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CrimeRe: Bus Conductor Stabs Passenger To Death Over Transport Fare (pictured) by LordaGuru: 5:01pm On Dec 05, 2015
That's unfortunate.

Girls reveal their minds in the thread below, what your girlfriend wish u knew without her having to tell you:
https://www.nairaland.com/2783134/7-intimate-secrets-women-wish

A must read thread.
Romance7 Intimate Secrets Women Wish Men Knew by LordaGuru(op): 4:57pm On Dec 05, 2015
7 Intimate Secrets Women Wish Men Knew

Everyone hopes for a receptive and sensitive partner who ultimately gets her without her speaking a word. These few tips might just help you be that man to your woman.
Making her feel important while having good conversation is like an aphrodisiac. There are just some things a woman expects her man to do or say without her having to verbally point it out. These gestures are just what you need to arrive at an explosive sexual relationship.

1. Most women appreciate displays of affection outside the bedroom: This includes non-sexual touching and little bit of tenderness. A little stroke of your face or hair is part of it too. Unfortunately, men accept this within the four walls of the bedroom.

2. Sex isn’t separate from a woman’s life: It means she has to first get in the mood before the kissing and touching. Satisfying sex is as a result of a good feeling all day. Which means she can’t be passionate if her man doesn’t make her enthusiastic enough.

3. Women get turned-on by great talk: This is why some women have sex after a great first date. Making her feel important while having good conversation is like an aphrodisiac. These intimate moments gets her in the right mood for sex.

4. Sex shouldn’t be like work: Men sometimes get too serious in the bedroom, women love to have fun in the bedroom. Women are more relaxed when sex comes with playfulness, this takes pressure from both partners.

5. Women sometimes feel insecure about their looks: For women who have been married for a long time, it’s quite normal to think her man may not find her as appealing as she used to be. As a man who cares a lot for his woman, it’s left to you to sense these insecurities and turn them around.


6. What happens after sex matters a lot to her: The tender loving care a woman needs goes beyond main sexual act. A woman appreciates it when a man knows how to go about these needs.

7. Great sex doesn’t equal to an orgasm: Most women enjoy pre-intimacy than the actual sex act. Although most men think they’ve done a good job when their women climax, but reaching orgasm isn’t always essential. What matters is the connection you both have before and during sex.
Source: http://www.naijaonpoint.com/relationship/secrets-women-wish-men-knew.html#ixzz3tRZxfOci

cc: Lalasticlala

FamilyRead 7 Intimate Secrets Women Wish Men Knew by LordaGuru(op):
Read 7 Intimate Secrets Women Wish Men Knew

Everyone hopes for a receptive and sensitive partner who ultimately gets her without her speaking a word. These few tips might just help you be that man to your woman.
Making her feel important while having good conversation is like an aphrodisiac. There are just some things a woman expects her man to do or say without her having to verbally point it out. These gestures are just what you need to arrive at an explosive sexual relationship.

1. Most women appreciate displays of affection outside the bedroom: This includes non-sexual touching and little bit of tenderness. A little stroke of your face or hair is part of it too. Unfortunately, men accept this within the four walls of the bedroom.

2. Sex isn’t separate from a woman’s life: It means she has to first get in the mood before the kissing and touching. Satisfying sex is as a result of a good feeling all day. Which means she can’t be passionate if her man doesn’t make her enthusiastic enough.

3. Women get turned-on by great talk: This is why some women have sex after a great first date. Making her feel important while having good conversation is like an aphrodisiac. These intimate moments gets her in the right mood for sex.

4. Sex shouldn’t be like work: Men sometimes get too serious in the bedroom, women love to have fun in the bedroom. Women are more relaxed when sex comes with playfulness, this takes pressure from both partners.

5. Women sometimes feel insecure about their looks: For women who have been married for a long time, it’s quite normal to think her man may not find her as appealing as she used to be. As a man who cares a lot for his woman, it’s left to you to sense these insecurities and turn them around.


