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Science/Technology › Re: Please What Kind Of Snake Is This??? (photo) by lionphil(m): 8:24am On Jun 23, 2025
Front page is coming... What a wonderfully venomous snake. You're a lucky one.
Phones › Re: Samsung A71 For Sale @115k by lionphil(m): 11:27am On Jun 21, 2025
patfenda:
Samsung a71(cracked touch)6gb/128gb,4500mah strong battery,onscreen fingerprint, typec charge,sweet camera with face recognition.....price 115k...location sango ota...call or WhatsApp 09075367940
I hope the phone doesn't belong to someone who's skull has been mined grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: If Your Missiles Continue To Hit Israel Civilian Homes, Tehran Will Burn - Katz by lionphil(m): 3:00pm On Jun 14, 2025
Akalia:
Israel thinks Iran cares. Funny!!
In a full blown guerilla warfare Iran will come out on tops. Israel is thinking conventional way of combating Iran while Iran is gearing up for a full blown guerilla style of offensive.

I stand with Iran. Bring it on Isreal.
These supporters of Iran will soon start crying genocide. Just take popcorn with a bottle of limca then relax and watch how things unfold.

Iran will soon start looking like the Palestinian houses. I don't support war but this madness Fulani are perpetrating in Nigeria shouldn't be spread to other countries.
Foreign Affairs › Re: 3 F35 Shutdown. 2 Pilots Captured. by lionphil(m): 8:01am On Jun 14, 2025
Kayberg:
If you think this is true, how did we get to June 25th from June 14th?

Please, we are all not stupid to believe what we hear, read, and see without trying to confirm its authenticity.

Posts were dated June 25 but we are still in June 14th.
How does this rhyme?
Are you looking at the year or the day?

13 June 25 means 13th of June 2025.

Are you new to the twitter space?
Nairaland General › Re: Which Type Of News Can Bring This Type Of Excitement In Nigeria? by lionphil(m): 6:42am On Jun 09, 2025
Sharpsharp00123:
that's future impossible tense.

As it is now, Tinubu will win 2027 election n now that south south have alligned they will b VP in 2031 to a northern president and same favour will b returned in 2039.

Tinubu - 2031 ( with south south support)
North/south south - 2031-2039( with south west support)
South south/North - 2039-------(with south west support).


The only thing that can make an Ibo man become president soonest is if tinubu should lose in 2027, once Tinubu wins then forget it bro south south will produce d next southern president
Unfortunately, years before 2031, Biafra would've arrived. I think the result, confusion and rigging that will bedevil the 2027 elections will birth Biafra and other nations.

2027 is very pregnant... It is a fight between good and evil, life and death, slavery and freedom.
Politics › Re: Troops Kill Top ISWAP Commanders In Borno by lionphil(m): 8:25pm On Jun 04, 2025
flokii:
This our 'I don't care' attitude is the reason we are in the securty mess we're in today.. nothing bad in Military service, those in active service are not orphans, they also have their families and loved ones just like you and I.

Lest I forget, FG can create a programme for Nigerians from 50 yrs upwards willing to join the Military and assist in the fight against insurgency.
If you think kids shouldn't go, then adults can volunteer and become combatants.

The Isrealis are the ones defending Isreal, same way Nigerians will be ones to defend Nigeria.
Don't you dare use Israel as an example... Israel is a Nation Nigeria is a committee of Nations. The country should be divided.

How can you tell an Igbo man to go and defend an Nigeria that keeps killing his people and his dreams? You lots can defend this failed country where those trying to defend themselves against Fulani invasion are bombed by the Nigerian Air Force. Let the bandits overrun the country hopefully, we will all agree to give them the north while the south leave and form their individual independent countries.

Will Nigeria eventually get divided... YES! less than 7 years time... Actually should be less than 5
Investment › Re: If You Invested ₦1,000,000 On 30 May 2023 In The Nigerian Stock Market by lionphil(m): 12:24pm On Jun 03, 2025
peleson1:
What are the steps to invest in the nigeria stock exchange?
With the dwindling economy and companies running out of Nigeria. With the way the government keeps taking money from everyone, you still want to invest in this failing country? You will cry blood! So someone comes up with this charade and you want to jump into it. You will cry I swear!
Crime › Re: Tears As One Family Buries 11 Members Killed By Suspected Herdsmen In Benue by lionphil(m): 8:28pm On Jun 02, 2025
owukpa:
https://idomavoice.com/tears-as-one-family-buries-11-members-killed-by-suspected-herdsmen-in-benue/
The reason why the country should be divided. These innocent people did nothing wrong.
Politics › Re: NAF Airstrikes Kill Scores Of Terrorists In Borno by lionphil(m): 10:18pm On May 30, 2025
wellmax:
Please share pictures, these guys are looking to identify their missing family members.
As usual,a foolish individual will come out. On several occasions, villagers have come out to tell how NAF killed their people and not the terrorists. Several times, those who went on reprisal attacks on the bandits were killed by the military. We know the tricks so we need evidence and not the usual propaganda when we know these guys have come to say they were armed by the DSS or police. Recently, some police and army officers were arrested for supplying arms and ammunition to these terrorists.

