₦airaland Forum

adepojuot: that is the problem my brother but people won,t understand this.

what is there to understand
The only understandable thing there is that Islam truly teaches the opposite of what it claims to be and uphold, PEACE!

Afam4eva: But i really don't get how some human beings reason. tell me the reason why a single should should still be found in Borno? How can people be playing draft with their life like this. If i lived in Borno, it just takes one bomb or killing spree for me to find my square root. But some people seem not to even be thinking of leaving that place. Btw, i thought they said the Nigerian Army chased the bokoharamists into Niger Republic.

Boko Haram are not just those armed with AK47 and some IEDs. Every northern muslim tends/seems to be a boko haramite since they don't have any problem with it.
The truth is that JTF chased a number of them away, but the unarmed ones got recruited and armed immediately and they are the ones operating right now.

tbaba1234:

May Allah have mercy on the dead. Ameen

how can allah have mercy on the dead while he's the cause of their death?
E be like say this allah na hypocrite o.
Mara mara n'ihu

They may continue until no single muslim remains in Nigeria.

obyikye: Oh boy, did u grow up in Aba?

yea.
Wha about you?

church Agbasa: When i asked you how old are you i never intended to insult you cause that's where most Nigerian mind set gear towards but let me school you on who is Dan Anyiam.He was the first Captain of the Nigerian National team in 1949. He was also the first coach of Enugu Rangers and was selector for the national team after the Biafran War.Is he not worth immortalising by the Nigerian Government instead of Imo state government?

Oga, if this not from google, I may not be wrong if I say you are older than a century.

Abum numba 1
Abum numba 2
Abum numba thereee Taribo West.
Anam echeta Sam Okwaraji onye Naijiria
Nwuru onwu ike.
Kpa kpa kpa, kpa goalkepper, goalkepper wulie elu tie akwa oche!
Akwa m zuru oke onu
Myiri ya umu uwa ana ako m onu, aku akam!

We're just begining to feel good about her, we'll soon smile with pride because of her.

Kairoseki77: Second place is just the first place loser.
- Dale Earnhart

I know say you and that your father Dale no even fit jump this small gutter wey dey my backyard. So make una bury una shameless mouth for una pocket.

Royal Roy: "Go To Hell"

"You Coward"


"You will never change"

"Lazy Ass"

"You Are Nothing but a Fool"

"I Curse the day I met you"


Words that can make a man wanna end it all.!!

these ones na curse?
I like my wife.
Na bottle, plank, monday hammer and pestle we take dey curse.

[quote author=soj-naija]@Lordave, is T.B. Joshua a type of drug that can be purchased over the counter??[/quote]he may not be purchased over the counter, but he can be purchased under the pulpit.
I thought he was a drug, cuz according to many people on nairaland, he cures all sorts of illness.

[quote author=Okija_juju]Nna men, My 3 forty-feet container wey land wharf from yonder na ehn costom sieze o! Say my Opkoroko wey I import no carry date of birth certificate.. Nna na the matter I dey ontop since.. But glory be to God, I have successfully bailed my Opkoroko from Customs custody and its now available Nationwide at all major Opkoroko distributors and retailers near you. Please patronize Okija Ventures Group of Companies limited..

Plus my people just gave me a new title as Onwa Hong Kong, to add to my 5 other titles of Onwa Japan, Singapore, Kualalumpor, Indonesia and China.

But all glory be to Olisa be ni igwe, I am back!!

How your side?!

[/quote]No tell me say na you get those Okporoko containers wey custom seize.... kai 9ja no wan change.
Na so NAFDAC seize my akara say dem no get manufactured date.. The one wey dey vex me be say dem carry am go their oga office, claiming say them wan figure out the expiry date as e no get manufactured. Nna wetin I tell you be say, before me and them go reach their office dem don chop the akara finish. But I thank my Olisa say since wey dat thing happen, all of them, their belly never be the same.
My area dey cool o, only say waists are getting broader.
Ukwu sara mbara kazi nku.

How long are we going to keep reading weird news like this on this forum??
The previous day, Shark kiss man.
Today, crocodile amputates man, now, fish wey dey chop testicles discovered. What about the one wey dey suck Nipplé?

^^Longest time Okija.
How is Ogwugwu shrine?
Heard that you went on holidays in Ogbunike cave.

kennygee: This can't happen to a black man, we value our lives too much.

the last time I checked, Shekau and Kabiru Sokoto were still blacks

Holy Ghost fire!!!
I refuse to take a look.
*Covers face*

njuwo: Bros, i dey always dey see u for nairaland, na so u jobless reach?

you funny o.

Who are they and where is the picture?

[quote author=Oga@TheTop]HIV is now a thing of the past bruv..[/quote]you mean it now has a direct cure?

erniok: Wow.what a groundbreaking discovery. HIV is next.

I thought T.B Joshua cures HIV

Lordmiracle: Tonto dike i love u with the same love jesus has 4 u, dnt resort 2 sucide dats nt the best....but at least u can give christ an opportunity and be born again 4 ur life 2 have a meaning. And am also talking 2 every 1 of u here.

jeez! Did you just say for her life to have a meaning? As in giving your life to Christ is a criteria to living a meaningful life? I guess you're waiting to see her on Mary-amaka without make ups before you agree that she's living a meaningful life.
How meaningful is your life bros? Cuz I know you've given it to Christ.

Ya'll hating should keep your hatred/hateful comments to yourselves.
The Tonto that I know can never think of suicide, let alone commiting it. The truth is that she just only wanted to make sure she is still making headlines.

Make I hear!

wizzyrichy: Him no even get swagg self

huh! swagg ke?
I think he should have sagged his pants, as that would have added a little swagger to his boring swaggs.

Maxymilliano: More like a houseboy in his Sunday best ...

looks like a prison warder

How did this guy become a governor
He looks too juu!

I guess this man wants to make headline, cuz he wouldn't say that he expected less than this.

[quote author=A-40]3-3[/quote]omo na real war o.
Ain't gonna be any easy this season.

[quote author=A-40]Nice to see Gotze grab a doppel on his return! Na now the conundrum just start

Did you see the Schalke vs Hamburg game? Very crazy match[/quote]How did it end?

zangiff: f.u.u.k dis igbo girl

Must you add Igbo before making no sense?

^^Yea, all is well buddy.

laplace19: Immediately I finished reading this...omor,I burst laugh eeeh!!hahahaha


See Beverly and mathematics
$1 = #100. Therefore $1,000 = #100,000. When naija banks start to dey sell $1 for 100naira?

See Beverly see first class
"Difference" she dey ask for the spelling . This girl no go kill us ooo

you even get time read am