6. What happens after sex matters a lot to her: The tender loving care a woman needs goes beyond main sexual act. A woman appreciates it when a man knows how to go about these needs.

7. Great sex doesn’t equal to an orgasm: Most women enjoy pre-intimacy than the actual sex act. Although most men think they’ve done a good job when their women climax, but reaching orgasm isn’t always essential. What matters is the connection you both have before and during sex.
Source: http://www.naijaonpoint.com/relationship/secrets-women-wish-men-knew.html#ixzz3tRZxfOci

cc: Lalasticlala

PoliticsRe: HID Awolowo's Burial - Live Updates (Pics) by LordaGuru: 1:08pm On Nov 25, 2015
RIP wonderful Mama. Only a true Queen would marry a man like the Great Awolowo.
PhonesRe: LG Introduces LG16- The Cheapest Android Ever, Sells For N2000 by LordaGuru: 1:00pm On Nov 25, 2015
olashas:
grin grin grin grin something is doing you
grin grin grin ; trust Nigerians with Awoof! U can't imagine how many people really wished this is true. Some won't mind trekking from Lagos to PH to collect my Chicken. cheesy You, submit ur application before I change my mind O! tongue
PhonesRe: LG Introduces LG16- The Cheapest Android Ever, Sells For N2000 by LordaGuru: 10:47am On Nov 25, 2015
deramarks:
Pls nau all these things are too much I know dat chicken is a very expensive. Gift to give out. But just try to reduce all these
grin grin grin You better do quick before I dash all my chicken out finish!
PhonesRe: LG Introduces LG16- The Cheapest Android Ever, Sells For N2000 by LordaGuru:
Good one, that's in the Spirit of Christmas!

Also, I too have Began my annual Distribution of Xmas
Gifts
(chicken for Families& Friends )
PLEASE MEET THE REQUIREMENTS BELOW TO
GET YOURS..
1. Submit your Birth Certificate (Original Copy).
2. One Valid Identification Card.
3. Police Report that you have never committed
any crime in your life.
4. International Passport (if you don’t have one,
go
and get it).
5. Marriage Certificate (if married if not go and
marry)
6. Consent Of Parents (for those below 17yrs).
7. Picture Of Us (to prove that we are close).
8. 4 Copies Of 2×2 Pictures (blue
background).
9. Report Card/Result sheet ( for students and
undergraduates only).
10. Provide Drivers license (if any)
11. Provide your CGPA (must not be less than 3.8
12. Write an Essay (Explain why I should give you
the xmas present)…
Not less than 800 words.-with proper margin.
Correct English grammar
and right use of punctuation, interjections
Pls use green pen…
NB- Submit your application on or b4 dec. 20 for
the gift, 1 big chicken.

FoodRe: Female Blogger Makes Bread With Yeast From Her Vagina [PICS] by LordaGuru: 9:30am On Nov 25, 2015
tmv10:
share the gala share the bread.
Share the bread, share thrush,eh thrush eh thrush....







What a terrible STD!!!!

PoliticsRe: The Employed Should Help FG Pay 5k To The Unemployed - Sen. Bruce by LordaGuru: 9:33am On Nov 13, 2015
Ben has spoken. It's very sad and unfortunate, the latest news on biafra here: https://www.nairaland.com/2731149/again-some-people-died-during#39938153
PoliticsRe: Stella Oduah Disgraced | Tunde Fashola Hailed by LordaGuru: 8:18am On Nov 13, 2015
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage,Wizkid & Seyi Shay Appear In Funny Pepsi 'Long Throat' Adverts(pics by LordaGuru: 8:13am On Nov 13, 2015
Nice one. Latest on biafra, this is so unfortunate: https://www.nairaland.com/2731149/again-some-people-died-during#39934674
PoliticsRe: Again! Some People Died During Biafra Protest Yesterday (PHOTOS) by LordaGuru(op): 9:00am On Nov 12, 2015
tayebest:
[s][/s]

foool, why are you misleading Nigerians? undecided

The pictures are fake, the site you posted are not of this month sef...