Your mumu never do until e reach your family
Politics › Re: NAF Airstrikes Kill Scores Of Terrorists In Borno by lionphil(m): 10:12pm On May 30, 2025
Conciousnigeria:
https://punchng.com/naf-airstrikes-kill-scores-of-terrorists-in-borno/
Lies as usual, no pictures... Either nothing happened or civilians trying to retaliate were killed. It's always the same script.
Family › Re: If You Know Them, You Are A Legend....“where Are They Now” by lionphil(m): 6:05pm On May 23, 2025
Pink panther, Voltron, super ted and sporty, Danger mouse, cookie monster
Politics › Re: Army, NAF Troops Eliminate 16 ISWAP Terrorists In Failed Attack On Damboa by lionphil(m): 5:55pm On May 23, 2025
TimeManager:
https://dailypost.ng/2025/05/23/army-naf-troops-eliminate-16-iswap-terrorists-in-failed-attack-on-damboa/?
Lies upon lies... Where are the pictures and videos?

A Nigerian Senator says we don't have soldiers up north any longer... All of them don't come East.
Phones › Re: What Is Going On With MTNs Data Services!? by lionphil(m): 9:42am On May 23, 2025
MadPolitician:
Who just bought some data from MTN within the last few days, and got no service messages regarding the data bought, at the same time NO data was credited to his/her line from MTN? Meanwhile they did well to debit your account!
I just experienced this and called their call center, the poor gal there was mumbling some mumbo-jumbo as she gave me their typical standard reply...
What's going on?
The last time they did that to me, I roasted them on twitter then 2 days later, they invited for a little conference at their office on Lagos. I no dey interested make una carry una wahala dey go.

How can one recharge data 3.5 Gb for one month and it disappears after 2 days without any notifications. The call center was telling me he doesn't have the data to view my number or some shit like that.

I ran straight to twitter and in less than 2 hours after bombarding different threads with their stupidity, they quickly credited me with a new data to end two days after the previous one they had stolen.

Bloody thieves!
Romance › Re: Thread closedt by lionphil(m): 7:15am On May 23, 2025
durentboi:
I've been called good-looking, average and ugly.
I just want to know which it is and be at peace with myself.

Please don't sympathize with me, I just want the truth.

Harsh comments are welcome as well.

Thanks
Apart from your forehead that seems to extend all the way to Jerusalem, your nose takes more than half of your face... You're not good looking, you're just manageable.

2.5/10
Politics › Re: "I Know Road & Will Lead You To The Promised Land" - President Tinubu by lionphil(m): 7:09am On May 23, 2025
fergie001:
Someone in the crowd says "Follow who know road"



President Bola Tinubu speaking at the APC National Summit, just after the endorsement of the APC Governors Forum


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_il2fpvHoow?si=9rXDxS3JBCuoZnKv
I know he's referring to the Fulani herdsmen... He won't achieve that feat. He can keep trying but there's a bus stop in front.
Politics › Re: "We Will Win At The End, Mad People": Kanu Arrives In Court,Confident Of Victory by lionphil(m): 3:53pm On May 22, 2025
helinues:
That's what frustration can lead to which was exactly the game. Just frustrate him with court proceedings

More adjournment loading
The guy isn't frustrated, he was having a chitchat with someone that was being recorded. That wasn't meant for the public space. He has won the FG before, he will win them again. The second witness kept contradicting himself. Even the judge got tired and had to dismiss him.

Genuine barristers from the eastern region are the best. The Yoruba barristers couldn't even stand up for their witness. They also couldn't make a good case against the videos that were presented.

