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RPirez:
But whenever we report serial offenders and trolls, nothing gets done. A good example is "Livebyday". He's the biggest troll on here with >250 accounts used to troll pple yet, nothing gets done.

GreyLaw:
I was just screaming when I listened to the speech. Bloody good army!

"We don't want war, but if you want war I promise you, so help me God, that other people will raise your children..."

No nonsense and straight to the point!

DonFreshmoney:


My guy just wanted to feel the size of the Anaconda. He was like I heard that black/brown men have big ubunja.. come let me feel it.

But to be honest, was the touch intentional? Person no fit mistakenly touch another person again. Football is a contact sport, and that's contact..

Useless ban

logon599:
This is serious and funny at the same time. Reminds me of Suarez's bite incidents.
I just hope the memes they make from this one are not vulgar.

Though this doesn't look intentional cos from the photos the guy looks like he had his eyes on the ball - pun totally not intended

Kingrexyl:
Really? I'm not gay though.

baganas:
Ideas are not cancelled as trash but replaced with a superior argument

KingAzubuike:
Ever since this bullshìt started, many nairalanders have shown their true colors. They've shown that they know nothing and carry empty heads.

One was arguing with me that Israel is more advanced than China in military technology

Another said Israel has a stronger military than Pakistan, India and turkey.

Another claimed Russia begs Israel for technology.

Another said Iran is no match for Israel and the Persians would be crushed like a bug.

. Well I can't blame them . 2018 Shiloh I was there live when Oyedepo claimed Israel was the most powerful nation on Earth and they have an economy that cannot be rivalled. Many of you shouting and screaming Israel up and down know nothing about international politics and how it's works and are only religiously sentimental. That small country is only a puppet of the western world created to distabilize the middle East. They get rewarded with weapons here and there for their loyalty and asslicking. It was worse during the regime of Ariel Sharon and that of olmert. The same Israel isn't even among the ten most powerful military in the world yet someone had the guts to say after Russia and USA, they come next lol. If not for the substandard Machatz-1 drones they produce and export to needing nations like Saudi Arabia which are inferior to their rq5 and mq1 counterparts as well as their Tavor rifle, and the tips they get from their sugar daddies in the west, nobody would have been saying all these.

NwaAmaikpe:




Nancy Pelosi needs to save our America from being decimated.

Trump is bragging about war but just like Winston Churchill said, "when Warsaw saw war, it was Warsaw no more".
War does no one any good and no one is ever assured of victory.
Even a giant risks having his scrotum pulled off if he decides to battle a dwarf.

Iran is called Iran because anyone whose matter they 'mean' runs away and if they survive it, tell others; "I ran".

They have now come for Trump considering the bounty on his head, he will only be able to look back and say "I ran".
Jesus was betrayed by his own disciple for much less than what is being offered.

No one in the world can guarantee the safety of a person when a fatwa is declared on them, so the earlier he calls a truce or starts running the better for him.

KingAzubuike:
The USA just created problems for their puppets like israel. Thats one country that will suffer from iran the most. And by the time Iran is done with them, Netanyahu will know whatsup.

And for Donald Trump, he's proven over and over again to be a dictator, a schizophrenic patient and a poor thinker.. Killing a top dog of another country is more than enough to spark war even in the stone ages. His silly excuses with mike pompeo was that the innocent man was planning an imminent attack and has been behind the death of thousands of americans lol. America has sown the wind and they shall rip the whirlwind.

Kingrexyl:
Obembet you are a guy with big dick disguising as a female, don't worry you will be exposed soon.

Nickshrapnel:
I’ve tried, I see anyone doing something illegal IRL, I report but online, there is not much I can do. If only Nairaland has a block button so I won’t see some people’s comments forever

usamali:
Look At The Strange Bird That Was Found In A Church

World Of Tribulations And Evil Minded humans.
This strange bird was found in St Patrick church edeoha community in ahoada east LGA Rivers State.

anochuko01:
I think you now have enough people to deal with him

Nickshrapnel:
Really? I never knew this, either ways, I have better things to do with my time than report some senseless adults throwing tribalistic comments at one another

Nickshrapnel:
Rather than call the mods, what I do is report such comment for breaking any rules and the comment would be automatically removed. But there was this thread that has comments of tribalism going to 5 pages, that day I decide to stop reading comments but only the OP’s own and stop reporting comments.
I have better things to do

Nipeks:
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MJBOLT:

the parrot should end up in a pot of soup before it puts somebody in trouble

NwaAmaikpe:




Her boyfriend is a gentleman with the fear of God.
If you gift me this type of wristwatch, God knows that the only time it will tell me is that it is time to break up with you.

Anyone who happily bought this trash for 5k obviously lacks a knack for taste and financial intelligence.
A lady who can't spot a fake from a mile away will not even know when she is ovulating.

These are the same ones that buy Baclenciaga, Gucsi, Varsace, Tom Fond, Tommy Hilfinger and Friendi for over 10k simply because they are in boutiques.

Tufiakwa biko, iberibe bu oria.

Nickshrapnel:
Bro, how many of such comments will you report? People here are too toxic, just leave them alone

TheExecutioner:
I'm willing to bet it was sarrki himself who posted that rubbish.

Only BMC clowns are so out of touch with reality.

Nowenuse:
Jos gets as low as 7°C at night, while at daytime it gets warmer because of the sunlight. But this warmth is only outside ooo, inside your house is still around like 11°C.
Pankshin should be around 4°C if Jos is at that temperature.