₦airaland Forum

Afonjah:
Obodo oyibo humbles them that's why they are scared of developing this shit hole so they can they flex and feel good about themselves.


Only poor man pikin relocates and flaunts it as an achievement. No single Nigerian celebrity or politician or businessman lives abroad.

You can't say this any better. Blessed you

Asiri1991:
Ekiti professors! The most ridiculous in the whole country. Southwest has made that revered position a mere joke. As them her line of research now or local and international publications that warrant such branding they will start foaming in the mouth. No wonder no one takes their professorship seriously. All they want to brag is: we have the highest number of professors in Nigeria. Imagine this woman sitting among Soyinka, Irueweka, Ashiegbu, and Ogbulogo as professors. Tueeh!

Peace to your disturbed soul buddy. You tried to denigrate a whole region with very badly punctuated and expired english write up. You guys cannot just hide you disdainful behaviour.

Bullish

finallybusy:
Nairaland no get wetin to post again, o. ROFLMAO.

Seun trying to give advertisers in this thread more impressions

Better days ahead in Nigeria. Glad to see we now make good use of social media.

It's coming...

omowolewa:
Na lie

What happened to Dangote Refinery that buys oil from USA. Bonny light is sweeter.

What happened to the forwards, go and Dock the ships at their yard, let them pay demorage.

Nigeria needs to export for foreign exchange. Sicme dangote Will be selling in Naira, then he probably will be buying from fg using Naira

There is money is this country

This is definitely a sad news. I believe Nigeria would been up to task to deliver every crude oil that Mr Dangote needs, but cannot since we need dollars to pay our debt and also using same crude oil to pay debt. PEACE be unto you Nigeria!!

RIP man. Despite your health challenges, you still made people smile with your fast mouth.

toujurs:
you will loose weight in reality soon, when FG ban crypto.

Guess this has answered you.

lekonso:
Is crypto the problem of Nigeria now

Go and ask your government that wanna ban crypto and don't come to my mention again.

EreluRoz:


Do you people actually make money from this crypto true true?

I don't even take anyone into this crypto thing seriously, it's same as betnaija gambling to me and if not why is it only men that do the crypto thing and the very few women involved are tomboy?

Dey play... Freelancers preferred to be paid using crypto. I pay people shilling for me in crypto. So it's not all about gambling or trading. Go to business session on this forum and locate the thread on domain buying and selling and you will see hundreds of Nigerians selling names and getting paid in crypto.

Information is definitely power.

toujurs:
you will loose weight in reality soon, when FG ban crypto.

Guess your myopic nature can't allow you think that there are many ways that leads to the market. You think na only crypto I'm doing? Even na crypto, I still withdrew money from my Binance.

Crypto Shilling. Zero capital, just your knowledge about crypto and data. Then look for and join crypto shilling groups

CelestineNelson:
Let the Crypto world hear me...your illusionary investment is about to be touched ...

For your mind, na only investment dem dey use crypto for. You probably living in ages if you don't know that most freelancers receive their payment in crypto and binance is the king here. I still got paid $70 USDT yesterday.

That can't be possible. Not all banks

nedekid:
How is that possible? Except your job is within 1km from your home.
Warming an suv for 10mins daily without it driving will burn 18k weekly. Lol

I purposely bought 2004 corolla for my work things. My place of work is 18 mins drive from home and it's along the expressway. Except in an special assignment that needs me to be mobile, 18k does it.

I spend 18k per week

Arsenal is leading by 1 goal

Seunpapa65:
Good one
Although we need to educate people on waste management because it was people who dispose it there
Some of my friends were laughing at me when I told them that I don't throw off my waste after using it until I get home

Right inside my bag, you will find sachet water nylon and pet water bottle. I won't forget Rev Sis Beatrice of Holy child catholic secondary school Ado Ekiti, who said we should always keep sachet water nylon inside our pockets and dispose it when we get home. That singular instruction still rings bell till now

Agboriotejoye:
1. Minister for Petroleum should go for missing the PH refinery deadline and also for Dangote refinery yet to come on stream by end of January.

2. Minister of FCT should go for overheating the polity and playing crude politics while Abuja was being ravaged by kidnappers

3. Minister of Sports should go for demoralising the eagles by claiming the president is not impressed by the fact that they qualified out of the group.

4. Minister of Finance should go for his mismanagement of our fiscal policies. The budget deficit has widened and the supplementary budget was badly implemented. Also, his claim of "No More Loan" has turned out to be a lie with another $1.9bn reportedly being sourced after $800m and $3.3bn in less than a year. At this rate, Buhari will look like shylock compared to prodigal Tinubu.

5. Minister of Power for experiencing grid collapses 3 times since this administration took office. The former Minister managed to stem that tide till this dude arrived.

6. Minister for Defence. I don't think much needs to be said here. Kaduna bomb blast and Plateau attacks need no introduction.

7. Minister for Mines for the Ibadan explosion. No illegal miners. Just weak regulations which led to loss of lives and propertiesin the heart of a major city.

8. Minister for Aviation for Abuja Airport escalator not working for 3 months while he's busy doing social media owambes

9. Ministers for Creative Arts, Transport, Marine and Blue Economy, Steel. What are they doing anyway?

Feel free to add yours

You should have a break from here for typing like a toddler

Jestin:
Lagos is overrated. Very unclean city with unending hold-ups

Everybody knows that. Next!!

This handwriting looks feminine

I do ply Sango to UI road almost everyday. Not quite long ago, when this particular site was getting developed for a gas station, the residents rose up and challenged the government on how unsafe it is to site a gas station around residential buildings. They even went as far as making noise on radio stations but it all fell on deaf ears.

During the construction of the gas station, I normally sight minimum of three policemen stationed to prevent m protest and avoid break down of law and order. I felt like the government cheated the people living around this gas station by not listening to their cries. If the news is true, who will bear the brunt most, if not landlords around this place. What they feared most has finally come to pass.

Timoleon:
Another avenue to spend our money.

That shouldn't be the only thing you should see here bro. Investigating these institutions and closing those found wanting will definitely save future students from making the mistake of schooling there.

Good one there

congratulations to Funke

Zeus123:
It's means nothing if you eat in yr dream. Scaremongers everywhere.
Lead a fulfilling life with your family and friends and if you're lucky do something that will push our civilization forward.

Then you die and get the Bleep out of this world

Different strokes for different people nigga. You do what you believe and leave other people's beliefs for them.

Shoodboi:
Is Nairaland now advertising fraud? The guy opened his profile about a week ago and even left his phone number on his profile. Deal with him at your peril.

You should have bolded your statement. You will be saving a lot of People from heart attack and suicide.

Dbegining:
Na your suffering with fuel and high cost of things go be my evidence.

Your fellow agbado don already dey regret. Your own go come soon.

No worry, na you go be my evidence.

Lolz...You don dey explain ooo.

hspda:
Summary of your life and that of your family lineage. Better put those colours you mentioned on your biography and that of your lineage

You are a badt guy

Dbegining:
Sincerely speaking, the country has moved from bad to badder under Tinubu. And funniest part is he hasn't even used up to six month in office.

This is the time new presidents try to impress the citizens, tell them "you made the right choice"

But Tinubu no send una papa.

You go explain tire