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FamilyRe: His Wife Is Always Tired At Night For Sex by lolaxavier(m): 2:20pm On Feb 13, 2015
pentag0nal:
I suggested this to him that three times a week will be fine but when he talked with his wife, she said the maximum she can do is one in two weeks ie. twice in a month.
Guy, advise your friend very well...his wife must probabaly be bumping and grinding with another man during the day...
PoliticsRe: My View On Buhari's Wife And Her Evil N137 Million IDP Donation. by lolaxavier(m): 7:44am On Feb 13, 2015
udyheart01:
I still find it surprising that Buhari's wife could donate N137 million to internally displaced persons (IDP) in Adamawa, an action she has never done before.

I have spent over N3000 recharge cards calling people in Katsina State if she has ever donated
common mats to a mosque, but the answer remains No.

She has never given any financial help publicly that I know of, but all from the moon, she brings
out this evil donation. How did she get this money when her husband, Muhammadu Buhari
borrowed N27 million just to pick the APC presidential form?

This Greek gift is totally unacceptable, condemnable and not to be tolerated in our democracy. We should not encourage emergency donors who bring money during elections just to deceive the populace. She has her home state, where she could have made donations to, but she didn't, and went to faraway Adamawa to give.

This is hypocrisy taken too far, a faux and a big media goof. Whoever advised her in Buhari's
media team have only succeeded in taking away some integrity and current shine that Buhari
enjoys and I hope my friends in the media committee takes note. We cannot condemn the PDP, while APC scream hypocritical change to us. What manner of change is this? Charity begins at home and it must begin long before now.

Madam, your gift is not accepted even in heaven.
If no be say u no get work and u get bad mind, i no understand y person go spend 3k dey ontop say u wan do bad bele.
I am inclined to even believe you never bought any recharge card, the news only filtered to your ears.
Now to the donation, don't you think it makes donating to Internally displaced persons than donating to a mosque. Besides, did she tell you or announce at the donation that she is making it from her private account or it is a contribution from APC wives.
To spoil your market, her hometown no be Katsina...
You are just being bitter and angry. Find somewhere else exercise your frustration abeg...
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Testimonies Of Second-Class Lower Graduates Who Have Good Jobs by lolaxavier(m):
Classes of degree are overrated.Remember it's just a fine line between 3.49 and 3.50.
Anyway my case is interesting. Had BSc. in Applied Geophysics with a 2.2 and later had my Masters in Exploration Geophysics.
Of course I couldn't find a job in Oil company and I was basically searching and searching for any job (not necessarily oil and gas) in the streets of Lagos.For good 3 years, I was without a job. I basically lived in 5 different places during these period squatting while trying my hands on menial jobs. That was 2 years and 10 months ago from today. I don't think anyone has printed CVs or sent CVs online more than I did.
Na wa ooo, Hadiza even left me then.Sincerely it was painful but quite understandable. Babes these days wouldn't want to persevere with a struggling guy.

To cut it short, I got a job with a global research company, though not in line with my discipline. In the space of 2 and half years, I got promoted twice and as I type this, I am in another country in africa where I was transferred to manage one of the company departments in our branch there till Dec 2016. Trust me, a whole lot has changed. Company-paid two bedroom apartment, official car and all other added benefits, good pay as well.
A couple of people on NL know me one on one, so they can attest to this. Why not, I don be member since 2008 smiley
Before i travelled, I cant but stop along CMD road, stare and smile. For those who know CMD road Magodo, there's this new school beside phcn office, called honeyland, believe it or not, I drilled the borehole in that school with some guys I hired. Manual drilling till we got water, under the harsh sun, all for how much. Now it's just a story.
Hard work pays.
Please guys don't start quoting bible or religion, I don't believe in all that. So don't say it was the work of mr A or B. Just take the story as it is. Thank you.
TV/MoviesRe: Foreign Movies That Adorned Our Childhood (Photos) by lolaxavier(op): 3:52pm On Feb 12, 2015
MOD...try put dis tin for frontpage nah
TV/MoviesRe: Foreign Movies That Adorned Our Childhood (Photos) by lolaxavier(op): 3:52pm On Feb 12, 2015
sexymoma:
Twin Worrior
Mard
Destinabari abi na wetin
Drunken Master
Correct...
TV/MoviesRe: Foreign Movies That Adorned Our Childhood (Photos) by lolaxavier(op): 3:51pm On Feb 12, 2015
pitipom:
Great list op! Those movies are evergreen. I remember:


