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Jokes Etc / Re: Mumu by Lohlarh(f): 12:39pm On Feb 15, 2008
eh ehe he, Lolami who be this dreamer wey dey call me kobra, shocked shocked shocked

Mr Dreamer abi ki lon je, one tell me d menain of kobra nd 2ndly wetin i do u
as Lola asked is it franternity or internet, answer me b4 volcano erupt o cheesy cheesy
Jokes Etc / Re: Rubber Gloves by Lohlarh(f): 1:58pm On Feb 14, 2008
its okay
Jokes Etc / Re: >>>valentine Jokes<<< by Lohlarh(f): 1:51pm On Feb 14, 2008
nice jokes smiley

1 Like

Jokes Etc / Re: Guiness Book Of Record by Lohlarh(f): 1:26pm On Feb 14, 2008
he, i carry 8th position, thank God o grin grin grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Pyschiatric Hospital by Lohlarh(f): 12:58pm On Feb 14, 2008
why una no go die d mater, as both of una join

E dey una body, esa rora wink
Jokes Etc / Re: Mumu by Lohlarh(f): 12:30pm On Feb 14, 2008
success wetin u see?

Ore i don add u, we re home and good
Jokes Etc / Re: Mumu by Lohlarh(f): 12:18pm On Feb 14, 2008
Ore i dey o, na money i dey find to pay school fee o
Jokes Etc / Re: Mumu by Lohlarh(f): 11:41am On Feb 14, 2008
@poster nice joke, but why u no come write d names now? tufe, ituen, folly?(just guessin) grin

@Lola, how re u girlfriend, wetin u do for ituen wey he dey lash u like dis?

Anyway take kia oremi grin
Jokes Etc / Re: funny pix CAUTION by Lohlarh(f): 5:13pm On Feb 13, 2008
@poster nice pix, keep them comin

Folly ur wife don dey vex o ;DLola tak m easy now
Jokes Etc / Re: The Polite Way To Peeeeeeeeeeeeeee! by Lohlarh(f): 4:40pm On Feb 13, 2008
Anus nooo, how can i be jealous, was just wonderin how possible for her to like u

Cos u no enter our chat list, but she fit malage u as she talk
Lolygal, se kini yen fun grin grin grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Loo Trouble by Lohlarh(f): 4:31pm On Feb 13, 2008
It culd be Bulk
Jokes Etc / Re: U Must Have Seen This B4 by Lohlarh(f): 4:27pm On Feb 13, 2008
Lola ko ye mi o, wat do u tink he wants?Abi re u tinkin wat m thinkin?
Na fine bouy? cheesy grin

folly ese o
cegirl i like u too
Jokes Etc / Re: U Must Have Seen This B4 by Lohlarh(f): 3:58pm On Feb 13, 2008
@ Lola, thanx darl, m glad u liked it
@Seunspice u re d bomb
Jokes Etc / U Must Have Seen This B4 by Lohlarh(f): 2:57pm On Feb 13, 2008
LETTER TO A MOTHER[/font]
A mother enters her daughter's bedroom and sees a letter on the wall over the bed. With the worst premonition, she reads it, with trembling hands: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you that I eloped with my new boyfriend. I found real passion and he is so nice, with all his piercing and tattoos and his big motorcycle.

But is not only that Mum, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants to have many more children with me and that's one of my dreams. I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and his friends, who are providing us with all the cocaine and ecstasy we may want.

In the meantime, we'll pray for the science to find the AIDS cure, for Ahmed to get better, he deserves it. Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Some day I'll visit for you to know your grandchildren. Your daughter, Judith.

P.S.: Mum, it's not true. I'm at the neighbour's house. I just wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in the desk drawer.


[font=Lucida Sans Unicode]THE HORSE NAME

A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a magazine.

"What was that for?" he asked.
"That was for the piece of paper in your TROUSER pocket with the name Mary Lou written on it," she replied.
"Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Mary Lou was the name of one of the horses I bet on," he explained.

