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Airforce1:
Advice please.

A girl I gave "thumbs up" to her request to come visit me 3 days after I broke up with my girl friend has refused to go.

She's been here since Monday , today is the sixth day still she's not showing any sign she wants to leave any time soon.

I don't want to be rude.
Please how do I send her away without hurting her?

I just got back this evening only to see her wearing my T-shirt
Gawd

Just play one of your track.

Thank me later.

Op, after reading this your write up. All i can see is a potential houseboy......an it's imminent.

Vincent41:
TWELF (12) CLASIC DIFFERENCE BETWEEN (RONALDO & MESSI).
1, Ronaldo is a model--Messi is not
2, Ronaldo is good on both legs-- Messi is not
3, Ronaldo is good on the air(nodding) --Messi is not
4, Ronaldo has won trophy for his country-- Messi Non
5, Ronaldo has no (TATOO) due to blood donation--Messihas TATOO
6, Ronaldo has won champions league and leagues in two different countries-- Messi only won it with BARCA.
7, Ronaldo is tall--Messi is short.
8, Ronaldo is not a Tax fraudster-- Messi is a tax fraudster.
9, Ronaldo is not prisoner-- Messi is prisoner and ex convict.
10, Ronaldo is philanthropist --- Messi is not.
11, Ronaldo is a more complete footballer-- Messi is not.
12, Ronaldo will never quit or retire because he lost in a final--- Messi quit because he couldn't win three finals.

FOUR actually

gocac:
Ronaldo is very stupid for trying to play with my intelligence! The truth about this young man is that "If its not all about him then everything is useless" he is not very happy because portugal won, rather because it puts him ahead of others to ballon d'or award. He gave it away because he felt that he is bigger than silver boot. Nonsense!

You must think highly of your ' intelligence'.

just saying...........

RRoyaId:
Now you are suddenly from Lagos, no more Osun state. Every yorubaman must be from Lagos. Continue!

........or even Kwara, where they steal cooking pot and exchange their first child for a bag of rice !

TheGoodJoe:
Look at the J. Cole line I posted from Crooked Smile. You do not need a back story to get the message or the punch. In writing, it is about getting that emotional feeling that everyone somewhere can get a message from it.

Who cares if we survive,
The Only time they notice a N-gga is when his clutching on a 45...Tupac

Rapgod did not come deep to me.

The man makes the chain,
The Chain do not make the Man...J. Cole.

Well.....if you say so. Haha......that line from J cole tho, i never saw it coming.

TheGoodJoe:
Crooked Smile is straight sick. Loaded with dope messages.

I feel for you,
Killing Yourself to Find a Man That Will Kill For you...J. Cole.

That was dope. Men. Get back to you soon. Felling this Sh-t.

yeah, he's dope

TheGoodJoe:

Just listened to Rapgod. Just like I felt before. It did not have the punch.

Just see these Jay-Z line.

N-ggas make the same sh-t,
Me I make the blueprint... Jay-Z

Really I did not pay attention to those tracks. I did not know they did so well on the charts. Nice to know.

I get why you don't feel rapgod.....for you to feel rapgod, you need to understand Eminem's crew and controversies from way back. For example, concerning the controversy with his ex wife(where she alleged that 'em battered/assaulted her), he raps 'if i dn't batter the women, how am i to bake them a cake then' (bater is also a process in baking a cake)

kendrick9:
what about classics like black & yellow and see u again....even we dem boyz was a hit

we them boyz maybe but not others

kendrick9:
j cole is a fine storyteller...great tracks like lost ones,crooked smile, before i'm gone, pray, lights please, i get up and so many others.....

True!

kendrick9:
i'm not a staunch listener of wiz...i only listen.to his hit tracks

Of all wiz's track, i have only got a feel of him in one track which is 'feeling myself' by Will.i.am ft mirey cyrus, french and wiz.

TheGoodJoe:
This is real assignment. Monster, number one.

Let me relisten and get back to you.

Bro, you really need to listen to rapgod, then take a look at it wikipedia page via google to see the effort he put into that track. And after that you should check it's lyrics to see how intelligent 'Em is. I will challenge you to have a listen of 'crooked smike' and 'apparently' by j cole and check the lyrics too because i heared you say, you never had his song on repeat. Really that statement stunned me. That guy is intelligent. I love intelligent rappers.

kendrick9:
he's not in the same league as wiz khalifa or meek mill.....french montana will kill to have classics like wizkhalifa who boast of two three like black & yellow, see u again and hits like we dem boyz and so many others.....french is wack infact i will have tyga over him and thats show how bad he is...atleast tyga has songs like ayo which u can bump from time to time

Lwkmd....bro you got no chill at all.

TheGoodJoe:

Which Kendrick Lamar hit. Kanye West which year, J. Cole, never had him on repeat.

When I talk hits, look all I do is win. Anthem. Look at Out here grinding. Look at We taking over.

Feature tracks naturally get more air play than Solos when it comes to rap and French Taps in to that market.

Maybe you like his swag or style of music bt he's a no for me. Honestly, i will put him in the same category as Tyga , wiz khalifa, meek mill, Asap Rocky, YG and a bunch of other 'rappers' in the same league. But he's not a rap genius if you ask me.

