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Family / Re: Upside Down Marriage by lolaluv1(f): 9:43am On Dec 26, 2015
MathsChic:
The only sensible post i read after many pages. You said it rightly.
Birds of the same feather....
Family / Re: Upside Down Marriage by lolaluv1(f): 8:54am On Dec 26, 2015
I was speechless reading this yesterday. This is just too much. You need to leave that witch.

Imagine her saying she will curse another man with the sperm he poured inside her. Ewwww!! Your own 'wife' has now become a sperm reservoir for public use. And to men wey no even send her sef. See as the man curse am back. What a shame. I don't know how people do it sha.

You also allowed her take your job away from you. How could you not go to work for 3 days? In a bank o, where you have to account for every single minute. That first day, you should have still gone to work knowing there was an important meeting. Even if you were late. That would have been better explained than absconding for 3 days. Anyway, what is done is done.

Then how come you still went ahead to pay 1 mil house rent after losing your job? You should have left with your child at this point.
And even when you didn't, you should have ensured you still have at least 200k left. At least, you won't be drinking watery Oha soup without meat.
I pray you find the answers you seek o. God forbid bad thing....
Family / Re: Upside Down Marriage by lolaluv1(f): 9:54pm On Dec 25, 2015
omg!!

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Family / Re: Why Are Wives Looking Older Than Their Husbands? by lolaluv1(f): 11:04am On Dec 25, 2015
Not applicable to me and mine....
Family / Re: Letter Of A Nairalander To His Dead Mum by lolaluv1(f): 7:31pm On Dec 24, 2015
Hugs@op
Be comforted...
Travel / Re: Train Crushes 3 Persons In Ilorin (photo) by lolaluv1(f): 11:40am On Dec 21, 2015
Same happened to my grandpa.

I think I heard (don't know if true) that active train tracks have a magnetic field that kills the car engine and locks up the doors once the train is very close.

May their souls rest in peace, Amen.
Crime / Re: How I Was Drugged, Raped, Fired From Air Force (photos) by lolaluv1(f): 7:05pm On Dec 15, 2015
I strongly condemn this hideous act!!
Please how do we get justice for this lady? Viviangist, this is where you can come in and use your platform to make a difference!!

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Celebrities / Re: Tuface And Wife Annie Stun In Native Attire (Photo) by lolaluv1(f): 10:34pm On Dec 10, 2015
E be like say they want to act another movie again o....

*They look like regular folks....
Celebrities / Re: Adaeze Yobo Rocking Pink Braids - Would You Rock This Look? by lolaluv1(f): 10:32pm On Dec 10, 2015
She went from a Beyonce wannabe to a Rihanna wannabe...undecided
She looks good sha. Fresh, dewy skin!

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Travel / Re: How A Nigerian showed kindness to an Old woman in Canada's airport by lolaluv1(f): 8:26pm On Dec 05, 2015
Been missing my mum all day...just appreciating that selfless woman more and more. God bless my mum!!
Family / Re: I Feel Like Telling My Mother-in-law To Get Lost by lolaluv1(f): 7:29am On Dec 05, 2015
I think people should do what works for them.
Some stoop to conquer, some go the radical way.

I have a friend (she's no nonsense) who was in the kitchen with one of her husband's cousins. As usual, the inlaw started prying and offering unwanted suggestions. So my friend told her to take a look at the gate outside, that whenever she's coming for a visit, she should drop all her suggestions by the gate before entering the compound.
I was shocked sha. But to each their own o. If that is how she will get her peace....

Infact before she got married. One of her mums friends came to visit.
Mums friend: Cynthia, A and B have gotten married o. In fact everybody done go. When you go marry? You just sit for house!!
Cynthia: Yes, I sit for house but I sit on top your head?
The mums friend was speechless. Who she wan tell wey no go ask her say who send you?