•Cybourg(Jean-claude van damme)
•Warrior and the blind swordsman
•Yer verda raha(sunita n vikram)
•Red heat(Arnold Schwazenger)
•Jason and the Argonauts
•Jack the giant killer
•Annie
•Problem child
•Raid on Entebee(about Idi Amin)
•Super girl
•Not without my daughter
•Diamonds are forever(James bond)


They are all powerful movies.
I can't believe someone can still remember all these movies. Whaoooo....
TV/MoviesRe: Foreign Movies That Adorned Our Childhood (Photos) by lolaxavier(op): 3:50pm On Feb 12, 2015
runnazz:
Django
sound of music
moonraker
zombie
Dracula
Gone with the winds
superman
eye of the tiger
E.T.
American Ninja
Scarface
delta force
missing in action
back to the future
last American virgin
The graduate
Chai... see very old people for NL...
EducationRe: See What Happens In Our Public Examination? Girls Or Boys Need to change NOW! by lolaxavier(m): 2:29pm On Feb 12, 2015
why wont my guy here cheat when he has used all manners of calculator and still no solution yet cheesy

PetsRe: My Cat Just Dey Live Like Queen Oooo!!! - Oyinbo Princess by lolaxavier(m): 10:11am On Feb 12, 2015
OyinboPrincess:
@Prodeegee - omo dust nor dey dem ur eyes ooo wink abegieee make u nor make am sore with all this ur washing mata Baba grin

Check am for YouTube - u go believe say ur eye don dey tell u truth finally, na so e go b oooo shocked
U sabi joooor...
HealthRe: Please Help Safe Folake (urgent) by lolaxavier(m): 8:56pm On Feb 11, 2015
isotonic:
You need to check your account, 50k was paid in yesterday.
Thank you for your kind gesture...You are a good person.
PoliticsRe: I’m First To Create 5,400 Jobs In Nigeria’s History – Jonathan by lolaxavier(m): 7:36pm On Feb 10, 2015
hansad:
The president was talking about jobs created by a particular programme - not all jobs created by his administration. Search the web, in the recent past, for the real number of jobs created by Jonah govt in the last four years.

How could the president say he created only 5,400 jobs? One of your APCshits must have rewritten the president's speech to give a wrong meaning and title to this speech - as usual. Most of you Buhari supporters hardly read and understand what they read.
Abeg shatap...that's how you will see the truth and be twisting it. Did you even read the post at all. The man is boasting of 5400 jobs and you are hear saying jargon...

Rubbish...
PoliticsRe: I’m First To Create 5,400 Jobs In Nigeria’s History – Jonathan by lolaxavier(m): 7:31pm On Feb 10, 2015
acidtalk:
In as much as i tried to avoid doing this, my spirit won't just let me rest. Before are the predictions revealed to me for 2015. Please either you believe them or not, just take not and keep in in your record bank.



• Mr President won’t complete his term in office and his deputy will eventually take over from him.


• Neither Buhari nor Jonathan will rule Nigeria till 2019. A man from the South West of Nigeria will emerge as President with the very first female vice president of Nigeria.


• Patience Jonathan should pray extremely hard and stay off the wrath of God as a sickness is about to befall her which if not careful will take her life.


• Buhari, Fashola and Ameachi should be extremely careful and keep their secrets amongst them sacred as a fourth “close ally” who they trust will sell them out which will mark an end to their individual political career.


• A former head of state will pass away in 2015 while the same will also happen to at least 2 former and present ministers who served under the Jonathan administration.


• Jonathan’s love for power will eventually ruin him and if not careful will take his life as his kinsmen will be the architect of his down fall.


• One of Nigeria’s richest men today will lose his wife to a life threatening disease she is currently battling.


• Two top and powerful religious leaders will be ridiculed and humiliated because their secrets will be revealed which will prove that they weren’t really sent from God.


