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All you need to do is to represent your mobile operating system with a like . You can only like one OS at a time .
It is a criminal offence to like more than one OS , your like will be cancelled and you will be thrown in to nairaland prison . Its all joke guys lets do this .

But remember if you like more than one OS you are part of nigeria problem .

Cc. Lalasticlala

Judolisco:
Open laotech constituted authority

Here goes another olodo .wetin concern amadioha with someone in ogun state .is amosu the governor of oyo state ? .what is his business with lautech.

YelloweWest:
Mr constituted authority

OVI75:
Mr Constitute d Authority

Olodo ,constituted authority is ajimobi.governor of oyo state .this is ogun state governor .


Another perfect olodo.

3rdavefarms:
Best Gov after ambode

Imagine we have a Governor

We have a president

We have a senator

We also have a country

Unlike some people with parabolic and hyperbolic head

Look at your hexagon head

Let us see if your boob is worth pressing .she might be attracted to it we won't know this until there is picture evidence .

freshest4live:

Nigeria offers you a large market.

Oh my God .

Nigeria offers large market to the whole world .now please tell me what you can only enjoy being a nigeria citizen .like in Germany you can travel to 173 countries being a german citizen without visa or visa on arrival , you can also get a certain amount of loan to study outside Germany .These are just few of what aanyone holding a german citizen enjoy .

baralatie:

you should ask the owner of nairaland if he has benefitted anything from Nigeria.
then all the traders at alaba and those in Hollywood,banks,insurance,education, etc

Do you need to be a nigeria to do business and make it in nigeria ? NO.now read the question carefully this time .read it one more time , again and again .Good boy .



Now answer the question .

mars123:

All those things you have listed there now, is it not Nigerians that will provide it for Nigeria? Na oyinbo wan come build school for you The civilian regimes we've had na from Congo dem from come Have they too not been complaining since? You complain reach Buhari, lai mohammed or even Ben Bruce before dey enta dia go dey do wetin person no send dem

The oil, the large human resources, the fertile land, the mineral resources Nigeria has what have Nigerians used it to do? Oh you're alienating yourself from the government? If dey put you inside there wetin you wan do if no be to chop clean mouth.

All you people know is to be forming holy holy online. If I ask you what you've done for naija now, nothing! Just to vote common most qualified person, people like you go still dey use sentiments dey sell vote. ask me that silly question again.

Zero over ten .

What is genetics , you went on discussing biology .

Dongreat:
Whoever watched this video to the end will know that Jude is a scum, a scoundrel and a despicable person who give hopeless to humanity. He got two babies from her, one autistic son and another daughter, she stayed with Jude and supported him for 9 good years and after the idiot got his passport, he just left her like trash. Jude friend is denying ever knowing him, yet from what I understand he spoke to her and promised to talk to Jude and sort things out, yet he did nothing but folly promises to the woman. The woman is heart broken and she's very unstable because to her Jude is her world but to Jude, she's his meal ticket, without consideration for the offsprings from the relationship.
Yes it's wrong she lashed out her anger on the wrong shop because she doesn't know the whereabout of yeye jude but what do you expect from a heartbroken woman?

Her words "Because of Jude I stayed to support him for 9 years. From Jude I got two lovely children but Jude himself is trash"

I feel so sorry for her .she is in emotional pain and our nigeria around pretend not to see that .It is very wrong for her destroy things in the shop but for God sake she has given us two kids . Some Nigerians are heartless no wonder the whites drill us hard before given us their visa .but I don't think Jude in the other hand will deliberately leave his on son .

StarPlayer:
Abeg make dem free gboiz jare.. At least they make the whites realize we are not dumb monkies swinging from trees down here. Show dem pepper

Eleribu omo

mars123:
are there times im proud to be Nigerian? Yes many! This 'broken' system churns out new millionaires (in dollars) every year. E neva reach your side no mean say pepper neva rest for nigguhs hustle. God dey for him children wey him like, him bless. ''Inside desert, tree dey grow''. If you have the brain power to do a quality research you should also have the brain to get funds for the research anyway!

On a personal note, I want Nigeria to change, but I don't expect my hungry a$s neighbour to be the change I seek! Salvation is personal you know!

Here is the question again . what do Nigerians benefit for being a citizen of the state ?

Is it world class schools?
Better hospital
Good roads .
Affordable house .
Enabling economy .
Stable power.
Security within and outside the country .

Don't Bleep with a vikings. It was as if she was acting vikings .

Savagery

bantudra:


i know what you ipobians like...you like victims that you can abuse day and night and the victim keeps quiet....

you ipobians are just bullies,we know una type from school days....

A robot will always act like one .cant you hold a reasonable conversation with out mentioning ipob ,afonja . Who programme you this way .

mars123:
Very silly question to ask. You lack understanding of the idea of nationhood. The correct question to ask is what has Nigeria benefited from you? and when you ask this particular question you find answers as to why Nigeria is a ''zoo'' as you people call it these days.

