₦airaland Forum

BlackSaints:
Then what will you call Wike?

Rivers state Governor!
The chief security officer of the state.

Op is full of Ego!

badoh:
So is it not under his purview innocent souls were kidnapped? If not that he is shameless, is he supposed to be gallivanting up and down looking for delegates instead of working tirelessly to ensure those kidnapped are released.

No its not! His work was to build transport sector not combat terrorists or kidnappers. That's the minister of defense work.

The most useless army in the world, always informing their enemy their next move.

ruggedtimi:
But amaechi wanted to try same thing with Ateke Tom in the last election

Is ateke not a criminal?

MajesticKris:
Which job will suffer.... jobs they don't care about?
Assu is on strike, yet Ngige wants to rule..

Kidnapped Rail victims, Are stil with their abductors, yet Amaechi is hell bent on been the presi....

Amechi is the minister of transport not minister of defence or police IG.

Stevenson20:
Why not demolish it and erect government structures there
This will serve as a deterrent to others

I trust wike

I don't use that sentence unless I mean it.

StilmaVsBorn2w:
Back then when my mom was warning me not to go that far when our relationship started She kept on insisting I should go for the girls in my tribe, I thought she was just been a tribalist bigot. If only I had listened

She bore me a son, he's 3years now... though her people knows me well from normal visitation..but I haven't been able to pay her bride price yet due to the hardship this regime has on us. life happened, unfortunately she got sick since February, ever since then from one hospital to another..I took several loans from people for hospital bills to the point of me looking sick myself.so sad for us we lost her last night.

I informed her elder brother who knows about all thats happening, he called me back this morning to tell me that his people told me to be prepared to marry her corpse. He went further and said if I don't pay her bride price, my boy will be taken from me and I should be ready to withstand the consequences.
I was surprised, I called for the burial arrangements not for a marriage ceremony

I blantly told him, I won't, why would I get married to her corpse. He was angry and cut the call on me.

Am more concerned about my son, please lawyer's in the house do they have any right to take my son away from me?
Even if they do am ready to give it to them, but spending money to Marry her corpse I will not.

I only brought this here, if had chance for my son whose still in my custody.

It's not that you will marry the corpse and take pics with it, you will only do the marriage rites like settling the bride price in which if you do not her family will take the child and he will bear their name instead of yours. Some cultures do that.

Olam09:
Omo i don chop breakfast oo..
Please techie savvy guys what can i do to my lappy water don enter the screen i was even thinking it'll never come on again.

For those who'll blame me on why i enter the heavy rain note this is not my first time entering into heavy rain with my laptop in the bag.
But yesterday night rain bad.

Can you please help me push this to the fp. I need suggestions asap!

Ordinary Differencial Equation!

Who will we blame before? So you think your bag is water proof of your lappy is water resistant? You are lucky it even came up. The life of that machine will never remain the same again, keyboard will soon start messing u up, audio might join. Of course your screen had shown you it's talent.
Next time dive into swimming pool with the laptop in it's bag. Van Dam!

Hope u dried it before putting it on, if not it might never come up again after you shut it down.

Maxymilliano:
How will holding a Tawaf for Tinubu in Saudi helped his shaky hands that are becoming difficult to hide, unlike his bowel incontinence that has been temporarily solved with the aid of a well fitted diaper.

Video link to his outing in Mecca

https://fb.watch/cEASPyVQ8c/

Hope he is wearing his diaper.

Kelechi20007:
I recently got admission in a university in uk for my Masters. The challenge I have is that I can't fund it. The only way to to do so is by selling my mom house.

I'm her only child and another difficult challenge is that she was buried in the yard of the house 5 years ago.

I don't have a good job, I have been teaching in a private for a long time, I need a better future for myself, I'm seeing a chance here for a better life by furthering my education in uk.

It's a difficult decision for me selling the house with her grave in it. Please guys put yourself in my shoes, what will you do in this kind of situation?

You can exhume her corpse an take it along to the UK too!

TheRareGem1:
Osinbajo is prepared for the job, he's the only and most experience Aspirants we have in the country.

Meanwhile..what VP said

Vice-President Yemi Osinbajo says if elected into office as president, [/b]he will “hit the ground running from day one”.[b]

That's what his boss buhari said and he osibanjo said he will continue from where buhari stops.

And you idiots dint vote him out in 2019? Who are you trying to decieve?

Why always Kano?

We all mocked GEJ for not doing much for his people as president instead he was busy developing the northern states. Tinubus will be same, IF he wins. He won't do shit for his people.

In my own opinion the northerners are playing a game we don't know about yet.
All of a sudden they are all against buhari from Abuja Iman to Arewa youths to northern elders, now this is praise singer and all these is coming now that his tenure will soon expire.

Nigerialabalaba:
Pride dey go before disgrace. Shakara don end.
I remember how he dey carry shoulder wen twitter was used by ipob terrorists to kill people and burn Lasgidi, now bigger African boy don collect hin toy after d twitter board don force am to step down.
Nigeria 10: Jack 0.
Shiorr

If only you get sense

Like play like play these useless youth will make up the money he wanted.

No be everything una go dey play with.

ikorodureporta:
It has nothing to do with my rship with God... I'm more of à humanist..

If you think that your pentecostal preacher knows the bible than catholic priests, you've not understood life... I'v been there & I know the difference.....that s why you see catholics as non bible believers....

If any body invites me to any of those churches today, including the big ones like rccg, hotr, winners, c.e., etc...never will I honour such invitations

I'm not attacking your personality or your church. I'm only translating what you asked. When ever you tell these preachers that you are a Catholic that is what they tell you at the end of their preaching.

Whazar:
Muric is working for Tinubu

Who no know no go know

And buhari

The hoe has spoken!

Lol

Omooba77:
Why are some Christians not following Jesus closely?

Because pastors want them to be followed instead

ikorodureporta:
When preachers tell their new converts to start going to a bible-believing church....what do they mean??


Can anyone tell us the churches that are not bible-believing?

'Leave that your Catholic church'

Reading this just gave me haedache

Southernigbo:
Well we all know that these women unlike many other tribes don't cheat. The reason for this is mostly because of their upbringing and religious inclination. By nature they are so shy as well and hardly wanna expose their nudity except to their husband, even at that many only practice intimacy with their husband in the darkness of the night. Their shyness is really out of the world. They are also very obedient and submissive and will hardly ever disobey their parents, husband and imams

You know nothing, Jon snow!

That's the way things should be, experts should run positions of their field.

In my country, the reverse is always the case.

clockwisereport:
@Obembet

CR7 joins club 100

Second player to score 100 goals and also win balon d'or, after Michael Owen

4th man u player to score 100 after Rooney, scholes, and Giggs.

We all Bleep

Thanksful:
Orji Uzo did well as a governor.

Where?

You put them in the mess they still face till tomorrow.