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Rap Battles / Re: Darkrebel Vs Liricyst by liricyst(m): 3:07pm On Sep 28, 2015
darkenedrebel:
Thanks for taking the time to vote..
Current scores- Darkrebel 11 - Liricist 0

BATTLE THREAD CLOSED

DARKREBEL WINS VIA K.O grin

nice brawl lyricist...

Guy why you wait till e reach 11 na? You no get any atom of pity sef. Btw 3 is k.o......5 is t.k.o
but 11 Mehn you whopped me to pluto and back.
Nice bars man....i don't think I've ever been beaten so comprehensively

Gottoboy....i fall your hand? Instead make you help me pick my fallen body up. Such a goo friend you are. Lmao

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Rap Battles / Re: Darkrebel Vs Liricyst by liricyst(m): 3:00pm On Sep 28, 2015
Illverbz:
What's with the over used Science watery jab schemes, Lyricist?
You just got yourself whooped. Your punchlines were not hitting at all. I'm not trying to sway though, but it's very obvious you lost this battle so easy. Just try and be creative and stop using these lame science jabs to battle. If you're gonna use them, try and be more unique and intelligent.

MVGT goes to Darkenedrebel. Though he had a lot of stretched bars, he still was consistent with the punchlines. But like Ibime has rightly said, this stretching of bars has gotta stop. How can you drop over 6 lines in one quatrain? Last time I checked, a quatrain is made up of 4 lines. It is very wrong! Stop the stretching, man.

Nice battle though.




You don't have to be a fool while voting. I got my ass handed over to me....and so what? Na me first lose?
Don't make this more important than it is. After i read darkrebel's bars....i knew i had lost. Don't talk about creativity either cosni don't think you even know what it means

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Rap Battles / Re: Darkrebel Vs Liricyst by liricyst(m): 2:55pm On Sep 28, 2015
mikuz:
Easy win for Darkrebel, Lyricyst should stop all this science blah blah.

The scheme in his first two punches are the most ridiculous I've seen in textrap though I like the way he took me back to JSS3 Integrated Science.


MVGT : Darkrebel

Lol!
Rap Battles / Re: Darkrebel Vs Liricyst by liricyst(m): 7:43pm On Sep 27, 2015
darkenedrebel:
LYRIC'S FUNERAL RITES


If this wimp ransacking/ My 'desert eagle' will smack him...when its 'wings' start flapping/ If he runs, he'll 'slip'. .like the bïtch was 'napping']/ Before i take him to a scraper....Then 'drop Lyric off the top'........like 'freestyle rapping'!/


Y'all know this böob aint impressive/ & all his moves ain't effective/ So if the tool claim's he's cursive / Or brags that he tight.. I'll bruise the goof's frail intestines/ Cos everyone's well aware....that the 'Lyric is horrible'...... '2-Chainz verses!/

I'm blessed with the wits/ & I've wrestled with beasts/ So this gremlin be mute...when this veteran speaks/But if his voice resonates....I'll plunge spears in his ribs/ Then slash his vocal chords....just to 'dumb down Lyric!...... like 'Commercial Artistes!/


My rhyming earned me pearls/ & got me grnding with the girls/ They suck my cöck good.. plus they yearning for my thrusts/But this sex-starved virgin....& paêdophilic perv/ Stll won't be getting heads......if we memorised a verse/
bring that back ........... .... .
i said 'Lyric' still won't 'get in heads'....... . if we 'memorize a verse'!/


It'd be a cold decapitation/Of this slow abonimation/ I'm more important than the Pope is.....in holy Vatican nation/ So quit yodelling you döpe....or my chrome's in equation/ Cos you still won't 'great fool!......if you stretched forth your palms....to 'show appreciation'!/






All his science bars were booed, & up there is the proof/ Cos his nonsense don't groove/ & every time that he raps..all the dudes do rebuke/So it's nothing but the truth/When i tell you....that his physics schemes 'don't work'....like 'unemployed youths'!/

If i sight his 'BFF'......he'll meet his awful end/ & after I've scorched him with the pen/ I'll have him strapped between 'brëasts'....then let that tech blow.....that's how you kill a 'bosom' friend!/

I'm La Geratti Del Diablo... . & i control the Mafia /My Amigos call me Rico,..Cos my flows are nastier/ Than the martial art skills...of Romanov Natasha./ See my guns haven't 'aged'.. & I'm reloading em' faster/ So when bullets fly.....Lyric would be 'catching them young'......'Barcelona La Masia'!/

You'll never see me luke warm/ When I'm splitting these bums/ when i chop off 'Lyric's head'....I won't slit his ripped gums/ But rather hand it to a dame...as 'proposal for marriage'.....since it's filled with [i)'ring'[/i] worms!/ I spit bombs, beat chumps...but this bloke's lighter/ & a slow rider/ I'll ship his cracked bones to markets...cos I'm a Cold Viper/ & that's how i be 'selling off the lyric'........like I'm a 'Ghost writer'!/

