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Jokes Etc › Re: How To Identify A Bride's Age On Her Wedding Day by lizzlix(m): 2:24pm On Sep 25, 2016
Iamhatey:
dick smiley smiley
oh!.....i thought as much
Jokes Etc › Re: How To Identify A Bride's Age On Her Wedding Day by lizzlix(m): 10:10pm On Sep 24, 2016
Iamhatey:
chai!
You this gel undecided
You want to snatch my boo from me with your big yansh and boobs abi cheesy.

I reject you by fire by force in Jesus nameeeeeee!
Amen.

My boo is handsome kiss kiss, tall with six packs kiss kiss, long, fat and hairy lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
I'm sorry for poking but i would like to know what is 'long' 'fat' and 'hairy'
Phones › Re: Nigerian Man Buying Iphone7 In Malaysia Videos Himself (Video) by lizzlix(m): 11:07am On Sep 18, 2016
timidapsin:
Iphone 7 is finally out.
Which means Iphone 6 is going to be cheap, And will result in the fall of price for Iphone 5.. So that i will finally be able to afford Iphone 4s smiley
So happy cheesy
Chai!.....and i been dey get hope on ur behalf. Iphone 4 wey be like wood.
One advice bro.......Never settle for less!
Celebrities › Re: Wizkid's Bae Justine Skye Shines In New Photos by lizzlix(m): 10:28pm On Sep 13, 2016
UIA04:
So you are telling me that without even knowing you before, if I meet you right now we can not kiss just to put up a front, and pretend something us happening between

Stop trying to use smooches, dates and hugs as evidence of them dating. The industry they find themselves, isn't about just realising good music to stay relevant they need all the attention too they can get. Go and ask Taylor Swift and Tom Huddleston and their fake relationship
No, we can't there v to b a relationship. I dn't think drake and rihanna relationship is fake, i wouldn't oppose u if u use such word as 'lust' or 'celebrity fantasy'. But fake, NO! As for Taylor swift, she is an extreme feminist. And it's a fact that her type dn't v a lasting rltnshp. The number of people she's bn in a rltnshp with can serve as entourage to any president in the wrld.
Celebrities › Re: Wizkid's Bae Justine Skye Shines In New Photos by lizzlix(m): 10:28pm On Sep 13, 2016
UIA04:
So you are telling me that without even knowing you before, if I meet you right now we can not kiss just to put up a front, and pretend something us happening between

Stop trying to use smooches, dates and hugs as evidence of them dating. The industry they find themselves, isn't about just realising good music to stay relevant they need all the attention too they can get. Go and ask Taylor Swift and Tom Huddleston and their fake relationship
No, we can't there v to b a relationship. I dn't think drake and rihanna relationship is fake, i wouldn't oppose u if u use such word as 'lust' or 'celebrity fantasy'. But fake, NO! As for Taylor swift, she is an extreme feminist. And it's a fact that her type dn't v a lasting rltnshp. The list of people she's bn in rltnshp with can serve as entourage to any president in the wrld.
Celebrities › Re: Wizkid's Bae Justine Skye Shines In New Photos by lizzlix(m): 10:16pm On Sep 13, 2016
UIA04:
Story

I know about degrassi, and all that shit. But when you talk about struggle to pay bills then you talk about the young black man who had to sell cocaine in the streets to take care of a large family as a teenager , or dealing with a drug addiction dad and mom. Being raised by pimps


If you call being paid a good amount to do something you love( acting) as struggle then I laugh in spiritual powers and yes he worked part time at a store just like 70% of most American / Canadian teenagers including obama 's daughter. That ain't no struggle


All the aforementioned doesn't stop him from being a mummy's boy.
if you rate hustlers by selling of drugs, then u v to apply that to dr dre, eminem, kanye, chance, big sean, tyga, common etc. I'm nt talking about people with issue and irresponsible dudes. Pls, dn't deviate frm the arguement.
Celebrities › Re: Wizkid's Bae Justine Skye Shines In New Photos by lizzlix(m): 6:07pm On Sep 13, 2016
UIA04:
Hahaha
Did you really watch that video

Drake tried to kiss her, she gave him her cheek. Nigga has been freondzoned since. She even told him not to try it again if you read her lips at the end.
exactly why i refered you to the club videos. And the vma is nt d first time they kissed $h!t has been going on during his current tours
Celebrities › Re: Wizkid's Bae Justine Skye Shines In New Photos by lizzlix(m): 6:00pm On Sep 13, 2016
UIA04:
Hahaha
Did you really watch that video

Drake tried to kiss her, she gave him her cheek. Nigga has been freondzoned since. She even told him not to try it again if you read her lips at the end.
Drake a mama's boy? He's been paying family bills since he was a boy. Go watch the canadian tv show 'degrassi' from way back. He carried his poor family along til5 this day. Well his early tracks was all about his struggles. I guess you first heard of since this year.
Phones › Re: Huawei Launches Phone That Lasts For 48hours by lizzlix(m): 3:52pm On Sep 11, 2016
fados4sure:
I have warn Nairalander's to stop buying MTK Phones but they refused.