Everybody knows her tongue is poison if they venture into her lane. They have learnt to give her a wide berth.
Family / Re: I Feel Like Telling My Mother-in-law To Get Lost by lolaluv1(f): 7:10am On Dec 05, 2015
ahnie:
Wen her brother came back,he asked if i hav given his sister food.i said...Joy nor dey chop ogbonor soup LOUDly to her hearin,meanwhile that z how it haz bn all this years.because she told me so,and each time she visits,and i happen to cook ogbonor soup,she wont eat.so my husband ordered me like a colonel to bring the ogbonor soup,and i promply followed his orders like a newly employed recruit,that Joy must eat it,he told his sister that this is HIS(mr ahlex)house,that if she z choosy,she should go and Marry and choose the type of food,she wants to eat...or better still,whenever she pays us a viSiT,she shud come with her own mEAl.meanwhile that was the last meal for that nyt...i guess she ate it,bcus i went into the room to watch telemundo.the next morning,madam joy didnt even bother to stand up,so that i can clean n mop the room,she just lie down with her big bumbum,i cleaned the part i could,and bath my lil bae n left the house.pls note that...mr ahlex left the house very early the next morning.i came back..madam was stil lyin down,as at abt 12noon.she commanded me to go to the fridge and defrost soup that she wants to eat,i nor kukuma dey like eat food sef...i told her that,she z not a visitor,that she should do it herself,pls note that,she has 100percent right to go to my pot...yes that z how i am.wen i came back..our Joyous nyarinya instead went to the food store,and decided to cook spaghetti,rice and BEANs....i just threw away my face.she consumed everything,and the annoyin part was,she didnt wash the DISHES.is Annie surprise...Mba,iffah hear sai ah surprise!!!lest i forget,when she went to the restroom,and after she shower,she hung her pant(patari)ontop washin MACHINE...i sharperly told her to remove the ministry from the washin machine,before her pant go design the machine with RUST.person designed her Neck with the type of TONTO dike taTTOO,but she nor get money or work.she wants us...the wives to her brothers to be afraid of her(two lecturers,two teachers,and one complete house wife based in onitsha.she left the followin morninn being Sunday,without even havin the courtesy of biddin annie n miss zino bye,and i hurriedly mutter HALLELUYA.am 26..she z 32.the man that wants to marry her z pussyfootin(draggin his feets)to come and do the neccessary rites.bcus she z allergic to Workin to earn a living....she has B.sc in beepin(flashin)she can flash for africa.


Na wa for the girl o. She will go husband house na.
Family / Re: I Feel Like Telling My Mother-in-law To Get Lost by lolaluv1(f): 7:06am On Dec 05, 2015
Eketem:


You are so hurt and bitter because you are doing eye service. Pretending to do "our wife" then hating her guts. Why can't you honestly draw boundaries? Why would you go to the market four days post partum?

Wives need to be real and stop pretending. You will be doing "Yes sister, Yes Anty" to them why won't they make stupid demands?

I tell you! The story is just incredulous.
At the time when she should be preparing hot pepper soup for you and pressing your tummy. She sent you to the market. Heaven forbid!!

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Family / Re: My Niece's Strange Writting. Is She A Cultist? by lolaluv1(f): 6:55am On Dec 05, 2015
This looks very, very organised. Very intelligent girl, I must add....

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Romance / Re: Campus Blues. . . . by lolaluv1(f): 6:07am On Dec 05, 2015
misterh:
Wow... How time flies! I still remember how I came across this thread back then in 2011. Lying on my bed surfing Nairaland and boom! found myself in the Romance section. I finished the story (up till the last update then) that fateful night.
Freecocoa and her partner in crime, Idowuogbo would supply the entertainment when lola.luv went on 'recess'. I remember how a dude came and started formenting trouble. This is a topic I'll probably never unfollow.


I miss the Nairaland of old!

Things have changed o. Even see my name sef. Things cannot be the same again....sad
Romance / Re: Campus Blues. . . . by lolaluv1(f): 6:05am On Dec 05, 2015
Jamesdman:
Can y'all stop already?
I'll cry!!!!!
Reminiscences of those beautiful evenings and fun time on here, almost like a lifetime ago in a different world..
Wish we could recreate those moments..

Loool
Romance / Re: Campus Blues. . . . by lolaluv1(f): 6:04am On Dec 05, 2015
freecocoa:
Lol, good old days they were, cougresources was the guy. grin

NL is boring now.

Yes o. Those were the days. I don't even visit romance section anymore. Everyone seems to have left. And the topics seem so juvenile and bleh! So much has changed!!

Miss you guys o!
Romance / Re: Campus Blues. . . . by lolaluv1(f): 6:00am On Dec 05, 2015
yesboss20:
@lolaluv1
I still lie in wait for our story to end. Loved it and believe I am still gonna love whatever you put up. Your next post could be my birthday gift. *winks*

Sure gonna appreciate it.

Awww. Turns out I saw this quite late. How was your birthday though?

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Business / Re: Online Help And Trust Betrayal: How A Young Girl Defrauded Me. by lolaluv1(f): 6:52pm On Nov 29, 2015
XaintJoel20:

You stole those words from my mouth. I have been taught a bitter lesson by close friends and have resolve to adopt this policy.

So called friends are the worst. True.
Politics / Re: Some Of The Unforgetable Things That Kogi State Benefited From Late Prince Audu by lolaluv1(f): 5:04pm On Nov 24, 2015
I also know he retrenched lots of civil servants. In some cases, both husband and wife was retrenched. Lots of children went without food....
Celebrities / Re: "Late Abubakar Audu Was A Monster", Girl Laments On Twitter by lolaluv1(f): 2:32pm On Nov 23, 2015
jonnieoneng:
Well go on and bad mouth the dead as it is said the dead are all guilty not because they nare ...but bexcause they can not defend themselves any more so ...why don't you tell the whole world what actually happened between you and the Audu's to warrant all this nonsense.........................
let me tell you what a sensible woman once said in my hearing to the issue of Rape . She said only a very foolish Girl gets raped because rape is a function of being at the wrong place at the wrong time.So lady examine yourself ...are you sure that you didn't deliberately present yourself as a willing prey to one of the Audu's just because of their standing in the society and just because they refuse to acknowledge you ..you now decide to drag the man name because he died,.....dea is GOD oooooo

Only a very foolish girl gets raped?
Everything is wrong with that statement.

