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Guys, i am back again with the usual dose. For those that viewed Part 1 and 2, i am sure you will find part 3 more soothing to the soul. Ease your tension with over 80 hilarious pictures that will put a smile on your face. You can never enough of them...Even though part 2 never made it to the FP, i hope this does...All na to make people happy!!!

Chaiii...this guy still dey clueless sha...

@op...Check the definition of Atheism, then you'd know god is not permitted in the scope.

presher:
I used to be an atheist but when i faced challenges in life i feel empty till i become a theist

I'm sure you were never an atheist. You tried to deny who you are for some time but you couldn't hence your easy switch back to your senses.

teemanbastos:
na dat 1 yhu cee? Lol

Meaning we all see things from different perspectives...

This is what you get when your parent don't like you. You get sent to a glorified secondary poo and get treated like a poo.

A former member of the Redeemed Christian Church Of God named Grace Venn has vented anger at church authorities for ‘deceiving her’ about controversial Nigerian Pastor T.B. Joshua.

In an impassioned rant on YouTube, Grace revealed that the strong stance of prominent leaders in The Christian Association of Nigeria (CAN) and The Pentecostal Fellowship of Nigeria (PFN) against T.B. Joshua had affected ‘millions’ negatively.

“I have asked God to help me to forgive all these so-called Christian “mighty” ministers of God for misleading me and millions of people for decades now, accusing Prophet T.B. Joshua and SCOAN to be the devil’s handiwork,” she irately commented on one of Joshua’s numerous online videos.

“Because of the attack on Prophet T.B. Joshua by CAN, PFN and by all these great men of God and the members of their churches, millions of souls like me and members of my family who could have received our deliverance through Prophet T.B. Joshua have suffered for nothing,” she further alleged.

Venn described how she knew of The Synagogue, Church Of All Nations (SCOAN) over 20 years ago but refused to attend the church because of the warning she received from church leaders.

“I lived just 3 bus-stops from the SCOAN in Ejigbo but I never stepped inside the church for one day, even for one minute. My family and I vowed never to step our feet there because Redeemed church members were ALWAYS being warned by our church leaders who were preaching seriously to us NEVER to go near SCOAN premises and to shun Prophet T.B. Joshua,” she exploded.

However, according to the former Redeemed member, Joshua’s crimes causing him to merit such denunciation were never revealed. “We were never told what Prophet Joshua’s sins were and how he offended anybody to warrant such verbal attacks and curses from fellow Christians who say they know God and hear from God,” she added.

According to her, these warnings against Joshua continue to be sounded by ‘jealous’ church leaders. “Until today, the Redeemed Church and other church leaders in Nigeria and overseas are still warning their members never to go near SCOAN. May God forgive these church people who are misleading, deceiving and hindering millions from receiving their deliverance and blessings from God through Prophet Joshua!”

It is only after Venn relocated to London, UK that she did some personal investigations and arrived at the conclusion that the warnings peddled by her church leaders against Joshua were based on falsehoods.

“What is paining me now is that now I know the value of SCOAN and Prophet T.B. Joshua, I am living in London, thousands of miles away from Nigeria… We allowed ourselves to be deceived and misled because we listened to jealous accusations from these people who say they are ‘God’s ministers’. Unknown to us, they were being used by satan to deceive millions of Christians in Nigeria,” she concluded.

The video Grace shared her experiences on detailed the confession of Pastor Gabriel Ikpenwa, a former Assistant Pastor at Redeemed, who narrated how he once preached in crusades that T.B. Joshua was the ‘Anti-Christ’ before his own personal marital problems led him to The SCOAN where he found solace and deliverance.

http://www.gistfactory.com/2015/01/redeem-member-laments-tb-joshuas-lies.html

[quote author=udyheart01 post=30143510][/quote]No be all mouth dem dey use talk nah...

ogaprime:
Please, what's 42DD? Is that future definition of a bigger screen than HD??

How u take know?

[quote author=zizman post=30124495][/quote]You have only just shot yourself in the leg if you turn to be religious to get me...

femi4:
Like Pharaoh, like Judas, God knew pharaoh won't allow the Israelite to leave Egypt. So hardening his heart is like a catalyst to bring into action pharaoh's intentions. Same way Jesus said to Judas:
"That which you want to do, do it quickly"

Hmmmm...i see. But he is omnipotent, he could have easily softened pharaoh's heart rather than hardening it... I get it, he only wants to see some action...

piagetskinner:
#God hardens the hearts of men, to GlORIFY himself...that's what I think

Then that god must be high on orijin.

Another drunken master....

Monicasque:
Well i used to tell him almost most of the things which happened in the past, and wen he also tries to open up and talk abt his, i wud get angry, upset, jeolos etc. Like i wud get dis feeling dat i cant explain, so i decided to cut such topics off our conversation. I dnt wana know abt rubbish nomore.let sleeping dogs ... Finish it up

Not so easy to just be quiet about it. It eats you up deep inside.

Ladies mostly will not support this for obvious reasons...

Well, whichever way it goes, I would love to know her past...But come to think of it this way, what if she makes up a story about her past, how will you find out. Some people could be very good telling lies and making it so real...

Well, the deed had been done. If you truly want to end this, talk to grandma that it was purely a mistake stating it won't repeat itself again and also tell Wunmi to give your wife an excuse that she has to go back to school or somewhere else. Guy, trust me, as long as she is still in that house, there's no telling that you will be tempted once again to touch and this time, your a.ss might not be saved.

By the way, 42DD is not something me i fit overlook....chai imagine dat kind packaging...

I have had an experience with a lady on this and sincerely when she told me some things about her past, believe me, it really influenced my decision not to proceed further with her. I had to stylishly back out fast. But in another dimension, it looks more to me like i have betrayed the trust she had in me and that made me feel bad for some time.

When partners keep their pasts from each other, it may harm the relationship in the long run, marriage counsellors say. No matter how bad it may be, they say opening up creates an atmosphere of trust and love. However, studies have shown many partners still find it hard to open up on their pasts because of the fear of abandonment.
Hence, would you want to know? What is your opinion?

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Guys, don't you think this guy wrecked this babe with his comment...

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Unionised:
Sorry to bust your bubble.

She's just keeping her options open.

She's not really that into you (yet).

My christian-ly sisters, am I wrong?

Guy, you too sabi...you just nailed it....

saintkash:
a friend wrote this and he considered other factors unlike u
Sina Solaru
Price per barrel of crude oil a year ago
[January, 2014] was $97.92/barrel
worldwide. It is now $46.97/barrel.... Gas/
petrol was $3.28/gallon a year ago in the
U.S. It is now $1.89/gallon because of
demand & supply that controls the price. I
just bought a gallon of petrol/gas from
Costco at $1.89 cents/gallon today and since
1 gallon equals 3.78 liters, that equals to 50
cents per liter here in the U.S. That is
#92.50kobo per liter @ the exchange rate of
$1= #185naira ..... Per Capita Income in the
U.S. is $53,042 while per capita income in
Nigeria is $3,006 source: World Bank. That
means Nigeria is currently[until the so called
midnight] paying more at #97/liter than in
the U.S. at #92.50/liter. Nigerians should be
paying #5.24kobo per liter based on the per
capita income differential. Otherwise, the
result is still ABJECT POVERTY! Hit 'Like' if
you are not better off than you were 4 years
ago.

Your post shows you do not understand a single thing concerning evaluation of economic systems.
On what grounds are you comparing both country?
In fact, let me just be silent. Your post is annoying to respond to.

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