@ituen, hear urself talk, gate manager beter dere pass nija hia abi

Na pple like una dey go spoil person show dere, wey dem go dey tink say we no get beter job hia

Well come to tink of it o, d job go fit u o

@Ninja ur mouth is loud and wide, nd i advise u engage ur brain b4 ur mouth

tink b4 u say nd dont say b4 u tink

Come were u 4learn all dat stupid language sef,omo men dis guy too talk

u be woman?Elo wewe
Ayus abeg Casterate m nd pls send d big meat for fries

@ituen, i tink u are wrong dere

but if u prefer to remain dere without qualification, u will still be a boy-boy 4ur oga

To an extent, self enter. is a good tin i beliv

Nice jokes, e be like say u vex go pack dem come

Oh its all good, Nighty all the way

Lola, how weknd, make una run una sef down o, we be paddy nd na for life

Are you thinking what i am thinking ?

Enjoy This:

An out of job man applied for the position of an "office boy" at
Microsoft.
The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a
test.
"You are employed" he said. "Give me your e-mail address and I'll send
you the application to fill in, as well as date when you may start".
The man replied "But I don't have a computer, neither an email."
"I'm sorry", said the HR manager, "If you don't have an email, that
means you do not exist.
And who doesn't exist, cannot have the job. The man left with no hope
at all.
He didn't know what to do, with only $10 in his pocket. He then decided
to go to the supermarket and buy a 10Kg tomato crate. He then sold the
tomatoes in a door to door round. In less than two hours, he succeeded
to double his capital.
He repeated the operation three times, and returned home with $60.
The man realized that he can survive by this way, and started to go
everyday earlier, and return late,
Thus, his money doubled or tripled everyday.
Shortly, he bought a cart, then a truck, and then he had his own fleet
of delivery vehicles. 5 years later, the man is one of the biggest food
retailers in the US . He started to plan his family's future, and
decided to have a life insurance. He called an insurance broker, and chose
a protection plan. When the conversation was concluded, the broker
asked him his email.
The man replied, "I don't have an email ". The broker answered
curiously, "You don't have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an empire.

Can you imagine what you could have been if you had an email?!!"
The man thought for a while and replied, Yes, I'd be an office boy
at Microsoft!"
Moral(s) of the story
M1- Internet /email is not the solution to your life.
M2- If you don't have internet /email, and work hard, you can be a
millionaire.
M3 If you received this message by email, you are probably already an
office boy/girl, and not any close to being a Billionaire,
Have a great day!!!
P, S - Do not forward this email back to me, I' m closing my email &
going to sell fried yams (Dun-dun)!!!!!!!!!!!

HAVE A LUVLY DAY

Nightnurse, haba! wetin my paddy come do u like this

Anyway its a nice joke, but i doubt if na Lola sha

Abi Lola, u fit?

Hmmm fellow nairalnders, this long tin na serious matter o, if we start to dey analysis
this thing, na hia we sleep o, anybody wey talk say i don spoil na him get him pit, but the only thin is i agree wit
clem, but i tink i prefer it biggggggggggg, longgggggggg, and efficient (wat did i just say?)

Pls no hiddin d fact, it evn better if its thick dark
Yepa!!!!! Lolaabey oti spoil me o

Hi girlfriend!!!! m enjoyin this thread.
Guys culd u pls describe how urs is??

HAIL BE TO THE LONGEST, D MOST ENJOYABLE AND WONDERFUL THING IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

' we hail thee our night food'

Noodles or wat is dat ur name? Wetin u mean?

 Nd na ur own worse pass o  

Make dem yab us, na dem get dre mouth, Iteun talk wetin dey ur mind o
I don see my person,nd na to yarn.
Lollypop thanx for ur love gal, i really appreciate it.

True baby gal, d long thing na him be d koko(well it depends on d long tin u re talkin about o)

But as for me too, na LONG THING i dey siddon with o.
Next poster, wat do u think?

nice nd very funny, wuldnt hv understood dat if u had'nt explained. good for u man!

Ok, i stay around akin olugbade, but my office is at oke ilewo.Guess u re still enjoyin d break
no wahala we'l get 2see wen u get back.

Men, dat girl must hv gone thru hell to get all that.
Lola dis is nice, keep it up Girlfriend!

Its a lieeeeeeeeee Yea lets hook up dearie MassComm YR3(m a part time student)
Where do u stay. Men i love this forum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pls reply me jare

Yes o Lolabbey, we be name sake na only spellind dey different
M also Lola, but no 'omo' lets hook up sis wuld hv dropped my num here but i fear o

Lolabbey m in mapoly ,Masscom

lolabbey we re friends already, i live nd school hia thou

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Nice one, its kool

hmmmmmmmmmm no comment, Non- Sense

Abeg treat woman well o

Hi i got this from a friend nd just tot to let u guyz see it.

[b]THE ARABS AND THE AMERICAN-LOHLARH[/b]
Two Arabs boarded a flight out of London. One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat. Just before takeoff, an American sat down in the aisle seat.

After takeoff, the American kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said,” I need to get up and get a beer".

"Don't get up;" said the American, "I'm in the aisle seat. I'll get it for you".

As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the American's shoe and spat in it. When he returned with the beer, the other Arab said, "That looks good, I'd really like one, too". Again, the American obligingly went to fetch it.

While he was gone the other Arab picked up his other shoe and spat in it too. When the American returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight.

As the plane was landing, the American slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened.

"Why does it have to be this way?" he asked. "How long must this go on? This fighting between our nations? This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in shoes, pissing in beers?"

These re nice joke sam, dont mind that one wey dey miss-yarn.
ur jokes re nice just dat atimes dey get too sophysitcated for this area cos all we wnt to do here is just laff nd ease off some stress.
Thumps up joo, u re too much.

heeeeeeeeeeeheeeebuhaaaa

Nice jokes man no kill person o

Can i hv the site were u get them from plssssssss?

;Dcant stop laffin. lol

Nice joke, but u guyz should pls come up wit sometin new nd stop givin us a copy nd paste tin.
Hv had enuf of Blondes i wnt Blackies!!!!!!!

actoor, wats dat angry icon for?

Keep postin jare guys, i cant wait see more

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