• Buhari, Fashola, Jonathan, Ameachi and Fayemi should henceforth desist from eating in public gathering s or amongst people.


• Atiku should forget his plans of ever holding any public office again in Nigeria. He should lay low if he doesn’t want to be eventually disgraced for life.


• Nigerians should be full of prayers for her students so that we don’t get to witness the loss of life of our student on a journey.


• There will be a plane crash which will involve notable Nigerians, most of them will survive but their aids will not be so lucky.


• There will be massive loss and I mean massive loss of jobs in Nigerian between March 2015 till January 2016. Most Nigerian employers and youths should start searching for alternative as this downsizing will affect every single sector of the Nigerian economy.



• Indian and Chinese will eventually take control of the Nigeria economy. This will help in the short term but the end result will lead to“modern day slavery”.


• So many politicians and businessmen will be duped by conmen. This will lead to at least 2 notable businessmen and women committing suicide.


• A Nigerian Bank MD will die while in office and after his demise, it will be discovered he practically ran down the bank financially during his life term.



• A Nigerian women will break a world record which will put Nigeria in the news for a couple of weeks.




NOTE : God Almighty alone has the power to alter or make to pass whatever He so wills.
Another drunk running around naked on NL...
PoliticsRe: I’m First To Create 5,400 Jobs In Nigeria’s History – Jonathan by lolaxavier(m):
Oya slap ya mouth for saying dis rubbish and apologize to Nigerians that it was a mistake...

PoliticsRe: Soludo, N30 Trillion Is Not Missing - Prof. Sylvester Monye by lolaxavier(op): 7:25pm On Feb 10, 2015
I expect him to be able to back statements like this up with evidence rather than making such a loose statement as such. I am inclined to believe some amount are missing but not near what Soludo mentioned...
Anyway vote GMB...
PoliticsRe: Soludo, N30 Trillion Is Not Missing - Prof. Sylvester Monye by lolaxavier(op): 6:38pm On Feb 10, 2015
AmakaDNB:
Will you agree that it is missing when you follow thief amhuh
True Talk but guy, N30 trillion no be small money...I no sure how dem fit steal dat kind money. The story get comma self...
PoliticsSoludo, N30 Trillion Is Not Missing - Prof. Sylvester Monye by lolaxavier(op): 6:33pm On Feb 10, 2015
I am really saddened and deeply troubled by the turn of events over the last few days by the tone of the debate on the economy and the personalities involved. The two principal actors are people who are not just close to me, but respected internationally in the field of economics. In his latest article, Professor Chukwuma Soludo alleges that over N30 trillion is missing or stolen or unaccounted for, or simply mismanaged under Dr. Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala’s watch. Using the average dollar exchange rates since May 2011, the sum of N30 trillion is equivalent to about US$193 billion!! The trained mind will already decipher that this cannot be true, but for the sake of others, let me state clearly why such a huge amount cannot possibly be missing. First, the assertion by Professor Soludo that on average 400,000 barrels per day are being “stolen” cannot be correct. From my vantage position as former Special Adviser to President Goodluck Jonathan on Performance Monitoring and Evaluation, I know that on several occasions, the government has made it clear that between 50,000 to 100,000 barrels per day are being lost to pipeline vandals. In fact, my recollection is that Dr. Okonjo-Iweala was the first person to sound the alarm on the missing barrels. However, the repair of the broken pipelines requires “shut-ins”, that is, the pipelines are closed down, which prevents about 400,000 barrels per day being pumped. So what is not being pumped cannot be stolen. It makes more sense to say that about 250,000 to 300,000 barrels over and above what is stolen (which is 50,000 to 100,000) by vandals cannot be pumped and sold, and this is weighing down government revenues. Second, the claim that gross mismanagement has denied the country some $60 billion is also not true. The government has on numerous occasions given explanations as to why reserves have fallen since the 2008/09 financial crisis. Reserves, particularly the Excess Crude Account component, were used to shore up our economy when the crisis hit and please bear in mind that Dr. Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala was not Minister of Finance at this time. In the same vein, the state governors were not tolerant of the idea of excess crude savings, preferring to share monies that could have built up the reserves. The resistance has been raging from the day the concept of Excess Crude Account was initiated under President Obasanjo. In fact, there is a subsisting law suit in the Supreme Court by the governors seeking to share what is left of the Account. Surely, the Minister of Finance cannot be held liable for the behaviour of our governors. If anyone is truly convinced of gross mismanagement of our reserves, we need to show courage in our conviction by asking the State Governors to account for their respective shares of Excess Crude Account over the last 6 years. In any event, it is the CBN Governor who should account for the management of the reserves. Lastly, no one can now say that $20 billion is missing from NNPC. The fact of the matter is that a forensic Audit, led by the Office of the Auditor-General of the Federation has been carried out, and the Audit report has just been released. The conclusion of this forensic investigation is that NO MONEY IS MISSING!!! In this same article, Professor Soludo accused the Honourable Minister of Finance of manipulating national statistics, particularly poverty numbers. This cannot be a fair accusation from my brother. The integrity of data from the National Bureau of Statistics is now generally applauded by both international bodies as well as local institutions. It is therefore, not wise to disparage a fledgling national institution in this manner. However, for the avoidance of doubts, my simple response to that accusation is that Nigerians should read pages 16 to 18 of the “Nigerian Economic Report 2014”, published by the World Bank. This can be found on the link: Though Professor Charles Soludo’s intellect and capacity is not in any doubt, I will strongly advise the Honourable Minister of Finance not to respond to his recent article, as the debate will lead us nowhere, and further overheat the polity. My take, is that Dr. Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala, who has received many accolades internationally for her contribution to global economic development and to Nigeria’s economic growth and stability, must not be distracted from her daily job of managing our economy through the tough times ahead. Professor Sylvester Monye is President, Africa Institute for Public Policy and former Special Adviser to President Goodluck Jonathan, on Performance Monitoring and Evaluation

