PaulThor:


Now this deserves my accolade.. Lovely rhymes, great timing, wonderful concept, near perfect delivery and executions.. I love reading your epistle. You came and redeemed us from kazna's gibberish drops..

Lol
Thanks homie

If i were real i would respect most of you
And when asked about dopes, i would vet most of you
But i will say you wack, & i can ex most of you
Cos hiphop brings out the fake in rappers, its expects boast of you
Real talk would mean saying that i'm fan of Coogar
And he could school me in the game like he's a brand of N.U.G.A.
But i will rather have unprotected sex with a gang of hookers
Or turn the other cheek after being smacked by the Palm of Buddha
To be real on giyazz, i would stop the whole bįtching
I'ld say:
how you, gift
love how you spit
Could you pls show me the ropes, teach me!
What??
fork how you spit
Don't show me the ropes or teach me
In fact Show me the ropes & Lynch me!
I can try to stop the truth but i can't abolish the facts
AlexPissu scripts food for the mind, nourishing cats
His scripts like ancient scrolls...containing Knowledge and facts
Real recognise real, but liricyst will never acknowledge that cat
Obesemf is another dope
Moses with the pen
I could start a religion with the scripts the brother's wrote!
Barely a year the brother rose
On the pile of corpses as he murdered foes
But he's my rival; so get me my bible
And I'll perjure myself as i deny the phatman's skill under oath
What of Bis and his wonder quotes?
The one who set dudes right
Educated us as we studied his textbook writes
Since being real is seen as a dįck suck attempt
I'll never admit ibime's drops is the reason I ever picked up a pen!
And rebel? Saw as he got his niche slowly designed
Now Evil got the homie's defined
Ironically the homie's divine
Cos each time i read dark's script, i feel like God has shown me the light!
But Bleep the sharwama bloke
I'm gonna act like he is as silly as an skinny orphan doing fat mama's jokes
And the illest nigga on no Medication?
Who needs Zen? Anozie is my own meditation
When my spirit is depressed...his lyrics give me that soul levitation
Lift this gee, with 90 vertical degrees of some kr0ne elevation
Elevation ke? Na lie o...i just dey script this jokingly
My truth serum still sealed, why would i admit this openly?
Adanna28 you no casual beauty, i could give you head
But you already got brains, you an official nerd!
I should say:
“I'm ya devout disciple, have all ya scripts and epistles read
Addicts can relate to how i can't get enough of Krystle mets!
Beauty, brains, personality…you are a triple threat”
Setting ya money that I will really say that is just a wishful bet
How about this: ya lips is ya single threat
Its lovely my little ref, I need a blow & my whistle’s set
I see you Elymaxiimus, its all love with no single blindness
Your wicked union with the pen produces no single kindness
Insane head, but instead, I'm going say you're simple minded
Forget how you’ve been killing it with ya sinful mindset
I’ll claim you could never raise the bar…not with ya little biceps!
To the triple fly vets
Ksslib, guykhena & emaprince,
You are certain flow gods here
But I'm a producer with a low budget
You are getting no props here!
Jigsawkillah, llaykorn, i love your styles, maybe i should shout you out?
I'll rather suffocate Gollum & give him mouth to mouth!
There are some new talents here,
If i were real I'll scout you out,
Then shout you out
But for now, ill claim you are Profanity to this responsible man
No way i would shout you out!

#Peace

JigsawKillah:

I know what he meant And it's not what you're thinking

oh...okay he quoted my comment sha.

JigsawKillah:


Which level?

he thinks liricyst is your ghost account

JigsawKillah:


Which level?

he thinks liricyst is your ghost account

kr0ne:

Lyricist, these guys are taunting us. We mus not fail to give em a show this year!

Lol.....Give them a show? On audio? Are we trying to kill the audience with vocal wackness or what? Lmao.
Wellm...I'm down sha. kr0ne, liricyst, & warriblood...I wonder how many downloads we go get.
Anyways....i will start practicing. I just found out i ain't as horrible as i thought i was from audio disses.


