated, he was having a chitchat with someone that was being recorded. That wasn't meant for the public space. He has won the FG before, he will win them again. The second witness kept contradicting himself. Even the judge got tired and had to dismiss him.

Genuine barristers from the eastern region are the best. The Yoruba barristers couldn't even stand up for their witness. They also couldn't make a good case against the videos that were presented.

Nigeria has lost this one from the beginning... You kidnapped someone. Nnamdi Kanu is teaching them how things are being done in the advanced world.
PoliticsRe: I Will Strike Out Your Case — Judge Warns FG Over Delays In Nnamdi Kanu’s Trial by lionphil(m): 2:52pm On May 22, 2025
fuckingAyaya:
Nobody can jail ohamadike the earlier you know the better for u people. U want to jail someone that foretold you of every atrocities going on today in this country years before it happened? Una no dey fear?
He also mentioned in one of his broadcasts that he will come to fight the battle in their courts and win them.
PoliticsRe: FG Bans Night Driving For Fuel Tankers by lionphil(m): 7:45am On May 22, 2025
This government isn't done with killing its citizens. So all these tanker explosions that have been killing people in Lagos and other states isn't enough.

They don't even have a reasonable reason. Na God hand we dey for this country.

Expect more accidents and deaths. We will all have sense by force. When you vote in incompetent chronic thieves, they will only wish you death.
PoliticsRe: Troops Neutralize Bello Turji’s Top Commander, Alhaji Shaudo Alku, Footsoldiers by lionphil(m): 1:49pm On May 20, 2025
TimeManager:
https://dailypost.ng/2025/05/19/military-neutralizes-bello-turjis-top-commander-alhaji-shaudo-alku-others-footsoldiers/?
Believe this lie at your own peril... No pictures, no videos. Tomorrow the same guy will appear again as usual.

Today they will say the terrorist are from other countries tomorrow they will pardon them, give them money and recruit them into the army.

Ewedu logic!
PoliticsRe: Suspected IPOB Fighters Kill Soldier Who Sneaked Out To Attend A Party by lionphil(m): 9:26am On May 20, 2025
SarkinYarki:
He sneaked out or they were rented to provide security for the event , no way any soldiers will wear Fatigue to go for strippers party alone especially in Anambra
Don't mind those people... IPOB that I know will always take the firearm. These people aren't telling the truth. He sneaked out and still carried his gun? They usually submit their guns, how did this one carry his own.

With repentant bandits being in the army, how are we sure he wasn't killed by an army personnel that he was with? They don't move alone na.

They should stop lying to us Biko
TravelRe: Truck's Brakes Fail, Kills 5, Injures Others During Easter Celebration In Gombe by lionphil(m): 4:55am On Apr 22, 2025
God help us!
RomanceRe: Please Guys What's Your Take On This Friend/neighbour by lionphil(m): 9:12pm On Apr 21, 2025
Okeytech:
I have this neighbor who happens to be my friend but not close. He has come to borrow money from me more than three times promising to pay back on so so and so day but never returns it and infact he never talks about the money again and i also kept quiet. Now he met me again this morning asking me to borrow him 5k, promising to pay back tomorrow evening that his children have not eaten since yesterday. Sincerely i feel pity for him because of the children but i'm equally scared of giving him due to the previous ones he hasn't returned. Please guys what should i do? Honestly if i'm sure he'll return it tomorrow i won't hesitate to give him right now but i fear he'll repeat what he has been doing.

The funny thing about him is that anytime he doesn't have money, he remembers i'm his friend but once he has money, i'll never see him at all, he doesn't come close to me, his wife becomes his friend when he has money. I've been helping him and his family in so many ways that i don't want to mention. He has a car and i've never dreamt of having one ooo.
Just like previous times, you'll never get that money back.

Now decide, are you still willing to give him or not??

1. It is more blessed to give than to receive

2. Wisdom is profitable to direct.

Oya which Bible phrase do you intend to use??
RomanceRe: A Very Beautiful Nigerian Girl Cautions Her Fellow Naija Hotties by lionphil(m): 9:06pm On Apr 21, 2025
Westchester:
This beautiful and angelic Nigerian lady has caution her fellow ladies to always be picky about the men they marry.
Check pics grin tongue
With this head wey be like sacrifice? Na wa oo
PoliticsRe: Police, Lawyer React To Alabi Quadri's Release by lionphil(m): 7:56am On Apr 21, 2025
Oblongata:
NPF has since lost its credibility! But if you know them well enough, you would know the boy was truly guilty!

