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Nairaland / General / Re: Lol! Freeze Replies Chic That Called Him Out Over 'attack' On Pastors (pic) by LONJITARLE(m): 4:57am On Dec 17, 2016
OMG
Politics / Re: Graphic Photos: Civilian JTF Member Seriously Injured In Borno State by LONJITARLE(m): 4:46am On Dec 17, 2016
Defenders of our fathers land.

Lord Knows.

GET WELL SOON BRO .
Romance / Re: This Hilarious Pre-wedding Photo Has Got People Talking by LONJITARLE(m): 6:27pm On Dec 14, 2016
Hmm. Sme ppl hve belleful ooo. sad
Literature / Re: Top 10 Nigerian Websites That Support Upcoming Writers by LONJITARLE(m): 7:10am On Dec 13, 2016
May God Bless Them Abuntdantly.

The audience, patronage and publicity is largest here on NAIRALAND and its completely free too. shocked

If you think SEUN will see heaven, hit like.

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Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Step By Step Drawing Of Zahra Buhari By A Nairalander by LONJITARLE(m): 4:53pm On Dec 12, 2016
Oga boss

Wow!!

If bro indimi check your site.
if the alert enter.
Make sure you remember Seun ooo

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Crime / Re: Lagos Police Officer Releases Mother Who Stole Plantain; Gives Her N10k (pics) by LONJITARLE(m): 4:37pm On Dec 12, 2016
Police Is Now My friend. Iffahear!!!! undecided

No go try this for house ooo, nah ur ashes go reach police station. grin

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Literature / Re: Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie Lashes Out At Donald Trump And Americans In Her Article by LONJITARLE(m): 9:38pm On Dec 10, 2016
guiddoti:
grin

really? not in Rivers state

I said Nigeria, not Biafra Sir.
Crime / Re: A Thief Caught In The Early Hours Of Today In Jos by LONJITARLE(m): 9:06am On Dec 09, 2016
How can one in good concience buy a Gen for #2000

Thief stole it
Bigger Thief bought it.
Literature / Re: Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie Lashes Out At Donald Trump And Americans In Her Article by LONJITARLE(m): 9:10am On Dec 08, 2016
Divepen1:
lol ... America is free for all.

So is Nigeria bro. grin

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Literature / Re: Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie Lashes Out At Donald Trump And Americans In Her Article by LONJITARLE(m): 9:01am On Dec 08, 2016
After all this English you are still living in America, issoright,. undecided

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Romance / Re: Why Do Guys Change Their Voice When Talking To A Girl ?? by LONJITARLE(m): 2:02am On Dec 08, 2016
yomi007k:


undecided


Bros wch one be pink villa. Na naija we dey na black or brown villa dem get 4 here.

007. James Bond. cool. I salute you.. Na ur way sure pass.
Romance / Re: Why Do Guys Change Their Voice When Talking To A Girl ?? by LONJITARLE(m): 1:25am On Dec 08, 2016
Its easier to get access into the private precious pink villa with a phoney than with warri accent... And you know it grin

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Family / Re: My Wife Likes Sex Very Rough by LONJITARLE(m): 1:14am On Dec 08, 2016
Big bro. shocked

Are you sure she is not hidding something from you?
Do you know who she was B4 she became a commited christian?.... Because this type of sexual expression does not come naturally ooo. Its learned....

Anyways sha you better man up and arrange that discussion with her before you end up in a medical facility soon, for who knows where she'll injure you next... undecided undecided

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Education / Re: Truck Crushed Final Year Female Student To Death, 9 Currently In The Hospital by LONJITARLE(m): 12:41am On Dec 08, 2016
Do you know how old i am?
Do you know how many roads i've crossed?
Do you know how many times i've almost got hit?
Do you know how many cars i've successfully dodge?

Yet, here am i, strong, agile and alive!!!.... And its not as if i am wiser than anybody ooo.
Yet, some people will be saying their is no God.... God pls have mercy on us all


Heaven please Save Me from this type of fate.



RIP to the Dead.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Dangerous Move In The Gambia: New Authorities Want To Prosecute Jammeh by LONJITARLE(m): 12:09am On Dec 08, 2016
I WONDER

When will Africa STOP petty squables over STOLEN powers and BLOOD money and START pursuing massive industrialization and radical investment into the lives of its citizenry, like its civilise mates are doing around the world.

We are already far behind!!!
Somebody should please take off the blinders!!
Education / Re: Lady Cries Out After Being Denied Admission For 14 Years by LONJITARLE(m): 11:57pm On Dec 07, 2016
Actually its not easy watching Your childhood dreams all crashing before Your very eyes.

But, the saying goes,

"when One door is closed another is open, but because we spent too much time obsessing and lamenting about the close door, we do not see The One that is open for us"

Listen Attentively, my sister. God is trying for 14 yrs to speak to you. Who knows what he is trying to tell you, Only you can hear.....

Beside school is not for everyone.... The list of men/women that made it without school are endless!!
Health / Re: Man Strains His Manhood While Attempting To Wear His Wedding Ring On It by LONJITARLE(m): 7:03pm On Dec 07, 2016
Serve him right.

Crazy man.

But wait ooo. How The ring take enter?? shocked
Na so ur...... Small reach?
Romance / Re: 13 Texting Mistakes Guys Make by LONJITARLE(m): 12:45pm On Dec 07, 2016
Well said bro!!!

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Politics / Re: Wike Releases Yakubu Gowon Stadium To APC Free Of Charge For It Rally by LONJITARLE(m): 2:58am On Dec 07, 2016
Why is everything abt this government vexing sme people nah..

