₦airaland Forum

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr I can't go for a day without banging

That must be with your wife, else God will forgive you.

Iamgrey5:
I believe it's about economic activities in those areas under the King

Alafin had the largest territory to oversee

Alake had the second largest territory to oversee

Awujale oversaw most of ijebu, Ikorodu and Remo

Oni had the least of the territory to oversee

Well said.

Amopeekun:
Alhamdulillah, may Allah bless the writer of the above, amin.

But you spoilt everything by writing ''mistakes found in Lagos, Ogun and some other States in Nigeria". These and more( eg. faster than the imam in observing steps of salat, some trying to take up the whole space during congregation, keeping space for people at the front rows, running into the masjid during congregation, etc) are common mistakes you will find anywhere you go.

I am sorry if u find my submission somehow but limiting these to some states makes it look like other people in some states are perfect in their prayers.
P.S
I have learnt and I have travelled and I have seen things. Pls correct the particular paragraph.

Assalamu alykum Wa rahmatullah Wa barakatuhu

Jazakallahu khaeran. May Allah reward you and the OP. I second your submission and I implore the OP to modify the said paragraph.

I still don't understand how this programme will work. Is it different from the one those schools running. For instance, UI has started selling M.Sc form in those listed courses. Please can someone explain this.

SIR0:
I just had a breakup and now I am having some pretty nasty heartache. This lady & I stay on the same campus and we see many times. Though I have been trying to overcome the pain, but my heart still strikes whenever we cross paths or I see her. I have about three months to finish and probably leave for NYSC this year, still, I wonder how to survive seeing her within the limited time left. It gives me sleepless nights. And this is the period I need to be more concentrated on my studies and final year project. She's not likely to come back as she seems to be in love with another guy already. I really need some relief.

Would I be able to forget about her soon after leaving because the love I have for her is too much?

N.B: I never put the blame for leaving me on her. She is not to blame at all

Please advise a brother.
Thanks in anticipation.

You'll forget her when you've 3 or 4 C/O. You better face your study squarely and let her go of your mind. My 2 pences!

Tallesty1:
The cancer is male

Can't stop laughing. I swear, you made my day with this hilarious comment.

Chibexe:
Application is still on.

Deadline remains June.

Make hay while the sun shines

Our Watsapp group is already bubbling

Chat me up to be added 07030616510.


bba

Have a very good weekend.

Buzor..

Good evening. I'm a serving corps members(B1), and I'm passing out next month (June) though the discharge date on our posting letter reads 24th June, but official passing out date is yet to be announced by nysc. And I want to apply for unilag PG programme (M.Sc finance). please how can I go about this. Also what is the minimum duration for M.Sc finance.
Thanks

NA should leave those guys. Almost same thing happened to me in my polling unit after the counting of votes scored by each political party. I was about to input the scores in form EC8A when a hillux van with armed mobile policeman, and few civilians suggested to be politician arrived my PU. They told me as PO that I should not write any result that my SPO has instructed them to returned me to RAC and theyforcefully made me and my APOs' entered the van with election materials. On our way to RAC they halted the van in nearby bush, they stamped, signed and thumbprinted the unsused ballots papers in favour of a political party. Let me stop here. My question is what if military guys caught them while they're doing this when my colleagues and I were with them.

NURTW study center! This one weak me.

I didn't have a gf (or say social life) through out my ND days in polytechnic let alone during my undergraduate in University for a reason best known to me. But at end, I graduated with 1st class.

OP, can I get the free copy.

I thought they promise buhari 5million votes.

dundani:
Universities this days will say 2.2 starting from cgpa 3.00. However, with your result, some might consider you. I had a 2.98 cgpa and I am presently doing a master's program in a federal University in the south west. So you need to go to the school of your choice, don't just sit down at home or on nairaland, you will only get a general answer from nairaland. Go to the school, meet the HOD of your proposed department. He will advise you. It is the department that makes recommendations to the pg school to admit student

well said.

Wedding gone wrong.

I'm experiencing the black out right here in KSU. Unable to use my airtel bundle. This is painful ...

I've been shortlisted too. Kindly add me 07033137633 on whatsap group.
Thanks.

OP just made my morning with his write-up.

VastFinder:
“My Back-Up Boyfriend Proposed To Me And I Said Yes, What Should I Do” — Confused Young Lady Asks
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A young Nigerian lady has written to relationship blogger, Joro Olumofin, that she is confused because her ‘back-up’ boyfriend proposed to her and she said yes.

The young lady has been hiding her engagement ring from her main boyfriend who is yet to pop the question to her.

Here’s what she wrote below ;



SOURCE: https://primesng.com/back-boyfriend-proposed-said-yes-confused-young-lady-asks/

Back-up bf! I've never heard this b4

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ladiesBOO:
Same reason why I can never be friends with Buhari

Sense fall on you.

:oPerson below me has something to say.

Vitafoam 3 by 8 matrass for sale. Available at okuku campus. It's bought last year and still neat. Contact me on .... if you're interested. Thanks.

Harbeeorlar:
Good morning nairalanders, please i need ur advice/help/idea on this serious issue.

The issue is i met my fiancé little over a year, when we met she had a very clean smooth face every woman will pray for but after few months her face is gathering pimples and within a short time her face become rough. She made different consultations, tried different face cleansers but to no avail.

There was a day she said something that baffles me and got me thinking. She said "she noticed her face start getting rough when we start making love." We laugh it over but i reminisce over what she said and i could remember the same happened to my ex. My ex nurse pimple throughout our time together.

And apparently, there is actually a lady i met before i met fiancé, she is dark and lovely with a very smooth face, we had series of sex before she later travelled. After some month when i later she her, her face is full of pimples.