Nigeria has lost this one from the beginning... You kidnapped someone. Nnamdi Kanu is teaching them how things are being done in the advanced world.
Politics › Re: I Will Strike Out Your Case — Judge Warns FG Over Delays In Nnamdi Kanu’s Trial by lionphil(m): 2:52pm On May 22, 2025
fuckingAyaya:
Nobody can jail ohamadike the earlier you know the better for u people. U want to jail someone that foretold you of every atrocities going on today in this country years before it happened? Una no dey fear?
He also mentioned in one of his broadcasts that he will come to fight the battle in their courts and win them.
Politics › Re: FG Bans Night Driving For Fuel Tankers by lionphil(m): 7:45am On May 22, 2025
This government isn't done with killing its citizens. So all these tanker explosions that have been killing people in Lagos and other states isn't enough.

They don't even have a reasonable reason. Na God hand we dey for this country.

Expect more accidents and deaths. We will all have sense by force. When you vote in incompetent chronic thieves, they will only wish you death.
Politics › Re: Troops Neutralize Bello Turji’s Top Commander, Alhaji Shaudo Alku, Footsoldiers by lionphil(m): 1:49pm On May 20, 2025
TimeManager:
https://dailypost.ng/2025/05/19/military-neutralizes-bello-turjis-top-commander-alhaji-shaudo-alku-others-footsoldiers/?
Believe this lie at your own peril... No pictures, no videos. Tomorrow the same guy will appear again as usual.

Today they will say the terrorist are from other countries tomorrow they will pardon them, give them money and recruit them into the army.

Ewedu logic!
Politics › Re: Suspected IPOB Fighters Kill Soldier Who Sneaked Out To Attend A Party by lionphil(m): 9:26am On May 20, 2025
SarkinYarki:
He sneaked out or they were rented to provide security for the event , no way any soldiers will wear Fatigue to go for strippers party alone especially in Anambra
Don't mind those people... IPOB that I know will always take the firearm. These people aren't telling the truth. He sneaked out and still carried his gun? They usually submit their guns, how did this one carry his own.

With repentant bandits being in the army, how are we sure he wasn't killed by an army personnel that he was with? They don't move alone na.

They should stop lying to us Biko
Travel › Re: Truck's Brakes Fail, Kills 5, Injures Others During Easter Celebration In Gombe by lionphil(m): 4:55am On Apr 22, 2025
God help us!
Romance › Re: Please Guys What's Your Take On This Friend/neighbour by lionphil(m): 9:12pm On Apr 21, 2025
Okeytech:
I have this neighbor who happens to be my friend but not close. He has come to borrow money from me more than three times promising to pay back on so so and so day but never returns it and infact he never talks about the money again and i also kept quiet. Now he met me again this morning asking me to borrow him 5k, promising to pay back tomorrow evening that his children have not eaten since yesterday. Sincerely i feel pity for him because of the children but i'm equally scared of giving him due to the previous ones he hasn't returned. Please guys what should i do? Honestly if i'm sure he'll return it tomorrow i won't hesitate to give him right now but i fear he'll repeat what he has been doing.

The funny thing about him is that anytime he doesn't have money, he remembers i'm his friend but once he has money, i'll never see him at all, he doesn't come close to me, his wife becomes his friend when he has money. I've been helping him and his family in so many ways that i don't want to mention. He has a car and i've never dreamt of having one ooo.
Just like previous times, you'll never get that money back.

Now decide, are you still willing to give him or not??

1. It is more blessed to give than to receive

2. Wisdom is profitable to direct.

Oya which Bible phrase do you intend to use??
Romance › Re: A Very Beautiful Nigerian Girl Cautions Her Fellow Naija Hotties by lionphil(m): 9:06pm On Apr 21, 2025
Westchester:
This beautiful and angelic Nigerian lady has caution her fellow ladies to always be picky about the men they marry.
Check pics grin tongue
With this head wey be like sacrifice? Na wa oo
Politics › Re: Police, Lawyer React To Alabi Quadri's Release by lionphil(m): 7:56am On Apr 21, 2025
Oblongata:
NPF has since lost its credibility! But if you know them well enough, you would know the boy was truly guilty!

I mean wetin dem wan gain from arresting the boy if he were not truly guilty?

We don’t need to politicise everything!!!
This one is new to Nigeria ooo. Police that shoots drivers on the road for not paying 50 naira... Those are the same ones you think won't arrest an innocent person? You must be high on colos. There are many incidents online, educate yourself by reading them.

Police is not your friend. Police men in a van that I asked for directions a few years back but they decided to direct me to a bush. Thank God I knew what the road looked like just that I wasn't sure of which part of Benin it was.
Politics › Re: Benue Government's Letter Was issued To Stop Me From Visiting - Peter Obi by lionphil(m): 8:02pm On Apr 14, 2025
Salewa97:
This is very pathetic from Obi.

