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Fiat justitia... there goes the hope of common man. |
mrking3:For ur info, plasticine and other components of nylon materials have been found to be very carcinogenic. More is coming out on why more and mor of the rich and those that form "assor" develop cancer. The more of the packaged (bottled, nylon, canned) things u take into ur system the more trouble you r getting urself into. The OP is wiser. |
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You shall reap what you sow. |
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Good! I believe in a better Nigeria. Two young ladies arrived to a meeting wearing clothes that were quite revealing their body parts. Here is what the Chairman told them: He took a good look at them and made them sit. Then he said something that, they might never forget for the rest of their lives. He looked at them straight in the eyes and said; "ladies, everything that God has valuable in this world is well covered and hard to see, find or get. 1. Where do you find DIAMONDS? Deep down in the ground, covered and protected. 2. Where do you find PEARLS? Deep down at the bottom of the ocean, covered up and protected in a beautiful shell. 3. Where do you find GOLD? Way down in the mine, covered over with layers of rock and to get them, you have to work hard & dig deep down to get them. He looked at them with serious eyes and said; "Your body is sacred & unique" You are far more precious than gold, diamonds and pearls, and you should be covered too. So he added that, "If you keep your treasured mineral just like gold, diamond and pearls, deeply covered up, a reputable mining organization with the requisite machinery will fly down and conduct years of extensive exploration." Then he said, "First, they will contact your government (family), sign professional contracts (wedding) and mine you professionally( legal marriage). But if you leave your precious minerals uncovered on the surface of the earth, you always attract a lot of illegal miners to come and mine you illegally. Everybody will just pick up their crude instruments and just have a dig on you just freely like that. So, keep your bodies deeply covered so that it only invite eligible professional miners to chase you. I hereby, encourage the hardworking girl that own the establishment below me.
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Leave it. I hereby encourage that owner of the company below me, the girl and I were the same NYSC batch. GOD bless Nigeria.
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Okete, bayi ni ware, Okete o bayi ni wa re o! O bafa mule o dafa, o bafa mule odafa o!... |
Do we have the will-power and sincerity to end corruption? Current must-read discussions, click: https://www.nairaland.com/2539818/unbelievable-chronic-gejite-knees-down |
Lol. Current must-read discussions,click: https://www.nairaland.com/2539818/unbelievable-chronic-gejite-knees-down |
Vicjustice:Lol... current must-read discussions on that here: https://www.nairaland.com/2539818/unbelievable-chronic-gejite-knees-down |
tobimillar:Lolz... Na so o! |
Unbelievable: A Chronic Gejite knees down for Buhari I used to love this woman and her music so much then, till she started abusing Buhari with a nefarious passion as if all her life depended on how much of Buhari's person could be ridiculed. She and her cohorts called Buhari good for nothing old fool, illiterate dullard, perpetual loser, and many unprintable derogatory names. Now, she cringes and pathetically knees down for Buhari at every opportunity. This got me asking questions: is it for her belly or is it a self-deceiving act to pacify the President in order for her and her cohorts to escape prison? CC: Lalastical
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Tip of an iceberg of the consequences of disobedience to our great Creator. What men go through is even worse. Soon, this corruptible body shall be traded for incorruptible, all pain shall soon be over for those that do the right thing. For things you need to know, check: [url]catfishguru..com[/url] |
delishpot:Surely, it will continue ti rise under Buhari's focused administration to better the lot of the masses. We thank GOD for giving us a clueful President. For things you need to know, check: [url]catfishguru..com[/url] |
We thank GOD that nobody died. I wish all cars were like that James Bond's car. For things you need to know, check: [url]catfishguru..com[/url] |
Handy work of incompetent Engineers. |
EternalBeing:Hmmm... this is very deep! |
This is serious. The BMW car which uses start button instead key starting that I advertised here 2 days ago has been bought by a NairaLander. Thanks to all that called me from here, and to the Bros that quarreled with me for not delaying the car for you to buy even with ur additional 500k on the car price, I'm very sorry, the money was urgently needed. The following 2 cars are being imported directly from America. The clean Corrolla LE has arrived already but the Camry (special edition with plush leader seat interior) will arrive tomorrow. 1st pics shows the Corrolla while in America, 2nd shows it in my place in Nigeria. While the last 2 shows the Camry in America. If you know anybody that's interested call
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This is unfortunate. Thanks to all that called for the BMW. It was sold yesterday morning. |
Thanks to all that called for the BMW. A Naira Lander has bought it yesterday morning. |
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JayJohnson:Learner, u would have know better if truly u've been buying cars. So, u don't know that when you like a plate number, you can choose not to sell it with a car but remove and transfer it to another car that you just bought by doing the necessary legitimate documentations at VIO office. Obviously, u don't own a bicycle Tyre let alone a car. I guess u mean to say ur great grand uncle bought a car three years ago, and that must have being his first car because u would have known better if not. |
themodernman:Thanks my brother. Also to so many people that has called me about the BMW from NL, I say a Big thank You! I'm still receiving calls, the highest bidder would acquire the car tomorrow. We thank GOD that not all Nigerians are blabbers, jobless time squanderers here on NL, many of us are very hardworking and we deserve to enjoy our hard-earned money. I discover that non of the never-see-good-in-any-thing folks that wrote derogatory things here called me, at least to investigate. They rather live for NL likes. |
For sale at affordable price.
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