TheGoodJoe:

Cut of the top two and the lines sound Doper and better, with more punch. I like Drake sha.

The Game needs a Change,
And I am the MurderF***ing Cashier... Drake.

Dope lines but doesn't change the fact that the French line was sick.

I feel you here bro

TheGoodJoe:

Which Kendrick Lamar hit. Kanye West which year, J. Cole, never had him on repeat.

When I talk hits, look all I do is win. Anthem. Look at Out here grinding. Look at We taking over.

Feature tracks naturally get more air play than Solos when it comes to rap and French Taps in to that market.

bro, for your information any song that made/makes Us top 100 chart is a hit. Reason is the chart are rated based on numbers of song sales and downloads. Ps; all the songs i put up there are not up to a year.

TheGoodJoe:
WTF.

Please write doper two liners.

Let me give you dope lines from greats and tell me if I lack the knowledge of the biz.

I kept feeding her money,
Till her Sh!t started to make sense... Jay-Z.

Show 'em how to move in a room full of Vultures,
This industry is shady it needs to be taken over... Jay-Z

I have been through hell,
Shut the hell up,
I am just trying to develop the pictures of the devil and sell it... Eminem.

Guy that line from French is dope. Drop dope lines let me see.

You underestimated greatly
Most number ones ever, how long did it really take me
The part I love most is they need me more than they hate me
So they never take shots, I got everybody on safety -drake

I got a gold trophy from the committee for validation
Bad press over the summer for allegations
I aint lyin, my n!gga, my time is money
Thats why I aint got time for a n!gga whos time is comin- Drake

TheGoodJoe:

When last did A rapper make a banging hit all by himself. The business has changed. Success is measured on how well your tracks sell than Street cred or rep.

Drake; back to back, hot line bling, energy- kendrick lamar; alright, king kunta-. J cole; wet dreams, apparently.- kanye west ; Famous. i could go on and on.

TheGoodJoe:

They told me Hip-Hop dead,
So late night,
I'm at the cemetary diggin' his grave out... French Montana.

Bro, if you think these lyrics to be dope then i'm sorry to say that your taste of hip-hop is out of form.

TheGoodJoe:

When French goes hard he delivers. When he sounds all gold chains and the rest, it is on commercial flows which is acceptable.

An artiste that has a feature on every track? which shows he doesn't trust himself to make a hit.

TheGoodJoe:

French Montana on New York Minute.

It ain't rap, niggaz better stay strapped
Or you could call the stick-up boys, try to get your chain back
(In a New York minute)
They thought the game was over
When B.I.G. died, then the homie Hov took it over
(In a New York minute)
They shot Pac 5 times
Years later, them boys took Shyne
(In a New York minute)
That ain't even the least
Akon signed the hottest nigga in the streets
We gave swagger to the game
Still and all, everything can change

meaning?

IamOpemipo:
I tink aswear could pass, big ups to shaddy's vocals and the tight video wth heavy rotation on soundcity..dey forced man to like it

Buh dt Montana guy dry o.. 'we got big cars, we gt big money?

'anywhere we go people know who we are'
I for one have never thought of him as a rapper, maybe a hype man. I will advise him to just introduce artists and labels at the beginning and end of songs like his friend Dj khaled. *Another one!*

greatness22:
I want to ask a question, is Guardiola the biological father of Iheanacho?

Please, who is this?

koolet:
Moral lesson ladies
..your throwback would only make sense if you use your brain above 200# suya



erm pls get me Buhari's throwbak wanna observe sumtin :-/

.....and indomie and egg.

Airforce1:
Choi

Bro, are you interested in a career move? Mayb it might be better for you instead of every year 'working on my album' shi
You never know.....

doyinisaac:
even interbank rate sef is 280 and above and banks won't even sell it to you at that 280 sef..so it can never be 240 ,is either you did not hear the figure well or the person at the bank that gave u the information is confused...

.....or maybe he asked the security man.

Airforce1:
She don take selfie in the first pic forget sey her yansh dey open.

Or maybe she dey receive fresh air from there.

If the effort you put in spotting underwears is applied to your music career, you for don feature Drake by now.
Just saying.....

goldbim:
I don't know what you are talking about..

*chuckles*.....me too

goldbim:
Her husband is not complaining... can we please respect the law of gravity!!?

Which is? Breast that goes up will surely go down? As long as i can remember, i wasn't taught that topic with a breast as specimen.

Sounds likes Eminem's lyrics. Op you should sell it to him. Who knows, it might top the US billboard top 100 chart.

Calmwaters:
A prostitute has a fiance?!!
Wot a confused gal hw can u actually believe dat a guy hu z not handicapped will b comfortable marrying a prostitute
My dear u nid 2 get ur head checked

......and a police friend too! Just imagine!
I can honestly bet my molar tooth that she doesn't know how many men she had sex with as opposed her claim.
#500 multiplied by how many men will give you #580,000?

Paulancebay:
Hey congratulations, the singer of Osinashi, I love the song no be lie!

No offence but......
It's either you are living under a rock or you are d**b like our president