TheDarkRebel is Rambo/ Juvi-jabbing like Drago/ My closer is dizaster....but this faggit can't handle/ Watch me strangle & mangle.....Then hang him to dangle/ Till y'all 'totally forget Lyric'........like the 'Canibus battle'/
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by liricyst(m): 7:36pm On Sep 27, 2015
darkenedrebel:


you didn't meet up with deadline, so normally you are to post first.. do that & I'll follow suit asap.. no biggie

done!!
Waiting on yours
Rap Battles / Re: Darkrebel Vs Liricyst by liricyst(m): 7:35pm On Sep 27, 2015
Diss at darkrebel

Even science agrees that saying he’s in his element is not wise/
He’s never “top four on the table” when list of any vets is compiled/
He has no chemistry with his art so the table of elements gon suffice/
If i hear “He has large brain”….
I’ll put a bullet in his head cos I’m always gunning “for elements of surprise”!!/

See? His intelligence is something my first two lines objects!/
I’ll make more bullets clear his flawed brain till the Fool’s mind corrects!!/
His head gets shot up mehn/with pellets just short of ten/
only eight went in!
Focus!
Half the ninth still visible cos the big head can’t offer full nine subjects!!/

Giyaz made the lines connect/
he showed dark stole ideas we thought the man conceived/
Like his father, his ass got exposed...the LovePeddler wore damn Torn Briefs!/
Now think of the all times the Horror Has Wronged bis/
Then “be the judge”...cos there’s “no single respect in his family”….i mean “no honour among thieves”!!/

I’ll show his stupidity knows no bounds, damn silly mehn/
When i do “a number on all his accounts” like BVN!/
He drags with mods at his expense/& “stretch beef” like “the dead lines he extends”/
So by end of this october, the fool will deactivate more accounts than CBN!/

He changes names like voldemort so dig me when/
I say The dark lord has many acts but here he’ll play the dead Tom riddle kid!/
In this verse i plan to kill him all over the place…show death’s Mobility/
Like i Made the “dick take tours” round the world...to show Rebels have a Widespread Morbidity!/

In a row, he’ll bow to three persons...the catholic was bred on trinity!/
Elymax led off, finished him/
Giyaz cut his head off lyrically/
Call this a cold case…as i destroy the remaining evidence by ripping him to his last shred of dignity!/

I would vividly get the bagger battered/
I’ll Plank the bros spine/ till he complies/ with his hands on his back like dancing kabakaba!/
Make him lose interest in life when I have ah dagger/ “bore him to death” as I punch holes all over the battered slacker/
Then lay the little bug to rest when I put the “spotted insect in a box” and call it labalaba!/

See? Honestly, He gon get that work….I’ll make sure he’s slowly hammered!/
My words punch till his head goes round and round, show him karma/
That’s Revenge for the language/ to amend all you damaged/
Rebel will fall here with his great knockout English…cos all the fool really does is Blow big grammar!/

darkenedrebel:



I don't wanna battle you. your stock has fallen incredibly & beating you is like defeating captainflash. ...
I only wanted to kill you again for yapping your mouth & you ducked like a fat vaginna
you are not even on my to-do list.

Liricyst, Jigsawkillah... these are the guys I have in mind, not uneducated nitwits that write bars like Team Mar Ya grin

With all his drama the kid feels he’s now a Starlet? , Please!/
He wouldn’t “move this cat”….if he were a harnessed beast!/
The fool said I was on his target list/
So I prescribe/that his Lord Jesus describe/ to this scribe/
How liricyst came here specifically for the ill….so he knows that its him that I target least!!/


If you “passed all of the above” and none got you…then with this your options finished!/
I’ll listen to those crying for your death….lyrically I’ll be the Pontius mimic!/
These cautious critics/ may avoid condemning your obnoxious lyrics/
But they know that Even if you sneak up on me with a blitz attack….you couldn’t drop conscious lyrics!!!/

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Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by liricyst(m): 7:35pm On Sep 27, 2015
darkenedrebel:


you didn't meet up with deadline, so normally you are to post first.. do that & I'll follow suit asap.. no biggie

okay...posting...
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by liricyst(m): 7:29pm On Sep 27, 2015
darkenedrebel:


after you...

