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PoliticsRe: Why DSS Sacked 65 Personnel - Vanguard News by LordaGuru: 8:27am On Sep 14, 2015
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PoliticsRe: Court Delaying Senate Forgery Case, Say Police by LordaGuru: 7:38am On Sep 14, 2015
Fiat justitia... there goes the hope of common man.
FoodRe: Photos Of A Nairalander Cooking Moimoi by LordaGuru:
mrking3:
Informative! And and quite interesting!! But I'll rather prefer it with nylon hence would be difficult for me to wrap with that Green leave.
For ur info, plasticine and other components of nylon materials have been found to be very carcinogenic. More is coming out on why more and mor of the rich and those that form "assor" develop cancer. The more of the packaged (bottled, nylon, canned) things u take into ur system the more trouble you r getting urself into. The OP is wiser.
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dike-Churchill Glows At "Miss Grand Nigeria Beauty Pageant" Photos by LordaGuru: 7:58am On Sep 13, 2015
Ok.
CrimeRe: Cultist Killed And Dumped In Front Of Yaba College Of Technology(Graphic Photos) by LordaGuru: 7:58am On Sep 13, 2015
You shall reap what you sow.
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dike-Churchill Glows At "Miss Grand Nigeria Beauty Pageant" Photos by LordaGuru: 7:58am On Sep 13, 2015
Nice
PoliticsRe: ‘The Buhari-Effect’ Heats Up Aso Rock- Daily Trust by LordaGuru: 7:46am On Sep 13, 2015
Good! I believe in a better Nigeria.

Two young ladies arrived to a meeting wearing clothes that were quite revealing their body parts. Here is what the Chairman told them: He took a good look at them and made them sit. Then he said something that, they might never forget for the rest of their lives.

He looked at them straight in the eyes and said; "ladies, everything that God has valuable in this world is well covered and hard to see, find or get.

1. Where do you find DIAMONDS? Deep down in the ground, covered and protected.

2. Where do you find PEARLS? Deep down at the bottom of the ocean, covered up and protected in a beautiful shell.

3. Where do you find GOLD? Way down in the mine, covered over with layers of rock and to get them, you have to work hard & dig deep down to get them.

He looked at them with serious eyes and said;

"Your body is sacred & unique" You are far more precious than gold, diamonds and pearls, and you should be covered too. So he added that, "If you keep your treasured mineral just like gold, diamond and pearls, deeply covered up, a reputable mining organization with the requisite machinery will fly down and conduct years of extensive exploration."

Then he said, "First, they will contact your government (family), sign professional contracts (wedding) and mine you professionally( legal marriage). But if you leave your precious minerals uncovered on the surface of the earth, you always attract a lot of illegal miners to come and mine you illegally. Everybody will just pick up their crude instruments and just have a dig on you just freely like that. So, keep your bodies deeply covered so that it only invite eligible professional miners to chase you.

I hereby, encourage the hardworking girl that own the establishment below me.

NYSCRe: 'We Are No Longer Foolish', NYSC Tells Students by LordaGuru: 7:37am On Sep 13, 2015
Leave it. I hereby encourage that owner of the company below me, the girl and I were the same NYSC batch. GOD bless Nigeria.