I was not actually bothered before now owning that i just gained employment when i met her and i did pre-employment medical test before i got the job and all the results from the test shows i am ok. Perhaps the tests i did doesnt includs this that i dont know and keeps me worried.

My question now is, can it actually be that my intercourse with them is causing this? If yes, whats the cure to it from my own side and how can my fiancé's face be treated. Has anyone experienced or suffer from sch before?

Meanwhile my face remain clear and smooth all the while, if i have a pimple at all its actually because i changed cosmetics or too weak to bathe at night.

Please help a brother cos this is disturbing me and its a concern for her as well. She has spent a lot trying to get her clean smooth face back. Thanks

Lalasticlala kindly help move to front page

Orisirisi

dominique:
I used it, my son is still using it.

Yinmu

May be he wanted to say 'Biafra' president. That's effect of too much oshogbo weed.

@Lalasticlala; Seun Please help us to move this to fp.

UNIOSUN STUDENTS SAYS ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!!!


" In the world of Injustice, silence is a crime". We the students of UniOsun are saying enough is enough to every mode and manner the management of our great institution is using to make life unbearable to us and we can not continue to keep quiet.

It's of no news that there has been a drastic continuous increment in the every available fee on campus. The management of our institution just wake up and decides on the increment of every available fee without minding the conditions of the economy and the purse of the students.

These are the major increment of the fees on our campuses.

Acceptance Fee: From #25,00 to #40,000
Medical Fee: From #7,000 to #15,000
Late Registration Fee: #10,000 to #20,000
Matriculation Fee: #2,500 to #5,000.
And also the additional #2,000 for admission checker, couple with the fact that we are given limited time to pay our fees. Recently , #10,000 late registration fee was added to the stalite school fees.

The newly admitted students (freshers) are no longer allowed to make a part payment of their school fees.

All these are the major increment in our fees and despite the management of our institution being aware of the current situation of the country. The country is in a recession, our parents are not being paid their salaries and when they are being paid, they are being paid part payment and despite all these, the management still deem it fit to keep increasing the fees.

"It is never in the mind of the oppressor to liberate the oppressed". We do not know which fee they are planning to increase and when they are planning to implement it but all we know is that we are saying ENOUGH IS ENOUGH to every increment on our campuses.

OUR DEMANDS.

In lieu of all these increment, we are saying NO to any form of oppression. These are our demands.

* Late registration Fee for stalite must be immediately scrapped off.

* The portal should be made available for freshers to make part payment of their school fees.

* Matriculation Fee increment should be reversed back to its former fee of #2,500.

* Enough time should be given to our payments.

We hereby issue an ultimatum of seven (7) days to the management of our institution that if all these demands are not being met, we will make the power of the masses and students known to them.

Cc:
The State Government of Osun
National Association of Nigeria Students(NANS).
National Association of Nigeria Students,south west(Zone D)
Joint Campus Commitee(JCC, OSUN State).
The Facaulty.
The Departments.
The students.

(UNIOSUN CONCERNED STUDENTS')
Please help to rebroadcast till it gets to the Vice Chancellor's Desk.

UNILORIN PhD graduand dies on convocation day


Success Nwogu:

A postgraduate student of Arabic at the
University of Ilorin, AbdulHafeez Adedimeji,
died on Saturday, the day he was to
receive his doctorate at a convocation.
Sources told our correspondent that
another doctoral graduand died shortly
before the ceremony.

Soon after the Dean, Faculty of Post
Graduate Studies, Prof. Badmas Yusuf,
informed attendants of the graduands’
demise, a gloomy atmosphere enveloped
the lively UNILORIN auditorium where the
32nd graduation activities were being held.

Adedimeji, who until his death was a
lecturer at the Fountain University, Osogbo,
Osun State, was among 166 receiving
doctoral degrees at the convocation.
He was said to have arrived in Ilorin for
the convocation not long before his death.

The Vice Chancellor of UNILORIN, Prof.
Abdulganiyu Ambali, said 67 of the 6,069
graduands for first degrees were first
class, adding that it was an improvement
on last year’s 41 first-class graduands.
He explained that 1,505 merited second-
class upper division, compared to 1,234
last year; 3,200, second-class lower
division; 1,124, third class; and 70, pass.
He stated that 1,903 postgraduate
students, 8,038 first degree students and
68 diploma students graduated on Friday
and Saturday, being the first two days of
the 32nd convocation.

President Muhammadu Buhari, who is the
Visitor to the university, assured Nigerians
that the country would overcome the
ongoing economic recession.
Buhari, who was represented by the
Deputy Executive Secretary, National
Universities Commission, Prof. Chiedu
Mafiana, said recession was not peculiar
to Nigeria, adding that many other
countries in the world were facing similar
challenges.

According to the President, the recession
was brought about by the collective failure
of Nigerians as a people, dependency on
oil exports to the exclusion of other
products, insatiable appetite for foreign
goods and services, including importation
of food, corruption and lack of proper
planning.
The President said his administration was
doing everything possible to restructure
the economy and change the nation’s
ways of doing things.

The Visitor reiterated the Federal
Government’s resolve to steer the attitude
and values of the citizens, especially the
youth, towards positive direction.
He stated that the responsibilities and
obligations of university teachers in
achieving this goal could not be
overstated.

The NUC Executive Secretary, Prof.
Rasheed Adamu, who was also
represented by Mafiana, stated that he
was saddened and dismayed by what he
termed the growing tension and animosity
in various university campuses.


Copyright PUNCH.
October 23, 2016

Walahi! Aisha go give some people HBP b4 2019