₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: RegisterLoginWith GoogleTrendingRecentNew

Stats: 3,329,275 members, 8,439,688 topics. Date: Sunday, 05 July 2026 at 07:07 PM

Toggle theme

Lloydpras's Posts

Nairaland ForumLloydpras's ProfileLloydpras's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 (of 17 pages)

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United vs Chelsea (0 - 0) On 28th December 2015 by lloydpras: 4:27pm On Dec 28, 2015
tongue
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Southampton Vs Arsenal (4 - 0) On 26th December 2015 by lloydpras: 1:01am On Dec 27, 2015
undecided Same Arsenal Fans that Praised Wenger on Monday Night are Criticising him now..
Can't wait to see that Mertasacker face MSN this February. cool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Stoke City Vs Manchester United On (2 - 0) On 26th December 2015 by lloydpras: 2:38pm On Dec 26, 2015
BABANGBALI:
God bless you,i want us to lose big time for lvg to go
Last summer, When I was arguing with fellow ManUtd Fans...that we will struggle in the four competitions this season, after the useless Old Bat (LVG) sold 5 Attackers. They said I was yarning dust.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Stoke City Vs Manchester United On (2 - 0) On 26th December 2015 by lloydpras: 2:20pm On Dec 26, 2015
cry Am a ManUtd Fan but I placed my bet on ManUtd to lose

Statistics don't Lie! cry
PhonesRe: Mtn Just Ruin My Christmas Celebration by lloydpras: 10:58am On Dec 25, 2015
Same Here too...after recharging my phone #200 was deducted twice in a week.....called the customer service, the guy said I subscribed for a prayer message huh
He said he will deactivate it, I later got a message from MTN saying "Dear Subscriber, you have neither subscribed nor unsubscribed from our daily prayer...blablabla...."
I tried deactivating it myself, got the same msg.
Few days later another #200 was deducted.

Anyway, Its almost a month now..that I have recharged my MtN line. I will just keep using the line strictly for incoming calls.
Airtel is just the best option for now.
EducationRe: Nigerian Student Broke World Record In Russia (photo) by lloydpras: 7:19am On Dec 25, 2015
Olalusi previously had the best WAEC result in 2004, First Class Architecture (FUTA) -2005. JAMB Best Science Student (JAMB score 322) – 2006. Cowbell Prize Award – 2006. Medicine First Merit list (OAU) – 2006. Highest OAU Post UME (score – 325) – 2006.--------


Waec 2004
FUTA 1stClass BSc. 2005
JAMB/POST UME 2006
huh
PhonesRe: How To Know Those Who Saved Your Contact On Whatsapp by lloydpras: 7:05am On Dec 25, 2015
Most relationships were going smoothly till whatsapp was created.

RomanceRe: Should He Go Ahead And Marry Her After Seeing This? by lloydpras: 11:48pm On Dec 24, 2015
Nawa oo..After discovering this, you are still worried about "marriage" instead of planning on how to deworm your system.
FamilyRe: I Am Falling Apart With My Mom by lloydpras: 11:41pm On Dec 24, 2015
Arebay:
Omo ale
Baba u don vex oo grin
FamilyRe: I Am Falling Apart With My Mom by lloydpras:
------my mom was still crying saying I have hurt her a lot with words and all that and even if I become a billionaire tomorrow I shouldn't bother about her that she's cancelled me as her son for good that I don't appreciate her at all---


Your Momsy don watch Zee world channel Tire!
S/O to my mum, @ur age then for This kind scenario na mad slap she go don use reset my brain factory.
Op, you need strong OT tho, cos guys like you that don't appreciate their mothers would hardly show respect to ladies i.e You may be a potential Wife-beater.
#MyOpinion
CelebritiesRe: Florence Esu Is Engaged To Her Friend’s Widower Four Months After Death by lloydpras: 12:36pm On Dec 24, 2015
No-Time-To-Check-Time.
The Baba can't even chill to mourn.
#LifeGoesOn
PoliticsRe: Governors Have No Right To Reduce Minimum Wage – FG by lloydpras: 7:08am On Dec 23, 2015
18000/270 = $67 .
Na wa oo


--At the end of the day it's about how much you can bear, how much you can endure. Being together, we harm nobody; being apart, we extinguish ourselves--
-Tabitha Suzuma
Christianity EtcRe: Nigerian Pastor Who Delivers Women By Sucking Their Breasts [PICS+VIDEO] by lloydpras:
JAYTUNEZ:
Lol, Bright how far na
Lol, Cool Bro...
RomanceRe: She Played Me Big Time But Now She Wants To Come Back To My Life (come And See) by lloydpras: 6:00pm On Dec 21, 2015
LMAO
Christianity EtcRe: Nigerian Pastor Who Delivers Women By Sucking Their Breasts [PICS+VIDEO] by lloydpras: 5:42pm On Dec 21, 2015
JAYTUNEZ:
Pastor Chijioke is a Kenyan-based Nigerian pastor who runs a breast sucking ministry to solve various spiritual challenges that any woman might be going through.

