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Romance / Re: Man Caught Making Love To A Mannequin In Broad Daylight In Zimbabwe by LordaGuru: 1:19pm On Jan 03, 2017
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Politics / Re: Wike Steps Out With His Wife And Children As He Celebrates The New Year.PICS by LordaGuru: 12:40pm On Jan 03, 2017
Nice one.
Politics / Re: Politics In 2017 : Anambra Polls, Mega Party, Others To Shape New Year by LordaGuru: 12:30pm On Jan 03, 2017
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Crime / Re: Lover Murders His Live-In Lover & Son In Lagos For Dating A Rival Cultist by LordaGuru: 12:29pm On Jan 03, 2017
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Crime / Re: Cultist Murders Girlfriend, Dumps Corpse In Well by LordaGuru: 4:38pm On Jan 02, 2017
francisbiz:

Musst we import everything?
We are trying hard to sustain local productivity and save our dwindling forex.
We have comparative advantage in fishery so we don't need all these, one day una go begin import spermatozoa.
angryNext time, read well before quoting. English too dey hard you to understand?! It's not the fish that was imported, Caribbean style flavoured Smoked Fish means that the fish is Nigerian, but it's the Caribbean style flavour that was adopted.

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Religion / Re: Recession Hits Churches As Incomes Dwindle - Trudigest.com by LordaGuru: 1:54pm On Jan 02, 2017
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Religion / Re: Recession Hits Churches As Incomes Dwindle - Trudigest.com by LordaGuru: 10:48am On Jan 02, 2017
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Romance / Re: My Experience With A "Virgin Hunter" by LordaGuru: 10:42am On Jan 02, 2017
FutureSenator:


Kudos.. . For remaining one.... If true.. No matter what they say.. .its an achievement. ..

CC: blesssed
grin Nigerians!!! What is with una and Virginity?! Immediately I saw the Title of this thread, I knew this thread would have the highest traffic for the day. "Virginity is not important, virginity is useless,..." yet see the massive number of folks currently viewing this thread. Even Seun, Lasticlala, etc don't want to be left behind, viewing with so much alacrity tongue grin grin grin Why do we like trying so hard to deny the conspicuously obvious! It shows that people that condemn virginity are self-deceiving hypocrites that are unconsciously envious of the Status they've lost and can NEVER regain. Everyone "prefers a new tear-rubber Car to a naija used 2nd hand, 3rd hand, 25th hand car". I'm glad GOD has given me my Desire, I finally found my wife-to-be, a virtuous Virgin; Yoruba lady with natural Beauty! tongue Watch out for our Marriage pre-wedding things, and wedding IV. wink You shall all be cordially invited. cheesy

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Politics / Re: Boko Haram Victims Funds: Buhari Speaks On Wrongdoings, Vows To Punish Culprits by LordaGuru: 7:14am On Jan 01, 2017
Buhari is trying when it comes to dealing with corruption and terrorism.

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Politics / Re: 2019 : How We Will Stop Mega Party – Oyegun by LordaGuru: 7:13am On Jan 01, 2017
I see APC becoming the current PDP.

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Politics / Re: FG Extends 2016 Budget Implementation To March 2017 by LordaGuru: 7:13am On Jan 01, 2017
I hope it won't translate to more hunger in the Land.
Celebrities / Re: Tayo Sobola Gets G-Wagon As Birthday Gift [PICS] by LordaGuru: 9:59am On Dec 31, 2016
Ok.
Romance / Re: "I Am Walking Into 2017 A Proud Virgin" - Nigerian Lady Says (Photos) by LordaGuru: 9:52am On Dec 31, 2016
EmpresFIDEL:
my dear you have not found love that's why u are not in a relationship with a guy who can't take you for who u are... am a virgin and am dating for almost four yrs and my soulmate has been patient with me becos there is genuine love. and i wish to marry a virgin.. so help me God

grin grin grin "Virginity is not important, virginity is useless,..." yet see the massive number of folks currently viewing this thread. Even Seun, Lasticlala, etc don't want to be left behind, viewing with so much alacrity tongue grin grin grin Why do we like trying so hard to deny the conspicuously obvious! It shows that people that condemn virginity are self-deceiving hypocrites that are unconsciously envious of the Status they've lost and can NEVER regain. Everyone "prefers a new tear-rubber Car to a naija used 2nd hand, 3rd hand, 25th hand car". I'm glad GOD has given me my Desire, I finally found my wife-to-be, a virtuous Virgin; Yoruba lady with natural beautiful! tongue Watch out for our Marriage pre-wedding things, and wedding IV. wink You shall all be cordially invited. cheesy

