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fk001:
He didn't call any name, he just said "daya ya tafi" meaning "one is gone"

If u listened from d beginning, he mentioned presidents!

Hell rufai, I guess ur son that died in road accident fought with you too? Useless imp!

GreyLaw:
Trust us Nigerians; we'll vote him to be President and then tell the world that he is "born again".

NO! Trust you zombies!

HDVideos:
My Hausa brothers and sisters, I need you to help me prove its the right translation of what El Rufai said

Its what he said! most people that commented and condemn him in twitter are hausa.

madridguy:
Some people can be funny sha, calling the OP names for saying her mind.

Well, I can relate to the OP testimonies.

If you doubt her, I will make a similar stories which I want anyone staying around Iyana Ipaja, Ipaja, Akowonjo to confirm @ Moshalasi Police Station.

At Moshalasi bus stop, there is a football field popularly know as " Lion field " till date. The field is the children playing ground for the Federal low cost in that area.

A Celestial Church within that area were having a public crusade that evening, suddenly a big Bird crashed on a roof of a house and the woman run outside to check what landed on her roof, behold she saw a big Bird, suddenly the bird started changing from bird to human, the woman ran to call on the celestial people holding crusade and they sprinkle some water and perfume and the bird change to a very very ugly girl. It took the intervention of the police at Moshalasi police station for her not to get burnt.

She made confession at the police station that she is bringing stroke to her uncle who refused to give her money when he visited home 2 weeks back.

This is is life story, go to the station and ask.
Juju is real
Evil people are real.

We know, but this story is a pile crap!!

Bhella5:
Where is the positive vibe one expects on a Monday morning? The mods deserves a strong knock on the head for pushing this stupid post to fp. I am disappointed in the quality of content on Nairaland these days, but maybe. Spits...!

I agree with you, the mod must be her boyfriend!

Really stupid thread!

bishopb2:
See

How much for the red checkered shirt?

Get ready for beans scarcity.

Princefrankie1:
Oh! My bad. Now I understand what you meant.

But CHELSEA would have preferred he was given a yellow. At least, that way he will miss only a game.

But now it's 3, unless they win an appeal to reduce or cancel it entirely, which I strongly doubt.

they cant win the appeal, he raised his boot. On a normal day its a straight red offence, any player that gets a yellow for such is lucky.

ottohan:
Good work united!!!
but mancity don comot us from no 1 spot
goal difference

Na the C for city comot us. Alphabetic order

Nakairogold:
Lukaku to make it 3

Winch

HHahahaha. 15 million.

Nigerians, APC has already rigged 2019 elections.

This game don tire pesin sef.

Why is almost everyone here opening their mouth and eyes wide open??

Police whey dey kill because of 20 naira nko?

julietm123:
Keep deceiving yourself. Maybe being a yorubad muslim makes you feel safe. SMH.

I blame ur parents!

Funnicator:
For a thousand and one times, it has been re-iterated here that Abakaliki and the rest of Ebonyi state are not part of the Biafran struggle and are devoted to a United and peaceful Nigeria that is as much restructured.

For weeks now, the media has been awash with news and pictures of dead IPoB protesters in Aba, umuahia and some parts of SE, however, of certain interest Was The peacefulness and spirit of calm present across Ebonyi state entirely.

It is alleged that the Governor, though in PDP, is sympathetic to the Buhari-led APC federal government . That can't be proven, however Governor Umahi chaired the SE Governor's forum that proscribed IPOB activities in the SE and recently, has been reported to be part of Buhari 's entourage, traveling to the US today or tomorrow.

As I report to you now, there are no visible soldiers or military check points anywhere in Abakaliki and Ebonyi state entirely, apart from the ones that has been In existence before now.

Infact, it is safe to say that the python is not dancing in Ebonyi state and Ebonyians are happy.

Apart from imo and abia, where is the army laying siege?

All na wash! It just a cover up to say its not only in igbo land they are occupying. They wont near any SS or SW.

Funjosh:
This Everton Mumu jare.

No worry when dem go face una dem go don sharp by then.

Princefrankie1:
Luiz was given a straight red.

Read the quote!

tsmat:
but then it would have been a match ban.

Its a straight red offence!!

Princefrankie1:
Luiz has been sent off for a foul on Kolasinac.

It should have been a yellow though.

It will still be a red, 2 yellow = red

DjSustain:
Morata is impotent from waist down

Wetin him do una naa? E no good o!

Amaechi5:
Sky sports main event

Thanks

Abeg which channel for mobdro?

sekem:
This is not funny at all

The humor is too damn cheap

OP, comedy is not your calling at all

Cant u see u are the only odd one in this thread?

Donald3d:
We are wasting time arguing over irrelevant tribalistic matters, while the world moves on.In order words we have encapsulated ourselves in mental slavery.

QED!!

Lemmi watch it first

GavelSlam:
More and more good news.

Yeah, as election year draws near

Dem wan turn am to religious issue naw!

After the dethrone what next? Ipob dies?

Op, wetin concern u?