See more at: http://www.reubenabati.com.ng/2015-02-09-Re-Soludo-and-Okonjo-Iweala-N30-trillion-Mismanagement-Claim-By-Prof-Sylvester-Monye.html#sthash.HGaK5aNE.dpuf

PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Kidnaps 8 Girls (Between 11 & 14 Years Old) In Cameroon by lolaxavier(op): 6:22pm On Feb 10, 2015
Dreamtouch:
Apc and Buhari said the have solutions to bokoharam...so does it meant they cant release those solutions unless the enter power? #Sabotage #Hostage

GEJ till APC gets a better and detailed manifesto
What is this one saying? huh
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Kidnaps 8 Girls (Between 11 & 14 Years Old) In Cameroon by lolaxavier(op): 5:02pm On Feb 10, 2015
And we want to fight Boko Haram in 6 weeks....make i just dey look ...
PoliticsBoko Haram Leader Vows To Defeat Multinational Force In New Video by lolaxavier(op): 4:29pm On Feb 10, 2015
The leader of Boko Haram, Abubakar Shekau has vowed to defeat a new multinational team of soldiers constituted to fight against the sect.
Shekau said this in a 28-minute video which was one of three posted online by the sect on Monday, February 9.
“Your alliance will not achieve anything. Amass all your weapons and face us. We welcome you,” Shekau said.
“We never rose up to fight Africa. We rose up to fight the world. We are going to fight the world on the principle that whoever doesn’t obey Allah and the Prophet to either obey or die or become a slave,” he added.
“You send 7,000 troops? Why don’t you send 70 million? This is small. Only 7,000? By Allah, it is small. We can seize them one-by-one. We can seize them one-by-one,” the terrorist leader said further.
The videos, which have since been taken down, are also said to show a man being stoned to death for adultery and another having his hand amputated for stealing.
The multinational force consists of soldiers from Niger, Chad, Cameroon and Nigeria, all of whom have suffered attacks from the sect.

http://pulse.ng/local/abubakar-shekau-boko-haram-leader-vows-to-defeat-multinational-force-in-new-video-id3470449.html

PoliticsBoko Haram Kidnaps 8 Girls (Between 11 & 14 Years Old) In Cameroon by lolaxavier(op): 4:06pm On Feb 10, 2015
Boko Haram terrorists have reportedly abducted eight girls in Cameroon and killed seven hostages.