Nairaland GeneralRe: This Was Killed In My Compound Tonight (pics) by LordaGuru: 5:14am On Aug 22, 2015
Okete, bayi ni ware, Okete o bayi ni wa re o! O bafa mule o dafa, o bafa mule odafa o!...
PoliticsRe: Imo Assembly Workers Lock-out Lawmakers Over Unpaid Salaries by LordaGuru: 1:55pm On Aug 20, 2015
Do we have the will-power and sincerity to end corruption?
Current must-read discussions, click: https://www.nairaland.com/2539818/unbelievable-chronic-gejite-knees-down
FashionRe: Don't Laugh Alone: Please, What Is This Hairstyle Called? (photo) by LordaGuru: 1:48pm On Aug 20, 2015
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo, Governors Meet At Aso Rock by LordaGuru: 1:45pm On Aug 20, 2015
Vicjustice:
It's now getting boring, i want to see corrupt politicians in jail, period!
Lol... current must-read discussions on that here: https://www.nairaland.com/2539818/unbelievable-chronic-gejite-knees-down
PoliticsRe: Unbelievable: A Chronic Gejite Knees Down For Buhari (Pics) by LordaGuru(op): 1:37pm On Aug 20, 2015
tobimillar:
What is so unbelievable here? Barcanista and Co are next
Lolz... Na so o!
PoliticsUnbelievable: A Chronic Gejite Knees Down For Buhari (Pics) by LordaGuru(op):
Unbelievable: A Chronic Gejite knees down for Buhari
I used to love this woman and her music so much then, till she started abusing Buhari with a nefarious passion as if all her life depended on how much of Buhari's person could be ridiculed. She and her cohorts called Buhari good for nothing old fool, illiterate dullard, perpetual loser, and many unprintable derogatory names. Now, she cringes and pathetically knees down for Buhari at every opportunity. This got me asking questions: is it for her belly or is it a self-deceiving act to pacify the President in order for her and her cohorts to escape prison?

CC: Lalastical

FamilyRe: My Neighbour And His Fiancee by LordaGuru: 9:57am On Aug 18, 2015
Tip of an iceberg of the consequences of disobedience to our great Creator. What men go through is even worse. Soon, this corruptible body shall be traded for incorruptible, all pain shall soon be over for those that do the right thing.
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BusinessRe: Naira Rises To 217 Against Dollar by LordaGuru: 9:17am On Aug 18, 2015
delishpot:
Hope it keeps rising
Surely, it will continue ti rise under Buhari's focused administration to better the lot of the masses. We thank GOD for giving us a clueful President.
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Nairaland GeneralRe: Vehicle Sinks After Bridge Collapses In Dubban Fulani, Gombe State by LordaGuru: 8:20am On Aug 18, 2015
We thank GOD that nobody died. I wish all cars were like that James Bond's car.

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Nairaland GeneralRe: Vehicle Sinks After Bridge Collapses In Dubban Fulani, Gombe State by LordaGuru:
Handy work of incompetent Engineers.
Christianity EtcRe: List: 30 Pairs Of Bible Verses That Contradict One Another by LordaGuru: 4:38pm On Jul 12, 2015
EternalBeing:
GOD is not an author of confusion. Years of translation and retranslation by different individuals, perspectives, races, languages and background might have caused some anomaly but, unless you want to deceive yourself, u & I know that the original summary word of GOD is "Love ur Creator with all ur heart and Love your neighbor as ur self"(doing opposite to these is the cause of ALL problems we see in the world today); wise people follow JESUS' counsel. The real issue is that everybody in this generation now knows that satan is real, and GOD is real. To deny this is to live in myopic self-deceit. Even the quran copied some of the Bible; Human 6cm brain can never fully understand all about the Great CREATOR that created an immeasurable universe, even the scientist with all their MainFrame Gigantic Computers have found it impossible to measure the universe, count the number of stars, etc... They daily inexhaustibly discovers new species of fish in water, new planets, etc... They've only understand and discover a micro-fraction about man and matter. Atom was once said to be the smallest unit, later electron, proton and neutron. Now we have photons, nucleons etc... tomorrow they'll still continue to inexhaustibly discover little knowledge about an Awesome Creation of Great CREATOR. "We that know our GOD..." OP, the last lap of WAR for souls of men is going on, knowingly or unknowingly, u r either sending souls to Hell or winning Souls into HEAVEN. To be used by YAHWEH ur Creator or by satan ur destroyer, the choice is yours.
[b]Remember that GOD chased Adam, Eve, Humanity into this land of punishment in order to give them time and chance to repent. Unlike Man that would have destroyed rebellious creatures, in HIS infinite mercy that HE provided us the raw materials to make technology, Concrete houses etc... in order to make this place tolerable and endurable while we reconcile and resubmit our total Love and Obedience to HIM. Is it because you are eating chicken, using iPhone, Internet and driving Lambougini Poche that you want to end your precious eternal Soul here?! Stop being deceived by satan, your Eternal Soul is worth much more. No matter the flashy lights, concrete houses and internet, a land of punishment is a land of Punishment. satan is trying hard to make Humanity to forget that the best that man's 6cm brain can create can NEVER, in the most minute sense, be compared to the awesomeness of a World (Garden of Eden) created by GOD ALMIGHTY HIMSELF; that's where we shall live forever not die in hell like those that fell in love with this decaying world. Compared to what we shall eat in Heaven, chicken, sugar, etc.. would taste like sand and technology, that's currently getting people carried away, would be totally useless and ridiculous.[/b]
Hmmm... this is very deep!
EventsRe: Girl Celebrate Birthday In A Weird Way, Allows Well Wishers Play With Privates by LordaGuru:
This is serious.