How will a governor who is a priest issue a statement preventing you from visiting his state? Is it not obvious that you are trying to politicize your visit?
It's not easy to identify fo.ols... their modus operandi is the same. He said in his statement that the ADC sent him a message. Isn't that enough evidence?

Oponu aye ati orun!
Romance › Re: Is It Safe To Borrow Loans And Send My Wife To School Abroad? by lionphil(m): 6:36pm On Apr 07, 2025
irumole1975:
My wife’s been nursing plans to have her MBA in the US. So, she recently just got admitted in a school in the US. It was her ex that guide us through applying to that school because he’s already there, and both were in communication she he left for the US.

I don’t have the whole raw cash right now and we need about 25million naira more to add to what I have. I have the snags to borrow this money in no time and my wife urged me to do this since I can spread the payment over two years .

I spoke with my friend and he disagree with this move completely. I’m at a cross right now tbh
Egungun be careful Na express you dey go.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: My Manager Dey Pray For Office For My Sack by lionphil(m): 8:32am On Apr 06, 2025
marksonrick:
There's a guy in there that have taken over almost all the girls. That guy is deeply into her and I feel that she is deeply into him too.
The guy looks like a diabolical guy, although i am not sure however, he controls from the security to the manager.

Imagine telling a particular staff to stop giving the manager a particular product and till now, the manager has not been getting that product.

She will still lost her senses whenever she sees the guy even though I take her our.
Abi Na the guy wan indirectly sack you?
Education › Re: Man Loses N33m Meant For Studies Abroad To Sports Betting, Seeks Financial Help by lionphil(m): 4:35pm On Apr 05, 2025
Sonofgod1990:
Dis man nawa for you oo wink
grin
Education › Re: Man Loses N33m Meant For Studies Abroad To Sports Betting, Seeks Financial Help by lionphil(m): 4:43pm On Apr 03, 2025
Sonofgod1990:
Him own case na moimoi. Me wey spent about 400 million naira on bet and loose them all nko? But thank God i have recovered all d money lost from dsame sportybet aswear. Godnodeysleep
Lol! It's good to wish. If you actually had such money, you won't be here.
Health › Re: Doctors In The House Please Help Me Interpret This Test Result “i’m Scared” by lionphil(m): 8:18am On Mar 25, 2025
Axel1:
Two days ago "Saturday" I went took a test, I did Liver function and kidney function test, I also did liver and kidney scan, total of 39k.

I did these tests because liver problem killed my dad 21 years ago, due to excessive drinking, stout was his favorite then. The Dr said that the drink chopped off parts of his liver.

Back to topic, I have been feeling a lot of pains lately at the right side of my stomach, and I found myself drinking excessively lately and taking other drugs.

I normally drink 6 to 7 bottles of guiness on a daily basis, the minimum I have recorded within the last few months Is 4 bottles In a day.

Within the last 90 days, If I haven't drank guiness, It won't be more than three days, or four at most. If that's the only problem then it'd be a very good thing for me, I won't be too anxious to take a test.

I also normally take tramadol and refnol on a daily basis, daily dose of my tramadol intake is 800mg, last two weeks I bought 11 Sachet of teka tramadol for 110,000 naira, the sellers were arguing with me that I intend selling them, I told them that I normally take it and it won't last me up to 13 days but them nor believe me, they thought I'm buying it to resell, I also take Hygra daily for filmer erection.

I can't remember when last I didn't had sex, I normally sex every single day of my life, at least two to three prostitutes everyday, all skin to skin "without condom" at the brothel.

Also, whenever I called a runs girl to come meet me at the hotel, I normally opens the condom, and then use my teeth to tear the mouth and insert it back into the Sachet, and when the girl comes I pretend to open it, then I'd wear it and start bleeping, few minutes later my penis would shoot out of the hole and it'd turn to skin to skin sex, sometimes they'd be aware and sometimes they won't, majority of them once they're aware and ask me to use another, I'd tell them it's the last that I got and they would have no choice than to continue with the sex.

This Is my daily lifestyle, this morning alone, I have taken two guiness at the hotel I'm currently in right now, "pics below"

I newly got married, it's been 8 months now, and I have a son. I'm scared, the pains I'm feeling at the right side of my stomach is getting intense on a daily basis.

After taking the test two days ago, the doctor was not around to interpret the result for me, I went this morning and they told me he isn't coming today, until tomorrow. I'm so very anxious right now, please doctors in the house, help me interpret this result.
Congratulations sir, your egungun is already at the express road, e remain make trailer jam am.

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