The pastor was exposed by a radio station based in Nakuru, Kenya, 99.0 FM Hero Radio, who revealed through an audio recording where the supposed pastor claimed he sucks women’s breasts while giving them ‘deliverance’ in his church.

The On Air Presenter, OAP, Joyce Vobis, called the pastor’s mobile phone using a fake name, Nancy, to ask for spiritual guidance and counselling when he revealed quite a lot on air and didn’t realise he was being recorded.

Pastor Chijioke said that the name of his church is ‘Breast and Honey Harvest Church’, adding that he relocated from Nigeria to answer the ‘call of the lord’ in Kenya.

He added that the choice of the name of the church is because ‘the spirit lies in the breast of a lady; the more you suck the breast the more you get the fulfilling of the Lord.’

In the phone conversation, the OAP told the Pastor her problem was that she can’t seem to get married. Every time she starts dating, when things get serious between them and they start talking about marriage, the men run away.

The pastor then told her that she had the spirit of rejection and he had to suck it out from her breasts in order to get her delivered.

The pastor told the OAP to come to his church by 4.00pm so he could suck out the spirit of rejection from her breast so she can be delivered from the bad spirit.

Pastor Chijioke also revealed that his church members were all women, no men. The women are told not to wear bras to make sucking their breasts much easier.

The OAP then asked the pastor if he can tell her where in the bible it says that a pastor must suck a woman’s breasts to heal her. The pastor refuses to answer.

He said, “Don’t bring up the bible, you just come, we do this thing and then we finish.”

As the call continues, the presenter tells him her real name and that the phone call was a prank and that he is live on air. The pastor replies with ‘ewo’.

Knowing that he had been played, the defensive pastor denied the name (Chijioke) which he had earlier claimed and says she should call him a man of God instead.

Chijioke went further to insult the OAP, as according to him, she just called ‘because she had heard women saying that he sucks breasts nicely.’

The conversation allegedly ended when the pastor said he would not stand by and let the woman ‘threaten’ him.

http://tunezmedia.com/?p=40603



Watch video below ...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Fgsqzeo3Ng




Lalasticlala , ishilove
Waffi, u dey here sef! smiley
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 7 Illustrations That Will Change Your Perspective About Life by lloydpras: 7:08pm On Dec 20, 2015
The possession of anything begins in the mind.
-Bruce Lee
smiley
Christianity EtcRe: 10 Amazing Reasons Why You Must Never Miss Heaven. by lloydpras: 2:47pm On Dec 20, 2015
smiley

EducationRe: Praise God! WAEC Has Just Released My Result And I Tried Sha (See Results) by lloydpras: 8:57am On Dec 20, 2015
adainternet14:
WAEC seize my result June dis year but they have now realease it for me back.
Thank God i try small sha. Becos i get 1B, 5C, and 3D. It is well o. Only English remain for me to pass so i can get admission. See where I got my result below. Good luck to the others

Result checker app on google playstore: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.app.resultchecker
No need for Us to click on the link, with your write-up, We have been convinced that you actually failed "English".
PhonesRe: Iphone Has Teken Over The World. Pic by lloydpras: 8:43am On Dec 20, 2015
No be Only "Teken" undecided
RomanceRe: She Wants Me To Allow Her Friend Spend Some Nights At My Place by lloydpras: 1:03pm On Dec 19, 2015
Zceesneh:
grin no fall my hand, give her the best fvck of her life, take tramadol 50 gram

CrimeRe: Nigerian Jailed 330 Years In The US For Raping Daughter by lloydpras: 12:17pm On Dec 19, 2015
Cold World ...so glaring.. this man is innocent.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Jose Mourinho Sacked As Chelsea Manager by lloydpras: 5:43pm On Dec 17, 2015
Damn!! ...atleast the board should have chilled after ManU vs chelsea this month-end na..
So No easy 3points-Freebies for ManU... cry
TV/MoviesRe: DC EXTENDED UNIVERSE (FILM) by lloydpras: 10:32pm On Dec 16, 2015
Minemrys:
no doubt n0lan's good but people saying snyder can't beat n0lan is ridiculous. Have a g0od writer, screen play, cinematographer, setting and plot. Snyder can do it. If n0lan can, snyder could. Man of steel had its problems because of the script and cinematography heck even the sh0oting but n0t entirely zack's fault. The fault has to do with the script. Goyer was going 4 a n0lanistic style and thats why we got those dark visuals but with terio l0ok at dawn of justice's visual. To show you the difference.
You do have a Point.