To the cypher...one word......mature.
From the beat to the rappers to their different styles. Mature.

Nods.

Finally heard rebel on a beat....
was a bit worried cos a lack of flow would have destroyed his metaphorical style.
After his first two bars...my worries were eased.
Classic verse.....beast flow.

Limerick...perhaps the most serious i have seen you. Secretly glad you didn't flip. I liked how you came here. You paid more attention to being lyrical and it paid off. Very audible too. Very relatable mets. Very relatable. Dope verse.

Jreyez.... Your rap style is very accustomed to cyphers. Nice flow. You got that delivery that sounds intelligent. I love your production on this one. Thumbs up

JigsawKillah:
Y'all peep this up and criticise.
http://www.datafilehost.com/d/2fbcea20
Jigs ft Voke9ice

Not bad. I saw airmark asking you to work on your vocals. To be more specific, you need To work on flow. Work on how your lyrics sync with the beat. Work on matching your lyrics to the beat.
Then your need a style of your own. That one can be locked down by practice. You seemed to just be chanting your lyrics.
Nice attempt still

ELYMAXiimus:
I'm not impressed. But I won't pull an olamide here. No. I'll pull a max.


Giyaz, you and who organized this award show?
Next time, four strict reputable members should do the nominees selection process. And everyone should come to a consensus that every nominee for a category deserves to be nominated for that category, before opening the floor for votes to roll in.

I don't understand why a nigga who had just one battle throughout the year was nominated for the Aggressive TEXTCEE of the year in the first place.

I don't understand why giyaz got nominated for best personal punchliner when he had just 2 battles of which he won one. Whereas, other niggas who weren't nominated used personals week in, week out, in several battles.

I don't understand why giyaz got nominated for the best punchliner when he had no punchlines per se, but just 1 or 2 personals which gave him a win against rebel.

I don't remember Jayson battling last year; why was he nominated for those categories?

Each nomination list should constitute not more than 4 to 5 candidates.

The lists should be based on the achievements of each Individual in relation to the category.

Each list should be based on the year in consideration.

It should be impervious to past glory. It should base on current form. IMO, those of you who had just one or two battles, or no battles shouldn't make a list for a category pertaining to battles.

For last year, these are the only names I expected to see on such lists:

Obesemf ( dude also won a tourney. Battled week in, week out, yet he gets "trashed" in this your award show. Great.)
Elymax
Darkenedrebel
Bruce007
Liricyst
Jigsawkillah

Thank you.

I had the same complaint. One person cannot bring out a list and nominate himself on all categories. When i heard an award would be done, i told obesemf that i didn't expect to be nominated on any category cos i know how biased the guy in charge would be. I should have been nominated in that cypher category alongside darkrebel. Even though darkrebel gets my vote on that category, i definitely should have been among nominees.

Obesemf was a big revolution this year. He knew this would happen. He even addressed this issue quietly on his verse on darkrebel's cypher. The dude surely has the gift of foresight.
Anyways, its done and dusted. Life continues

Happy Birthday Obesemf!

BerryScott:

i see u

Lmao!
Didn't know you were on nairaland dear.
Hmmm...so you came here to look for handsome guys abi?

On a second thought, this award ish is a little biased.
The nominations should have been done by about three/four members
I don't see why a particular textcee should name himself in almost all categories

BEST BATTLE OF THE YEAR

September to Remember: Elymaxiimus vs Coogar

Thrilla in manilla: Ksslib vs Grayline


BEST MALE BATTLER

Darkenedrebel


BEST FEMALE BATTLER

Gladyys


FFR POSTER OF THE YEAR


Dj5naira

JigSawkillah

Alexpissu


BEST CONSCIOUS TEXTCEE

Alexpissu

Adanna28

BEST AGGRESSIVE TEXTCEE
.....

