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lepasharon:
Nigga l know you lying

Lying about the huge B**B??

My ex-Colleague that always form S.U mistakenly whatsapp-ed a nvde pic of her to me...
First glance, after seeing the caption, I knew it was a mistake.... cos her bf is my namesake..
Within five seconds after receiving it, she called to ask whether I received any pic..I lied to her saying "No"..she felt so relieved but still didn't believe me...
It was nice to finally see those huge boobs live...

ViVaMadrid:
The word is 'commenting' and not 'commentating'. Oh! You're welcome.

The word is 'commenting' and not 'commentating'. Oh! You're welcome.

"Commentating" is the right word

nairalandbuzz:
You mean you've not seen Texas Chainsaw Massacre?

Leatherface "Bubba" Sawyer in (Texas Chainsaw Massacre)
Michael Myers in (Halloween),
Villains in the (Scream movies)

...aren't on his list.
I think he has only seen few major Horror movies.

No "Michael Myers" "Halloween Movie"

deltaboiy01:
6.5ft

Your actual height is 6.5ft?

.. almost as tall as Peter Crouch with small D

Where this Bama wey I put for fridge sef!

I Hope LVG makes top4 before the sack.
NiceGame!

Another misery!!

kingofchess:
na to just give him parachute and push em from the plane ...period

LOL!

The baba still won fight sef..

A new video has surfaced on social media which shows passengers on board railing at another passenger who allegedly lit a cigarette. According to the Instagram user who recorded the video, the yet-to-be-identified man was caught smoking and when called out, he made trouble with the passengers, causing panic and even attempting to attack the passenger recording the incident.

Daily Mail reports that smoking on board was banned in the United States in 1988 and most countries had joined in by the 1990’s. A quick search on why smoking was banned points to on board fire, caused by a lit cigarette, which led to the death of 123 people on a Varig Flight from Rio de Janeiro to Paris. Reports concluded that the passenger who lit the cigarette did not properly dispose of it (it is assumed he threw the lit cigarette into a waste disposal unit).

Smoking has been heavily banned in most part of the world, hence the panic on this flight when this Nigerian passenger was found out, and he threw tantrums too. It is unclear if he was later detained.

http://www.olisa.tv/2016/03/20/nigerian-man-allegedly-endangers-400-people-onboard-a-plane-video/


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wNREKD1fgg

Countlessly...have seen the 10 Commandments and none said anything about giving these girls Money....

Nawa for Number 2!
Now I understand the terms behind "World Education Services" (WES) not accepting Transcripts from UniPort

Nawa o...It will take decades for us to get things right in this country.

FrankLampard:
Instead of you to open up and tell us that your thing didn't rise...

My guy eh, if truly the babe was naked(as you said) and your thing was erect, my guy you won't be saying this.

#Konji na full bastard

Lmao! Abi...Op won dey console himself.

corperscorner:
Its been a couple of months since my girlfriend traveled and the frequent rain fall haven't really been helping matters. I initially felt I could contain my urge but sometimes it gets out of hand (GUYS WOULD UNDERSTAND BETTER).

So yesterday, I decided to invite a particular girl over, she happens to have been hoping I would do that a long time though.

To cut the long story short, the touching began and it got to the stage where she gave in and allowed me pull off her entire outfit.....like down to the last. At this point, it must have been so certain to her that we were going to get down.....

But to the glory of God, it suddenly flashed through my mind how my girlfriend would call frequently and how she would often profess her love for me.......the fact that we've grown to become an item over time made me feel a prick in my conscience and all of a sudden I started feeling disgusted with myself. While these activities were going on in my head, this particular girl that came over had already arrived cloud 9....waiting for me to 'enter the place'. But somehow, I was able to knock senses into my head and attempted to help her back into her outfit while she completed the process herself. (IT TOOK AN EFFORT - BLIV ME)

She turned to me and asked? 'Whats the problem?'...........I said 'nothing, its not happening'. Then she pulled away hurriedly and vowed never to visit me again. I was really glad but concealed this so it would not be obvious though.

Anyways, with all that past me now........one thing I can say is that. I have no regrets and if any at all, it would be inviting her to come over in the first place. I realized we guys can be faithful, it only takes a little effort towards self control. I called my girlfriend a few minutes after the drama and we spoke at length for close to an hour..............and from the conversation, all I could deduce was......I care about her feelings much more than I thought.

