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you are not hungry enough.

your prophet is fuckin' dead.
deal with it.

Jack65: I knew you were a joke but just wanted to be sure. You dont have anything to say.

thanks.
says it all.

buzugee: hey somebody gotta be used as firewood so as to keep us warm

is it cold there? i been taught it was paradise and all, like fukin' ibiza with virgins running around and clapping singing and waiting to get fuckd.

he spoke to me last night. said he's bored and misses lucifer. i think he's gay but not ready to come out yet.

snthesis: one Verifiable thing God did was making you. He created you and there's nothing you can disprove about that.

i thought you were serious. if it's spitting garbage from your mouth that you think will make people start believing your trash, you have another think coming.
I asked what he can do, not what he did. we want to verify on our own.

buzugee: oh there is a second chance for that heathen ea7. a second chance to burn in 1000000000 degree thermonuclear heat. as the lord like to put it ' i will melt you in the midst of the furnace thereof ' ea7 be sizzling in the furnace like bbq suya. i will pass by and drop a coupla onions and tomatoes on yo a-s-s in the furnace

heaven must be full of sadists.

op, when did you first hear of god?

snthesis: dont know d fellow? is that wat you believe in? i guess we are making progress -@least you know believe in a maker?

you don't know him? then i see a big emptyness in your life. but through logic mind you are saved. the fellow made all things. i believe him. you must now prove to me that he didn't make all things or accept him as your maker to live a happier after death.

@snthesis

Please tell me one thing, only one thing that god can do. something verifiable. not some silly answer like he will make me wake up or make the sun shine. Something unique that he can do that we can witness.

Please tell me what you think about the dinosaurs and how they tie up with the creation story in your holy book.

Many thanks

snthesis: GOD proves his existence by the works of His hands - i.e the world around us, He created everything for you to believe in HIM, its so very simple. take a look at the creatures, the birds, the trees, the intricacies of life and be amazed at how complex but seemingly extraodrinary the thought process involved in making us and be amazed. start from the single cell and end up with a deep look at yourself, and be in awe.

Can you prove that everything was not created by this fellow?

https://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx89q2shaZ1qic8pr.jpg

Biafra Laughs

rastamouse: What will you do if you realize after death that GOD exist? Will you take those blasphemous words back in front of HIM? Will you apologize?

You need to read this http://heavenandhellstories..com/

Same thing I would do if after I die, and have been cremated and my ashes thrown into the ocean, I realise that the great lepreuchan prophesised by the holy martian exist.

This god of yours is one twisted sonofabitch

feelamong: Clearly.. this transport coy has a lot of questions to answer…If i were the parents of these girls. I would make sure that I sue this coy to their last kobo and make sure they never transport anyboy to HELL again!! How can you put a bus of 42 school girls on the Road by 11.40PM…If not for their selfish aim…

becos it aint illegal man. chill for bus company.
the real question is where was the police?
where is the state?

imagine if this country was divided and you hear news like "biafran school girls travelling to lagos ra.ped in odua". Some presidents will have a lot to answer for.
we must strive towards self determination.

Callotti: At least I was brought up!
You raised yourself.
Poor you!
Blame GOD!

there goes the aboki side brain again

Image123: ^ you deserve to be ignored, seeing you've confirmed in you a high level of foolishness.

another soldier of christ runs off feigning ignorance.

Whoever the psalmist turns out to have been, he was obviously pleased enough with the polish and address of psalm 14 to repeat it virtually word for word as psalm 53.

Both versions begin with the identical statement that "The fool has said in his heart, there is no God." For some reason, this null remark is considered significant enough to be recycled throughout all religious apologetics. All that we can tell for sure from the otherwise meaningless assertion is that unbelief—not just heresy and backsliding but unbelief—must have been known to exist even in that remote epoch. Given the then absolute rule of unchallenged and brutally punitive faith, it would perhaps have been a fool who did not keep this conclusion buried deep inside himself, in which case it would be interesting to know how the psalmist knew it was there. (Dissidents used to be locked up in Soviet lunatic asylums for "reformist delusions," it being quite naturally and reasonably assumed that anybody mad enough to propose reforms had lost all sense of self-preservation.)

Our species will never run out of fools but I dare say that there have been at least as many credulous idiots who professed faith in god as there have been dolts and simpletons who concluded otherwise.