RHYMER OF THE YEAR
(This category will be judged on how well a nominated member can rhyme or out rhyme any opponent or the rest of the members. How well he uses slants, how good he is with word pronunciations, and how slick his rhymes are.) √

Ibime


BEST PUNCHLINER OF THE YEAR
(This will be judged on how dōpe and creative a nominated battler can be with his punchlines. How well he constructs punchlines, and how educative they can be. Judged with the battles he/her had this year.) √

Ksslib

BEST METAPHOR/SIMILE DROPPER OF THE YEAR
(This will be judged on how well and how much a nominated battler uses metaphors/similes in battles he or her has had this year.) √

Darkenedrebel


BEST PERSONAL PUNCHER OF THE YEAR
(This category will be judged on how well a nominated member uses personals as punchlines in battles he/her has had this year. How stinging, embarrassing, revealing and controversial his personals are. Plus how consistent he/her has been with this style.) √

Giyazz


NEWBIE OF THE YEAR
(This category will be judged on how participative, consistent and contributive a new comer has been in this section since he/her arrival.) √


Obesemf


NEWBIE BATTLER OF THE YEAR
(This is almost the same with the former category, but in this case we are focusing on the battling aspect. Hence, this category will be judged on how participative(battles he's had), improved and dedicated a newbie battler has become since his/her arrival.) √


Obesemf


BEST BATTLE JUDGE OF THE YEAR
(This category will be judged on how well a nominated member approaches the battles he/her has been tagged to judge. How well he breaks down his verdicts and how he elaborates every detail in a battle, plus how well he educates the battlers and readers with his verdicts.) √

Emaprince


KING/QUEEN OF CYPHERS

Darkenedrebel(Holocaust cypher, Grayline's Back in the day cypher, Nairaland text cypher 2015 and Greek gods cypher)
Kr0ne (Grayline's Back in the day cypher and The Greek gods cypher)



BEST EVENT ORGANIZER
(This award goes to the nominated member who is well recognized for organizing events, such as battle threads, cyphers, Notes and tourneys)

Kr0ne
Darkenedrebel


AUDIO EMCEE OF THE YEAR
(This category will be judged on how consistent a nominated member has been with his/her music career. How consistently he releases studio recorded songs compared to the other nominated members. Plus how dōpe his songs are. NOTE: Strictly studio recorded songs. No Voice notes spitter nominated.)


Limerick


AUDIO SPITTER OF THE YEAR(VN Category)
(This is same with the former, but in this case we are focusing on the Voice note part. So nominated members will be judged on how many dōpe rap voice note he/her has brought out this year, whether in battles or for the fun of it, and How dōpe the VNs are.) √

Limerick


MOST PEACEFUL MEMBER OF THE YEAR

Kr0ne
(for that let's make thread. Deserves a nobel prize for peace)

MOST AGGRESSIVE MEMBER OF THE YEAR

Darkenedrebel
Coogar


FUNNIEST MEMBER OF THE YEAR

Huh? No one here makes me laugh.

CLOSEST SECTION TO THE RAP BATTLE SECTION

Sports section
Romance section


CLOSEST FOREIGNER TO THE RAP BATTLE SECTION

don't know any of the nominess



THERE SHOULDN"T BE ANY AWARD AT ALL IF FLOW IS NOT AMONG THE AWARDS

Gladyys/ ibime

Barywhyte:


Oga sir, did u get any confirmation message after sending it? Plz share

No i didn't
They blocked my line during the time they did the massive blocking. Then i used the BVN option cos i was too busy to go to any of their centres.
I couldn't call out or receive calls.
On the third day after the blocking my line rose again, i got a call from a friend. That's how i knew it was done.

I then dialled *789# and i got the confirmation there that it was indeed registered.

I never bothered going to their office. I used the BVN option and they registered me themselves.

airmark:


Here you have it:

hahaha!
Good one!

Am so angry that i missed out on this tourney. Wanted to get more poetic. This KOP thing would have provided the much needed experience.
In fact i deserve a ban for not writing to the creation vs destruction thingy

Airmark, kindly give me my sentence

Emaprince:
Rebel outshone the rest niggas.