No lemme swear for you oo.
You are a big FOOL. I said you can NEVER find the first 2 pics anywhere else on Net except here because it was directly sent to me by my friend that witnessed the incident yesterday. The remaining pics are those people that recently died from Biafran protest, u are talking as if they are 4 months old pics or 6 years ago.. We need to unite and find a solution before it's too late.
PoliticsRe: Again! Some People Died During Biafra Protest Yesterday (PHOTOS) by LordaGuru(op): 8:52am On Nov 12, 2015
Lanretoye:
na police or army matchet that one for head too?...mecheew
useless propaganda!
Surely, u didn't read the article before commenting. Incorrigible ediot that speaks before he thinks.
SportsRe: Don’t Sign For Chelsea, Abuja Fans Tell Eaglets by LordaGuru: 8:46am On Nov 12, 2015
This is very sad and unfortunate, latest news on biafra: https://www.nairaland.com/2731209/again-some-people-died-during#39935096
EventsRe: Again!! Some People That Died During Biafra Protest Yesterday: PHOTOS by LordaGuru(op): 8:46am On Nov 12, 2015
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EventsAgain!! Some People That Died During Biafra Protest Yesterday: PHOTOS by LordaGuru(op): 8:45am On Nov 12, 2015
The fact that my Mum is igbo makes me feel like supporting Biafra, but their current approach is diametrically counterproductive. I really feel like weeping for what some igbos are unnecessarily currently putting themselves through. Treason and disturbance of public peace are big offenses under the Law, and as such the anti-riot Police and Soldiers are not smiling with the secessionist protesters. There was also quarrel between some that supported Nigeria and the protesters during which cutlass, etc was freely used. The first 2 pics were sent to me by a friend that witnessed the incident in PH. Remaining pics gotten from other bloggers that carried the news. Pls, let's love one another as GOD loves us all.
Greed is trying to tear us apart. Nigeria, united we stand, divided we fall!

http://www..ng/2015/09/03/7-igbos-killed-30-others-injured-by-nigerian-police-during-pro-biafra-rally/
http://www.news24.com.ng/MyNews24/Its-time-for-Igbo-people-to-condemn-Radio-Biafra-20151021
http://naijaparrot.com/over-6-dead-as-pro-biafra-rally-turns-bloody-in-onitsha/

PoliticsRe: Again! Some People Died During Biafra Protest Yesterday (PHOTOS) by LordaGuru(op):
Feranchek:
Chisos!!!!
A friend said igbos want to go so that they can greedily monopolize and sedishly control the Niger-Delter Oil. The Oil Money is enough to develop all parts Nigeria, even for 100s of years to come. Oil was not put there by the igbos. Let's all be contented with enjoying the GOD's gist to this Nation.

https://www.nairaland.com/2680295/outrage-over-biafra-protest-port
RomanceRe: The Most Hilarious Nigerian Wedding Invitation Ever! by LordaGuru: 8:23am On Nov 12, 2015
This is very unfortunate, latest news on Biafra: https://www.nairaland.com/2731149/again-some-people-died-during#39934359
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage Looks So Beautiful As She Arrives London by LordaGuru: 8:22am On Nov 12, 2015
This is very unfortunate, latest news on Biafra: https://www.nairaland.com/2731149/again-some-people-died-during#39934359
PoliticsRe: Again! Some People Died During Biafra Protest Yesterday (PHOTOS) by LordaGuru(op): 8:21am On Nov 12, 2015
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PoliticsAgain! Some People Died During Biafra Protest Yesterday (PHOTOS) by LordaGuru(op):
The fact that my Mum is igbo makes me feel like supporting Biafra, but their current approach is diametrically counterproductive. I really feel like weeping for what some igbos are unnecessarily currently putting themselves through. Treason and disturbance of public peace are big offenses under the Law, and as such the anti-riot Police and Soldiers are not smiling with the secessionist protesters. There was also quarrel between some that supported Nigeria and the protesters during which cutlass, etc was freely used. The first 2 pics were sent to me by a friend that witnessed the incident in PH. Remaining pics gotten from other bloggers that carried the news. A friend said igbos want to go so that they can greedily monopolize and selfishly control the Niger-Delter Oil because they will always outwit the real Niger-Deltans. The Oil Money is enough to develop all parts Nigeria, even for 100s of years to come. Oil was not put there by the igbos. Let's all be contented with enjoying the GOD's gist to this Nation. Greed is trying to tear us apart. Nigeria, united we stand, divided we fall!