You lots expect Nigeria to give you a lot of love, care, respect? With all your animalistic tendencies? If most of you travel abroad and don't up your human behaviour na deportation straight. So stop playing victim with senseless questions. Nigeria is just the victim of having so much low mental class citizens.

Did you just drop from the sky to become the animal you called yourself ? . Who make you the animal you are right now ? Nigeria right .

Every thing is so bleeped up in nigeria . You are too primitive to know there is nothing working in nigeria .

Let us think about it . I have always love to research on anything technology but did nigeria create the enabling environment to do that ? No .I have got no fund to embark on my research .now tell me how I am suppose to add to nigeria when the whole system is so bleeped up .


If you can not stick to the question by listing out what Nigerians benefit as a citizen just shut the Bleep up and visit the next available thread .

Litmus:
Some will benefit from what people like you put into the country. As for me, I benefit a lot from that which my father put into Nigeria. Apart from this larges, I enjoy the good roads and moan about the bad ones. I've enjoyed staying at hotels, good and bad ones. I've enjoyed better parties in Nigeria than UK. I've enjoyed laughter with loved ones and enjoyed the spirit and good nature of Nigerians around me. I enjoy Nigerian foods better than the English ones. I enjoy the festivals in Nigeria. I recorn I've benefited from being Nigerian more than another African nation becuse, unlike some of you, I've met respect wherever I've been abroad. People take notice or get tence but I have never ever been disrespected. As a Nigerian, although thank God I've never been in such a situation, if stranded in say Libya or some countries, in strife situation, I would be more likely to expect evacuation from Nigeria than if I was a national of many African nations. As a Nigerian, I've benefited from having acsess and ownership to large lands, more than is possible in England. There are banks, not as good as in UK, but banks nonetheless. I enjoy the electricity when it comes and moan when it goes. Believe it or not, police have saved us from armed robbery. I've received treatment from Nigerian hospital. And, believe it or not, vets have treated dogs we've had in Nigeria. Nigeria has given me pride as a black person, something I lacked, growing up in the UK, because of the rich cultures, the richest in Africa. And because of the wisdom of many of the cultures, I can hold my own against any cultures outside Africa. NO Indian, Chinese, European can shame me by boasting about having a cultural heritage, because I have one too. I have benefited from Nigeria education. I enjoyed far more freedom in Nigeria than anywhere else I've lived abroad or visited. I can go on and on but right now, I'm listening to news on terrorism at London Bridge.

Btw

I would love Nigeria even if a barren dirtland because Nigeria is my Country.

Hello sir .nigeria has failed every litmus test one could think about .if we would face ourselves with reality most of your point will be flawed . Nigeria leaders has help us secured the tittle of the most corrupt people in the world and of course we the citizen are helping to protect that tittle back to back .

bantudra:
only an ipobian would ask such a question...

are you finish kneelin and begging trump to give you biafra...??

Shut the f.uk off .that was a harmless question anyone can answer without going tribal about it .


I think it's time seun review the registration process on nairaland becAuse it is beyond doubt that some robot like you are on nairaland programme to write afonja ,iPob or fulani herdsmen on every thread .

I challenge any nairaland who believe in this country to please list out what Nigerians benefit as a citizen apart from hardship .

brunofarad:
These phones ayam seeing here 5million ,Abeg our naira is not that worthless

Kindly face your stone business .you know nothing about phone .

salford:

Now crawl back to the hole you slimy creature came out from.

Finish him .

God knows I don't like story building . I can never build one and live in it .

Nairaland girls , buy your cucumber here , with ₦100 you can get any size

Where is p.n okeke. Bajiah and modern biology ??

Your list is paddle like Nigeria budget @missbuoqui

tuoyoojo:
jesu!

why are we like this

we eat anything, infact everything

bat, dolfin, cat, lizard, toad, rat.... anything

na so the hunger bad reach

Alaye fi promo le, dis na naija ....we have been eating bush meat since the time of our fathers .

pearls336:
It won't be more than 50k.

You are sure about this bro , I just want to know if I am going or not . Thanks

mizzbouqui:

Lolsss for ya potato mind

Like you really think I am joking .

mizzbouqui:
I think the relationship is dead and you might be tempted to cheat since your love for her is not that strong again, you should break up with her before its too late at least you are not breaking her heart, she is definitely still seeing the one who took her virginity, ladies doesn't forget the person they loss their viginity to like that

I dint even know you still remember me , anyways I forgot untill today .

lagosflexcamp:




smh just listen to yourself. You be amateur sha that haven't understood how the mind of an average naija girl works. Look, if you have a gf and you are not bang**g her right, trust me, she will never appreciate you nor respect you as her man. If you like buy the entire world for her, her cold and cheating attitude won't change towards you. She will always *cheat* on u with another sharp guy.

Most naija girls don't want love( well they don't even understand what love means). What they mostly want is goodsex, your money and your bad boy behavior. I really pity amateurish guys like you sha. Na una dey show our naija girls love pass and na bad boys dey enjoy una girlfriends pass. lol

Op take heart sha bcuz na you fuckup, so don't blame ur gal

Oloriburku somebody .

Boss i hail o