I mean wetin dem wan gain from arresting the boy if he were not truly guilty?

We don’t need to politicise everything!!!
This one is new to Nigeria ooo. Police that shoots drivers on the road for not paying 50 naira... Those are the same ones you think won't arrest an innocent person? You must be high on colos. There are many incidents online, educate yourself by reading them.

Police is not your friend. Police men in a van that I asked for directions a few years back but they decided to direct me to a bush. Thank God I knew what the road looked like just that I wasn't sure of which part of Benin it was.
PoliticsRe: Benue Government's Letter Was issued To Stop Me From Visiting - Peter Obi by lionphil(m): 8:02pm On Apr 14, 2025
Salewa97:
This is very pathetic from Obi.

How will a governor who is a priest issue a statement preventing you from visiting his state? Is it not obvious that you are trying to politicize your visit?
It's not easy to identify fo.ols... their modus operandi is the same. He said in his statement that the ADC sent him a message. Isn't that enough evidence?

Oponu aye ati orun!
RomanceRe: Is It Safe To Borrow Loans And Send My Wife To School Abroad? by lionphil(m): 6:36pm On Apr 07, 2025
irumole1975:
My wife’s been nursing plans to have her MBA in the US. So, she recently just got admitted in a school in the US. It was her ex that guide us through applying to that school because he’s already there, and both were in communication she he left for the US.

I don’t have the whole raw cash right now and we need about 25million naira more to add to what I have. I have the snags to borrow this money in no time and my wife urged me to do this since I can spread the payment over two years .

I spoke with my friend and he disagree with this move completely. I’m at a cross right now tbh
Egungun be careful Na express you dey go.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: My Manager Dey Pray For Office For My Sack by lionphil(m): 8:32am On Apr 06, 2025
marksonrick:
There's a guy in there that have taken over almost all the girls. That guy is deeply into her and I feel that she is deeply into him too.
The guy looks like a diabolical guy, although i am not sure however, he controls from the security to the manager.

Imagine telling a particular staff to stop giving the manager a particular product and till now, the manager has not been getting that product.

She will still lost her senses whenever she sees the guy even though I take her our.
Abi Na the guy wan indirectly sack you?
EducationRe: Man Loses N33m Meant For Studies Abroad To Sports Betting, Seeks Financial Help by lionphil(m): 4:35pm On Apr 05, 2025
Sonofgod1990:
Dis man nawa for you oo wink
grin
EducationRe: Man Loses N33m Meant For Studies Abroad To Sports Betting, Seeks Financial Help by lionphil(m): 4:43pm On Apr 03, 2025
Sonofgod1990:
Him own case na moimoi. Me wey spent about 400 million naira on bet and loose them all nko? But thank God i have recovered all d money lost from dsame sportybet aswear. Godnodeysleep
Lol! It's good to wish. If you actually had such money, you won't be here.
HealthRe: Doctors In The House Please Help Me Interpret This Test Result “i’m Scared” by lionphil(m): 8:18am On Mar 25, 2025
Axel1:
Two days ago "Saturday" I went took a test, I did Liver function and kidney function test, I also did liver and kidney scan, total of 39k.

I did these tests because liver problem killed my dad 21 years ago, due to excessive drinking, stout was his favorite then. The Dr said that the drink chopped off parts of his liver.

Back to topic, I have been feeling a lot of pains lately at the right side of my stomach, and I found myself drinking excessively lately and taking other drugs.

I normally drink 6 to 7 bottles of guiness on a daily basis, the minimum I have recorded within the last few months Is 4 bottles In a day.

Within the last 90 days, If I haven't drank guiness, It won't be more than three days, or four at most. If that's the only problem then it'd be a very good thing for me, I won't be too anxious to take a test.

I also normally take tramadol and refnol on a daily basis, daily dose of my tramadol intake is 800mg, last two weeks I bought 11 Sachet of teka tramadol for 110,000 naira, the sellers were arguing with me that I intend selling them, I told them that I normally take it and it won't last me up to 13 days but them nor believe me, they thought I'm buying it to resell, I also take Hygra daily for filmer erection.

I can't remember when last I didn't had sex, I normally sex every single day of my life, at least two to three prostitutes everyday, all skin to skin "without condom" at the brothel.

