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CrimeRe: Driver Convicted For Trying To Bribe FRSC Officer by lloydpras: 8:24am On Jan 13, 2016
500 naira is too small to bribe Road Safety Officers ...when most of them don dey use android phones lately..
CrimeRe: Ojukwu’s Niece, 4 Others Arrested For Drug Trafficking (Photo) by lloydpras: 7:04am On Jan 13, 2016
Incorruptible:
This an is an idiot. Him make me to close my formal mail, him still pursue me come my new mail.
LMAO!!!
PoliticsRe: Ashimolowo To Buhari: Looters Deserve Only 20% Of Your Time by lloydpras: 6:58am On Jan 13, 2016
Incorruptible:
This your lie ehhh. Repent before satan go resign and hand over his mandate to you
LMAO!
Na True Story tho!! I no wan mention the church's name....Na me even murmur pass sef.
PoliticsRe: Ashimolowo To Buhari: Looters Deserve Only 20% Of Your Time by lloydpras:
Ashimolowo wey still dey dodge HMRC.. cool

Got invited to a special Youth programme in a church @ my Estate, Ashimolowo was the guest pastor.
Cool Sermon from the Man, I was so motivated, na so the baba spoil the whole ovation thing by asking Youths that have millions of seeds to sow to God should come out.
5Million naira seed Please come out to the altar
3Million naira seed......
2Million naira seed
1Million naira seed

The murmurs that took over the auditorium that Day ehn!
Even the church Pastor had to apologise in the next service about the whole thing.
CrimeRe: Ojukwu’s Niece, 4 Others Arrested For Drug Trafficking (Photo) by lloydpras: 6:01am On Jan 13, 2016
MuyiRano:
Lol..... Me too. Abeg if u later unsub pls kindly help me wt d clues
Lol..sure thing bro...
It should have been very easy but yahoomail filter is nonsense.
CrimeRe: Ojukwu’s Niece, 4 Others Arrested For Drug Trafficking (Photo) by lloydpras:
rusher14:
He spams me too.

Complete and utter Twa.t he is.
So frustrating...have unsubscribed so many times. Still...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Newcastle United Vs Manchester United (3 - 3) On 12th January 2016 by lloydpras: 11:17pm On Jan 12, 2016
With LVG still in charge, This Top4 is not possible...
CrimeRe: Ojukwu’s Niece, 4 Others Arrested For Drug Trafficking (Photo) by lloydpras: 10:48pm On Jan 12, 2016
Na wa o...see Bold Faces.

Anyway...
Yo! Guys.
E get one Mr. Eze Ikemba wey just dey spam my inbox with some "How To F**k" "You are not f**king her well" messages. huh
Even mails from my Boss, no reach the amount of mails this mofucker sends.
Pls, Anybody here that has successfully un-subscribed from it?
huh
PoliticsRe: Custom Officers Captured Vehicle Carrying 1million Bullets Into Ghana (photos) by lloydpras: 8:21pm On Jan 11, 2016
The Hustle is Real!
TravelRe: Accident In Abuja,SUV Catches Fire Due To Fuel Leakage At Police Checkpoint(pics by lloydpras: 8:13pm On Jan 11, 2016
Damn!!
EventsRe: Picture: Check This Hilarious Wedding Invitation, by lloydpras: 7:58pm On Jan 10, 2016
No be only "Brake up"
CelebritiesRe: Wande Coal Now Rocking Dreadlocks(photos) by lloydpras: 8:21pm On Jan 09, 2016
Na wa oo
PoliticsRe: Photos Of Nigeria’s 19 First Ladies by lloydpras: 1:17pm On Jan 09, 2016
Spybradd:
the taste of a paedopille,yea right..
Na you type that one oo lipsrsealed
PoliticsRe: Photos Of Nigeria’s 19 First Ladies by lloydpras:
Being married twice to Two very beautiful women in a Lifetime can't be a fluke.
Buhari get good taste sha!
BusinessRe: Netflix Enters Nigeria, See The Winners And Losers by lloydpras: 3:21pm On Jan 07, 2016
Shiit just got real for IrokoTV.

Netflix + Chill, I foresee a high rate of unwanted pregnancies in Naija this year.
FamilyRe: Check Out This Amazing Family SWAG [photo] by lloydpras: 1:51pm On Jan 06, 2016
Abeg who get SagemX6 charger undecided
FamilyRe: Housewife Gets Huge Toilet Cake For 40th Birthday [PICS] by lloydpras: 12:52pm On Jan 06, 2016
LMAO
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Real-Madrids Manager, Rafael Benítez, Sacked!! by lloydpras: 5:24pm On Jan 04, 2016
miqos02:
when will van gaal be sacked?
I Taya oooo!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Real-Madrids Manager, Rafael Benítez, Sacked!! by lloydpras: 5:17pm On Jan 04, 2016
LMaO
RomanceRe: Why Do Guys Like Doggie-style So Much? by lloydpras: 8:20am On Jan 04, 2016
chrislu:
D flappy sound drives me insane *if shez got a big booty oo!* grin and also it brings out d real shape of d booty. Big booty makes me crazy. I spank dat shitt like its owning me money. Theoretically girls actually enjoy doggy too.
cool