The kidnapped girls are between the ages of 11 and 14, school principal, Chetima Ahmidou told AP.

The seven victims had been taken captive by the insurgents while riding in a bus in the Koza area of the country.

Ahmidou said further that his brother was driving the bus and was among those killed.

Boko Haram insurgents have carried out attacks on towns close to Cameroon’s border with Nigeria and on Wednesday, February 4, were said to have killed 100 residents in Fotokol.
http://pulse.ng/local/boko-haram-terrorists-abduct-8-girls-kill-7-in-cameroon-id3472325.html
PoliticsINEC Denies Jega Replacement Rumours by lolaxavier(op): 3:18pm On Feb 10, 2015
The Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) has denied reports that a replacement has been chosen for its Chairman, Attahiru Jega.
Rumours have been rife that Jega will be forced to proceed on terminal leave on March 1 and will then be replaced by Professor Nazim Olufemi Mimiko, said to be the brother of Ondo State Governor, Olusegun Mimiko.
However, an employee of INEC told Pulse via telephone that the reports are false and that there is no truth to them.
“That information is false. No new Chairman has been nominated,” the INEC staff, who chooses to remain anonymous, told Pulse.
Reports have it that the Presidency is shopping for Jega’s replacement and that getting him to postpone the general elections was step one in the plot to unseat him.
The INEC Chairman announced on Saturday, February 7, that the elections, which were originally slated to hold on February 14 and 28, will now hold on March 28 and April 11, 2015. Also, INEC’s Director of Voter education and Publicity, Oluwole Osaze-Uzzi told Leadership Newspaper that Jega would be in charge of conducting the polls in March and April 2015.
“The rumour has been there for a while. And at the last press briefing, Jega addressed the issue of how he would resign. He gave conditions upon which he will resign,” Uzzi said. “He (Jega) will conduct the polls. It is just like when I hear rumours about resigning my job, I will just concentrate on my job. I am sure that is the same attitude he has to the job,” he added.
The Presidency is reportedly planning to replace Jega with someone who is less independent-minded to ensure that President Goodluck Jonathan is re-elected into office.

Source: http://pulse.ng/politics/pulse-exclusive-inec-denies-jega-replacement-rumours-id3471480.html?utm_campaign=daily-2015-02-10&utm_medium=email&utm_source=newsletter&utm_content=pulse-exclusive-inec-denies-jega-replacement-rumours

PoliticsRe: Look For Shoes Quickly And Go Back To Otuoke,"David -West Tells Jonathan by lolaxavier(op): 9:30am On Feb 10, 2015
AwesomelyMade:
What insolence >sad. There are actions God may never judge against a king especially when you open your mouth and abuse the king anyhow you like. You have a way of making your intentions known through your votes and facts treaded with wisdom.

Do you think God doesn't know that Jonathan is the president of Nigeria? collect your PVC and vote him out if you think he is not performing. I will be the president someday, but I pray I'm able to take all these kind of insults because it's getting too much >sad
These are plain truth. After all it was the same shoe story that he used for his campaign back then. Let him look for those shoes and find his way out of Aso rock.
PoliticsRe: Look For Shoes Quickly And Go Back To Otuoke,"David -West Tells Jonathan by lolaxavier(op): 9:26am On Feb 10, 2015
kastonkastrol:
grin
The guy nailed it. Straight to the point. No mincing of words...#March4GMB...
TV/MoviesRe: Foreign Movies That Adorned Our Childhood (Photos) by lolaxavier(op): 9:23am On Feb 10, 2015
joseph1832:
I agree. Funny thing is if this thread had been titled '5 types of people you meet at the cinema' gen gen! It will be on front page faster than the speed of light!.
Well you are right...Anyway that should stop the thread any ways. Everyone is free to add his or her own memorable film of the past...
TV/MoviesRe: Foreign Movies That Adorned Our Childhood (Photos) by lolaxavier(op): 8:58am On Feb 10, 2015
joseph1832:
Can do, will do. When will the mods move this thread to front page?.
I'm not sure why it is yet to hit the front page. This is something that will surely be loved by all.
PoliticsRe: Look For Shoes Quickly And Go Back To Otuoke,"David -West Tells Jonathan by lolaxavier(op): 8:56am On Feb 10, 2015
bamosagie:
Tamuno David West the petroleum minister that was sacked for collecting a bribe of gold watch!
The man is as useless as he is irrelevant. imagine others left a golden footprint on the sand of time, he is remembered for being bribed with a gold watch.
Very big liar...
TV/MoviesRe: Foreign Movies That Adorned Our Childhood (Photos) by lolaxavier(op): 8:47am On Feb 10, 2015
joseph1832:
Memories... This movie brings back memories. And I've watched every one of them.

