colik:
Lwkmd...I did the same thing to one guy two years ago.It's childish,I know...I was a child then na. I don't avoid him when I see him around tho. Na im papa get road?

Op sorry,you hear?

But can you remember why you did that?
Thats what its important to him.

LONJITARLE:

But can you remember why you did that? Thats what its important to him.

I did it because he wouldn't take no for an answer.

colik:


I did it because he wouldn't take no for an answer.

That is a good enough reason, Colik. (U have a strange name by d way)

LONJITARLE:

That is a good enough reason, Colik. (U have a strange name by d way)

I know right? It's an acronym.

colik:


I know right?
It's an acronym.

Ofcos. It has to be.

Anyways. In medical palance, Colic means a gripping abdominal pain.

LONJITARLE:

Ofcos. It has to be.
Anyways. In medical palance, Colic means a gripping abdominal pain.

Hilarious! Thank God for the letter 'k' then.

colik:


Hilarious!
Thank God for the letter 'k' then.

You are right, one itty-bitty-tiny 'K' save you.
#HappyForYou.

M still curious sha, if Colik is just an acronym, d full name must be a blockbuster!. And i wonder to what god do i hve to pay a sacrifice worthy of knwing the full version of such a name?#smiling.

LONJITARLE:


You are right, one itty-bitty-tiny 'K' save you.
#HappyForYou.

M still curious sha, if Colik is just an acronym, d full name must be a blockbuster!. And i wonder to what god do i hve to pay a sacrifice worthy of knwing the full version of such a name?#smiling.

Lol...I won't tell.
Save your sacrifice for something worthwhile.

colik:


Lol...I won't tell.
Save your sacrifice for something worthwhile.

Hey guyz, did you hear?? she said "i won't tell".
She wants to play 'hide and seek', my favorite game.
Is alright. Am game. Lolzzz

I will seek and i will find and when i do, "i will tell you"...

LONJITARLE:

Hey guyz, did you hear?? she said "i won't tell". She wants to play 'hide and seek', my favorite game. Is alright. Am game. Lolzzz
I will seek and i will find and when i do, "i will tell you"...

Good luck with that.

colik:


Lol...I won't tell.
Save your sacrifice for something worthwhile.

colik:


Good luck with that.

Hah! U won't even give me a clue??

LONJITARLE:


Hah! U won't even give me a clue??

Well Durh!
Figure it out on your own.

Ehya she's finally friend zone you. Bros believe it or not she wasn't expect that from you... See Love freak galz out.... Love is like a covenant and no one would go into such covenant..... Galz love bad guys not good guys believe it or not... every the so called faithful one's Holy Holy Galz nah dem bad pass.. I know 1or 2 galz or guy would put a nail on my head...

Galz want guys with arrogance and humor... Like

You blast her today, ignore for weeks and pet and sweet talk her.. She would be fuckng faithful to you....


why did you think galz find guys that give them attitude as sexy? Cause such guys see galz are galz.. m except his mom and a gal his ready to get serious with...

bro to be sincere that girl is bad really bad.... she's only pretending to see if you a good or bad guy. she was expecting your arrogance, bad and sexy side of you..Since you got none... She believe you have nothing Sexy and demanding to offer if she date you.. Abeg PM her number am serious oooo...


Ignore her for 1Month....just say hi, hi that's all... See her as your Junior sister.... Get hooky with other galz and stop acting too good to please a woman.... Don't please a lady.... Plz only your self and God and be unique.....

abeg you guys shouldn't use PM to kill me....Am expecting insult from At less one person......

Looking 4 Trouble #tweak2k Big boss @ Ilegend

Galz want Fun not Funny #ActIntoHerHead


Ops Pm me her number.....

Thumbs up to my bro @ Ilegend and other bad guys


BONUS PART 1

if a girl tells you not her type it means two things
1: You might not be her type for her.. #HackIntoHerMind
2: She's Pulling you... To act. If you too needy you've lost her


BONUS PART 2
if a girl tells you she hate you... nah opposite ooo.... Hate is Love

BONUS Part 3
If a girl complain to you that you not romantic she wants to see your wild side.... A girl once told me that... I Bleep up then

BONUS PART 3
If she tell yoi she hate s*x ....... see it as she love s*x

BONUS PART 4
how to identify a bad girl. .... Tell her if she comes to your place she shouldn't touch you or tell her if she comes to your place you would kiss her...... Normally to you it sounds like rejection... Don't worry she comes to your place....Oga she want it.... Ooo...... I tried it on a gal.. She's told me she hate s*x and kiss..... eventually she came and I starve her by not kiss her or ***** she left.... #HackIntoHerHead

BONUS PART 5

Go sleep over and out

Op must be Dagrin

Looks like a village plot....

Where is she running to...

Na village market ground

duduade:
Looks like a village plot....

Where is she running to...

Na village market ground

she is running away frm d guy nah.perhaps the guy looks at her the way a hungry lion looks at a very fat lamb and thats what gets her so scared.na wetin i think be dat o

i love nairaland, d best place to meet all kinds of people ,such as pastors ,counsellors , haters , dose who dont kwn but delight in advising orders , well tanx to you all 4 ur comments , i jst have a few tinx to say
firstly , am not a dull brain , am toping my class , becox i asked 4 advice ,is nt enuf reason 4 most of you to insult me
secondly , i purposely edited my pix dat way , jst to hid my identity a little , am a human like u ,not a bush meat ,watch d way u talk to people especially dose u dont kwn ,
lastly , we shuld all try not to be judgemental , am a 19yrs old virgin boy , am not a womanizer , or is it nw a crime to be in love ?

LastMumu:
what's with the uploaded picture and dogs though? Looks like what was taken from an early 70s horror movie.


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Guy Go Get A Life , am perfect the way i am look well , no wonder u ar answering lastmumu ,indeed dats what u ar