We were not outshone bro...we were only blown to smithereens

GIYAZZ:
Who stays around Victoria Island, Lagos? I'll be there in no time now. I and my team came for a music program. I will be staying for two days. I wanna see a Nairaland glad before I leave. Who stays around?

Even the closest areas? Festac? Ijesha? Palm groove? Lekki? common, let's hang out!

Lol......Ijesha and festac close to victoria island? LOL

JigsawKillah:
Smh And y'all excluded me

surprising you not on it kr0ne and elymax too even 007bruce wanted to see four of you on it

I copped a PhD in biology,
after I got blindfolded .... sketched then
perfectly.... labelled the female anatomy! - Dark

LOL!!!

then in Mathematics class - my scythe will do
the lung division!! - Dark

Lovely! Maybe cos i love knowledge inclined bars.

my foes like Transgenders in male prisons - cos
their assës are in danger! - Dark

Funny simile


top ten? i better make the list,
they'll prolly put me 11th cause i don't script
like Bis! - obesemf

LOL! i feel your pain bro...you speaking for us two. me and you na 11th and 12th.


bleeped a diabetic virgin, now i wonder if the
wound will ever heal - Obesemf

*in giyazz voice* Now that's fucking evil like sticking a d.ick in morgana's ass

kr0ne:

Check again.

Thanks bro!

Btw....how come we were only four?
Dark told me you and elymax were going to be on it....that's why i had to scribble something down. We too few o.
I should have written more

kr0ne
I made my verse short so it can be easy to read...but this formatting here has messed up the flow cos it looks untidy.

i sent the verse to rebel with proper use of paragraphs.

We all poo na. Na wa o.

Look, this is a non-issue. I tease girls i date on how smelly their stuff is, and they tease me back. If you can't even be comfortable with a guy about natural things like this, then you are in the wrong relationship

Nnemuka:
my boyfriend enjoys watching me poo, says the smell makes him love me the more.

My God! That is weird

Amusaopeyemi:
Who is the anointed? Rev king? Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha #Wonderful

Lmao! Very Wonderful

Bars:



Lol. . .murdered note signed!!!oya beg for thread

this was in February. Even before i became noob king. I'm retired now

GIYAZZ:
GET READY FOR THE NAIRALAND RAP BATTLE SECTION ANNUAL AWARDS CEREMONY!!!!!

This award ceremony is being established to recognize the hard work members of the rap battle section have been putting in to keep the section alive and kicking.
From the 1st of January till date, members of the section have been contributing in one way or the other in keeping the Rap battle section on it's feet. With different personalities from different backgrounds with different styles coming together in a public forum to host cyphers, battles, tourneys and etc. It is not easy. So it is only right we recognize their works and dedication, hence this award ceremony.

It's gonna be hot, full of suspense and interesting!

But before that, we will drop the nomination list and let every member of the section vote in each category.

You will be voting for your winner in the votable categories and then keep your fingers crossed for the final result.

The nomination list consisting of all categories will be out tonight. Just get ready to vote your winners!!!

organizers: Kr0ne, Giyazz and of course Airmark.

Una for tell me say una go do award na. I for use my year find enough trouble

kr0ne:
Hahahaha! Llaykorn, you have a rival. Beware of MuhdG!!! Dude is a killer! I believe Liricyst saw this coming and decided to play safe.

Lol!
Liricyst wouldn't pull a no-show for a fear of a loss o

Am fearless

Congrats bro Sorry for the no-show i had only a half verse done added to my disconnected mtn line.
First time i pulled a no-show tho. Nice verse btw.

Poetic Scene!

kr0ne:


Topic: My High School Crush.

Narrate to us your experience with a girl you had a crush on while in high school; the fun, the daredevil risks you took and some silly things you had to do to get her attention and, probably, win her heart.


24 lines/12 bars max.

Please note that I emboldened the "entertainment" criterion, as I might give the W to the contestant whose verse is more enjoyable.

Cc: Oluwagrin

Na wa o
See Topic!!!!!!
Why is my own judge too poetic na
Chai!! Serious headblock dey do me