Lol...go post na! I will post after you. I can't feed cos my verse is with kr0ne already

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Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by liricyst(m): 7:23pm On Sep 27, 2015
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by liricyst(m): 11:25pm On Sep 26, 2015
ELYMAXiimus:

you quoted max. Lol

lol..i just noticed..
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by liricyst(m): 11:24pm On Sep 26, 2015
darkenedrebel:
fool... I don't give a fÜck about your battle . you would definitely get cremated.
i don't intend to vote or sway either. you must think everybody is as prepubescent as you are..

rockati∅n would be mailed to remove the front page privilege as well....
anything Therebel doesn't touch, doesn't prosper or booms... that's a fact cheesy


liricyst.. it's almost time..
lemme read some quality bars from real & disciplined emcees not street hooligans who should be auditioning in Ojuelegba Open Mic. grin

Darkrebel...my verse has been mailed to kr0ne just so you know its been ready. Can still mail it to anyone of your choice. I wanted to make sure i be the one to post it..to avoid bad editing but been busy. So how are we doing this?

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Rap Battles / Re: Darkrebel Vs Liricyst by liricyst(m): 10:57pm On Sep 26, 2015
Bloody scene!

Verse ready...sorry for the delay
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by liricyst(m): 10:56pm On Sep 26, 2015
ELYMAXiimus:
lol
we laugh at how you post comments with frivolity.
Only you and thecrook crave FP attention. I told you, you and I aren't the same. Don't think i think the same way as you.
You are way too immature. Weytin consyn me consyn FP? You think i want the whole nigeria seeing me spewing harsh words at someone else?
You don't think before you talk, do you? You should learn from alexpissu

and who do you think you are, that you get to tell a supermod what to do and what not to do? Seunosewa?

See what some silly delusion is doing to you. Mhen i feel pity for you though

Sorry mehn...Please if anyone is online to hold my verse for me....indicate!
I'll send it to kr0ne so you know its been ready. Just a crazy period to be online

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Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by liricyst(m): 2:58pm On Sep 24, 2015
darkenedrebel:


why saturday though.. we should have brawled wednesday..
if you can get your verse ready tomorrow then holla & it should be by 6pm not 8 ...

i will meet up
How many bars did we agree on?
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by liricyst(m): 1:03pm On Sep 24, 2015
JigsawKillah:



gay battle

Jig...me and you haven't kicked it before
Sup with that?
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by liricyst(m): 8:28am On Sep 24, 2015
darkenedrebel:


Saturday 8pm

its a date then
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by liricyst(m): 7:43am On Sep 24, 2015
darkenedrebel:



okay... i don't think liricyst is gonna be available, so why don't we kick 10 bars tomorrow?
you in?

Sorry bro, was kinda busy. Let's kick it sat 8 pm or sun 8 pm...your choice
Rap Battles / Re: Almost Everybody In This Section Inspired Me...help Me Make Better. by liricyst(m): 2:41pm On Sep 23, 2015
well i did spot some good ideas...

But here's my advice. You have to lock down rhyming. That's the first stage. Its rap cos of rhymes.
Usually i first have an idea of what i want to say..then find the rhymes to help me tell it best.
Practise rhyming words...practise rhyming schemes. You can start with 2/3 syllables. If you not sure how to rhyme a word...Google its pronunciation. Immediately you would know what rhymes with it.

Once you get that. ...dive into metaphors and similes cos they help your audience envision what you have in mind.

Just keep scripting and practising bro
textceeing takes an insane amount of practise...i could dig up some of my first verses on ffr for you...and you would laugh at me die.
Let krystle said...we all practise.
even if Practice doesn't make you perfect....it makes you effing good
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by liricyst(m): 12:28pm On Sep 18, 2015
coogar:


dem no born am well.
it's only when he sees liricyst, goshdick and obianojazz that he gets erections.

when it comes to the nuccas in the top-tier level, dem no born elymax well to beat his chest.
the coog would beat him so hard, he would be feeding through a pipe for the next 9 months.

while you use the same 9 months to script your next 6bars. SMH

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Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by liricyst(m): 6:08pm On Sep 17, 2015
mikuz:


SMH . . .
Lolololol, had an off day today so say I make I use am find trouble small. grin grin


find trouble with bars
..yab am on ffr
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by liricyst(m): 5:25pm On Sep 17, 2015
Wins...losses
dope...wack
y'all care about these things too much.
Okay,I'm a fan of competition but only when its healthy.
NL isn't cool with all these rants and fights.
Controversies and rivalries sure spice up the game...but you guys are dropping less bars and doing more beetching.
I never did see kr0ne or ibime do any of these. Y'all should be men

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Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by liricyst(m): 12:45pm On Sep 17, 2015
darkenedrebel:

sure, next week Tuesday/Wednesday would be great ..12 bars..
perfect! those are my two free days next week
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by liricyst(m): 12:45pm On Sep 17, 2015
darkenedrebel:

sure, next week Tuesday/Wednesday would be great ..12 bars..
perfect! those are my two free days next week
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by liricyst(m): 12:10pm On Sep 17, 2015
darkenedrebel:



I don't wanna battle you. your stock has fallen incredibly & beating you is like defeating captainflash. ...
I only wanted to kill you again for yapping your mouth & you ducked like a fat vaginna
you are not even on my to-do list.

