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RomanceRe: Love And Money by Lordabas: 10:07am On Jul 04, 2014
Reports have it that a man with money is not attractive to feminists. Feminists want to make more money than men to be able to control men. shocked
PoliticsRe: Imo State To Issue Out ID Card To Northerners In The State by Lordabas: 7:57am On Jul 04, 2014
So Northerners now need an " id card" to run businesses or trade in imo state and then they say its the north that wants to divide Nigeria
PoliticsRe: INEC Sends Osun REC On Compulsory Leave by Lordabas: 7:32am On Jul 04, 2014
Very good move by Inec, b4 politicians start giving dem rice.
PoliticsRe: Osun Election: INEC REC In Osun As Being Sent On Leave Of Absence by Lordabas: 7:31am On Jul 04, 2014
Very good move by Inec, b4 politicians start giving dem rice.
PoliticsRe: Edo Cancels Teachers’ Competency Test, Recalls 936 Sacked Teachers by Lordabas: 7:25am On Jul 04, 2014
Oshiomole learning from Fayemi, it seems. Do NOT rock the boat. Keep the incompetent civil service men. Preserve stomach infrastructure.
EducationRe: Most Beautiful Face In Nigeria 2014 Rita Onyemaechi Releases New Pictures by Lordabas: 6:47am On Jul 04, 2014
am still looking for the 21 year old ooo cos what am seeing here is a 35 year old woman huh
RomanceRe: Confession Time!!!! by Lordabas: 10:44pm On Jul 03, 2014
I sleep with craze woman 4 my papa backyard oo. Na my confession b that shocked shocked
FashionRe: Please Help!!! I Need A Good Skin Cream! by Lordabas: 10:34pm On Jul 03, 2014
vaseline to the rescue!! cheesy
PoliticsRe: National Conference Approves Rotation Of Presidency Between North, South by Lordabas: 10:22pm On Jul 03, 2014
Very shallow thing. Sad the National Confab went for that. I expected d confab to concentrate on one indivisible Nigeria. No North, no South.
What I wanted was 4 the best leaders to lead at anytime irrespective of tribe and religion.
PoliticsRe: Uk's Biggest Conman Caught: Frank Onyeachonam by Lordabas: 10:01pm On Jul 03, 2014
Onyeachonamthe scammer ! Guess Nigerians breaks record in both good ways and bad ways
PoliticsRe: Uk's Biggest Conman Caught: Frank Onyeachonam by Lordabas: 9:57pm On Jul 03, 2014
Hmm
SportsRe: Worst African Team Of The Tournament $ Worst Hairstyle by Lordabas: 11:33am On Jul 03, 2014
naija team was the worst African team.....zero fighting spirit....zero everything but the 'worstest' African team was Cameroon. CAM was not just bad dey also disgraced Afrika
RomanceRe: 18 Secrets Men Want Women To Know by Lordabas: 11:12am On Jul 03, 2014
Late booking

RomanceRe: 18 Secrets Men Want Women To Know by Lordabas:
Well now that all our "secrets" are out....lets all just go have a beer.