Also, whenever I called a runs girl to come meet me at the hotel, I normally opens the condom, and then use my teeth to tear the mouth and insert it back into the Sachet, and when the girl comes I pretend to open it, then I'd wear it and start bleeping, few minutes later my penis would shoot out of the hole and it'd turn to skin to skin sex, sometimes they'd be aware and sometimes they won't, majority of them once they're aware and ask me to use another, I'd tell them it's the last that I got and they would have no choice than to continue with the sex.

This Is my daily lifestyle, this morning alone, I have taken two guiness at the hotel I'm currently in right now, "pics below"

I newly got married, it's been 8 months now, and I have a son. I'm scared, the pains I'm feeling at the right side of my stomach is getting intense on a daily basis.

After taking the test two days ago, the doctor was not around to interpret the result for me, I went this morning and they told me he isn't coming today, until tomorrow. I'm so very anxious right now, please doctors in the house, help me interpret this result.
Congratulations sir, your egungun is already at the express road, e remain make trailer jam am.
NYSCRe: NYSC Official Absconds As Sowore Escorts Embattled Corper, Rita, To LGI Office by lionphil(m): 8:27pm On Mar 17, 2025
Tjra:
El Rufai don bench PO. Na Southern Kaduna butcher dey trend now.

Hoebi gats chill for background until hin Fulani master trend finish.
Fulani can only be master to the tribe whose name they gave... the meaning of the name is "CUNNING".
TravelRe: Woman Jumps Off Third Mainland Bridge, Discovered Dead by lionphil(m): 1:49pm On Mar 14, 2025
PlasmaTV:
This is so sad. May her soul rest in peace.

To the ones reading this, suicide is NEVER an option.

As long as there is life, there is hope. If today is not good, tomorrow will be. Keep the faith. Keep the hope. Keep the love. God will make all things work together for your good.
Never ever give up.

Remember, tough times don't last, tough people do.
Tough times don't last no be for Nigeria ooo. In Nigeria, when you survive one tough time, just expect tougher time ahead. It can only get worse in Nigeria.
PoliticsRe: Obasi Lawson: Gunmen Kidnap PETROAN BoT Chair, Kill Two Aides In Abia by lionphil(m): 10:19am On Mar 09, 2025
Ushman333:
If we don't kill kidnappers, more youths will join because it's easy and lucrative... imagine the number of unemployed youths out there. Only strong deterrence will stop this scourge. You want foreign investors, how can foreign investors come when people are being kidnapped like chickens... funny government.

Governors sign death warrants.
Government should create employment instead of creating hardship. When people are gainfully employed issues like these will no longer be in existence.

Compare the cult activities that were previously prevalent in higher institutions to the current state of cult activities. How many youths join cult again? Most of them are now chasing money through Yahoo Yahoo. Only the never do wells are left to run cult related activities.
PoliticsRe: Robbery: Why South South & South East Must Boycott Dangote/mrs Now!! by lionphil(m): 9:59am On Mar 05, 2025
silibaba:
Stop using ibos for igbos

Ibo is the person, igbo is the language.
Igbo is Igbo language or not
InvestmentRe: What Business Can I Do With 700k by lionphil(m): 7:44pm On Mar 01, 2025
Classicboy1:
Fellow nairalanders, pls what business can I start with 700k?
I just sold 75% of my Pï coins and after doing some things, I have about 700k left.
This is the first time I'm having such amount of money tbh so I really hope I can use it well.
I know the economy is bad but saving 700k is not a small thing to do for the average Nigerian.
I currently work as a fuel attendant and the money I get daily plus my salary is only enough for feeding and normal costs of living.
I'm 25 and I'm Male jsyk
Serious advice needed, thanks
Convert that money back to usdt and use it to buy crypto. Never you dare invest your money in any business within this country else tax will finish it.

