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Uptownerd:



Are you tired of praying? Have you gotten fed up with talking to yourself in an empty room praying to imaginary beings for fictional help that can never come?

Are you tired of your church? Are you tired of going to church all the time even when you don't want to? Have you been having thoughts about humanity, the afterlife and what happens after death? Are you thinking of quitting your church?

Have you started developing doubts about the Bible or other religious related texts? Is your faith now in doubt? Do you think the teachings of your church is illogical and doesn't make sense?

Are you having doubts about reality, why we are here and whether life is meaningful? Do you want to know the truth about heaven and hell? Do you have the mind to understand occultism and astral projections in grotesque dimensions?

If you are experiencing any of the above thoughts, doubts or questions, your freedom and spiritual awakening is at hand.

Uptownerd will lead you through the hard questions about life, religion, soul and the purpose of death for easier understanding and using same knowledge to emancipate yourself from the matrix. You are going to enjoy a new form of psychological freedom never before seen in your entire existence. Don't get left out, the old world order is dead!

Pekele pekele!!!! Notin Musa no-go see for gate. Atheist too dey preach!!!!

1TripleC:
I have dated this Yoruba girl for about 5 years now.The mum is an Igbo Christian from Anambra and so am I.The Dad is a Muslim based in Anambra.The mum is late.Both the maternal and paternal Uncles are wealthy.She is a Christian but hides it for fear of the family.we have been there for ourselves in all ramifications but the challenge is that the family doesn't want to even hear about me coming to marry their daughter due to differences in tribe and religion.i tried going through the maternal side but they feel they do not have much say and that am not wealthy enough.i have been there for her ensuring she achieves her dream including her becoming a graduate.Now she is about to serve and I attempted going to pay her bride price but the Dad is threatening to kill her is she dares mention my name.Out of fear of losing me we opted for secret court marriage cos we really love ourselves.The family have been threatening us with everything since I asked her to let them know I want my people to come and meet them. I have not been myself for days now ,bad thoughts upon thought.Religion, tribalism and poverty, I don't even know which is worse

Op one thing u have failed to understand is the dynamics around these "people" and their lifestyle. It's okay and even a sweet thing for one of theirs ( male) to marry one of ours(female) but it is a big tabooo that they will go to any lengths to prevent or punish if one of ours (male) should marry theirs (female). So just leave this English you are speaking about her late mum being Igbo...my dear it's a good thing that can earn them paradise according to them.but the other however is a grievous taboooooo!!!
I would suggest, you keep searching for the bone of your bone, most especially in someone you are equally yoked with and don't place ur life and that of ur up coming family in grave danger!!!

Epurogonogono:

My moniker is derived from an Igbo word "epiri-ogologo", which means long throat in english. I just modified the word to derive Epurogonogono.


However, I am not a long throat, the name just came to me randomly and I thought it would make a cool moniker.

Nice!!! Thanks!!!Atleast I know something else in Igbo!!!!

Epurogonogono:

My moniker is derived from an Igbo word "epiri-ogologo", which means long throat in english. I just modified the word to derive Epurogonogono.


However, I am not a long throat, the name just came to me randomly and I thought it would make a cool moniker.

Correct guy!! Ur head dey there!!!

U unbelievable and the biggest joker of the century!!!!!!!!!!

Pells:
Your monicker says you like to laugh and smile when you are riding a big dick

Otondo!!! Sex slave kawaii!!!!

Pells:
Your monicker says you like to laugh and smile when you are riding a big dick

Otondo!!! Sex slave kawaii!!!!

FreeSpirited:
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Really all these points? Why u say so?

Oops!!! I should have quoted him! I was actually referring to the moniker.....EPUROGONOGONO

FreeSpirited:
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Really all these points? Why u say so?

Oops!!! I should have quoted him! I was actually referring to .....

Oponu redpillers be hiding and not commenting on this kind of thread!!!!

Kollins11:
First of all, I don't do love and relationship so no vagina person will think she owns me. Truth is men that do love and relationship are foolish people, Typical & Chronic SIMPs. Just fvck her and move on to the next available kpekus.

Secondly, if you as a jobless liability nigerian girl try this shit with me. The way I go panel beat you eh! If you no develop internal and external bleeding call me bastard.

Infact, dem never born her papa & mama well make she try this rubbish with me. U wan make Ogun kee you?

Shashasha!!!! Red piller kawaii kawaii!!!!

siofra:
Awwwwn!!

Can't wait for my brother to treat your daughter like that!!

I love you for this!!!! I can't wait tooo!!!!

Fira09:
Those two cacafuego's up there have started again.

When you are referring to men, please don't generalize it,[atleast something like this "Some Nigerian Men"].