PoliticsRe: Is #bringbackourgirls Campaign Dead? by Lordabas: 9:49am On Jul 03, 2014
This whole #BringBackOurGirls campaign is dead. It was a mission that was dead-on-arrival but ppl want to live in denial.
SportsRe: Is Victor Moses Overated By Nigerians And Chelsea Fans? by Lordabas:
For me, Victor Moses is a very underrated player. Young, great pace, dribble, footwork & has everything to be a top winger. He's just suffering from 'bench syndrome' atm but Nigerians fret not, the Victor Moses that won us the Afcon will bounce back in style cool
SportsRe: Keshi Offered N168m Two-year Deal by Lordabas:
Keshi played his mind games well and he got what he wanted. Better luck to him.
But 168million? shocked That's approximately $1million and its pretty small in modern football terms.
Christianity EtcRe: Is Picking Fruits In Dream Really A Sign Of Good Omen? by Lordabas: 7:55am On Jul 03, 2014
its a good omen. Your friend is going to achieve something he's been working hard for /The plans and things he's been working at all this while are going to show results. So tell him tosit tight and not give up on what he is doing!
SportsRe: Babayaro: Keshi Is Confused by Lordabas: 6:54am On Jul 03, 2014
Seconded! Keshi is looking for unnecessary attention and maybe he is at cross roads whether to stay or leave, he appears confused in his decision.
CelebritiesRe: Dbanj Hangs Out With Worlds Richest Man, Bill Gates And Bono by Lordabas: 6:36am On Jul 03, 2014
Abeg bangalee I need banga soup for ur koko garri........Mumu no go do better music,dey dia dey snap pishur undecided
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Threatens Abduction Of School Girls In Nassarawa State. by Lordabas: 10:13pm On Jul 02, 2014
Whenever Boko Haram tells you that they are coming, they will never fail to do so. My fear now is that no one knows when and how they are going to come sad
Music/RadioRe: Why Wizkid Is Better Than Davido ( Must Read) by Lordabas: 9:51pm On Jul 02, 2014
Both are just spoilt brats.
NONSENSE!
NEXT PLS!!!
SportsRe: 13 Most Superstitious Footballers And Their Lucky Charm by Lordabas:
Mikel Obi - He hangs the shell of a snail around his waist. He believes that the snail will always protect him from injuries because where he comes from a snail is a symbol of protection
FamilyRe: Question Of The Day: Would You Slap Your Dad Or Mum For $10 Million by Lordabas: 9:04pm On Jul 02, 2014
My dad would slap me if I don't, c'mon it's a million buck! shocked shocked
RomanceRe: ‘i Infected 1,000 Men With Hiv’ – Confessions Of A Prostitute (pictured) by Lordabas:
If Baba God can forgive a prostitute dat has infected over 1 million ashawo men with HIV, brethren Its never too late to confess thy sins. Nlanders My God is merciful He will forgive us all smiley
PoliticsRe: Ayo Fayose In Full Islamic Regalia: 100 Gbosa To The People's Governor by Lordabas: 8:00pm On Jul 02, 2014
The idiocy never stops with Ayo Fayose, Ekiti don buy market
RomanceRe: Is It Possible To Stay Friends With An Ex? by Lordabas: 2:24pm On Jul 02, 2014
Elders of nairaland i greet u all.

My people Learn the meaning of BREAK-UP- U just break off with someone and move on! The meaning of EX - Axe the girl from your life and again move on.
Whatever you have now is what your future is and whatever you need to share you can share with your present man. You DO NOT need your ex to share....your friendship should be with your man and NOT THE OTHER MAN which is what your ex is. Its senseless, risky and a sign of insecurity to still want an ex in life.YOU DO NOT NEED EX AS A FRIEND, all you need is some sense. ITS IMPOSSIBLE!! I have Spoken! angry
RomanceRe: Is It Possible To Stay Friends With An Ex? by Lordabas:
its possible but that also means i will hit it again.lol grin
CelebritiesRe: I’m A Big Fan Of Wizkid, Collaboration Might Not Happen – Davido by Lordabas: 2:00pm On Jul 02, 2014
Booked incase of frontal breakthrough
Jokes EtcRe: Super Eagles Players Disguised After Their Return From Brazil by Lordabas: 12:13pm On Jul 02, 2014

Original Version:

After their return from Brazil World Cup, Black
Stars players were so ashamed of their great
failure, they decided 2 disguise demselves so
as not 2 b recognised... Asamoah Gyan
disguised himself as a monk. While walking
round d streets, suddenly, an old lady
walked up to him & said, "Hi, Asamoah!"
Amazed & annoyed dat an old
lady had seen through his disguise, he went
back
home & dressed as a malam. Again he
bumped in2 d same old lady & she
said: "How do u do, Asamoah?"
Confused & puzzled, he asked, "but how did u
recognise me Mama?" D old lady laughed out
loud & said, "r u stupid or what? Its me, John
Boye
CultureRe: Why Do Men Give Women Wedding Ring? by Lordabas:
Because in reality the ring is a bribe. A girl needs a big bribe to take on a man for the rest of his life! lol.

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