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Religion / Re: Why We Should Tarry In God's Presence by LordaGuru: 8:14am On Dec 11, 2016
GOD is good.
Car Talk / Re: Common Spark Plug Conditions by LordaGuru: 7:15am On Dec 11, 2016
If u have a 4 plug camry or corolla for sale, contact me.
Properties / Re: Cost Analysis Of Roofing My 3 Bedrooms Flat by LordaGuru: 7:12am On Dec 11, 2016
Congrats.

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Fashion / Re: Makeup Transformation Of A Woman To A Younger Lady by LordaGuru: 11:38am On Dec 05, 2016
BarakOkenny:
Height of dexterity.
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Politics / Re: Jonathan Makes ‘last Minute’ Cancellation Of Aso Rock Trip by LordaGuru: 10:11am On Dec 05, 2016
Makah why?!
Politics / Re: Adamu Seeks Waiver For Islamic Board: CAN, Labour, Rights Activist Kick by LordaGuru: 8:44am On Dec 05, 2016
GreatSE:
And they said BUHARI cannot Islamise Nigeria, bit by bit, little by little...... Ask how Turkey where the first church was built thousands of yrs before Islam came, now has 99.99% Muslims
Nigeria would rather divide soon instead of that to happen here.

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Politics / Re: States Meet To Consider Fresh Revenues Sources by LordaGuru: 8:41am On Dec 05, 2016
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Politics / Re: Osun Denies Receiving N82b From FG by LordaGuru: 8:35am On Dec 02, 2016
Ok
Politics / Re: PDP Crisis: Sheriff Faction Seeks Indefinite Adjournment Of Appeals by LordaGuru: 8:27am On Dec 02, 2016
*Currently listening to Fela's Double Whahala for...*

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Romance / Re: Faithfulness Kennedy: "I Need A Man Who Can Make Me Go Gaga In Bed" by LordaGuru: 6:22am On Oct 31, 2016
t2luv1:




Please tell me how is an Ashawo? I am really curious to know.
I like your comment. A real Man must be able to pleasure and satisfy his wife. To say some Nigerian guys are hypocrites would be an euphemism. These set of guys would preach love to innocent virgin girls, then use Viagra+Aloma+BurahnTashi to scatter her life. Yet they dump most of these girls like bad habits. By the time they are 27, 30 to 45 Viagra and Burhantashi has weakened their ability and no more effective. They finally get married to one of such girls and come here to cry that they caught their wives cheating. Who caused it?! If you are a Guy here, you are less that 45 and using drugs, you are doing yourself. There are natural methods, get sexual education and stop destroying the lives of the girls you won't marry.



wizzakosh:
Miss, can you suck a dick very well. Not that you will just lie down like stick n xpecting a man to satisfy you wella.
My brother, it's not only by sucking that it could be strengthened. I don't suck and I don't beg to be sucked. Naturally, if a guy starts by lying down and allowing the girl to climb, you will on time till she's thoroughly satisfied.

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Romance / Re: Faithfulness Kennedy: "I Need A Man Who Can Make Me Go Gaga In Bed" by LordaGuru: 5:59am On Oct 31, 2016
ismokeweed:
Issokay. Una go don use cucumber finish and expect normal preek to do the work. How? How??

grin grin grin This ga me cracking up so hard... True talk. 1,000 Likes for you.

But not all girls use cucu or shuku

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Romance / Re: What a Woman Really Wants from her man by LordaGuru: 5:34am On Oct 31, 2016
Oliviaarims:


Not at all. What am I supposed to be consoling myself for?

Ok! In simple sentence, what do women want? What do you as a woman want?
Business / Re: BREAKING | Ghanaian President Confers Ghana’s Highest Honour On Adenuga by LordaGuru: 5:27am On Oct 31, 2016
centboy123456:






1k for 3.2GB + 3k worth what is the code for it pls tell me mtn one kill me for here

I don' understand why mod ban me since O! I had to use his other Monika on respond to you, dial *100*10*1# and when asked for the confirmation press 1.


For 5Xs credit dial *200# But I'm contented with 3 times above without any terms and condition attached.

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