Crypto market is currently down DYOR before picking at least 3 different tokens to invest in. Make sure they are less than 1 dollar in value. Good luck!
EducationRe: Controversy As Four Northern Govs Shut Schools For Ramadan by lionphil(m): 5:21pm On Mar 01, 2025
Daddyk87:
What's is controversy here?
Schools are shut for Easter and Christmas so what's is big deal?
Do they shut schools for up to 1 month? Make una dey use una sense before una comment. During Easter and Christmas schools are shut for two days each. Tueh!
PoliticsRe: Uniport Professor Addresses False Claims About PMS Performance by lionphil(m): 10:33pm On Feb 25, 2025
[quote author=ogugwa1992 post=134295427] of the most stupid engineers I've seen lately. Anyone that drives a car knows that there's a huge difference between fuels. Some are coloured while some look whitish. That alone says a lot
RomanceRe: See The Mind Game My Girlfriend Always Playing Recently . by lionphil(m): 11:54am On Feb 23, 2025
Bookhub:
My girlfriend will shower me with love,care, attention,multiple calls and plenty food,for a long period of time,then from no where she will just ghost me for up to 3 days then use menstrual cramps and ,I will get angry,change it for her but I notice I can't still let her go,the food don get me finish
These small kids... have you bothered using the Internet to find out how bad menstrual cramps can be for a lady?

I have a friend that gets hospitalised every month and is kept on drips because the pain is so much some times she passes out
PoliticsRe: IBB: January 1966 Was Not An Igbo Coup by lionphil(m): 5:52pm On Feb 21, 2025
OkCornel:
I look forward to a Nigeria where an Igbo man like Arthur Unegbe can lay his life down for government headed by a Northerner.

I look forward to a Nigeria where a brave Yoruba man like Fajuyi could die for his Igbo colleague Aguiyi Ironsi.

Brave men who never gave a f*ck about tribalism.
Look no further, the direction we are facing now is a Nigeria without Igbos in it. Igbos should be allowed to form their own country not one riddled with hate for them simply because they dress well and look good. According to Agberos in the last election once you're good looking, your of the Igbo extraction. That means if you don't dress well and don't look good, then you're from other tribes and should be left alone. Chai!
CelebritiesRe: Man Surprised As He Receives Miniature Chair After Ordering From Online Store by lionphil(m): 9:01am On Feb 18, 2025
DyshApp:
Man expresses dissatisfaction after ordering foldable chair from a popular store, only to be surprised with a miniature version.

The man shared a video capturing an image of the foldable chair that was advertised on the platform.

However, what he received was totally different from what they advertised.


Rather than send him a regular sized chair, he had received a very small size which looked almost like a toy.

In the video he shared, he could be seen showing off the tiny chair he received.

Some netizens took to the comment section to also share their experience.

Check out reactions below …

@Ifeoluwa said: “Temu tell me to bring 30k for iPhone 16😂😂”

@Layinka remarked: “yall should stop spoiling @Temu ….it’s unfair really.”

@Toji’s feet lover wrote: “they literally said phone holder”

@Christine🎀 commented: “but that’s what you ordered u just did not tell them the size u wanted 🤣”

@Shani Kashmiri wrote: “Temu is only for educated people 😏”

@Damilolar😇🥀❤️‍🩹🩺 wrote: “always read the description.. they always mention size and clear instructions in the description what exactly it is”

@oliab.jay wrote: “I think you will have to plant it, after a while it will grow”


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When they said go to school they won't go, read to understand... Mba. It is written there key holder. They must have put the dimensions as well but mba, they won't read. Now they will come out to criticize someone simply because they couldn't read to understand.
Foreign AffairsRe: Trump Wants To Meet Putin & Xi To Discuss Nuclear Weapons Reduction (Photos) by lionphil(m): 1:35pm On Feb 16, 2025
aariwa:
you are the one spewing thrash as you don’t have any single evidence or an atom of research to back what you are saying except word o from mouth of an American congressman, re echoed by a clueless Nigerian CDS. Try use your brain sometimes as a human being
Oh! So you're aware that the CDS mentioned this issue during an interview. There have been so many instances when helicopters being flown by white people supply arms to boko haram bandits in the North and South east. It seems you're a sympathiser to the bandits. The evil they peddle will meet members of your household very soon. Your case would soon be like one twitter idiot that his brother got kidnapped. The idiot forgot he was a supporter of APC and started seeking for online help. The same thing he used to mock those of other tribes previously. Your case won't be different.
RomanceRe: My Ex That Disappointed Me Is Allegedly Deported By Trump by lionphil(m): 1:26pm On Feb 16, 2025
Goodlady:
One of the things you can do to a woman is to break her trust. Who remembered this story I shared here few years ago? https://www.nairaland.com/7547774/he-ran-away-because-valentines
Don't hurt an innocent soul because there may be karma. Don't call me bitter plum but life isn't fair.
Someone I trusted but suddenly changed and started misbehaving because of other girls. He is so good sweet words but can give. All he ask for is sex and I can let a man I won't marry climb over me. I think since that time he started changing, doesn't spend on me and kept giving excuses till we broke up. There are other things he did to hurt me that I can't say here. But in all he toiled with my emotions to the extent that I cursed him. Though I later felt sorry and prayed for him. After breaking up with him I heard he traveled to US. How he did it I don't know because when we were together he was trying shengem visa route to Europe and other student visa stuff.
To the gist, learnt that he is back in Abuja.
I don't know if he was deported or he just came back on his own. Big part of my heart disliked him amd small part of my heart is saying I should free him. I don't know if I am being wicked but he is the bad person.
I must surely go to his parents house next week and confirm with my korokoro eyes. Don't say am wicked. The guy disappointed me too much.
Someone was trying to travel out... obviously a lot of money is involved. Instead of looking for how to support him, you're looking for how to frustrate Jim and finish his money. It's obvious you're not smart and you're a gold digger. You had nothing to offer yet you wanted to drain the guy. What happened to your people buying you a car??
Foreign AffairsRe: Trump Wants To Meet Putin & Xi To Discuss Nuclear Weapons Reduction (Photos) by lionphil(m): 10:55am On Feb 16, 2025
descartes400:
History teaches us that when America talks peace, it means they’re losing control.