It might be cos your D*ck just couldn't rise that moment...I don't think you actually knocked any sense into your head..u were just scared of your gf finding out..which always lead to a fast rate of heartbeat.

Fvcking another girl doesn't justify you not loving ur girl bro...
You screwed up on this one. #MyOpinion

LMAO

TheSpecial0ne:
This Life Is A Pot Of Beans.

Which one be Pot of Beans again

Benite:
Source: http://www.charlesnoviadaily.com/how-i-saved-ibinabo-fiberisimas-life-on-the-night-of-the-accident-eye-witness-speaks-to-charles-novia/

Nice Script Mr De Gaulle.

Be that as it may, Prior to this, she was sentenced to five years. After 3weeks she was outta jail..thought prisoners appeal behind bars.

Its already 10years, its now you are coming out to tell your own side of the story.

sssob:
Muoweta:
Not taking sides here but this story is ....... My reasons
1. Only trucks can be involved in such accident n d driver will be left unhurt at least after jumping a concrete demarcation.
2. Accident scenes any wr in d world ppl are more concerned abt d victims. Even if in Nigeria not to rescue them buh snap pictures. Till today no picture def not possible
3. D last time I checked licence plates are screwed to cars you can't just remove them with ease perhaps her fingers are spanners
4. Facts abt this mata cannot be as fresh as they r mkin us believe.


My tots exactly...so a drunk driver who just rolled over a concrete dermacation, a woman oo...had serious time on her hand to unscrew plate number of her car which was laying on top the Honda!!!..how did she flee the accident scene? ..via taxi? Note, if she is guilty I support it..but the report is fishy.

Nothing is Fishy.

She contacted Daniel Wilson (The owner of the car she was driving) and he came with Policemen to get rid of evidence of ownership. That mofucker should also be sentenced for aiding & Abetting.

FRSC used the VIN to trace the owner.

The whole thing is under Criminal Law,The mistake she made was not apologizing publicly and compensating the Victim's family. After few years, she was a lil prominent cos she had strong affiliation with the former First Lady, she should have @least used the first lady's influence positively to let the case die.

otemanuduno:
I gbadun ur signature.

Thanks Bro

LMAO

rickyalphonsus:
So what will u say about guys popping 5-800 mg?
I wish u saw this site I saw where ppl who laid their compliant concerning this drug. U would have seen ppl popping 800 - 1600 mg at d end of d day. Na there I know say my case small.

Whoa! 800-1600mg??...they are Dead & Gone already.

I kinda take strictly 50mg once/twice in a week. Self-discipline matters.

My Friend's Gateman died last year, he was a mad Tramadol addict. He takes a whole 100mg sachet daily, (that's like 1000mg). The first time I saw him, I told my friend "this guy is "walking dead"....wasn't surprised when I heard the news about his death...
The COD was affiliated to his Heart I think..abruptly, it just stopped beating.

Pls if u still have the link to the site..kindly mention me.

Smh! See yourself! Na u won kill yourself na..As a Beginner u used 200mg...u later upgraded to 300mg that's around the level of dosages used on patients undergoing surgery.

mightyokwy:
Oh lord my God, I cancel any spirit of humiliation tonight at camp nou. Every spirit of humiliation fire! fire!! fire!!! fire!!!! fire!!!!!. Arsen Wenger walahi it will not be well with you. See what you are reduced my darling club to.

U dey combine Prayer + Curse...na wa oo

So I read Arsenal Rested Players against Watford for this Game.
Tonight Arsenal will wish they never qualified for d last 16 round.

Na wa ooo

Nenye75:
It is better to live as if there is God and die discovering there is no God than living as if there is no God and die to realise there is God....

Lol..your quote tho.
Folks like using it to console themselves.
Why live your whole life beneath the perception of avoiding eternal torture in some Fire...

Hell got nothing on me..am a Nigerian am in it already.

The torture on James Bond in Casino Royale, that's what I will use on him

chiefololade:
Italy never saw the defeat coming, but the red card to Totti really spoil things for them, and the equalising penalty was not worth it. But I enjoyed that golden goal! The guy was playing in Italy then, Perugia. The header was spectacular! It was even used as an advert on PS1.

Lmao

But the win was bittersweet cos Perugia sacked the player.

chiefololade:
It's a lie, golden goal was still used at Korea/Japan 2002

Lol that's true...just remembered that SouthKorea's goal against Italy. Crazy Heartbreak!