You can't compare Samsung 3000mah Exynos chipset, HTC 3000mah Snapdragon chipset, Huawei 3000mah KIRI chipset to Infinix & Tecno 3000mah MTK chipset.
Pls, if u have used Huawei phones, i need answer to this question and a brief evaluation will be much more appreciated. Li-on and Li-po batteries which is more durable?
Celebrities › Re: Wizkid's Bae Justine Skye Shines In New Photos by lizzlix(m): 8:48pm On Sep 09, 2016
UIA04:
Haven't you noticed that it's only when they both work together that we hear rumors of them dating. And it ends there rumors because there are no clear pictures of them kissing and cuddling or going on vacations like most celebrities in relationships do. They need the attention because both of them are on tours and they both will perform the song together. They need people to believe that there is enough chemistry between them.

Why she can't date him because drake is too soft, you can't compare him to Chris Brown who was a good bad boy (apart from the beating part I don't condone) a girl like Rihanna can never be submissive to a guy like drake, she wants someone with the charisma of Chris, it's unfortunate that he has so much problems around him, don't you notice she still loves him
....and if u think drake is soft, ask Tyga and meek mill who acts gang$tars and all that. Mind you meek once broke a bottle on chris in a night club to defend drake.
Celebrities › Re: Wizkid's Bae Justine Skye Shines In New Photos by lizzlix(m): 8:47pm On Sep 09, 2016
UIA04:
Haven't you noticed that it's only when they both work together that we hear rumors of them dating. And it ends there rumors because there are no clear pictures of them kissing and cuddling or going on vacations like most celebrities in relationships do. They need the attention because both of them are on tours and they both will perform the song together. They need people to believe that there is enough chemistry between them.

Why she can't date him because drake is too soft, you can't compare him to Chris Brown who was a good bad boy (apart from the beating part I don't condone) a girl like Rihanna can never be submissive to a guy like drake, she wants someone with the charisma of Chris, it's unfortunate that he has so much problems around him, don't you notice she still loves him
Pls, go on youtube (if you are looking for kissing) and search for rihanna and drake vma awards 2016. If u need more of kissing videos + cuddling den look up their after party
Celebrities › Re: Wizkid's Bae Justine Skye Shines In New Photos by lizzlix(m): 8:35pm On Sep 09, 2016
UIA04:
I think it's their record label, just like the pairing of drake and Rihanna when we all know that Rihanna can never date Drake

It's all marketing strategy.
Pls, can you emphazise on 'Rihanna can never date drake' i think i'm confused here.
Celebrities › Re: Wizkid's Bae Justine Skye Shines In New Photos by lizzlix(m): 8:35pm On Sep 09, 2016
UIA04:
I think it's their record label, just like the pairing of drake and Rihanna when we all know that Rihanna can never date Drake

It's all marketing strategy.
Pls, can you emphasis on 'Rihanna can never date drake' i think i'm confused here.
Celebrities › Re: Kiss Daniel Shows Off His Cars [PICS] by lizzlix(m): 7:27pm On Sep 06, 2016
ireneony:
This guy fine sha. He's tall and have sexy lips.. my i kind of kind sad
......and swollen pocket too.
Ok, na play i dey o
Health › Re: Insect Inside My Ear Please Help by lizzlix(m): 11:12pm On Sep 04, 2016
tegak10:
an insect is in my ear

it started around 8

I put water inside and then hydrogen peroxide.... I lied down face down..
I put a cutton bud inside(bad move))

I think the insect crawled inside more... is there anything I can do to sleep/remove the insect... I can't go outside rain is falling... I can only go to school clinic tomorrow... please anything to make me sleep



should I add water again
Should I add water again? Really? Bros na food you dey cook?
Anyways, a live cockroach once entered my neighbour's ear and his mum's poured hot oil in it to kill the 'roach. Then they fell off in pieces over the years or so i was told. Op you cn do the same bt at ur own RISK!
Sorry ok? U knw these things happen.....
Romance › Re: Man Proposed To A Curvy Lady And Was Blasted For That. Photos by lizzlix(m): 7:29pm On Sep 02, 2016
herzern1:
what if it isn't??....

All I see is a younq man proposinq to his lover.....

Did yhu notice anythinq apart from that?? grin
Yes, The weapon that may cause his death!
Phones › Re: Differences Between BB & Android by lizzlix(m): 7:50am On Sep 02, 2016
GossipHeart:
Blackberry is the best phone on earth

I have the money to buy 8 iPhone 6s but i still use blackberry phones.

Talking about Blackberry, i don't mean blackberry bold 2 or blackberry torch.