They built their empire on war, deception, and domination.

Writing the rules. Breaking them. Rewriting them again when convenient.

Now, with their economy strained, military overextended, and global influence slipping, they suddenly want to "cut defense spending"?

Let’s be real.

Washington never disarms voluntarily.

If they’re proposing this, it’s because they see the rise of a world they can’t bully anymore.

Russia, China, and the Global Majority have already moved beyond their threats.

Beyond their coercion.

This isn’t about peace.

It’s about managing their decline.

No one is naive enough to believe a handshake from Washington means anything.

They’ve betrayed every deal they’ve ever made.

From Bretton Woods to NATO expansion.

From arms treaties to trade agreements.

The multipolar world isn’t falling for another illusion of cooperation while the U.S. plots its next move.

Trust?

That’s earned, not demanded.

And America spent decades proving why it deserves none.
I wish this comment was on the front page so that ignorant people won't start thinking it's all being done in the interest of the world because it is not.

If they want to cut budget spending then they should, what concerns other nations??

They want to be the only ones to destroy countries using fabricated lies just like they did to Iraq and Libya. Economically, where are those nations today?

China and Russia shouldn't even listen to them. Other countries need to start stockpiling as well. Since we are all mad, make one person press button make we rest.
Foreign AffairsRe: Trump Wants To Meet Putin & Xi To Discuss Nuclear Weapons Reduction (Photos) by lionphil(m): 10:46am On Feb 16, 2025
aariwa:
so because a republican congressman said USAID funds boko haram then it automatically becomes the truth?
Even your CDS said that NGOs are funding and supplying equipment, medicine and aids to Boko haram... Why don't you guys read the news before coming to spill trash.
PoliticsRe: Kanu's Case Takes New Turn: Ejimakor And Family React To Surprise Court Notice by lionphil(m): 7:48am On Feb 08, 2025
MufasaLion:
Igbo leaders and governors are useless. Why would they let such rubbish be happening every Monday? In a country with police and other law enforcement agencies.
Police wey dey japa leave checkpoints on Mondays? Dem dey carry gun only to intimidate and kill young people. When people wey get gun like them show, dem go commot uniform run.
RomanceRe: Should I Marry A Girl That Clearly Told Me That She Visits A Native Doctor by lionphil(m): 12:46pm On Jan 30, 2025
elobrave17:
I am very worried too, not just about babalawo. I fear let her not spoil the small business that I am doing already if I leave her. Chaiiiiiii I think I am in a mess already!!!!
As long as you've not promised her marriage and have not slept with her, you owe her nothing so don't be scared.

My question is, are you willing to take wealth over your current beliefs??

Are your siblings facing challenges like you? If they aren't, then you need to pray harder with fasting for some days to experience breakthrough.

There are some decisions you'll take and you can't go back. This is one of them... When you start, you'll always have a reason to go back especially when something goes wrong. Even if someone innocently looks at you in a strange way, you'll rush down there. You will be scared of every little unusual thing which you'd have previously overlooked.

Discharge her and face your business... You've said it that you're not physically attracted to her. How will you feel free to go on a date with her or to an occasion?

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