Can't wait to see Terrio's work on Justice League...he won't disappoint. He just finished up with the initial draft some months back..
TV/MoviesRe: DC EXTENDED UNIVERSE (FILM) by lloydpras: 6:47pm On Dec 16, 2015
Minemrys:
and i'll be quoting you if the m0vie bec0mes a hit. Why do u guys w0rship n0lan and think n0 other director can match up with him. Is n0lan imm0rtal? are his ways supernatural?
Obviously, BvS with the hype and over 20million trailer views will surely be a Hit when it gets released. But the fact is, it won't make the Box-Office Top30 Films of all Time.

Bro! Nolan is a movie-god, one of the greatest directors of all time. We all know how he re-branded the Batman sequels....making it arguably the greatest super-hero movie. He has played his part...Let's see what Zack Snyder has to offer.
TV/MoviesRe: DC EXTENDED UNIVERSE (FILM) by lloydpras: 5:49pm On Dec 15, 2015
kraftykc:
This is DEF breaking the 1 billion mark. I say 1.4 should be the bench sef
1.4?
That means this is going to be the 6th Highest grossing movie ever? Lol
None of Christopher Nolan's trilogy surpassed $1.1B. I see BvS finishing around 750-850M

Anyway, let's see how it goes...ll be coming back to quote you after the release.
TV/MoviesRe: DC EXTENDED UNIVERSE (FILM) by lloydpras: 12:27pm On Dec 15, 2015
kraftykc:
Hater alert! Hope your hatership has been recognized by the league of extraordinary haters.

Hate away!!

@Post, I'm betting that that creature is not the final or only villain. All these foot-in-mouth haters are gonna be caught with their feet in their mouths!!
Lol! Let's put hate aside...am a huge DC Comics Fan. The certain thing is this movie won't surpass $1B mark which is the target.
The release date is 3months from now.
#FingersCrossed
RomanceRe: How I Dealt With A Female Gold Digger.........(PHOTOS) by lloydpras: 12:40am On Dec 13, 2015
She washed ur clothes and tidied up the apartment, and when she got back to the apartment it was already empty cos you only used it for that purpose? So you own many apartments, You be El-Rufai?
Abi d apartment na incomplete building?wey police no fit trace the occupant....u go fear fake story na...even if dis true, u r just one fvcking Sadist.
So with the greenlight she gave u via phone convo and her clear intention when she comes over which you are already aware of...you had to get her tipsy cos you still couldn't believe you can finally have your way....
Bro!!Your game is weak!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Bournemouth Vs Manchester United (2 - 1) On 12th December 2015 by lloydpras: 5:22pm On Dec 12, 2015
stainlex:
Bournemouth is yet to win a big team this season...Man Utd might be the first... grin tongue
See how you just downgraded Chelsea.. grin
TV/MoviesRe: DC EXTENDED UNIVERSE (FILM) by lloydpras: 3:22pm On Dec 12, 2015
Minemrys:
can't wait to hear u say otherwise.
I really hope so...#FingersCrossed
PoliticsRe: Nothing To Hide- Dasuki Arms Deal: Iweala Rope Jonathan In With Damning Document by lloydpras: 8:57am On Dec 12, 2015
Nawa oo
TV/MoviesRe: DC EXTENDED UNIVERSE (FILM) by lloydpras: 1:35am On Dec 12, 2015
Just can't wait to see Dawn of Justice flop.
Zack Snyder has surely ruined this project.
The decision to cast Gal Gadot as wonder woman still baffles most fans.
Ray Fisher as cyborg? That's one mystery.
I will ignore Eisenberg as Lex Luthor...have exhausted my criticism on that aspect.

TheFlash_Doomsday_Cyborg_Aquaman_LexLuthor and so on.
How will Snyder fix in these characters? Same thing that happened to Marc Webbs' Amazing spiderman2 is about to re-occur. I won't make the same mistake watching this movie @d cinema like I did with Amazing-spiderman2 cos this will surely be a 3hrs waste of my time.
This movie won't surpass the $Billion mark. I hope it gets better ratings than the recent Fantastic4.

My Opinion, Zack Snyder has just one huge problem. Taking this project after Christopher Nolan's Batman Trilogy.

Funny thing is Ben Affleck has secured the approval to direct the next Batman movie. Smh
PoliticsRe: Nairaland Says No To Secessionists by lloydpras: 2:07pm On Dec 10, 2015
Ahhhaa!
This Thread will surely surpass 20pages!
Shots Fired!!!
grin

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 (of 17 pages)