OP you didn't add that Indian movie, The Dog And His Master and The Burning Train. Though I hated indian movies then.

Child's Play (Chukky) 1, 2 ,3 isn't there also, not to forget The Seven Lucky Kids (Lucky Seven), Above The Law (Yuen Bio with Cynthia Rothrock), Friday The 13th.

Wish I could go back to being a kid! Imagine mentioning these movies to the indomie generation now....
Guy, yeah you are right...i know all the movies you mentioned but obviously I can't remember all. Please feel free to add yours...
PoliticsRe: Look For Shoes Quickly And Go Back To Otuoke,"David -West Tells Jonathan by lolaxavier(op): 8:45am On Feb 10, 2015
So true...the signs are everywhere to see that Nigerians are aggrieved and change is imminent...GEJ, I don't mind escorting back to Otuoke if you need company... wink
PoliticsRe: Look For Shoes Quickly And Go Back To Otuoke,"David -West Tells Jonathan by lolaxavier(op): 8:26am On Feb 10, 2015
Very hilarious...dis guy don finish gej...True talk joooor David-West...
PoliticsLook For Shoes Quickly And Go Back To Otuoke,"David -West Tells Jonathan by lolaxavier(op): 8:23am On Feb 10, 2015
rofessor Tam David-West, former Minister of Petroleum Resources, has called on President Goodluck Jonathan to start preparing his hand-over note because his days in office as president of Nigeria are numbered.

The reason, according to David-West, is because Jonathan’s party, the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) will suffer a humiliating defeat in the hands of the All Progressives Congress (APC) in the forthcoming general elections.

“Jonathan should quickly look for shoes and go back to Otuoke. I have shoes in Ibadan and Abuja, I can give him some if he is in need of shoes.

“Everywhere you go, you see signs that the end of this government, led by Jonathan, is very near. Honestly, I do not have anything against him, but a party and a man that can better manage Nigeria has appeared on the scene, and we have no choice but to save our country from an impending doom.”

The elder statesman and Professor of Virology said Nigerians cannot continue to tolerate a government that is evidently confused and incapable of providing leadership. He warned that the drift in almost every sphere of our national life will continue if Jonathan is not shown the way out because, according to him, the president lacks the capacity to lead.

David-West also called on President Jonathan to show Nigerians his doctoral thesis, and end the ragging controversy around his certificate. “I became a professor in 1974, so when I see a scholar I know. I have asked people to look for the PhD of Jonathan but I am yet to find it. I think he owes Nigerians an explanation because he is our president, Professor David-West said.

http://saharareporters.com/2015/02/09/%E2%80%9Clook-shoes-quickly-and-go-back-otuoke%E2%80%9D-david-west-tells-jonathan

PoliticsRe: Jonathan And Sambo With Oritsejafor, CAN President, Others by lolaxavier(m): 8:07am On Feb 10, 2015
If you like, strike pose with Abija, come march, your road to Otueke will be wide ...
PoliticsRe: Buhari's Speech At The Delegates Conference Of The NLC, Abuja by lolaxavier(m): 10:44pm On Feb 09, 2015
otunsman:
why is he scare of ordinary debate?A debate is the right platform to convince Nigerians about his agenda not a prepare speech written since last week by one of his aides and given to him to rehearse or campaign rally where they hired thugs to dance shoki and rob innocent Nigerians afterwards.
He is scared of ordinary debate because ordinary people like you will use your badly constructed English to kill him while asking questions.

Ahn ahn...which one be"why is he scare"?...Chaiiii...

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