http://www..ng/2015/09/03/7-igbos-killed-30-others-injured-by-nigerian-police-during-pro-biafra-rally/
http://www.news24.com.ng/MyNews24/Its-time-for-Igbo-people-to-condemn-Radio-Biafra-20151021
http://naijaparrot.com/over-6-dead-as-pro-biafra-rally-turns-bloody-in-onitsha/

FamilyRe: She Satisfies Me More Than My Wife by LordaGuru: 7:45am On Oct 31, 2015
See more info about the newly crowned Ooni of Ife:
https://www.nairaland.com/2703034/more-info-new-ooni-ife#39533898
PhonesRe: We Nigerians Are Unfair To MTN by LordaGuru: 7:35am On Oct 31, 2015
See more info about the newly crowned Ooni of Ife:
https://www.nairaland.com/2703034/more-info-new-ooni-ife#39533898
PoliticsRe: We Won’t Declare Assets Publicly, Say Ministers-designate by LordaGuru: 7:00am On Oct 31, 2015
See more info about the newly crowned Ooni of Ife:
https://www.nairaland.com/2703034/more-info-new-ooni-ife#39533898
CelebritiesRe: Toolz Stuns As Susan Younis Bridesmaid (photos) by LordaGuru: 6:52am On Oct 31, 2015
Beautiful girl.
PoliticsRe: We Are Planning For Nigeria's Poor In 2016 Budget ' VP Osinbajo by LordaGuru: 6:50am On Oct 31, 2015
See more info about the newly crowned Ooni of Ife:
https://www.nairaland.com/2703034/more-info-new-ooni-ife#39533898
CelebritiesRe: More Info about The New OONI Of Ife And Daughter(pics, His Life History) by LordaGuru(op): 6:20am On Oct 31, 2015
Heromaniaa:
The gods are wise.
grin Na u talk am o!
CelebritiesRe: More Info about The New OONI Of Ife And Daughter(pics, His Life History) by LordaGuru(op): 6:19am On Oct 31, 2015
Brandnew2:
He looks really young here.
40 is extremely young for such status, I wonder how he made his massive stupendous wealth before he was even 40. He must have been an exceptionally intelligent person.
CelebritiesRe: More Info about The New OONI Of Ife And Daughter(pics, His Life History) by LordaGuru(op): 11:35pm On Oct 30, 2015
Charlescobi:
shocked
grin wink grin Lol. Handsome young king. Guy, for ur mind now u don dey skim how to toast his beautiful princess abi?
CelebritiesMore Info about The New OONI Of Ife And Daughter(pics, His Life History) by LordaGuru(op): 11:31pm On Oct 30, 2015
More photos of the new Ooni of Ife, Adeyeye Enitan Ogunwusi and his only daughter, have surfaced online.
DawnToDusk made available the photos, showing the 40-year-old new Ooni and his only daughter who recently graduated from University of Manchester in the United Kingdom.
Adeyeye is a married man who was born into the Giesi ruling house. The real estate baron is the 51st Ooni of Ife. He is the 5th child of his parents. His siblings are Abimbola, Adetunji, Folasade, Adesola, and Adebimpe.
Recall that Prince Adeyeye was announced the next Ooni of Ife on October 26, by the the Osun state governor.
The news about the 40-year-old new Ooni of Ife came as a surprise to many Nigerians.
The new Ooni of Ife is an outstanding real estate Mogul and an international entrepreneur based in the USA for a long while now before he was chosen to come and become the new king.

https://www.naij.com/620113-photos-meet-new-ooni-ifes-daughter-shes-graduate.html

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