"Oh honey, I'm sorry," she said. "I should have known there was a good explanation."

Three days later he was watching a ballgame on TV when she walked up and hit him in the head again, this time with the iron skillet, which knocked him out cold. When he came to, he asked, "What the hell was that for?"

She replied, "Your horse called."
Jokes Etc / Re: Loo Trouble by Lohlarh(f): 2:45pm On Feb 13, 2008
;Ddats a score
Jokes Etc / Re: Cant Help Laughing by Lohlarh(f): 2:38pm On Feb 13, 2008
Lola, na wah 4dis ur thread o cheesy m enjoyin myself
Jokes Etc / Re: EVIL OR HIFUL by Lohlarh(f): 2:30pm On Feb 13, 2008
@ituen, i agree wit u bro

Abi wetin be dis?
Jokes Etc / Re: The Polite Way To Peeeeeeeeeeeeeee! by Lohlarh(f): 2:21pm On Feb 13, 2008
Lola, u sure say u like dis Anus guy?

Sis Look b4 u leap o
One Love!
Jokes Etc / Re: Greedy Man by Lohlarh(f): 2:06pm On Feb 13, 2008
i dey jare my sweet angel

tk kia
Jokes Etc / Re: Greedy Man by Lohlarh(f): 11:44am On Feb 13, 2008
i dey jare my sweet angel

tk kia
Jokes Etc / Re: Greedy Man by Lohlarh(f): 11:02am On Feb 13, 2008
Lola, una don dey comot for express dey service lane o,

Haba, make una comment on d joke, na love matter una dey discuss

Well nice joke!!!
Jokes Etc / Re: What A Boy by Lohlarh(f): 10:50am On Feb 13, 2008
wetin concern u ituen?

lola dear so wa pa jare? cheesy
Jokes Etc / Re: What A Boy by Lohlarh(f): 4:28pm On Feb 12, 2008
I dey hia o my sis, na u no wan send ur details(jokin, i know u re hiddin cos of scammers)


So werin dey?
Jokes Etc / Re: What A Boy by Lohlarh(f): 4:09pm On Feb 12, 2008
Nice One
Jokes Etc / Re: Footballers Are In Trouble by Lohlarh(f): 4:00pm On Feb 12, 2008
Pls lets continue with d ladies:


Dakova - Clavin klein
Jokes Etc / Re: Good Neighbor by Lohlarh(f): 2:56pm On Feb 12, 2008
Nice one nightie, wink
Jokes Etc / Re: Think About This! by Lohlarh(f): 1:30pm On Feb 12, 2008
Hello Girlfriend, u ok?

me, mind ke, kojo, mio ri ro at all

Take kia darl! wink
Jokes Etc / Re: A Must Read For Everyone, U Must Read O! by Lohlarh(f): 1:25pm On Feb 12, 2008
Lolabbey, no mind dis ninja guy jare

d boy get mouth like Kettle(ole nu)
Jokes Etc / Re: Think About This! by Lohlarh(f): 1:09pm On Feb 12, 2008
@Ninja tortoise na u get ya mouth
Jokes Etc / Re: Think About This! by Lohlarh(f): 12:13pm On Feb 12, 2008
Ituen na u go go italy, God forbid me go do nonsense for italy, if i go maybe for a fashion or business

Its a good tin sha still tink abt dat Gate keeper job, u mit be considered
Jokes Etc / Re: Sebi Una Tink Say Una Sabi Craze? by Lohlarh(f): 11:53am On Feb 12, 2008
Men this boy don draw craze for real

Lolabbey se on wo boboyi nran ni, Oya now, Aro Straight

nd i tink nightnurse is on duty tongue
Jokes Etc / Re: A Must Read For Everyone, U Must Read O! by Lohlarh(f): 11:24am On Feb 12, 2008
@ituen, ki lo kan e tin ba baje?

so gba e

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