Not all men do this, you lads should get this into your skull.

When you are also talking about ladies specify that some!!!!! Not all!!!!!

Kollins11:
Please don't send her away yet. Make sure you take your own share of the kpekus. Fvck her like an animal that she is. They are sex objects. Please make sure you double the condom when fvcking her.

Then when you're done drilling her useless kpekus just bundle her like firewood and kick her out of your house. This is how to treat an average Nigerian girl

I don't know why people always like to sound senseless and the amazing part is that as stupid as you sound u still have followers eg the 25ikes you got on this post!!!
Don't worry na your sister dem go treat like average Naija girl next!!!!!

Whaaaaat!!!
Which language is this sef!!!!
Well ur moniker says to me that you could be very serious, cultural and traditional when it comes to expressing yourself.

jmoore:
See Buhari Twitter posts before he was president and now he is president.

At least back then the issue was keeping us safe when we travel to another state or any part of the country that means we could travel any part of the country at any point in time but now the issue is we can't even travel to another state you can't even move around the country so which one is better.

MrBrownJay1:
ARRANT NONSENSE!!!!
is it written on a woman's forehead that she is married?! is there not plenty of married women cheating on their husband?! so lets be real here:
A) are these wives not out there offering themselves to these men?!
B) how many men do you know out there that will turn down good toto?!
C) the problem is not these men fukcing married women, nor it is these married women offering themselves to these men... the real problem here are these MUMU MEN WHO MARRY THESE OLOSHOS, instead of fukcing them, clean mouth and sending them off to the next brotha to sample them.

life rule # 5... THOU SHALL NOT TRY TO TURN WH0RES INTO HOUSEWIVES!!!!

Oh this is the first oponu!!!! Pele sho gbo!!!

Mods ooohhh!!! This is Front page material!

IjawRep:
Its like Tinubu will commit suicide when he finally lose this ticket to Buhari's consensus candidate.

Tinubu should be the President of Oduduwa.
Not Nigeria.
So that Yorubas can have a taste of the medicine they are sending to others.

You! You! You are one of the greatest problem this country has had in the recent years!!! This mentality right here is why we haven't and can never progress but keep regressing as a country!!!!!!Una carry tribalism put for head forgetting that this politicians are first humans with the ability to make a choice of their own before they belong to one tribe or the other!!!! And until we all (you and I )are ready to change this country is not going anywhere good anytime soon!!!! Period!!!

Antoeni:
El Rurai and Zulum are the Only Reasonable Governors in the North

You can't even spell El Rufai's name correctly how do u know he is reasonable If anything, he is one of the most in reasonable governors I know .... being reasonable is not by construction and enlargement of already good roads. You are definitely not in Kaduna if you are then you will know how unreasonable he is and if you are then e never reach you but I pray say e go soon reach u!!!! Let's see if you can dance to this same song you are playing!

Mtshew!!!!!

NoahHadNoArk:
How many times.......





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Can't wait!! My ears are itching!

cherryCola:
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Don't be shy just share your experience with the house!

I saw post today about a guy who forgot to close his porn tabs and only remembered after opening his laptop at work in a meeting.
I can imagine, it must be a very awkward situation.

So have you ever been caught that unfresh
What was your reaction, how did u feel??
Also how did he or she feel or react??

Tell us your experience!!!

This is some kinda deep shit hatred for women fa!!!!! I pray you recive sense.

realmatters:
No, my brother, I will not. Let me make something clear, very few women will stand by you when you are nothing or you have nothing. They show me their real color when my dad died, our family business collapsed. I was in my final year. The girl I sweat for left, other girls left because to them a man without money is a monkey. I went through hell and God bless me in no time.
I have met a lot of ladies, I sleep with them and give them my leftover, If they ask me what next, I told them plainly they are not in my league. I intend to marry based on interest, not love. YOU CAN'T LOVE ME NOW WHAT ABOUT THEN? I could have married a few ladies in my workplace(I have slept with a few of them) but most of them get the job by fucking someone so I CAN'T BE WITH A LEFTOVER. WOMEN ARE KEEPER, they have no right to have a body count.

Rubbish!! Na una type Dem dey use jazz take remote control una like mumu wey una be las las!!!

BigBashiru:
A man has been doing his own chores even before getting married so it's no issue after marriage....

Men have been bringing up their kids by instilling virtues in them....and will continue to change diapers etc when the woman is busy with work for example.... no big deall....

Just hear how much of a clown u sound like! Oh!!! I think u meant to add a 'Wo' to the man u wrote there.

I don't have a problem with you sharing financial responsibilities at all, so long as you're ready to share chores and taking care of the kids with me in a similar proportion. If anything, I think I'd even love it.