Liricyst, Jigsawkillah... these are the guys I have in mind, not uneducated nitwits that write bars like Team Mar Ya grin

Hmmm....a darkrebel vs liricyst brawl.
that would def be worth pulling out of my recent scripting laziness.
Perhaps some time next week or two weeks time. I'm very busy with some personal project.
Rap Battles / Re: Darkrebel Vs Giyazz - The Holocaust Part 5 by liricyst(m): 2:27am On Sep 16, 2015
GIYAZZ:
Now all I have to do is rebuttal the line before you even spit it. And remember, Personals is just one criteria.

And I got your personals ehn, it's all stored on my phone. From pics to messages and Fb biz. You go die that day!! grin

lol.....i have dirt on you too bro. But i don't want to battle in a while sha

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Rap Battles / Re: Darkrebel Vs Giyazz - The Holocaust Part 5 by liricyst(m): 11:35pm On Sep 15, 2015
Ibime:
Giyazz your next opponent will finish you with personals after what you just typed there about your parents white wedding.

grin grin grin grin Lol..i don write two versions already....was brainstorming on which was better when i saw this grin grin
Politics / Re: How Mysterious Snake Forced Ogun Judge To Release Detained Journalists by liricyst(m): 9:09pm On Sep 15, 2015
The words of the judge is an insight into what is wrong with this nation. Very power drunk.

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Rap Battles / Re: Darkrebel Vs Giyazz - The Holocaust Part 5 by liricyst(m): 7:52pm On Sep 15, 2015
Opener – Tie (both had better lines in the body of their verse. The opener should be one of the strongest to prove you are in for real business)
Closer – Tie (Both were nice…..if giyazz executed his better, would have gone to him. Nice one there giyazz)
Wordplay – Tie (Rebel had better ones but they were common. Almost gave me that Deja vu effect. Giyazz was just plain weak here. ‘Ado’ Ekiti and further ‘Ado’ is a homograph)
Metaphor – Darkrebel 2pts
Rhymes- Darkrebel 2pts
Flow- Giyazz( Very clean) 1 pt
Punchlines- Giyazz (yea…I expected more from rebel but it’s the same with the wordplay, Déjà vu. Nice one giyazz) 3 pts
Personals- Giyazz (However I do not see personals in the voting criteria listed when this doc was created….so let’s leave it out.) 0 pts
Giyaz 4-4 Darkrebel
Tie breaker : Enjoyability: Giyazz
I give this to giyazz cos he came fresher with the punches. However he should get his punning act together.
Darkrebel won this brawl four times…maybe a little underestimation cos its one of his weaker verses.
Congrats giyazz…once beaten, twice shy, thrice raped, four times cremated…but with this at least, you go go heaven

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Rap Battles / Re: Cooger VS Tha-prekky Who's Better!!! by liricyst(m): 8:12am On Sep 12, 2015
obainojazz:
well said....after ibime....its theprekky....anybody that sees coog as a lord should better change religion....3 battles in 3 years....that's disrespect to rap

obiana..that your nice nzo boom nzo boom idea.....shey you see prekky's version:

You'll git broke on collision/ and my plan is to make ur wife a widow, simple/ aftr I suck The Ho's Tips/ till we 'climax'. .but if u think it's a 'Joke', a bazooka to ur torso and it goes. . . GWAM! GWAM!! GWAM! . .like Igbo Riddles!!!/

grin grin grin Gwam gwam gbam...any igbo would laugh furiously to that

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Rap Battles / Re: Cooger VS Tha-prekky Who's Better!!! by liricyst(m): 6:42am On Sep 12, 2015
this was coogar's verse against Ibime??
When you go against ibime...you come with your best. If this is coogar's best....I've got verses that's beat that shit already.
I got respect for all those who started here before me...but the way coogar dissed on two of my verses....i get it now. He probably didn't even decipher them. So many technical flaws. Resisted a rest= insomnia? ?? Rubbish.

Elymaxiimus...whenever you wanna kick bars with a real cat still scripting..holla at mikuz. Free coogar



That said.....prekky verse isn't just rap...that shit is art! I can't pick the best line in his verse. This cat is very intelligent. He is definitely not on coogar's level. He's a level above him. This is even an insult to prekky sef

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Rap Battles / Re: * + Lord Of The Rings Tournament : Sign Up Thread + * by liricyst(m): 9:04pm On Sep 08, 2015
I'm kinda busy too.....
but 20 lines can't be so hard to write na


So i'm signing in officially.

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Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by liricyst(m): 9:01pm On Sep 08, 2015
mikuz:


Wetin concern you? You are not in the tourney so your views are invalid.

Lol....if any spot is left...give it to me

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