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Dolly Parton will miss you most.

southniyikaye:
As much as I don't want this to have a spiritual undertone, God did save me this night reason is,
Am already set to eat this night, Infact I was seated already na so to shit come dey worry me, I was like, if I chop finish I go shit naw but the urge was so crazy I just have to go.

Getting to the toilet, saw this snake trapped in between the toilet's window frames. How it got there, I don't know, how he got trapped, I don't know but two things could have happened

1) I might have sat down to do my thing and this serpent bite me from the head or
2) it fit Don enter inside the closet and bite my blockos(scrotum)

BELIEVE IT OR NOT, THIS IS GOD

If e bite your head you are safe if he bite your scrotum you are dead man .

Please working linkkkkkkk

Spark2:
You'd be shocked. I've sent them a mail to cancel my application. I will start a fresh application with a new email. I'd be ready for the worst

You know I was joking right .no hard feelings .

Me wey never sure weda I go pass test .

Spark2:
I submitted my application to a wrong position what can I do to correct this please?

one less competitor to worry about .thank you village people .

I am planning to go soon and I have never been this scared .not even during job interviews .

Is this not ogun state for mess sake .can't the father hit the idiot with ounde and let him go home and die .

No evidence ,no trace .revenge serve .

engrsyer:
Your analysis doesn't matter when it comes to Donald Trump. Trump told you he wants to return America to Americans and that's what he's doing.

OED

It is foolish comment like yours that gave him leverage to continue doing what he does.

Trump admitted on camera that the saudi was responsible for 9/11 before he became president ,if he was so bent on protecting Americans life why did he not go after saudi Arabia .

Hello Nairalanders .


Please can anyone provide any Information about promat Peter's Nigeria limited .I have an interview with them .

I would like to know if it is a great enviroment to work and is there any hope for career advancement .


Thank you .

Ebuwonders:
Please is the site loading at all...since morning the site has not even opened on my phone

same here .

fake site .I cant register .showing error

YorubaKinging:
Hello.. I'm just here to remind you that something bad is going to happen in this country very soon
And it's going to lead to a all out war
.plan ahead for this very bad time

Yeah I know you'll curse me that it's only me and my family that will see war
But no, it's all of us

Dss should get you to explain what you know .

kmoni1234:
check your mail

God bless you so much for helping a brother. Amen

Premier league na scam !

poetictwenty:
you're right...I sent a complain to Dragnet, and the just replied my mail confirming the readjusting of my exam date , so as to give me an ample time to prepare....
Again , may God bless the person who sent me past dragnet questions....And to the guy that wanted to Bill me because of same past question,...I know it's business for you,...but please, consider that some persons are unemployed and may not have the money to purchase it.
#peace

Please help me

Thanks

It has now become a norm for the Nigeria soldiers to be creating traffic at Lagos Ibadan expressway.they position their check point at a bus stop called obadare from obadare down to arepo is where you will join the traffic they created .

They are doing nothing but collecting bribe from trucks .please we need someone who can report this wicked soldiers to the right authority .

cstr1000:
Benjamin Nethanyahu is a world class leader. Even the enemies of isreal can't deny his brilliance.
It is not suprising though given that Isreal has the largest IQ per capital in the world. They will keep churning out brilliant leaders.
If this guy should handle Nigeria for two tenures, we would see the real change in action.

If the guy handle Nigeria with this fvkd up system we operate , we won't see any change .

Potorpotorpeo:
Nope cowardice is when you run away like Ojukwu and leave your gullible followers behind to die in vain.
Kanu must resume or Resign

Weldone brother ....serving it hot to them poto bastard .

Kanu must resume or resign. The bastard has ran away .

mhizesther:
Lol no maybe IamKashyBaby could help u out

It's your experience I want not hers .

mhizesther:
My dear, u can make a woman go crazy with that tiny dick...It all depends on how u use it...

I don't know how to use mine .please can you teach me ?

deebsman1:
I agree with you, especially he's so into decorating the outside while the inside rots away

If ambode can embark on a massive infrastructure the way fashola did .lagos will become small London in no time .

julietkcee:
olodo dah wax shorthand nt dah i dnt knw wah am typing...



So jhux shift

Nairaland Rule number 21 says you should spell words correctly but your stupidity won't let you obey the simple instruction .

silentEXPLOSION:
When Albert Einstein met Charlie Chaplin in 1931, Einstein said, "what i admire most about your art, is its universality. You don't speak a word, yet everyone understands you".

"It's true", replied Charlie, "but your fame is even greater. The world admires you, when no one understands you".

Charlie is the next #genius to explore .for those who follow the series .

julietkcee:
where z dix one from....Shift abeg.. Using spelling to attack...




Nansense... Kpachara anya gi..

You are one of the fundamental unit use in the derivation of a foo.l .


Someone took his time to point to your wacky write up and you replied him like a slow poke .are you acknowledging the fact that you can not spell words correctly .a girl for that matter ,how are your kids going to learn to spell words correctly ?.

Septre:
Let the initial number of people on the train be X

So X-19 = Y

Let Y be the number of people who remain after 19 people get off

Therefore we have

Y+17 = 63

Y = 63-17 =46

X-19= 46

X = 46 + 19 = 65

Crook method .

Your equation one is totally wrong .the question did not make known the number of people in the train on till the third statement .every statement make and equation or expression .


I give you E8

naturalwaves:
If there were X people initially on the train,
The required equation is...
X - 19 + 17 = 63
X= 63 + 19 - 17
X = 65.
Therefore, there were 65 people on the train to start with.

This man solve it better .

deebsman1:
The poster above me could av drop his point a beta way at least a bit. Ambode actually isn't doing well in the area of environment. Fashola during his time is always been proactive wen it cums to preparing for the raining season but Ambo hasn't for me o, been doing much in that area. For anybody that knows a place like VGC well, the estate is actually and practically on water, so flooding is not the biggest issue but when it floods, how soon the water gets dry is the key by way of proper unblocked drainages.

Another thing that seems to be causing the maddened floods again is the fact that recent unsupervised and not properly planned developments in other parts of the environment could be channeling the water right thru the estate.

Ambode has not done anything significant or I should put it spectacular since he assume office .show me one significant thing that is of ambode blueprint .everything he has been doing is the legacy lay down by fashola.

So kung fu impact is real .

Urdreamgirl:
na wa o this is getting too much.. if husshypuopy abi kini oruko re dare mess with my favorite artistes then he is dead! as for all this one's make them ba ara won po... meanwhile my fave artistes are olamide and vector

See code mixing

FortuneTeller:
I'm sure you are a married man. You followed the woman thinking you would get in her bed but you were almost robbed. The moral of the story is to stop cheating on your wife, lest God punish you.

Lol . What are you saying ?.

thirdi:
Wow. What a shocker after 5 years? Well the case went to court and he was asked to revert to standard height of fence and pay fine for violation. By law I own the fence.

This is cool .Please I wUlf like to know how the verdict was passed .is it because you built the fence that makes you win the case .Please explain .

It was a party for the potopoto boys yesterday .they started comparing south west with their potopoto land and brain .No be by chest beating .