It might be immodest to suggest that the odds rather favour the intelligence and curiosity of the atheists, but it is the case that some humans have always noticed the improbability of god, the evil done in his name, the likelihood that he is man-made, and the availability of less harmful alternative beliefs and explanations. We cannot know the names of all these men and women, because they have in all times and all places been subject to ruthless suppression. For the identical reason, nor can we know how many ostensibly devout people were secretly unbelievers. As late as the eighteenth and nineteenth centuries, in relatively free societies such as Britain and the United States, unbelievers as secure and prosperous as James Mill and Benjamin Franklin felt it advisable to keep their opinions private. Thus, when we read of the glories of "Christian" devotional painting and architecture, or "Islamic" astronomy and medicine, we are talking about advances of civilization and culture—some of them anticipated by Aztecs and Chinese—that have as much to do with "faith" as their predecessors had to do with human sacrifice and imperialism. And we have no means of knowing, except in a very few special cases, how many of these architects and painters and scientists were preserving their innermost thoughts from the scrutiny of the godly. Galileo might have been unmolested in his telescopic work if he had not been so unwise as to admit that it had cosmological implications.

From the book "god is not great" by Christopher Hitchens

goodnewz1: Although I myself do not quite understand the full ramifications of this verse, It does make sense that when Jesus defeated death, he could have proclaimed his victory to the wicked spirits in Hell, in other words he heralded their soon coming judgement, and then of course he set the righteous spirits free to abide in Heaven. It doesn't necessarily mean that Jesus gave the wicked (spirits) a second chance to repent as the New Testament scriptures are quite blatant about the fact that you can only repent while you are alive.

So according to you, some already have their reward and others have already been found guilty, condemned and serving their punishment before judgement by the just god?
Tell us please, what is the purpose of this "soon coming judgement"?

yabereoje: Temptation includes the lust of eyes, lust of flesh and pride of life; the overwhelming desire to do evil. A desire to go into a bar when you have already called it quit to drinking; a longing to break the vow of marriage by picking up a flirting habit; the desire to cheat or take what does not belong to us etc these are test of life that we need to surmonut everyday.

Does this happen only to humans created by god in his image or does it happen to animals as well?

What exactly is this "temptation" you speak of?

PalmTree: And how much does it cost to sink a borehole?

is that an answer?

Brainwashing.

xtians are becoming desperate.

Oh lord my mouth will give you praise today.

Logic mind your servant comes in front of you.

I am but a grain of sand. I am your sword, please use me.

I have never seen you god but i know i will.

i don't care what they say god, but you are omnipotent, omniscience, omnitechnology, ominous.

you made a virgin conceive without the benefit of orrgasm. you are wonderful.

i will give you praises morning, afternoon evening and even while i sleep because i have nothing more important to do.

loving god, you made the white man for me so he can provide all my earthly needs. thank you god for the white man who introduced me to you, oh! most high.

All he wanted was this black liquid running under my ground. ah! the foolish white fellow.

you made it possible lord.

you even made a donkey talk because humans started sounding silly.

your servant commanded the sun to stand still, and it did! god! god! god!, how many times did i call you?

you made the impossible possible,

jehovah!

yahweh!

allah!

el shaddai,

lion of the tribe of judah!,

father of the fatherless,

hope of the hopeless,

the invisible husband of the widow!,

the beginning and the end,

abba father!

great messiah!

my saviour!

my fortress!,

alpha and omega!

the greatest!,

the holiest!,

may all glory and honour be upon thy name!,

powerful angry one,

loving warrior,

the mouth that spits fire.

when you say yes who can say no?,

The creator of heaven, hell, light, darkness, good, evil, satan and jeeeeeesus!,

my redeemer!

hosannah in the highest of highest!

Allah arhkbarhh!,

mohamed is your prophet,

even the birds of the air and the fishes in the sea worship and give you praise.

Did you not murder the first son of every egyptian household for daring to annoy your anointed?

I pity my enemies

You are worthy!

Did you not exterminate the inhabitants of jericho so your chosen ones should have a home?

In the midst of all the destruction, did you not save a treacherous ashawo from murder?

King of kings!,

Alpha and Omega!

your marvellous deeds are marvellous.

Who dares challenge you?

Who dares stand in front of you oh! lord?

I am that I am!

You made the river split in two so your people can pass.

You made the same river consume their hated African pursuers.

I bow before thee,

Nigeria kneels before thee,

Africa grovels before thee.

Our bread of life!,

Our morning sun!

Igwe!

Oba!

The no.1 Emir.

King of glory!

You did all these and many more but it wasn't enough for you. No it wasn't.

You did more: You sent your one and only semi-orphan son to come and be murdered for my sake.

What love!

What excellent love you have shown me!

And you sent him in style.

Did he come like the rest of us? No.

He had had to dis-virgin a poor carpenter's fiancee with his head.

That was the first miracle.

Was that enough? No!

Destruction runs in the blood. Some would say it is genetic.

Like father like son he got angry and destroyed the city's temple.

He got twelve men to leave their jobs and family, turn them to drunkards and made them follow him around the middle east with weapons.

They become so drunk that they could no longer distinguish between water and wine?

Gracious one!

Like you father he saved another ashawo from lynching.