The BMW car which uses start button instead key starting that I advertised here 2 days ago has been bought by a NairaLander. Thanks to all that called me from here, and to the Bros that quarreled with me for not delaying the car for you to buy even with ur additional 500k on the car price, I'm very sorry, the money was urgently needed.

The following 2 cars are being imported directly from America. The clean Corrolla LE has arrived already but the Camry (special edition with plush leader seat interior) will arrive tomorrow. 1st pics shows the Corrolla while in America, 2nd shows it in my place in Nigeria. While the last 2 shows the Camry in America. If you know anybody that's interested call

PropertiesRe: Masters Energy Filling Station On Fire in Aba by LordaGuru: 3:59pm On Jun 18, 2015
This is unfortunate.

Thanks to all that called for the BMW. It was sold yesterday morning.
PropertiesRe: Masters Energy Filling Station On Fire in Aba by LordaGuru: 3:59pm On Jun 18, 2015
Thanks to all that called for the BMW. A Naira Lander has bought it yesterday morning.
CrimeRe: Cooks Poison Family Soup, Land Couple In Hospital by LordaGuru: 8:56am On Jun 17, 2015
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Science/TechnologyRe: Nigerian Appointed Secretary-General Of CTO by LordaGuru: 8:55am On Jun 17, 2015
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CelebritiesRe: Maje Ayida To Alleged Mistress: “I Have Taken Your Virginity. U R Mine Forever!” by LordaGuru: 12:58am On Jun 16, 2015
JayJohnson:
You are likely a conman, if you had bought this car two years ago as claimed, the number on the car would have been the new number set, Nairaland should beware of people like you. I bought my car three years ago and I have the new number plate
Go and look for job bro huh huh huh
Learner, u would have know better if truly u've been buying cars. So, u don't know that when you like a plate number, you can choose not to sell it with a car but remove and transfer it to another car that you just bought by doing the necessary legitimate documentations at VIO office.
Obviously, u don't own a bicycle Tyre let alone a car. I guess u mean to say ur great grand uncle bought a car three years ago, and that must have being his first car because u would have known better if not.
CelebritiesRe: Maje Ayida To Alleged Mistress: “I Have Taken Your Virginity. U R Mine Forever!” by LordaGuru: 12:46am On Jun 16, 2015
themodernman:
Nice ride I must say...just called you now.
Thanks my brother. Also to so many people that has called me about the BMW from NL, I say a Big thank You! I'm still receiving calls, the highest bidder would acquire the car tomorrow. We thank GOD that not all Nigerians are blabbers, jobless time squanderers here on NL, many of us are very hardworking and we deserve to enjoy our hard-earned money. I discover that non of the never-see-good-in-any-thing folks that wrote derogatory things here called me, at least to investigate. They rather live for NL likes.
CrimeRe: Girl Stabs Neighbour With A Dagger Over Boyfriend by LordaGuru: 1:02pm On Jun 15, 2015
For sale at affordable price.

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