To do rally sef is now a crime.

Abeg if you are tired of Nigeria, change country. undecided

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Celebrities / Re: British Actor, Peter Vaughan Is Dead! by LONJITARLE(m): 2:53am On Dec 07, 2016
At 93 he is still pursuing his dreams.

Show me The persin who talk say u don old finish and i will slap him for you.... Abeg carry go!!!

RIP peter!!!!

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Romance / Re: 10 Deep Questions To Ask If You Really Want To Get To Know Someone by LONJITARLE(m): 6:16pm On Oct 23, 2016
omonnakoda:


I really do not think these question are that helpful or that asking a person would necessarily yield the truth. When you say "know someone" we should ask for what purpose? .In this case you seem focussed on man /woman relationship but you may wish to "know someone" for 101 purposes e.g employment etc.

Getting answers to the right questions is key but you will need to get those answers from many sources.

1.Biography and family
Family structure/background,economic status. Where did they spend childhood ,school etc. Relationship wit father, relationship with mother. Relationship with siblings.

2. Intelligence and thinking pattern. Everyone has their own way of measuring this.

3. Outlook on religion and morals. Is the person religious. ? weak moderate strong fanatic?
Are they tolerant of others. Do they believe morals come from religion. Beliefs in heaven/hell and other superstitions. Does the person like himself/herself(self esteem) .do they learn from mistakes

4. Habits. eg gambling,smoking,alcohol,porn ,bleaching

5. Health status. allergies, any regular treatment,previous surgery,personal hygiene,sleep pattern and habits

6. Family secrets,personal secrets,bereavements

7. Candour and probity. How honest and truthful in general and specific domains e.g money ,relationships, religion

8. Attitude to work; energetic,lazy punctual diligent

9. Interpersonal relationships. Friendly hostile ,loyal, cowardly/brave needy,clingy,manipulative, longerthroat etc
10. Money : saver or wasteful.? Focused or waiting for a miracle from "sowing seeds",


There is a whole lot more but the starting point in knowing people is to know yourself first
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U have spoken well.
Family / Re: Maternity Photoshoot Of Pregnant Woman, With Her Husband And Children by LONJITARLE(m): 3:49pm On Oct 11, 2016
mhiz:
The stomach looks like a big br*ast grin

You are right!
But From my point of view it looks likes a giant overblown CONDOM.

grin shocked

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Family / Re: Help! I Am Going Back To Nigeria To Find A Wife! by LONJITARLE(m): 7:07am On Oct 05, 2016
Annie2059:
this is serious cry
Me cant stop admiring ur swag [center][/center] wink
Romance / Re: I Told Her ,i Have Feeling For Her And These Is What Happened by LONJITARLE(m): 11:14pm On Aug 29, 2016
colik:


Good luck with that.

Hah! U won't even give me a clue??
Romance / Re: I Told Her ,i Have Feeling For Her And These Is What Happened by LONJITARLE(m): 10:22pm On Aug 29, 2016
colik:


Lol...I won't tell.
Save your sacrifice for something worthwhile.

Hey guyz, did you hear?? she said "i won't tell".
She wants to play 'hide and seek', my favorite game.
Is alright. Am game. Lolzzz

I will seek and i will find and when i do, "i will tell you"...
Romance / Re: I Told Her ,i Have Feeling For Her And These Is What Happened by LONJITARLE(m): 9:55pm On Aug 29, 2016
colik:


Hilarious!
Thank God for the letter 'k' then. smiley

You are right, one itty-bitty-tiny 'K' save you.
#HappyForYou.

M still curious sha, if Colik is just an acronym, d full name must be a blockbuster!. And i wonder to what god do i hve to pay a sacrifice worthy of knwing the full version of such a name?#smiling.
Romance / Re: I Told Her ,i Have Feeling For Her And These Is What Happened by LONJITARLE(m): 9:21pm On Aug 29, 2016
colik:


I know right?
It's an acronym.

Ofcos. It has to be.

Anyways. In medical palance, Colic means a gripping abdominal pain.
Romance / Re: I Told Her ,i Have Feeling For Her And These Is What Happened by LONJITARLE(m): 7:54pm On Aug 29, 2016
colik:


I did it because he wouldn't take no for an answer.

That is a good enough reason, Colik. (U have a strange name by d way)
Romance / Re: I Told Her ,i Have Feeling For Her And These Is What Happened by LONJITARLE(m): 5:11am On Aug 29, 2016
colik:
Lwkmd...I did the same thing to one guy two years ago.It's childish,I know...I was a child then na. I don't avoid him when I see him around tho. Na im papa get road?

Op sorry,you hear? grin

But can you remember why you did that?
Thats what its important to him.
Religion / Re: Man With Breasts Spotted In A Crusade.. See Shocking Photos by LONJITARLE(m): 9:07pm On Mar 24, 2016
Pidggin:
A simple operation will remove those breasts which may have been caused by the presence of female hormones, there is absolutely nothing evil about this.

Why are Africans this backward?


On Point!! Its call GYNECOMASTIA in Medicine.

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Romance / Re: Is Prostitution Corruption? by LONJITARLE(m): 12:34pm On Mar 12, 2016
Types of corruption ;

1: Economic corruption 2: Political corruption 3: moral corruption. 4: psychological corruption. 5: Educational corruption etc...the list goes on and on.

Prostitution is a form of moral corruption......
Celebrities / Re: One Word For This Source Of Water (photo) by LONJITARLE(m): 12:21pm On Mar 12, 2016
Rod of Moses.... As he struck the stone, water start gushing out!!

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