Like you provided manna for your hunger stricken people in the wilderness; like you commanded Elisha to give 20 loaves of bread to famine suffering isrealites to eat and still have leftovers, your son multiplied bread and fish for his hunger stricken followers.

The bread of life!

Unchangeable one!

The morning sun!,

My head corner stone!

Did he travel in style with lambo of ferrari as the son of the creator of all things? No.

The humble one decided that a donkey was the most appropriate means of travel for a heavenly prince.

When your son was betrayed, did he complain? No!

When he was condemned did he complain? No!

The lamb of calvary!

Roman sallah ram!

Undefeatable god.

When his hench man used his weapon to cut off another man's ear what did he do? He put it right back on!

The miracle worker.

He made the blind see!

He made the barren pregnant,

he caused immediate menopause on menstruating woman,

he raised lazarus from the dead!

He raised himself from the dead!

and flew back home!

Wonderful,

You made them not behead him.

They did not stab his heart did they?

Instead they only put 5 holes in him 4 of which are on extremities.

Marvelous,

Like don corleone he stayed alive after five holes in his body.

Rock of ages!

Omnipresent,

Jah! Rastafari!,

Almighty I.

The most I!

I praise thee,

I worship yee!

I magnify your holy name!

The devil shall bow.

My enemies will rot. As promised to king david.

You commanded us not to take your name in vain and we shall not.

Did you not make everything in six days six thousand years ago?

The consuming fire!

Mountain mover!

Ancient of days!

My saviour.

Your son promised to come back.

We are waiting.

We have not heard from you since.

But we believe.

We have faith

Unwavering faith.

Darwing can talk.

Like Thomas, doubters will doubt

But I will praise thy holy name till thy kingdom come.

I will kill a cow for you this easter

Even though you won’t eat it

But I don’t mind

You don’t need food for strength.

Food needs you for strength.

Please accept my thanks

Please accept my praises.

Please accept my adoration.

Did you not lay afflictions upon Job, your worthy servant?

Did you not kill all his family?

May it not be my portion.

Did he not continue praising you afterwards.

What wisdom!

I do the same with your servant, the white man.

Your mercy is infinite.

Your foolishness starts with my wisdom.

The fool says in his heart that you are not.

I am not a fool.

I say nothing in my heart.

Dear lord.

Your wisdom is infinite.

I can only marvel at your word.

Orisirisi Father.

Did you not send Tsunami to Japan when they started misbehaving?

When U.S. thought they ruled over the world, did you not sent hurricane Katrina to them to remind them of who is in charge?

Everlasting father!

Even their presidents proclaim your name.

They kill in your name.

Muslims murder in your name.

Your name is wonderful.

Your name is powerful.

You are intoxicating.

Did Elisha your man not make an iron axe float on water?

Did your son not walk on water?

Did you not make the Arameans blind?

Blessed be your glorious name

And may it be exalted above all blessing and praise.

Yashabawawashabalawala. Yemashimawallalaa. Walshamamabamabashalam!

You alone are the lord!

You made heavens

Even the highest heavens

And all their starry host

The earth and all that is on it

The seas and all that is in them

You give life to everything

And multitudes of heaven worship you.

You are the lord god who took abram from Ur of Chaldeans and renamed him Abraham.

You promised to commit genocide and wipe away the Canaanites, Hittites, Amorites, Jebusites and Girhashites so his descendants can take over their land.

They went further and murdered the people of Heshbon, Bashan and the Philistines.

They didn’t know anything about south America and Australia.

Oh! Patient one, you made sure the world heard about you through the sword, colonialism, wars, jihad and crusades.

You gave laws that are just and right: you even told us how to treat slaves and that women must shut up and put up.

Righteous one!

You brought water from rock and your son brought wine from water.

Reliable God!

Beautiful god!

My cup overflows.

Supernatural god.

Hear my prayer.

Heal my madness.

stillme: This new nairaland looks like yoruba masquerade site. What do you think?

it is worse. I first thought my pc has caught a virus.

seun please go easy on oily soup. read my post on that and how it affects the brain.

God will, god this, god has, i won't do a thing cos god is in control. but what can i say if god has said. god can. god what. oh! god. god will bring and god will provide. i will go back to sleep, god protects me while i sleep. i'm a child of god. i am useless but god is merciful and god will do it. god has done it before. god will do it again. god will kill my enemies. god will let my enemies live long to see what i will become. god save boko haram. god destroy boko haram. god send your holy ghost fire to destroy our corrupt leaders. god please guide our leaders. god why did you curse us with oil? god thank you in the most high for the oil. what can we do without god? god does everything. god please save nigeria. god must divide this country. god please give me visa for europe. god please don't let me catch aids. god help me pass exam, god lead me. god save my mama, god protect my pickin. god. god. god. please do it. please don't do it. infact do whatever you want as you are god. infact you already know what to do, why am I telling you what to do.