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Crime / Re: Woman Allegedly Killed By Her Husband's Brothers...they Butchered Her [G.PHOTOS] by lolaluv1(f): 6:24pm On Nov 22, 2015
dejavu231:
why do you assume that i want you to be like me? are you ok? please stay were you are biatch. all fingers are not made equal


Looooooool. Quit hallucinating. Like I said earlier, your mother is the b!tch.

cheesy
Crime / Re: Woman Allegedly Killed By Her Husband's Brothers...they Butchered Her [G.PHOTOS] by lolaluv1(f): 6:10pm On Nov 22, 2015
dejavu231:
you are only reflecting what i am thinking because you think you know how i think. i know a way you shut you up wankker. cool



Like I said before your pig of a father could have done better, seeing you are a sad excuse for a human. Better I self-service than be like your folks with their legs permanently open as sem.en reservoirs.
cheesy

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Crime / Re: Woman Allegedly Killed By Her Husband's Brothers...they Butchered Her [G.PHOTOS] by lolaluv1(f): 5:46pm On Nov 22, 2015
dejavu231:
lol you expect me to chicken out because this is what you are good at and you think i am not? well news flash! you are correct. when you want to talk logic (which is rare) i am here). i don't care if you cry in the face of the truth i would say it anyway diick sucking biatch grin



Yawn. From your atrocious way of writing and thinking, you are indeed very "logical".
Mtchew.
Re.tarded son of a b!tch.

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Crime / Re: Woman Allegedly Killed By Her Husband's Brothers...they Butchered Her [G.PHOTOS] by lolaluv1(f): 5:33pm On Nov 22, 2015
dejavu231:
hahaha very funny grin goat grin cry cry baby grin


Like your mother cried seeing her future so bleak and her son so useless?
cheesy
Crime / Re: Woman Allegedly Killed By Her Husband's Brothers...they Butchered Her [G.PHOTOS] by lolaluv1(f): 5:27pm On Nov 22, 2015
dejavu231:
what do you know of being though? you think everybody is all above talk and no action and strategy like your entire generation? life doesn't end up on nairaland as you may think coock sucker...



Sharrap!
The only strategy your mother knows is how to give a better head to the next customer than she gave 2 minutes ago to the last one.wink
Crime / Re: Woman Allegedly Killed By Her Husband's Brothers...they Butchered Her [G.PHOTOS] by lolaluv1(f): 5:21pm On Nov 22, 2015
dejavu231:
points have been made this one you are dragging me into is secondary biitch... smiley

Id!ot. Acting all tough when in fact your a simpering little fo.ol. #spits
cheesy
Crime / Re: Woman Allegedly Killed By Her Husband's Brothers...they Butchered Her [G.PHOTOS] by lolaluv1(f): 5:16pm On Nov 22, 2015
dejavu231:
yeah! considering you are a woman but with the mouth of a trailer driver. almost like i was reading you. i was going to type the bolded before you said it...


Sharrap!
Go advise your family slags before uttering a word.

Remember the parable of the log and the speck of sand? Good. Now scram!
Crime / Re: Woman Allegedly Killed By Her Husband's Brothers...they Butchered Her [G.PHOTOS] by lolaluv1(f): 5:11pm On Nov 22, 2015
dejavu231:
there you go again. sorry to inform you but if you move with people that do that doesn't mean every woman does it too. who am i to advise you how to live your life? i alone said what had to be said for those who cared to listen and unfortunately your comment became my reference point. eyah sorry o you hear cry


When father Christmas saw your mum, he went "ho ho ho".
Cry your mother a river. She needs it morewink
Crime / Re: Woman Allegedly Killed By Her Husband's Brothers...they Butchered Her [G.PHOTOS] by lolaluv1(f): 5:09pm On Nov 22, 2015
dejavu231:


FIXED smiley

Dumb Bleep. Go fix your head first seeing your slag of a mother bore you head first into the compound pit toilet. No wonder you are so full of sh!ttongue
Crime / Re: Woman Allegedly Killed By Her Husband's Brothers...they Butchered Her [G.PHOTOS] by lolaluv1(f): 5:06pm On Nov 22, 2015
dejavu231:
you don't have to go any further to prove my point biitch this should do...


Are you done pimping your slag of a mother for the day? Remember its Sunday. Her wide, dirty punny can accommodate 10 more trailer drivers.
Imbecilic son of a b!tch

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