If you want to use blackberry phones, go buy Passport, Blackberry Priv and blackberry Porshe, you will throw away your iPhone

President Obama, Kim kardashian, Jay z, Rick Ross still uses blackberry phones, now ask yourself, why does the president of the united States of America still use blackberry
Bros, this one no be point. Oga Otedola dey use alcatel and nokia torch. What do you have to say about that?
Celebrities › Re: 8 Over-rated Nigerian Artistes By Naijatainment by lizzlix(m): 8:10pm On Aug 28, 2016
Donmichaelz:
I might not know d meaning of SUCCESSFUL but one thing i know is,it is Far from you
You don't know me bruh......
Celebrities › Re: 8 Over-rated Nigerian Artistes By Naijatainment by lizzlix(m): 6:33pm On Aug 28, 2016
On behalf of actual good music lovers, i think only one person doesn't deserve a spot on this list namely D'banj. Any body wit any problem wit the opinion shld quote me and let's do the review together.
Celebrities › Re: 8 Over-rated Nigerian Artistes By Naijatainment by lizzlix(m): 6:27pm On Aug 28, 2016
Donmichaelz:
You and your post are both Overated,,,,,I use to be like you 10 years ago,,,,they are overated and Successful,, even Olamide DAT is hot now is nt as successful as some of the guys on d list....
How can someone be called overated and still succeeding,,it means d word doesn't exist,...Hardwork gave these guys success

If we check now u might be living in your parents house oo,mstwwww small boys av taking over Nairaland ,,,,see wetin buhari cos?
Please, look up the meaning of 'successful' and go through the first half of ur comment.
Business › Re: Seven Ways To Make Customers Feel Valued. by lizzlix(m): 9:32am On Aug 27, 2016
Mimienudles:
Be Polite
Don't over react when the opposite sex does otherwise. He can't take you away without your consent. Just be calm
hmmm.......ever heard of kidnaping or 'grab and pick' ?
Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage And Young Paris To Collaborate by lizzlix(m): 5:41am On Aug 26, 2016
prettyboi1989:
lol, dat beef he had wit drake ova nicki jst effd his image up, nevertheless he still sounds gud. dunno if u heard monster and trap vibes, hez tryn sha.
i never liked his songs.....he's not an intelligent rapper if you ask me
Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage And Young Paris To Collaborate by lizzlix(m): 12:42am On Aug 26, 2016
prettyboi1989:
noo meek is way above dese guys. these guys are still upcoming, thats why they cud av been a gud match for tiwa
well he used to but he's now upcoming as long as Drake is concerned.
Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage And Young Paris To Collaborate by lizzlix(m): 8:21pm On Aug 25, 2016
prettyboi1989:
who d fvck is young paris? dem don scam tiwa savage. eva since i been listening to rap neva heard dat name young paris. dem no evn merge tiwa with d likes of kidink, post malone, glasses malone, mgk kelly.
........or meek mill
Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage And Young Paris To Collaborate by lizzlix(m): 8:15pm On Aug 25, 2016
kennygee:
I know I'm Rusty with music but who is Young Paris, na the first time wey I dey see or hear the name be this.
My dear you are not. If anything is rusty it's Tiwa's manager for allowing her make this choice.
The only 'Paris' i know is associated with a Country........but what do i know?
Celebrities › Re: AY Lost His Ex-Girlfriend To Rich Man Who Offered To Pay Him Off With N200k (Pic by lizzlix(m): 4:34am On Aug 22, 2016
Rapmoney:
I dedicate this space to the goat I will buy tomorrow because I will name it Aisha! grin
Bros, e be like you no dey ask for advice before you make decision.....go ask the guy wey name him dog how far
Romance › Re: If My Husband Would Neglect His Looks I Would Cheat On Him by lizzlix(m): 7:02pm On Aug 08, 2016
These hoes ain't loyal
Celebrities › Re: Basketmouth Meets Dangote At Lenox Mall by lizzlix(m): 10:22pm On Jul 30, 2016
Poorboy:
Where will this Abokiner get crude oil and refine in it's Lagos Refinery hope not the Niger Delta Oil?
It's obvious you have been squating under a rock. It's a pity you are a 'poorboy' already but a disaster you had to add stupidity to it.
Just look at how you disgraced yourself.
Just saying........
Romance › Re: Guys Have You Made Her Cum Before? And Ladies Has He Made You Cum B4? by lizzlix(m): 7:32pm On Jul 25, 2016
Rozaystunna:
olosho grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy grin cheesy
Hehe...... No wonder they say 'great minds think alike'
Celebrities › Re: Peter Okoye says P-Square is back! And that brother Jude Okoye is back as MNG by lizzlix(m): 4:07pm On Jul 25, 2016
LastMumu:
I know this sounds silly but sometimes when I'm alone, I bite pieces of papers and pretend I'm a stapler. sad
Indeed yous handle speaks for itself.
Romance › Re: Guys Have You Made Her Cum Before? And Ladies Has He Made You Cum B4? by lizzlix(m): 6:07pm On Jul 24, 2016
curvysola:
guys! you all talk about cuming as if you can do something, 98% of guys always disappoint, the ones that make me laugh the most are the mouth makers!! cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy baby i will rock your world grin grin, will be the best ever grin grin, you wont be able to walk lmao! in my life only 1 guy has impressed me, the rest empty barrels!
CHAI!.............*something* alert!
Romance › Re: Why Are Hairdressers Synonymous With Prostitution ? by lizzlix(m): 5:59pm On Jul 24, 2016
More like female boutique owners/sales girls.

As for hairdressers, i know for a fact that the founder of 'gossip' or 'amebo' is or was a hairdresser.

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