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Reports have it that a man with money is not attractive to feminists. Feminists want to make more money than men to be able to control men. |
So Northerners now need an " id card" to run businesses or trade in imo state and then they say its the north that wants to divide Nigeria |
Very good move by Inec, b4 politicians start giving dem rice. |
Very good move by Inec, b4 politicians start giving dem rice. |
Oshiomole learning from Fayemi, it seems. Do NOT rock the boat. Keep the incompetent civil service men. Preserve stomach infrastructure. |
am still looking for the 21 year old ooo cos what am seeing here is a 35 year old woman ![]() |
I sleep with craze woman 4 my papa backyard oo. Na my confession b that |
vaseline to the rescue!! |
Very shallow thing. Sad the National Confab went for that. I expected d confab to concentrate on one indivisible Nigeria. No North, no South. What I wanted was 4 the best leaders to lead at anytime irrespective of tribe and religion. |
Onyeachonamthe scammer ! Guess Nigerians breaks record in both good ways and bad ways |
Hmm |
naija team was the worst African team.....zero fighting spirit....zero everything but the 'worstest' African team was Cameroon. CAM was not just bad dey also disgraced Afrika |
Late booking
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Well now that all our "secrets" are out....lets all just go have a beer.
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This whole #BringBackOurGirls campaign is dead. It was a mission that was dead-on-arrival but ppl want to live in denial. |
For me, Victor Moses is a very underrated player. Young, great pace, dribble, footwork & has everything to be a top winger. He's just suffering from 'bench syndrome' atm but Nigerians fret not, the Victor Moses that won us the Afcon will bounce back in style ![]() |
Keshi played his mind games well and he got what he wanted. Better luck to him. But 168million? |
its a good omen. Your friend is going to achieve something he's been working hard for /The plans and things he's been working at all this while are going to show results. So tell him tosit tight and not give up on what he is doing! |
Seconded! Keshi is looking for unnecessary attention and maybe he is at cross roads whether to stay or leave, he appears confused in his decision. |
Abeg bangalee I need banga soup for ur koko garri........Mumu no go do better music,dey dia dey snap pishur ![]() |
Whenever Boko Haram tells you that they are coming, they will never fail to do so. My fear now is that no one knows when and how they are going to come |
Both are just spoilt brats. NONSENSE! NEXT PLS!!! |
Mikel Obi - He hangs the shell of a snail around his waist. He believes that the snail will always protect him from injuries because where he comes from a snail is a symbol of protection |
My dad would slap me if I don't, c'mon it's a million buck! |
If Baba God can forgive a prostitute dat has infected over 1 million ashawo men with HIV, brethren Its never too late to confess thy sins. Nlanders My God is merciful He will forgive us all |
The idiocy never stops with Ayo Fayose, Ekiti don buy market |
Elders of nairaland i greet u all. My people Learn the meaning of BREAK-UP- U just break off with someone and move on! The meaning of EX - Axe the girl from your life and again move on. Whatever you have now is what your future is and whatever you need to share you can share with your present man. You DO NOT need your ex to share....your friendship should be with your man and NOT THE OTHER MAN which is what your ex is. Its senseless, risky and a sign of insecurity to still want an ex in life.YOU DO NOT NEED EX AS A FRIEND, all you need is some sense. ITS IMPOSSIBLE!! I have Spoken! |
its possible but that also means i will hit it again.lol |
Booked incase of frontal breakthrough |
Original Version: After their return from Brazil World Cup, Black Stars players were so ashamed of their great failure, they decided 2 disguise demselves so as not 2 b recognised... Asamoah Gyan disguised himself as a monk. While walking round d streets, suddenly, an old lady walked up to him & said, "Hi, Asamoah!" Amazed & annoyed dat an old lady had seen through his disguise, he went back home & dressed as a malam. Again he bumped in2 d same old lady & she said: "How do u do, Asamoah?" Confused & puzzled, he asked, "but how did u recognise me Mama?" D old lady laughed out loud & said, "r u stupid or what? Its me, John Boye |
Because in reality the ring is a bribe. A girl needs a big bribe to take on a man for the rest of his life! lol. |
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