CelebritiesRe: Illbliss Writes On DonJazzy And Olamide Ending Their Beef by lloydpras: 7:59am On Jan 04, 2016
Nigeria Music Industry is too boring, too much fakeness , Artistes forming fake friendliness and Loyalty within each other.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Swansea City 2 - 1 On 2nd January 2016 by lloydpras: 1:01pm On Jan 02, 2016
This 6.50 odd for swansea to win is hard to ignore sha
CelebritiesRe: D’banj Fans React To DonJazzy And Olamide Beef,see Their Funny Tweet by lloydpras: 10:46am On Jan 02, 2016
Eja Nla that travelled abroad and came back as Titus Sardine.
Christianity EtcRe: Post Your 2016 "By This Time Next Year"expectations With Faith.. by lloydpras: 4:16pm On Jan 01, 2016
housestark:
I concur with your list of movies. You forgot Game of thrones Season 6
Lol
If I added series, The List will be endless.
Christianity EtcRe: Post Your 2016 "By This Time Next Year"expectations With Faith.. by lloydpras:
-ACIB Qualified cool
- Software app approval by Ministry Of Education
And
-Seeing the following 2016 Movies
DeadPool
Triple9
London has fallen
Batman Vs Superman
Independence day: resurgence
Captain America :CivilWar
Assassin's Creed : Movie
X-Men - Apocalypse
TMNT: Out of the shadows
GhostBusters
Doctor Strange
Suicide Squad
StarTrek Beyond
Legend of Tarzan
Rogue One: A Starwars movie
The Conjuring2
Now you see me 2
Gambit
The 5th Wave
Underworld5
The Purge3
Bourne5
cool
Modified:
S/O to the most sane nairalanders I follow.

Tunezmediablog
essencestore
sharperino
Judie7654
Genea
dljbd1
ednut1

More Grace and Success In All your Endeavours this Year.
Happy New Year.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Pics: New Year Snake Killed In BSUTH This 1/1/2016 by lloydpras: 11:52am On Jan 01, 2016
Op that's a Great sign for you this 2016.

i.e When Life Gives u snake make Snake-Peppersoup. smiley
RomanceRe: God Will Punish Anybody Having Unprotected Sex... by lloydpras: 11:35am On Jan 01, 2016
Op Forget that Tin! grin
Go and Treat your disease first.
InOtherNews,
---Anytime I Wear A Condom, I Loose My Er-ection; Pls Help

---I'm Having The Fantacy Of a 3some; Are My Okay?

-----I Have Slept With Over 20 Ladies, And Still No Headway!!!

The above were your previous Posts..Now you feel you have the right to call on God to punish others like you. Op the thunder wey go fire that ur D this 2016 still dey read Terms and Condition.
undecided
Now you will appreciate Condoms..
Happy New Year Bro.
PoliticsRe: Photos: Kano Girl With No Limbs Carried In A Bowl Gets Wheelchair Gift by lloydpras: 8:54am On Jan 01, 2016
Whoa!
We just have to be thankful
TV/MoviesRe: Star Wars Episode VII The Force Awakens by lloydpras: 8:31am On Jan 01, 2016
ramplingsteve:
Star Wars Episode VII The Force Awakens In the most up to date show up and new characters Finn, Rey and Poe Dameron, together with those of the past spin-offs 'Star Wars', and featuring John Boyega accomplished, Daisy Ridley, Adam Driver, Oscar Isaac, Andy Serkis, Domhnall Gleeson and Max von Sydow with Harrison Ford, Carrie Fisher, Mark Hamill, Anthony Daniels, Peter Mayhew and Kenny Baker, performing artists reprized their parts from the past another.

The story happens 30 years after the occasions delineated in the motion picture "Return of the Jedi" (1983). The film was at the occasion debut took a gander at various surely understood from the social existence of Zagreb I had also watch Star Wars Episode VII The Force Awakens online trailer on YouTube where, among them Ana Radisic, Antonio Franić, Bianca Matkovic, Branka Krstulović, Doris Pincic Rogoznica, Na vrh Enes Vejzović, Gordan Bogdan, Hrvoje Cermak, Hrvoje Šalković, Ivana Paradžiković Jasna Nanut, Kresimir Macan and Rene Djuric.
Just grossed $1.2B in 2weeks.....I wish it will surpass Avatar which I think is impossible.
TV/MoviesRe: Top 5 Movies That Made Your 2015 Special by lloydpras: 8:19am On Jan 01, 2016
Mad Max : Fury
Sicario
The Revenant
Jurassic World
South Paw
smiley
RomanceRe: What Will You Do If You Asked Your Babe To Boil Water And You Saw This? (photo) by lloydpras: 1:11am On Dec 29, 2015
Na wa oo

One of the outcomes of "I Must Marry A Girl from My Village"

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