₦airaland Forum

outlandra:
what about girls that dont have boobs...
....

Gum dey na

Allah has no ish! Its the crazy fella that called himself his mouth piece that messed things up.

yusaze2007:
me no fit ooo

Taaaa! No be people dey use bucket empty soak away tank for 5k.

RIP!
But shey pesin whey go UK no dey die again??

manny4u:
Despite the 'hard knock' life in the centre of excellence, Lagos state still stands out as the land of opportunities, have been taking survey of all the vacant placements here on Nairaland since December and I must confess that 80 percent of the job opportunities are in Lagos state, while the others share the remaining 20percent including our 'so called' FCT where I reside.

That's commendable I must confess whatever lagos is doing that's working for them in terms of employment other states should take a cue.
N/B Am not saying there is no unemployment in Lagos but it better compared to other states.

Thats because its a no-mans-land!

If to say d id¡ot succeed, he for hammer scatter from d gullible ones.

What of abacha? D baddest niggur.

Dallazday:
OK. I'll try to make this very brief. I met a girl 6 months ago, we started dating, we never had a issue till December last year. we are both in the university, different universities But same state. during her holiday, She just stopped picking calls, then latter, she'll call an apologize. She went back to school just after the Christmas break, called me to come See her, I went, She acted really cold through out and I wondered why She called me in the first place I left her place that day and seen the till 2 weeks after, She never picked any of my calls, But will be sending me a massage that She is very busy, She's Sorry, she'll call me, her hands are tied at the moment, rubbish excuses. I got talking with her sister and asked her whatsup, She said there is a new guy, from a wealthy background, comes to take her out in a black Jeep, She gets alot of money and gifts from him, But that the guy is based in a far away state and will soon be living for his base. that the game She's playing is to call me after the guy lives and apologize, look for 1 excuse like that and tell me, shed a few tears and believes I'll understand!!! hmmmmm, ladies sha, She said I should not tell her, that It's a secret, So my fellow nairalanders, I need your advice on what to do to this girl I loved So much. a girl I planned to marry a few years from now. please pay no attention to typographical errors, Am using a phone to type.

You are still in school and you are planning to marry! Hmm!

Why is he comparing? Why is he politicising this?
Get to work my friend!! people are dying!

Demdem:



Not unexpected. U lack sufficient brain power to decipher what u read.

Niggarr! Am at work! I know u wont understand not until u get a job or start doing somthing worth while, then u will. I don't have that time to reply ur trash. You hear?

Tokt:
Arrant Nonsense. We are looking for immediate ways to depend less on crude oil money and run the economy u are here talking rubbish.
If u aren't happy, go to court and Sue the govt.
Besides, what the govt simply did is an implementation of an existing law that was never enforced. It's not a new law.

Bros! So the best way to depend less on crude is to take 50 naira from that mama that saves 1000 naira every week from the akara she sells to send her son to school?
So its ok for the govt to take 50 naira from every bank customer whenever they transact just to maintain their extravagant lifestyle? Because oil money aint bringing much cash again.
So instead of the govt to look into human resource development, agriculture, other mineral resources the prefer to rob the masses?
An one fool is busy spending billions to explore the so called oil that we are trying to diversify from in a desert.
I really dont know what to call you!

kunle75:
Lets look at it this way,If you have 3 cars already and they in good shape also considering your income and economic indices around you i dont think u will go ahead and acquire another car..............do you?

The minister is simply saying that no need for duplication of effort and amenities all in the name corruption.

Drab points! So why do we have many federal n state universities?

eligibility:
Mr Tompolo should return all the billions he had embezzeled while in office.
Surprisingly , the only opposition party in Nigeria is CORRUPTION ...

Did u elect or appoint tompolo to any office? Cow!

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Amechi is now fighting back! We know madam pepe has a hand in that scam.

Most of the people attacking this man for this are the same people that supported, praised and voted late audu despite the fact he admitted looting 11billion naira.
Hypocrisy is the order of the day in this shithole of a country. SMDH!

PastorOla1:
I AM READY READY AND WILL TO CONTRIBUTE TO THE SUCCESS OF PMB GOVERNMENT SINCE I KNOW BODY WILL SWALLOW ANY MONEY REALISED. MANY THANKS TO PMB IN HIS FIGHT AGAINST CORRUPTION. GOD CONTINUE TO BLESS NIGERIA
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If truly u are a pastor, you are the type that scame ur congregation. Nonsense!

OAUTemitayo:
Very sensible.
Oil price is going down and we need to up our revenue moves

Listen to yourself! sophisticated fool.
And to think that 19 people(for now) here liked this foolish post is appalling.

cana882:
It's vry bad... tho d country has to generate funds from any sector to balance fall of oil prices but 50naira per transaction is too much

Hope filling stations won't start collecting stamp money sha

For our useless politicians to maintain their extravagant lifestyle at the expense of the common masses.
CHANGE!!!!
The only way they will defend this evil act is to blame GEJ.

veekid:
Morale of the post someone pls

Morale is that Zombies are everywhere, beware!

Firefire:
I hate APC with passion, Check me out!

APC, Party of professional liars and career propagandist.

Lol

skup008:
wow....God is the greatest.

Mind you, some "Godly people" will call them demon possesed.

One word "SHAME!"

They want to claim back the spot on Africa's biggest economy.
Nigeria dey busy dey play rubbish politics, shey MTN don tell ncc to do their worse and d truth is dat nothing go happen. they wont pay that fine.

[quote author=Tokt post=42114669][/quote]On the coloured, there r no strives only apportioning blames to Gej.

Firefire:
Other way round where ?

Pdp to apc

mamagee3:
Hi all, my mother keeps calling me the devil for no apparent reason. When I do nothing bad, she calls me the devil. I am sad and distraught.

Do u have horns?

Firefire:
Political prostitutes.

To me all this defectors lack moral, they have nothing to offer the masses but looking for where to loot the state resources.

Selfish set of politicians we have in Nigeria.

If its d other way round u would support abi!

I cant believe some of the posts i've just read! Some people call others brainless, I tot it was just for d fun of it, indeed some apc supporters are truly brainless, imagine seeing this as a dividend of buhari's government. Chai! God forbid!